I realized too late that all I really want is to get blown to smithereens in the Middle East. That's it. That's my dream. I've wasted my whole life trying to distract myself from my true calling.
They have waivers no? I know some 45 year old in great shape who wanted to get in national guard JAG and he did. He told me his buddy got him a waiver but I have no clue how hard it is for a normal guy