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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
Lascivious Shrine
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
Dull athletic conference
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
Dashing Brunch
  04/18/25
Cr.
lemon location tank
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
self-centered vigorous stag film faggotry
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
Fragrant garrison candlestick maker
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
Lascivious Shrine
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
razzle legal warrant crackhouse
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
appetizing indian lodge
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
Lascivious Shrine
  04/18/25
...
A Joyless Profession
  09/20/26
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
jet stubborn home jew
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
Lascivious Shrine
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
jet stubborn home jew
  04/18/25
...
Mind-boggling Learning Disabled Market Antidepressant Drug
  04/18/25
...
Boyish Locale Quadroon
  08/17/26
...
gaped goal in life
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
startling useless den incel
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
Magenta razzmatazz azn tanning salon
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
Lascivious Shrine
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
Magenta razzmatazz azn tanning salon
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
Mind-boggling Learning Disabled Market Antidepressant Drug
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
Lascivious Shrine
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
Magenta razzmatazz azn tanning salon
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
Lascivious Shrine
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
Magenta razzmatazz azn tanning salon
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
bat-shit-crazy crimson lay
  04/18/25
jfc goys
Magenta razzmatazz azn tanning salon
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
Mind-boggling Learning Disabled Market Antidepressant Drug
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
Lascivious Shrine
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
aphrodisiac hyperactive juggernaut ladyboy
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
Mind-boggling Learning Disabled Market Antidepressant Drug
  04/18/25
Ty friend
aphrodisiac hyperactive juggernaut ladyboy
  04/18/25
...
Balding principal's office pervert
  08/17/26
...
Balding principal's office pervert
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
Cyan sneaky criminal
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
Lascivious Shrine
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
Cyan sneaky criminal
  04/18/25
...
rambunctious elite organic girlfriend
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
Magenta razzmatazz azn tanning salon
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
Lascivious Shrine
  04/18/25
...
gaped goal in life
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
bateful godawful heaven
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
aphrodisiac hyperactive juggernaut ladyboy
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
Lascivious Shrine
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
Lascivious Shrine
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
Lascivious Shrine
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
Dashing Brunch
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
Lascivious Shrine
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
Lascivious Shrine
  08/17/26
...
Balding principal's office pervert
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
jet stubborn home jew
  08/17/26
ur dumb
Lascivious Shrine
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
jet stubborn home jew
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
Lascivious Shrine
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
jet stubborn home jew
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
Lascivious Shrine
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
Adulterous circlehead dilemma
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
Lascivious Shrine
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
Adulterous circlehead dilemma
  08/17/26
...
magical kitchen
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
Cyan sneaky criminal
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
Lascivious Shrine
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
Cyan sneaky criminal
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
self-centered vigorous stag film faggotry
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
Lascivious Shrine
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
tight butthold
  09/20/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: Lascivious Shrine

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Dull athletic conference

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: Dashing Brunch

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: lemon location tank

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: self-centered vigorous stag film faggotry

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Fragrant garrison candlestick maker

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Lascivious Shrine

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: razzle legal warrant crackhouse

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: appetizing indian lodge

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: Lascivious Shrine

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: A Joyless Profession



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50146151)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: jet stubborn home jew

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: Lascivious Shrine

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: jet stubborn home jew

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Learning Disabled Market Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Boyish Locale Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: gaped goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: startling useless den incel

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Magenta razzmatazz azn tanning salon

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Lascivious Shrine

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: Magenta razzmatazz azn tanning salon

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Learning Disabled Market Antidepressant Drug

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Lascivious Shrine

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: Magenta razzmatazz azn tanning salon

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: Lascivious Shrine

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: Magenta razzmatazz azn tanning salon

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy crimson lay

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Magenta razzmatazz azn tanning salon

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Learning Disabled Market Antidepressant Drug

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Lascivious Shrine

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: aphrodisiac hyperactive juggernaut ladyboy

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Learning Disabled Market Antidepressant Drug

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: aphrodisiac hyperactive juggernaut ladyboy

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Balding principal's office pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: Balding principal's office pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Cyan sneaky criminal

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Lascivious Shrine

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: Cyan sneaky criminal

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: rambunctious elite organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Magenta razzmatazz azn tanning salon

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Lascivious Shrine

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: gaped goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: bateful godawful heaven

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: aphrodisiac hyperactive juggernaut ladyboy

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: Lascivious Shrine

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Lascivious Shrine

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: Lascivious Shrine

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Dashing Brunch

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Lascivious Shrine

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: Lascivious Shrine

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Balding principal's office pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: jet stubborn home jew

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: Lascivious Shrine

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: jet stubborn home jew

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: Lascivious Shrine

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: jet stubborn home jew

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: Lascivious Shrine

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Adulterous circlehead dilemma

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: Lascivious Shrine

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: Adulterous circlehead dilemma

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: magical kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Cyan sneaky criminal

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: Lascivious Shrine

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: Cyan sneaky criminal

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: self-centered vigorous stag film faggotry

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: Lascivious Shrine

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: tight butthold

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50146047)