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BREAKING: FBI arrests MDH for bank robbery

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fb...
Transparent Church Building Scourge Upon The Earth
  04/14/22
Lol at this beta During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo,...
Shimmering Beta Ticket Booth
  04/14/22
Did this guy play college ball
Transparent Church Building Scourge Upon The Earth
  04/14/22
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khaki electric bawdyhouse
  10/08/24
Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Tr...
Rambunctious clear address
  04/14/22
Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks
Transparent Church Building Scourge Upon The Earth
  04/14/22
...
Rambunctious clear address
  04/14/22
lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instea...
Arousing Scarlet Principal's Office Generalized Bond
  04/14/22
...
Mauve fragrant office associate
  06/06/24
He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're...
Saffron brethren university
  04/27/24
lol
potluck
  07/23/26
...
Transparent Church Building Scourge Upon The Earth
  04/28/22
...
Transparent Church Building Scourge Upon The Earth
  07/04/23
...
Mauve fragrant office associate
  12/17/23
whoever that is, sad outcome
bat-shit-crazy passionate feces hospital
  12/17/23
LJL at MDH being 41
Hyperactive Location
  12/17/23
This was 100% MDH by the way
Transparent Church Building Scourge Upon The Earth
  04/27/24
?
Hyperactive Location
  04/27/24
Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Gr...
Transparent Church Building Scourge Upon The Earth
  04/27/24
I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at...
Hyperactive Location
  04/27/24
lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have ...
Transparent Church Building Scourge Upon The Earth
  04/27/24
It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long
Hyperactive Location
  04/27/24
I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.
Heady henna rehab shitlib
  04/27/24
Georgia?
Hyperactive Location
  04/27/24
Really? I think I would guess Maryland
Heady henna rehab shitlib
  04/27/24
lol WF is in western North Carolina
Irradiated state
  06/06/24
No shit? I always thought it was around Chicago.
walnut razzmatazz puppy
  10/14/24
Dat Lake Forest
Glassy Market Main People
  04/24/26
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internet-worthy theater depressive
  04/27/24
180
chartreuse point dragon
  04/27/24
Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest Univ...
Saffron brethren university
  04/27/24
Honk honk
chartreuse point dragon
  04/27/24
MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.
Heady henna rehab shitlib
  04/27/24
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umber plaza
  04/27/24
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internet-worthy theater depressive
  10/08/24
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misunderstood spot immigrant
  10/08/24
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thriller idiotic center
  11/16/24
Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.
avocado sticky gaming laptop
  06/06/24
...
Trip pearly national hunting ground
  06/06/24
i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah
exhilarant amethyst potus
  06/06/24
MoreDoughHi=Mordecai
shaky razzle-dazzle marketing idea
  06/06/24
i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i a...
exhilarant amethyst potus
  06/06/24
This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona...
shaky razzle-dazzle marketing idea
  06/06/24
...
Vermilion kitchen mexican
  04/24/26
...
misunderstood spot immigrant
  10/08/24
When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him f...
Transparent Church Building Scourge Upon The Earth
  10/14/24
Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for ...
Transparent Church Building Scourge Upon The Earth
  09/14/25
...
kink-friendly slate multi-billionaire windowlicker
  03/31/26
flame?
Black crotch wagecucks
  04/01/26
This was 100% not flame
Transparent Church Building Scourge Upon The Earth
  04/24/26
How long will he be locked up?
impressive vigorous home circlehead
  04/24/26
trump will pardon him
Sienna cracking den knife
  04/24/26
If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.
impressive vigorous home circlehead
  04/24/26
actually not fIame
Olive theatre tank
  04/24/26
...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/22/26
I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept ...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from th...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/23/26
I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I do...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/23/26
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potluck
  07/23/26
...
Vermilion kitchen mexican
  04/25/26
"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De...
zoomer having a midlife crisis at age 27
  07/23/26
RIP
gaetan dugas
  07/23/26


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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:46 PM
Author: Transparent Church Building Scourge Upon The Earth

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fbi-as-robber-who-hit-5-banks-in-past-3-weeks/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#44341248)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:50 PM
Author: Shimmering Beta Ticket Booth

Lol at this beta

During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo, 2555 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables, the complaint says Honaker wore “a floppy hat and a blue, short-sleeved shirt.” His note said, “Keep calm and give me all the money in the drawer. I have a gun.” The teller pretended not to understand English, giving her an excuse to talk with her manager. While she informed her manager that the guy in the floppy hat was trying to rob them, Honaker backed away, appeared to get on his phone, then left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#44341281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:57 PM
Author: Transparent Church Building Scourge Upon The Earth

Did this guy play college ball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#44341324)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:59 AM
Author: khaki electric bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#48176067)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:58 PM
Author: Rambunctious clear address

Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Traurig from 2006 to 2011. The firm said Wednesday it was actually 2008 to 2011, Miami Herald reported.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#44341332)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:06 PM
Author: Transparent Church Building Scourge Upon The Earth

Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#44342148)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 11:16 PM
Author: Rambunctious clear address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#44343281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:12 PM
Author: Arousing Scarlet Principal's Office Generalized Bond

lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instead we went with "actually yes we definitely hired this guy but only for three years not the five that has been alleged"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#44342182)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:24 PM
Author: Mauve fragrant office associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#47724566)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: Saffron brethren university

He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're counting from when he was a graduate. LJL @ washing out from fucking Greenberg Traurig so fast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#47613739)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:21 PM
Author: potluck

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#50020950)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:56 AM
Author: Transparent Church Building Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#44418035)



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Date: July 4th, 2023 3:47 PM
Author: Transparent Church Building Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#46508924)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:51 PM
Author: Mauve fragrant office associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#47180678)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:56 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy passionate feces hospital

whoever that is, sad outcome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#47180695)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: Hyperactive Location

LJL at MDH being 41

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#47180702)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: Transparent Church Building Scourge Upon The Earth

This was 100% MDH by the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#47613713)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:41 PM
Author: Hyperactive Location

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#47613717)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: Transparent Church Building Scourge Upon The Earth

Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Greenberg Traurig then got cut and worked in shit law, clear drug problem, so stupid he thinks he’s smart enough to rob banks, can’t post anymore cause he’s in fucking prison. What do you want me to tell you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#47613741)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:49 PM
Author: Hyperactive Location

I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at an SEC school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#47613757)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:50 PM
Author: Transparent Church Building Scourge Upon The Earth

lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have a perfect 10 taut blonde wife and 100 million dollars in the bank. Just like MDH would have by now if he weren’t in prison for robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#47613772)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: Hyperactive Location

It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#47613786)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:51 PM
Author: Heady henna rehab shitlib

I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#47613778)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Hyperactive Location

Georgia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#47613784)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:56 PM
Author: Heady henna rehab shitlib

Really? I think I would guess Maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#47613797)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: Irradiated state

lol WF is in western North Carolina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#47724773)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 11:09 PM
Author: walnut razzmatazz puppy

No shit?

I always thought it was around Chicago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#48198616)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Glassy Market Main People

Dat Lake Forest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#49840452)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: internet-worthy theater depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#47613788)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: chartreuse point dragon

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#47613801)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:47 PM
Author: Saffron brethren university

Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest University Law School on Dec. 10, 2005. State records show he was admitted to the Florida Bar on Jan. 31, 2008, and is a member in good standing, according to ABC affiliate Local10 in Miami. . . . Honaker’s online profiles contained contradictory information that appeared to clash with reality, Miami Herald reported. They seem designed to project a favorable image. For example, both his LinkedIn and Florida Bar online profiles claim he graduated from Duke University School of Law in 2006. His LinkedIn page claimed honors gained while at Duke Law. But an email from Duke University to the Miami Herald said there’s no record that Aaron Honaker ever attended.

****

lol, if you're going to lie about going to a school why wouldn't you pick a place better than Duke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#47613748)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: chartreuse point dragon

Honk honk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#47613783)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:28 PM
Author: Heady henna rehab shitlib

MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#47614318)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:30 PM
Author: umber plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#47614320)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:01 AM
Author: internet-worthy theater depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#48176070)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:10 AM
Author: misunderstood spot immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#48176080)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 9:35 AM
Author: thriller idiotic center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#48344700)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:29 PM
Author: avocado sticky gaming laptop

Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#47724582)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:37 PM
Author: Trip pearly national hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#47724614)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:31 PM
Author: exhilarant amethyst potus

i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#47724589)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:35 PM
Author: shaky razzle-dazzle marketing idea

MoreDoughHi=Mordecai

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#47724610)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:38 PM
Author: exhilarant amethyst potus

i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i always liked MDH, though. he was legit funny, but seemed sociopathic. guess it wasn't 'schtick.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#47724621)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:49 PM
Author: shaky razzle-dazzle marketing idea

This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona

Guy is obsessed with the Florida Gators. Another hint Honaker is MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#47724661)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Vermilion kitchen mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#49840473)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:38 AM
Author: misunderstood spot immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#48176065)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 10:42 PM
Author: Transparent Church Building Scourge Upon The Earth

When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him for robbing a bank

Yours in Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#48198559)



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Date: September 14th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Transparent Church Building Scourge Upon The Earth

Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#49267875)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: kink-friendly slate multi-billionaire windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#49784228)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: Black crotch wagecucks

flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#49785594)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: Transparent Church Building Scourge Upon The Earth

This was 100% not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#49840109)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: impressive vigorous home circlehead

How long will he be locked up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#49840468)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Sienna cracking den knife

trump will pardon him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#49840478)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: impressive vigorous home circlehead

If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#49840482)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:18 PM
Author: Olive theatre tank

actually not fIame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#49840464)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#50018265)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept reading it all I could think was oh shit this is definitely MDH. And it was him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#50020645)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from this thread, but i wonder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#50020842)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:43 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I don’t need any.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#50020851)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:44 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda like shortporch, i don't think we ever got full confirmation of that, but he was the prof who got kilt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#50020858)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:22 PM
Author: potluck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#50020951)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 7:22 AM
Author: Vermilion kitchen mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#49841414)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:25 PM
Author: zoomer having a midlife crisis at age 27

"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables but his note confused the teller, who “glanced at the note and, without realizing its true meaning, asked (Honaker) to fill out a withdrawal slip first because she needed an account number.” Honaker complied and wrote on the withdrawal slip, “read the note,” which asked for all $100s, $50s and $20s. The teller told Honaker, “The bank kept its cash in counting machines” so she couldn’t give him what he wanted, the complaint said. He left."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#50020953)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: gaetan dugas

RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Reputation#50021007)