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jcm taking ?s and insults wrt my healthy, happy marriage

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lavender cruise ship
  04/29/26
How much THING DOING have you been forcing him to do
Arousing space potus
  04/29/26
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motley foreskin dog poop
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lavender cruise ship
  04/29/26
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motley foreskin dog poop
  04/29/26
literally almost none If we had gotten married when I was...
lavender cruise ship
  04/29/26
180
motley foreskin dog poop
  04/29/26
An annoying 23 year old newlywed wife tp
Arousing space potus
  04/29/26
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motley foreskin dog poop
  04/29/26
my tits were way perkier and my skin smooth and shiny, but l...
lavender cruise ship
  04/29/26
slimepit in the US tp
motley foreskin dog poop
  04/29/26
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lavender cruise ship
  04/29/26
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motley foreskin dog poop
  04/29/26
Pics? Describe your insufferableness.
low-t school preventive strike
  04/29/26
i assure you i am fat and hideous. ;) idk, i was a typica...
lavender cruise ship
  04/29/26
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Arousing space potus
  04/29/26
What about FRIEND HAVING. My wife won’t let me be a b...
violent forum
  04/29/26
what about friend-having? maybe its because we were both ...
lavender cruise ship
  04/29/26
ah, see, I’ve been married so long and done so much st...
violent forum
  04/29/26
absolutely devastating
clear travel guidebook step-uncle's house
  04/29/26
yeah, i think there are many, many positives to getting marr...
lavender cruise ship
  04/29/26
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Misanthropic Water Buffalo Market
  04/29/26
i really hate this
pale very tactful national security agency psychic
  04/29/26
The group organized a socially distanced dinner picnic at th...
violent forum
  04/29/26
My god.
lavender cruise ship
  04/29/26
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motley foreskin dog poop
  04/29/26
to be fair, you're in the "honeymoon period" and y...
Lemon gay wizard associate
  04/29/26
The honeymoon period of Autoadmit poasting (2004 - ?)
motley foreskin dog poop
  04/29/26
they got married last year
Lemon gay wizard associate
  04/29/26
180
motley foreskin dog poop
  04/29/26
oh look, its consuela, the resident relationship and persona...
lavender cruise ship
  04/29/26
xoxo
Lemon gay wizard associate
  04/29/26
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motley foreskin dog poop
  04/29/26
would you consider getting him a moniker so we can have anot...
Insecure circlehead
  04/29/26
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motley foreskin dog poop
  04/29/26
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Arousing space potus
  04/29/26
honestly? yeah i would consider it. i dont know how much he ...
lavender cruise ship
  04/29/26
What is the point of two sterile people marrying?
bearded tripping home antidepressant drug
  04/29/26
Poast-moniker synergy
motley foreskin dog poop
  04/29/26
well consuela, we genuinely love and like each other and enj...
lavender cruise ship
  04/29/26
can't you love and like each other and enjoy each other's co...
Lemon gay wizard associate
  04/29/26
and you can have kids without being married
Insecure circlehead
  04/29/26
sure, but the idea of marriage is/was to raise the bar for s...
Lemon gay wizard associate
  04/29/26
i know this is a really difficult concept for you to underst...
lavender cruise ship
  04/29/26
i grant that you and your husband enjoy each other's company...
Lemon gay wizard associate
  04/29/26
comments like these are why people hate (((you))).
lavender cruise ship
  04/29/26
lol
Lemon gay wizard associate
  04/29/26
Monogamous commitment for life obviously The same thing t...
Arousing space potus
  04/29/26
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lavender cruise ship
  04/29/26
there's also a ton of legal benefits for being married. not ...
Insecure circlehead
  04/29/26
and simple shit like being on the same health insurance and ...
lavender cruise ship
  04/29/26
cr. two completely rational actors would choose to get marri...
Insecure circlehead
  04/29/26
also... like, FUCK, we just want to spend the rest of our li...
lavender cruise ship
  04/29/26
don't let someone like consuela get under your skin. that's ...
Insecure circlehead
  04/29/26
oh i know. consuela doesnt really get under my skin. honestl...
lavender cruise ship
  04/29/26
It's tough when your parents gave you a bad example like tha...
Misanthropic Water Buffalo Market
  04/29/26
yeah, they gave me the worst example possible. my mom has be...
lavender cruise ship
  04/29/26
i've always found the childfree advocates so insufferable in...
Insecure circlehead
  04/29/26
As someone who grew up in an insanely dysfunctional family, ...
lavender cruise ship
  04/29/26
18000000000 especially 180 on the silver lining in waitin...
Insecure circlehead
  04/29/26
I can definitely understand it. I wouldn't personally do it....
Misanthropic Water Buffalo Market
  04/29/26
im just being melodramatic and ranty. im not actually pissy....
lavender cruise ship
  04/29/26
translation: i'm on adderall and bored
Insecure circlehead
  04/29/26
PROJECTING
Misanthropic Water Buffalo Market
  04/29/26
not projecting, just a well-tuned radar because of my own ex...
Insecure circlehead
  04/29/26
That's how I feel about tech stocks so I get it
Misanthropic Water Buffalo Market
  04/29/26
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Misanthropic Water Buffalo Market
  04/29/26
I acknowledge the legal and medical benefits But even so ...
Lemon gay wizard associate
  04/29/26
I know this is painfully difficult for (((you))) to understa...
lavender cruise ship
  04/29/26
Right! Normal marriages are for the benefit of children.
Lemon gay wizard associate
  04/29/26
this is what many here think, but only if you're cynical and...
Insecure circlehead
  04/29/26
just want to clarify: i have never wanted kids. but have alw...
lavender cruise ship
  04/29/26
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Insecure circlehead
  04/29/26
rare consuela W
boyish resort messiness
  05/05/26
is squirt pee
pale very tactful national security agency psychic
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clear travel guidebook step-uncle's house
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lavender cruise ship
  04/29/26
i remember going on a trip in july 2014 with my pregnant wif...
Vigorous poppy regret field
  04/29/26
2014? i was probably on a LOT of drugs.
lavender cruise ship
  04/29/26
you were super fat then, u texted me a pic
Vigorous poppy regret field
  04/29/26
i definitely didn't. i didn't share any full body pics with ...
lavender cruise ship
  04/29/26
fuck you, bitch. jfc.
Vigorous poppy regret field
  04/29/26
sorry your memory sucks, you drug-addled faggot. my memory i...
lavender cruise ship
  04/29/26
why are you fat? that is 120. and how fat are you?
Vigorous poppy regret field
  04/29/26
how did he react when you told him your body count?
Pungent mother state
  04/29/26
LOL at you assuming his body count isn't 2-3x mine because h...
lavender cruise ship
  04/29/26
that doesn't matter. even if the guy has plowed more holes t...
Vigorous poppy regret field
  04/29/26
im sorry that you have a small penis. men with COCKS don'...
lavender cruise ship
  04/29/26
this is slut cope. you got ran through by a bunch of dudes w...
Vigorous poppy regret field
  04/29/26
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lavender cruise ship
  04/29/26
i'm sorry i said these things to you. i do think that way, b...
Vigorous poppy regret field
  04/29/26
no, im going to kill myself now! because obviously i am a ma...
lavender cruise ship
  04/29/26
sure hope nobody's walking below where you jump ha ha
Vigorous poppy regret field
  04/29/26
whoa they're really gonna be CRUSHED
lavender cruise ship
  04/29/26
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Lemon gay wizard associate
  04/29/26
I made no such assumption and would appreciate an answer to ...
Pungent mother state
  04/29/26
How often do you smash? Does one of you want sex more than t...
Misanthropic Water Buffalo Market
  04/29/26
Husband travels a lot for work. During weeks that we are bot...
lavender cruise ship
  04/29/26
does he "blow your back out"
Zombie-like property
  04/29/26
i am too old and retarded to know what that means
lavender cruise ship
  04/29/26
he was callign you a "big back." my kids use that ...
Vigorous poppy regret field
  04/29/26
yes, the woman that has been openly talking about how she is...
lavender cruise ship
  04/29/26
why u being so mean
Vigorous poppy regret field
  04/29/26
Tcq
Misanthropic Water Buffalo Market
  04/29/26
3x a week is pretty good, age adjusted Are you on the pil...
Misanthropic Water Buffalo Market
  04/29/26
it really is. i recently turned 45 (weeeeeeeeeee!) and he wi...
lavender cruise ship
  04/29/26
How often do you think Bill Belichick and Jordon Hudson are ...
Misanthropic Water Buffalo Market
  04/29/26
unlikely that anyone who says "sexytime" is having...
Sexy laughsome senate mood
  05/02/26
harsh but fair
lavender cruise ship
  05/06/26
i have an iud and yes of course creampie. we are fucking mar...
lavender cruise ship
  04/29/26
180 Good to hear you are doing your Job
Misanthropic Water Buffalo Market
  04/29/26
Your 40 something wife not allowing you to creampie her when...
Arousing space potus
  04/29/26
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lavender cruise ship
  05/06/26
what do you think about my dead bedroom
red puppy library
  04/29/26
link the thread and ill give a biological female perspective
lavender cruise ship
  04/29/26
there's no thread. there's a bedroom, which is dead.
red puppy library
  04/29/26
Sounds genuinely 180 and healthy. What kind of music does he...
walnut appetizing nursing home dragon
  04/29/26
Rate me as a poster.
Angry embarrassed to the bone death wish set
  05/06/26
Do you admit to still being retarded, even if not as much an...
electric nibblets address
  05/06/26
yes, of course. i am retarded. this is a RETARDED question.
lavender cruise ship
  05/06/26
Then 180. Don't care about your marriage or life or anything...
electric nibblets address
  05/06/26


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Date: April 29th, 2026 11:42 AM
Author: lavender cruise ship



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Date: April 29th, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: Arousing space potus

How much THING DOING have you been forcing him to do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851068)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 11:45 AM
Author: motley foreskin dog poop



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Date: April 29th, 2026 11:48 AM
Author: lavender cruise ship



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Date: April 29th, 2026 11:53 AM
Author: motley foreskin dog poop



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Date: April 29th, 2026 11:48 AM
Author: lavender cruise ship

literally almost none

If we had gotten married when I was fuck, idk, an annoying 23 year old, I definitely would have made him THING-DO. AND THING-DO. And when we were done THING-DOING, we would have THING-DONE some more. But I'm middle-aged now and long ago figured out that it's all a fucking scam.

It also helps a lot that we have an insane amount of overlap in our personal and professional interests.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851081)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 11:53 AM
Author: motley foreskin dog poop

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851101)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:03 PM
Author: Arousing space potus

An annoying 23 year old newlywed wife tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851152)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:03 PM
Author: motley foreskin dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851154)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:04 PM
Author: lavender cruise ship

my tits were way perkier and my skin smooth and shiny, but like almost every other 23 y/o slimepit in the US, i was insufferable at that age.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851157)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: motley foreskin dog poop

slimepit in the US tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851161)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:07 PM
Author: lavender cruise ship



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:07 PM
Author: motley foreskin dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851176)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: low-t school preventive strike

Pics?

Describe your insufferableness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851188)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:28 PM
Author: lavender cruise ship

i assure you i am fat and hideous. ;)

idk, i was a typical dumb 23 y/o cunt. was arrogant, thought i knew it all, thought i was too good for everything and everyone even though objectively at the time i was kind of a loser. valued all the wrong things. idk, i was just a fucking retard. i grew up a lot in my late 20s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851254)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Arousing space potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851192)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:11 PM
Author: violent forum

What about FRIEND HAVING. My wife won’t let me be a borderline hermit who only hangs out with our kids and my two bike friends. makes me MAF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851196)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:18 PM
Author: lavender cruise ship

what about friend-having?

maybe its because we were both FUCKING OLD when we got married but... i dont feel the need to drag him around to hang out with every person i'm friends with. i outgrew that phase more than a decade ago. he's met all of my friends that actually matter to me and vice versa.

generally speaking, we don't need to be stuck up each others asses 24/7. we have a few friends that we hang out with maybe once or twice a month and spend a fair amount of time with his sister and her husband whenever we can. but other than that we're both quite happy to do our own thing. he travels a fair amount for lessons/gigs/concerts (he's a musician- a real one, not a greasy hippie guitarist faggot) and my work schedule keeps me at home mostly, but i work a combo of days and nights. when we're both home we enjoy hanging out with each other and see friends when we can.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851216)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:28 PM
Author: violent forum

ah, see, I’ve been married so long and done so much stuff through the lens of our kids’ activities and the local social circle (established and maintained by my wife) that I’m just sort of expected to be friends with this other pile of husbands/dads that I have very little interest in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851253)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:28 PM
Author: clear travel guidebook step-uncle's house

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851255)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:29 PM
Author: lavender cruise ship

yeah, i think there are many, many positives to getting married young.

i think one of the positives of getting married when you are OLD AS FUCK is that you have naturally grown past all of the stages of social crap that you may have inadvertently gotten stuck in if you were a young married couple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851261)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: Misanthropic Water Buffalo Market



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: pale very tactful national security agency psychic

i really hate this



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851297)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: violent forum

The group organized a socially distanced dinner picnic at the local lake during the height of the pandemic. I brought a lawn chair and sat easily 200 feet away from everyone, intentionally beyond the range of any possible conversation. Sipped beer and watched the sunset. Then I left and went for a mountain bike ride in the dark.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851352)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: lavender cruise ship

My god.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851424)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 3:33 PM
Author: motley foreskin dog poop



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: Lemon gay wizard associate

to be fair, you're in the "honeymoon period" and you don't have kids. it's more like cohabitation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851160)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:06 PM
Author: motley foreskin dog poop

The honeymoon period of Autoadmit poasting (2004 - ?)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851165)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:06 PM
Author: Lemon gay wizard associate

they got married last year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851168)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:06 PM
Author: motley foreskin dog poop

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851169)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:07 PM
Author: lavender cruise ship

oh look, its consuela, the resident relationship and personality expert!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851178)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:08 PM
Author: Lemon gay wizard associate

xoxo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851179)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:08 PM
Author: motley foreskin dog poop



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:07 PM
Author: Insecure circlehead

would you consider getting him a moniker so we can have another husband/wife poasting duo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851177)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:08 PM
Author: motley foreskin dog poop



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: Arousing space potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851189)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:22 PM
Author: lavender cruise ship

honestly? yeah i would consider it. i dont know how much he would actually poast, though.

when we first started dating, i explained xo and showed him a handful of threads.

thankfully he found peterman-threading highlights almost as funny as i did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851234)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:08 PM
Author: bearded tripping home antidepressant drug

What is the point of two sterile people marrying?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851180)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:08 PM
Author: motley foreskin dog poop

Poast-moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851184)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: lavender cruise ship

well consuela, we genuinely love and like each other and enjoy each other's company.

i know this is a foreign concept to you, but try to understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851186)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Lemon gay wizard associate

can't you love and like each other and enjoy each other's company without "marriage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851191)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:11 PM
Author: Insecure circlehead

and you can have kids without being married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851195)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: Lemon gay wizard associate

sure, but the idea of marriage is/was to raise the bar for separation & therefore create stability for children

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851198)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: lavender cruise ship

i know this is a really difficult concept for you to understand because you're a short, unlikeable kike, but sometimes people genuinely enjoy each others company and love each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851224)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: Lemon gay wizard associate

i grant that you and your husband enjoy each other's company and love each other. congrats. what changes based upon your government-approved piece of paper?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851238)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: lavender cruise ship

comments like these are why people hate (((you))).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851243)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: Lemon gay wizard associate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851252)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: Arousing space potus

Monogamous commitment for life obviously

The same thing that changes for younger fertile couples when they get married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851248)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: lavender cruise ship



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:34 PM
Author: Insecure circlehead

there's also a ton of legal benefits for being married. not just tax and property, but important things like being in charge of making medical decisions if the other is impaired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851279)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:35 PM
Author: lavender cruise ship

and simple shit like being on the same health insurance and car insurance policies etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851282)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:39 PM
Author: Insecure circlehead

cr. two completely rational actors would choose to get married because for all sorts of legal reasons. let alone various cultural, individual, and religious reasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851298)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:44 PM
Author: lavender cruise ship

also... like, FUCK, we just want to spend the rest of our lives together. its not that hard to understand.

its honestly weird as fuck to me that the men on xo hate women so much that they can't imagine wanting to be with one woman for life unless that woman is going to give them a kid.

most people that are capable of loving and being loved will find the right person and see the value in making that lifelong commitment. but i am just going to stop right now because its not worth ranting to the 8 remaining mentally poasters. lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851317)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:48 PM
Author: Insecure circlehead

don't let someone like consuela get under your skin. that's what he wants.

yeah the individual commitment thing is obvious, but a cynical misanthrope wouldn't be receptive to it, so i mentioned all the other objective legal benefits of marriage that don't have anything to do with kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851324)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: lavender cruise ship

oh i know. consuela doesnt really get under my skin. honestly i mostly feel sorry for him because he's obviously a miserable person in every way imaginable. the general xo opinion of "women are only useful as baby-makers!" blows my mind, though. fucking JULIA of all people once made an insightful poast about how the reason why the men on xo were so miserable was because they were the male versions of the shrews they so derided. but i digress....

just gonna go on a bit of a ramble here....for many years a lot of people irl asked me why i never got married. and the truth was that i was afraid of repeating my parents' mistakes- both my mother and father have been married and divorced *several* times. i've mentioned this on the shitboart for the past 20 years. i could have married two of my exes, but when i thought about it, i knew those relationships wouldn't last. i asked myself "do i want to wake up next to this person at age 60 or 70" and the answer was always no. i loved them, but i never thought that those relationships could ever be life-long. and above all else, i didn't want to get divorced.

i married my husband because we genuinely love each other and view each other as people that we are willing to grow together with over the next 3-4 decades. (we're old, ok! so 3-4 decades will be good LOL) we have almost identical values. we have an absolutely ridiculous number of shared interests/hobbies. we never run out of things to talk about. we trust each other completely. he knows i would never, ever cheat on him or leave him- and vice versa. and we are both- sorry xo- genuinely good people who would never fuck each other over or take advantage of each other.

but mostly- we want to grow old together. we want to wake up next to each other at age 60, 70, 80. that's why we got married.

*shrug*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851359)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Misanthropic Water Buffalo Market

It's tough when your parents gave you a bad example like that but glad you overcame it. Seems like you made the right choice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851375)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: lavender cruise ship

yeah, they gave me the worst example possible. my mom has been married 5x and my dad 3x. its insane. i was soooo afraid of getting married for so many years because i didn't want to get divorced.

a lot of casual observers may think i "missed out" because i didn't have kids, but i honestly think i did what was right for me. i waited for a relationship that i absolutely knew wouldn't end in divorce. i wouldnt recommend my path to other people necessarily, but it was right for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851390)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: Insecure circlehead

i've always found the childfree advocates so insufferable in how they shit on people who want kids with such viciousness. and the prochild advocates are opposite side of the same coin.

it's crazy how much time and energy people spend being mad and judging people for doing things that have zero impact on them at all. deranged behavior.

also, let's say that they're right and that you're retarded, crazy, etc. for not wanting (or just missing out) on having kids. when then shouldn't they not want your retarded, crazy genes in the gene pool then?

i think the simple answer is closest to the truth: there's not much logic or consistency, it's just a bunch of people YSFFM.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851418)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:29 PM
Author: lavender cruise ship

As someone who grew up in an insanely dysfunctional family, I just think every couple should make the decision that is right for them. For some, it's having tons of kids (great!), and for others it's remaining child-free (also great!)

I honestly have never cared what other people do as long as it doesn't hurt anyone, and more importantly- I've never cared what other people think about me. Maybe that's because I've never been "important" (ie, wealthy/powerful) irl.

So... whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851438)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Insecure circlehead

18000000000

especially 180 on the silver lining in waiting to get married until you're absolutely sure because you know how shitty divorce is.

i think (perhaps too generously) that most people, even here, don't think of women as only useful for breeding. people come here to blow off steam. plus you'll get harangued by the extremely online misanthropes if you say otherwise. i think most people just don't say shit because it's either because they know it's pointless (what is the point of us identifying consuela as a retarded misanthrope for the millionith time) or because it's not enjoyable.

then there's a few stimmed autists like me who don't care if a bunch of people flame me for expressing bort-heterodox views.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851398)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: Misanthropic Water Buffalo Market

I can definitely understand it. I wouldn't personally do it. But I can see how someone else might. Anyway you don't have to defend your personal life to xopoas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851367)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:07 PM
Author: lavender cruise ship

im just being melodramatic and ranty. im not actually pissy. its fine. its xo. this is mild.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851371)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Insecure circlehead

translation: i'm on adderall and bored

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851376)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Misanthropic Water Buffalo Market

PROJECTING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851379)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Insecure circlehead

not projecting, just a well-tuned radar because of my own experience!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851405)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: Misanthropic Water Buffalo Market

That's how I feel about tech stocks so I get it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851527)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Misanthropic Water Buffalo Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851377)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Lemon gay wizard associate

I acknowledge the legal and medical benefits

But even so the title of this thread would be very different if jcm treated this as a financial arrangement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851476)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: lavender cruise ship

I know this is painfully difficult for (((you))) to understand, but not all marriages are hate-filled financial arrangements.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851484)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:49 PM
Author: Lemon gay wizard associate

Right! Normal marriages are for the benefit of children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851507)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: Insecure circlehead

this is what many here think, but only if you're cynical and believe all the religious and cultural reasons for marriage are bullshit and just veneer for the true purpose of raising kids.

but if raising kids was legitimately the only purpose then there would be no bar to terminating one if they couple was sterile or if their kids were already raised.

anyway, people get married for various reasons. even if you're convinced that is the sole purpose of marriage, you also know that many others believe differently, like in jcm's case considering she's said she's never wanted kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851228)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: lavender cruise ship

just want to clarify: i have never wanted kids. but have always said if i had found a husband who 100% wanted kids and who i was certain would never divorce, i would have been willing to have a kid. and would have raised kid(s) with 10000000000% love.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851241)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:35 PM
Author: Insecure circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851285)



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Date: May 5th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: boyish resort messiness

rare consuela W

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49867917)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: pale very tactful national security agency psychic

is squirt pee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851250)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:29 PM
Author: clear travel guidebook step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851260)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: lavender cruise ship



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: Vigorous poppy regret field

i remember going on a trip in july 2014 with my pregnant wife GARY to portland ME and boston and i poasted that i wanted to rape you up the ass and you said no.

do you remember this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851313)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: lavender cruise ship

2014? i was probably on a LOT of drugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851320)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:52 PM
Author: Vigorous poppy regret field

you were super fat then, u texted me a pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851337)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: lavender cruise ship

i definitely didn't. i didn't share any full body pics with xo until the gaming discord in 2017.

nice try, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851368)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Vigorous poppy regret field

fuck you, bitch. jfc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851408)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:22 PM
Author: lavender cruise ship

sorry your memory sucks, you drug-addled faggot. my memory is still fully intact.

<3

*blows kiss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851417)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Vigorous poppy regret field

why are you fat? that is 120. and how fat are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851464)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: Pungent mother state

how did he react when you told him your body count?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851351)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:05 PM
Author: lavender cruise ship

LOL at you assuming his body count isn't 2-3x mine because he is a MUSICIAN and even REAL, CULTURED musicians get a ton of PUSSY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851362)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Vigorous poppy regret field

that doesn't matter. even if the guy has plowed more holes than you've taken poles, a high body count is just bad for a chick. sorry i didn;'t make the rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851410)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: lavender cruise ship

im sorry that you have a small penis.

men with COCKS don't worry about such matters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851419)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Vigorous poppy regret field

this is slut cope. you got ran through by a bunch of dudes who probably don't remember your name or had any interest in a repeat ride.

no guy wants to be with a used up fuckpiece.

ur husband has given himself a chance to love you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851471)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:44 PM
Author: lavender cruise ship



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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Vigorous poppy regret field

i'm sorry i said these things to you. i do think that way, but there was no reason for me to be mean. do you forgive me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851504)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: lavender cruise ship

no, im going to kill myself now! because obviously i am a marked, evil woman who cannot be loved by anyone!

*throws self off cliff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851524)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: Vigorous poppy regret field

sure hope nobody's walking below where you jump ha ha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851553)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 2:08 PM
Author: lavender cruise ship

whoa they're really gonna be CRUSHED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851557)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:45 PM
Author: Lemon gay wizard associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851482)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 3:25 PM
Author: Pungent mother state

I made no such assumption and would appreciate an answer to the question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851795)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: Misanthropic Water Buffalo Market

How often do you smash? Does one of you want sex more than the other?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851356)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: lavender cruise ship

Husband travels a lot for work. During weeks that we are both home and I'm not busy at work, we usually smash ~3x. We are both FUCKING OLD. But have healthy sexual appetites. Did I mention we are FUCKING OLD? yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851578)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 2:18 PM
Author: Zombie-like property

does he "blow your back out"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851581)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 2:19 PM
Author: lavender cruise ship

i am too old and retarded to know what that means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851584)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 2:21 PM
Author: Vigorous poppy regret field

he was callign you a "big back." my kids use that for overweight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851590)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 2:23 PM
Author: lavender cruise ship

yes, the woman that has been openly talking about how she is chunky/overweight for LITERALLY 20 YEARS on the boart is in fact overweight.

mind-boggling.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851599)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 2:28 PM
Author: Vigorous poppy regret field

why u being so mean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851630)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: Misanthropic Water Buffalo Market

Tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851603)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 2:23 PM
Author: Misanthropic Water Buffalo Market

3x a week is pretty good, age adjusted

Are you on the pill and do you let him creampie with impunity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851600)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: lavender cruise ship

it really is. i recently turned 45 (weeeeeeeeeee!) and he will be 47 very soon.

to be fair, its easy to always want sexytime when your partner is out of town ~10-14 days a month.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851608)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 2:26 PM
Author: Misanthropic Water Buffalo Market

How often do you think Bill Belichick and Jordon Hudson are fucking and if so when he cums is it a dribble or a full stream

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851621)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 11:38 PM
Author: Sexy laughsome senate mood

unlikely that anyone who says "sexytime" is having good sex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49860816)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:14 AM
Author: lavender cruise ship

harsh but fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49869113)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 2:57 PM
Author: lavender cruise ship

i have an iud and yes of course creampie. we are fucking married jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851712)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 2:58 PM
Author: Misanthropic Water Buffalo Market

180

Good to hear you are doing your Job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851714)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: Arousing space potus

Your 40 something wife not allowing you to creampie her when you have sex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851720)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:16 AM
Author: lavender cruise ship



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Date: April 29th, 2026 2:19 PM
Author: red puppy library

what do you think about my dead bedroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851585)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: lavender cruise ship

link the thread and ill give a biological female perspective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851593)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 2:23 PM
Author: red puppy library

there's no thread. there's a bedroom, which is dead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851601)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 3:49 PM
Author: walnut appetizing nursing home dragon

Sounds genuinely 180 and healthy. What kind of music does he make?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49851885)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:30 AM
Author: Angry embarrassed to the bone death wish set

Rate me as a poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49869152)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:41 AM
Author: electric nibblets address

Do you admit to still being retarded, even if not as much and not in the same way as the past?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49869187)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:42 AM
Author: lavender cruise ship

yes, of course. i am retarded. this is a RETARDED question.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49869190)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:45 AM
Author: electric nibblets address

Then 180. Don't care about your marriage or life or anything, but you have the hallmarks of someone who will maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2Reputation#49869200)