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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
talented ocher trump supporter
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
Provocative hissy fit
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
onyx violent garrison
  04/18/25
Cr.
Concupiscible Stag Film
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
medicated public bath pozpig
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
Beady-eyed Sepia Locale
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
talented ocher trump supporter
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
Amethyst jew
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
Tan maniacal library ceo
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
talented ocher trump supporter
  04/18/25
...
A Joyless Profession
  09/20/26
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
Trip Locus
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
talented ocher trump supporter
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
Trip Locus
  04/18/25
...
Low-t stirring famous landscape painting bbw
  04/18/25
...
Coiffed scourge upon the earth market
  08/17/26
...
swashbuckling disrespectful newt
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
Spruce Church
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
cerebral address voyeur
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
talented ocher trump supporter
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
cerebral address voyeur
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
Low-t stirring famous landscape painting bbw
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
talented ocher trump supporter
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
cerebral address voyeur
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
talented ocher trump supporter
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
cerebral address voyeur
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
mustard dilemma
  04/18/25
jfc goys
cerebral address voyeur
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
Low-t stirring famous landscape painting bbw
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
talented ocher trump supporter
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
Boyish Theater Stage
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
Low-t stirring famous landscape painting bbw
  04/18/25
Ty friend
Boyish Theater Stage
  04/18/25
...
frozen set
  08/17/26
...
frozen set
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
Abusive Plum Theatre Sound Barrier
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
talented ocher trump supporter
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
Abusive Plum Theatre Sound Barrier
  04/18/25
...
Galvanic temple
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
cerebral address voyeur
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
talented ocher trump supporter
  04/18/25
...
swashbuckling disrespectful newt
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
stimulating generalized bond nibblets
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
Boyish Theater Stage
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
talented ocher trump supporter
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
talented ocher trump supporter
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
talented ocher trump supporter
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
onyx violent garrison
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
talented ocher trump supporter
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
talented ocher trump supporter
  08/17/26
...
frozen set
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
Trip Locus
  08/17/26
ur dumb
talented ocher trump supporter
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
Trip Locus
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
talented ocher trump supporter
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
Trip Locus
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
talented ocher trump supporter
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
doobsian main people hell
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
talented ocher trump supporter
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
doobsian main people hell
  08/17/26
...
Rough-skinned clear rigpig
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
Abusive Plum Theatre Sound Barrier
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
talented ocher trump supporter
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
Abusive Plum Theatre Sound Barrier
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
medicated public bath pozpig
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
talented ocher trump supporter
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
tight butthold
  09/20/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: talented ocher trump supporter

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Provocative hissy fit

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: onyx violent garrison

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: Concupiscible Stag Film

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: medicated public bath pozpig

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Sepia Locale

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: talented ocher trump supporter

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: Amethyst jew

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Tan maniacal library ceo

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: talented ocher trump supporter

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: A Joyless Profession



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50146151)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Trip Locus

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: talented ocher trump supporter

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Trip Locus

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Low-t stirring famous landscape painting bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Coiffed scourge upon the earth market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: swashbuckling disrespectful newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Spruce Church

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: cerebral address voyeur

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: talented ocher trump supporter

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: cerebral address voyeur

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: Low-t stirring famous landscape painting bbw

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: talented ocher trump supporter

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: cerebral address voyeur

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: talented ocher trump supporter

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: cerebral address voyeur

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: mustard dilemma

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: cerebral address voyeur

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Low-t stirring famous landscape painting bbw

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: talented ocher trump supporter

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Boyish Theater Stage

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Low-t stirring famous landscape painting bbw

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Boyish Theater Stage

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: frozen set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: frozen set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Abusive Plum Theatre Sound Barrier

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: talented ocher trump supporter

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: Abusive Plum Theatre Sound Barrier

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: Galvanic temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: cerebral address voyeur

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: talented ocher trump supporter

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: swashbuckling disrespectful newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: stimulating generalized bond nibblets

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Boyish Theater Stage

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: talented ocher trump supporter

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: talented ocher trump supporter

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: talented ocher trump supporter

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: onyx violent garrison

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: talented ocher trump supporter

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: talented ocher trump supporter

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: frozen set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Trip Locus

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: talented ocher trump supporter

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Trip Locus

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: talented ocher trump supporter

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Trip Locus

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: talented ocher trump supporter

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: doobsian main people hell

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: talented ocher trump supporter

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: doobsian main people hell

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Rough-skinned clear rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Abusive Plum Theatre Sound Barrier

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: talented ocher trump supporter

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: Abusive Plum Theatre Sound Barrier

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: medicated public bath pozpig

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: talented ocher trump supporter

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: tight butthold

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50146047)