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Fucked up weird Dwight Howard story itt

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his O...
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Ho lee fuk Once again, xo ahead of the game
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Anthony Bourdain all over again
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we ever get a resolution on that? mere coincidence?
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RIP Charlie TP
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  11/25/18
What’s going on ITT?
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  11/25/18
XO is incredible!
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Xo doesn't realize what happened in this thread.
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  11/25/18
Explain plz
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Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March...
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glittery useless milk filthpig
  11/25/18
q did this
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  11/25/18
evidence that this was not edited plz.
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  11/25/18
It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and ...
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  11/25/18
100% not flame
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If he edited it then his email tag would update Don&rsquo...
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look at all the fucked up artifacts from the servver change
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COT DAMN. XO in the know.
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Date: March 23rd, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: Garnet masturbator

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his Olympic run i went to a really shitty movie like zohan or love guru and we ended up walking out 20 min in it was so utter shite

We walked by the concession stand and here was his HUGE black guy who had the exact frame as Dwight Howard mostly from shoulders in line getting snacks

Again this is July 4th

Place is pretty barren for a matinee feature

Anyway the black dude is wearing a fucking long white haired witches Wig and regular clothes

What’s even more fucked up is there’s this huge black guy with like 2 high school kids one girl and one guy both white

We pass them I look at me buddy and we’re like “is that fucking Dwight Howard?!”

So I walk up to him towards the concession stand and I’m like there’s no way this is Dwight Howard in a matinee with two young white dork kids wearing a fucking white witches wig

As I approach the white kids have been talking to him the whole time and one sees me out of corner of his eye, Black Guy still looking forward

I get about 3 feet behind him and almost on cue he turns around smiling and scream, “BOO!” with a fucking salt and pepper witches wig coming down to his shoulders. We all start laughing our asses off and we’re like we’re huge fans looking forward to Olympics what the fuck are you doing way out here in city that has no NBA team - he was super chill and we told him the movie we walked out of they we’re gonna see was a pile of heaping shit and left



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Date: November 27th, 2023 6:40 PM
Author: Mustard fighting twinkling uncleanness



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:08 AM
Author: Garnet masturbator

Lol wow holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37296252)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: beady-eyed bearded pit

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: chocolate chapel weed whacker



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 AM
Author: self-centered sable resort circlehead



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Date: November 25th, 2018 6:53 AM
Author: Contagious wrinkle

Ho lee fuk

Once again, xo ahead of the game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37296525)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: Garnet masturbator



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: concupiscible station

Anthony Bourdain all over again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37296755)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: beady-eyed bearded pit

we ever get a resolution on that? mere coincidence?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37296760)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: mind-boggling box office jap

RIP Charlie TP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37296764)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 PM
Author: Garnet masturbator



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: Deep son of senegal



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: at-the-ready exciting juggernaut gaping

+ mance rayder calling every trump scotus nom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37299555)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: Bistre pozpig rehab

What’s going on ITT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37296787)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:37 AM
Author: nighttime kitty cat black woman

XO is incredible!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37296794)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:56 AM
Author: Garnet masturbator



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Date: October 24th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: erotic pale potus



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: nighttime kitty cat black woman

Xo doesn't realize what happened in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37299278)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: Exhilarant black parlour main people

Explain plz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37299381)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: stirring hyperactive shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37299441)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: nighttime kitty cat black woman

Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March and now he is well known as a tranny fan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37299780)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: Garnet masturbator



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: Garnet masturbator



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: up-to-no-good international law enforcement agency brunch

I really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37299292)



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: Garnet masturbator



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:45 PM
Author: glittery useless milk filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37299365)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: sadistic really tough guy

q did this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37299391)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:55 PM
Author: nofapping rigpig

evidence that this was not edited plz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37299430)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: nighttime kitty cat black woman

It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and getting confused.

Question for Feral is whether this is NOT FLAME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37299443)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:44 PM
Author: Garnet masturbator

100% not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37299742)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: nighttime kitty cat black woman

I believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37299784)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: glittery useless milk filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37299852)



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Date: April 13th, 2019 6:37 PM
Author: sadistic really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#38084240)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: stirring hyperactive shitlib

If he edited it then his email tag would update

Don’t really get what this story says though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37299445)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:15 PM
Author: at-the-ready exciting juggernaut gaping

look at all the fucked up artifacts from the servver change

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37299553)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: nighttime kitty cat black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37299638)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:42 PM
Author: Spectacular domesticated friendly grandma

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37299728)



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: Garnet masturbator



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:48 PM
Author: french abode

Glad you didn’t killself friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37984795)



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:49 PM
Author: Garnet masturbator

ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37984801)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:00 PM
Author: jade antidepressant drug



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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:01 PM
Author: Garnet masturbator



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:11 AM
Author: Garnet masturbator



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:21 AM
Author: Talented pungent nibblets casino

Lmao 180.

Why was he getting concessions after seeing the movie. Weird guy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#38508641)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:32 AM
Author: Vibrant plaza degenerate

Can you post this on the nba subreddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#38508668)



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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:49 PM
Author: Garnet masturbator



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Date: December 20th, 2019 7:20 PM
Author: Garnet masturbator



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: Garnet masturbator

One of the best Ricky stories ever told

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#46979039)



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:53 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Corner Idea He Suggested



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Garnet masturbator



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Date: October 25th, 2023 2:23 AM
Author: zombie-like arrogant macaca



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Date: October 25th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: Garnet masturbator



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:10 PM
Author: Garnet masturbator



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: lascivious indigo hell affirmative action

COT DAMN. XO in the know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#46982518)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:03 PM
Author: mind-boggling box office jap



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: Sooty site



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:12 PM
Author: comical striped hyena

which of the white kids was kitty?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#46982527)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 10:00 PM
Author: Spectacular domesticated friendly grandma



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Date: October 21st, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: Garnet masturbator



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Date: October 21st, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Deep son of senegal



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Date: June 12th, 2026 5:32 PM
Author: METATRON



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