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Wife got me an awesome watch but won't let me open until my birthday.

My birthday isn't for another week. The watch arrived and sh...
Provocative mental disorder
  11/17/23
Is she retarded?
Federal vivacious locale
  11/17/23
feels like it
Provocative mental disorder
  11/17/23
Are you one of the autistic watch bros? Or one of the insecu...
Federal vivacious locale
  11/17/23
¿Por qué no los dos?
Ruby church genital piercing
  11/17/23
You have to go back.
Federal vivacious locale
  11/17/23
She's really an annoying poster.
Provocative mental disorder
  11/17/23
One day I hope my poasts are as annoying as yours
Ruby church genital piercing
  11/17/23
you're like a mosquito.
Provocative mental disorder
  11/17/23
I don't own a single nice watch so I wanted one. It'll prob ...
Provocative mental disorder
  11/17/23
...
Startled boistinker
  11/17/23
...
Provocative mental disorder
  11/17/23
OUT the watch
ocher field black woman
  11/17/23
https://www.gnomonwatches.com/products/prospex-alpinist-gmt-...
Provocative mental disorder
  11/17/23
Somehow simultaneously shrewd and prole
Ruby church genital piercing
  11/17/23
...
Gobble Gobble da gook
  11/23/25
Not bad, man - very sensible and can dress it up or down. ...
green chest-beating state
  11/17/23
ty. yeah the strap is supposed to be trash. what would you s...
Provocative mental disorder
  11/17/23
I think this looks great for casual wear: https://www.reddit...
green chest-beating state
  11/17/23
ty
Provocative mental disorder
  11/17/23
cr pick
Crimson base
  11/17/23
ty
Provocative mental disorder
  11/17/23
tcw
mischievous ticket booth
  11/17/23
Ty
Provocative mental disorder
  11/17/23
Your wife is 180 for doing this
Gold Chapel Puppy
  11/17/23
I kind of hope she called an audible and got you something &...
Crimson base
  11/17/23
She was already annoyed that the one I asked for was $1,000....
Provocative mental disorder
  11/17/23
Is your HHI shtetl-tier or what
Ruby church genital piercing
  11/17/23
i have 4 children.
Provocative mental disorder
  11/17/23
Answer the question, Seth
Ruby church genital piercing
  11/17/23
yeah, we're poor.
Provocative mental disorder
  11/17/23
Well, take good care of the watch and it'll amortize quite n...
Ruby church genital piercing
  11/17/23
She’s doing the right thing. Ideally you wouldn’...
green chest-beating state
  11/17/23
i searched her closet and called her a bitch.
Provocative mental disorder
  11/17/23
Basement? My mom used to hide our gifts in the basement - bu...
green chest-beating state
  11/17/23
yeah the basement is too big for me to thoroughly search.
Provocative mental disorder
  11/17/23
Why is FizzKidd attacking the snoot so much in here?
mind-boggling brunch love of her life
  11/17/23
it's every thread. she follows me around and tries to bother...
Provocative mental disorder
  11/17/23
It’s really weird and psychotic behavior. I don’...
mind-boggling brunch love of her life
  11/17/23
she's just clout chasing. i'm a big fish and she's trying to...
Provocative mental disorder
  11/17/23
Yeah I’ll say you’re a big fish alright, maybe w...
mind-boggling brunch love of her life
  11/17/23
It's more like you're a washed-up Klitschko and I am The Asi...
Ruby church genital piercing
  11/17/23
are you siegfried?
Provocative mental disorder
  11/17/23
No clue who that is, so probably not
Ruby church genital piercing
  11/17/23
annoying asian fem poster from years ago.
Provocative mental disorder
  11/17/23
Nope, FizzKidd is my first moniker
Ruby church genital piercing
  11/17/23
new poster, first day.
Provocative mental disorder
  11/17/23
NPB suddenly aiming for XO diplomat of the year
glittery corner
  11/17/23
I smell blood in the water I said something nice and sentim...
Ruby church genital piercing
  11/17/23
You need a spanking and a husband. I will help with 1 of 2.
green chest-beating state
  11/17/23
*pepper sprays u in a cute way*
Ruby church genital piercing
  11/17/23
*likes it*
green chest-beating state
  11/17/23
*wssshhhh*
Ruby church genital piercing
  11/17/23
Now willing to help you with 2 of 2.
green chest-beating state
  11/17/23
what are you 5? It is a birthday present and you will recei...
odious wine cuckold
  11/17/23
FizzKidd stfu jfc
sickened pit
  11/17/23
cr
Provocative mental disorder
  11/17/23
Please direct complaints towards OP. I'm just participating ...
Ruby church genital piercing
  11/17/23
I'm just going to throw the watch away when she gives it to ...
Provocative mental disorder
  11/18/23
...
Ruby church genital piercing
  11/18/23
...
turkey
  11/23/25
Take your meds
https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK
  11/23/25


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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:21 PM
Author: Provocative mental disorder

My birthday isn't for another week. The watch arrived and she won't even let me open the box and look at it. Is she wrong for doing this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067295)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:25 PM
Author: Federal vivacious locale

Is she retarded?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067306)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:32 PM
Author: Provocative mental disorder

feels like it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067331)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:54 PM
Author: Federal vivacious locale

Are you one of the autistic watch bros? Or one of the insecure / compensating watch bros?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067410)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:55 PM
Author: Ruby church genital piercing

¿Por qué no los dos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067412)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:14 PM
Author: Federal vivacious locale

You have to go back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067458)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: Provocative mental disorder

She's really an annoying poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067486)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:23 PM
Author: Ruby church genital piercing

One day I hope my poasts are as annoying as yours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067491)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:36 PM
Author: Provocative mental disorder

you're like a mosquito.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067540)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:20 PM
Author: Provocative mental disorder

I don't own a single nice watch so I wanted one. It'll prob be my only one. It's not particularly expensive either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067469)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:32 PM
Author: Startled boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067335)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:51 PM
Author: Provocative mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067402)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:52 PM
Author: ocher field black woman

OUT the watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067404)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: Provocative mental disorder

https://www.gnomonwatches.com/products/prospex-alpinist-gmt-green-ref-sbej005

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067478)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:26 PM
Author: Ruby church genital piercing

Somehow simultaneously shrewd and prole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067495)



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Date: November 23rd, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Gobble Gobble da gook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#49454125)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:40 PM
Author: green chest-beating state

Not bad, man - very sensible and can dress it up or down.

I’d change the strap asap, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067564)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:43 PM
Author: Provocative mental disorder

ty. yeah the strap is supposed to be trash. what would you suggest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067580)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:45 PM
Author: green chest-beating state

I think this looks great for casual wear: https://www.reddit.com/r/SeikoAlpinist/comments/175ui9v/the_new_sbej005_arrived_from_japan_today/?rdt=42203

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067588)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: Provocative mental disorder

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067595)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:21 PM
Author: Crimson base

cr pick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067792)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:46 PM
Author: Provocative mental disorder

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067934)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 5:24 PM
Author: mischievous ticket booth

tcw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47068376)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 5:50 PM
Author: Provocative mental disorder

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47068452)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:55 PM
Author: Gold Chapel Puppy

Your wife is 180 for doing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067414)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:12 PM
Author: Crimson base

I kind of hope she called an audible and got you something "much prettier than the one you asked for" and you end up with something hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067451)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:20 PM
Author: Provocative mental disorder

She was already annoyed that the one I asked for was $1,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067474)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:27 PM
Author: Ruby church genital piercing

Is your HHI shtetl-tier or what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067499)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:29 PM
Author: Provocative mental disorder

i have 4 children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067517)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:35 PM
Author: Ruby church genital piercing

Answer the question, Seth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067539)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:36 PM
Author: Provocative mental disorder

yeah, we're poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067543)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:37 PM
Author: Ruby church genital piercing

Well, take good care of the watch and it'll amortize quite nicely. At least for the lucky first-born and or favorite son

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067548)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:37 PM
Author: green chest-beating state

She’s doing the right thing. Ideally you wouldn’t know that she received it and is hiding it in her closet or wherever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067549)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:38 PM
Author: Provocative mental disorder

i searched her closet and called her a bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067554)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:43 PM
Author: green chest-beating state

Basement? My mom used to hide our gifts in the basement - buried in boxes, etc.

Very sweet of her to hold it until your birthday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067579)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:47 PM
Author: Provocative mental disorder

yeah the basement is too big for me to thoroughly search.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067598)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:38 PM
Author: mind-boggling brunch love of her life

Why is FizzKidd attacking the snoot so much in here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067553)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:39 PM
Author: Provocative mental disorder

it's every thread. she follows me around and tries to bother me. it's like a friend's annoying kid sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067560)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:41 PM
Author: mind-boggling brunch love of her life

It’s really weird and psychotic behavior. I don’t care much for Jews or Ukrainemos or watchmos but there’s not enough poasters here to hold deranged grudges, we gotta be able to interact amicably in other threads not pertaining to the issue at hand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067569)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:43 PM
Author: Provocative mental disorder

she's just clout chasing. i'm a big fish and she's trying to make a name for herself. it's like when shannon briggs used to follow around and harass wlad klitschko.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067578)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: mind-boggling brunch love of her life

Yeah I’ll say you’re a big fish alright, maybe when she finishes with you she can move on to the “biggest” fish on the bort - disco fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067582)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: Ruby church genital piercing

It's more like you're a washed-up Klitschko and I am The Asian Tyson Fury

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067585)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:02 PM
Author: Provocative mental disorder

are you siegfried?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067679)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:06 PM
Author: Ruby church genital piercing

No clue who that is, so probably not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067714)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:06 PM
Author: Provocative mental disorder

annoying asian fem poster from years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067721)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:09 PM
Author: Ruby church genital piercing

Nope, FizzKidd is my first moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067735)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:46 PM
Author: Provocative mental disorder

new poster, first day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067938)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:02 PM
Author: glittery corner

NPB suddenly aiming for XO diplomat of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067678)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:39 PM
Author: Ruby church genital piercing

I smell blood in the water

I said something nice and sentimental about it being an heirloom... I haven't opened the taps yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067561)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: green chest-beating state

You need a spanking and a husband. I will help with 1 of 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067570)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: Ruby church genital piercing

*pepper sprays u in a cute way*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067581)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:45 PM
Author: green chest-beating state

*likes it*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067590)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:49 PM
Author: Ruby church genital piercing

*wssshhhh*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067609)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:52 PM
Author: green chest-beating state

Now willing to help you with 2 of 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067620)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:43 PM
Author: odious wine cuckold

what are you 5? It is a birthday present and you will receive it on your birthday in present form

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067577)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:53 PM
Author: sickened pit

FizzKidd stfu jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067630)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Provocative mental disorder

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067634)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Ruby church genital piercing

Please direct complaints towards OP. I'm just participating in his stupid thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067637)



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Date: November 18th, 2023 7:21 AM
Author: Provocative mental disorder

I'm just going to throw the watch away when she gives it to me.

This is causing me so much stress I'm starting to resent the watch and don't even want it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47070320)



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Date: November 18th, 2023 8:20 AM
Author: Ruby church genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47070390)



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Date: November 23rd, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: turkey



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#49454338)



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Date: November 23rd, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK


Take your meds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#49454121)