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almost completely ruined my life by flushing a bar of soap down my toilet

it's the first week of exams and i had to buy soap somewhere...
Razzmatazz pozpig
  05/02/17
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Pea-brained menage
  02/11/18
why do you need to flush at all during exams? you could fit ...
slippery university
  05/02/17
adderall makes me pee literally like every 30 minutes and i ...
Razzmatazz pozpig
  05/02/17
piss, just open your front door or off balcony. it's biodegr...
slippery university
  05/02/17
yeah maybe next time i'll try the balcony trick
Razzmatazz pozpig
  05/02/17
plumbers hate him
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  05/02/17
lol good shit
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180, pls tweet this
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  05/02/17
too personal
Razzmatazz pozpig
  05/02/17
no you don't defame anyone or discuss your body. once it's i...
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lascivious den volcanic crater
  05/02/17
how often you hear this story
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  05/02/17
have i poasted this ordeal in detail yet. not sure
Razzmatazz pozpig
  05/02/17
would've been a peak experience no doubt
excitant hell
  05/02/17
cr. was glad to hear your statue was returned
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  05/02/17
GOod poast moniker synergy
lavender theater
  05/02/17
because of the ass pee?
Razzmatazz pozpig
  05/02/17
we've all been there
Drab goyim stage
  05/02/17
crazy time in a man's life
Razzmatazz pozpig
  05/02/17
chill on the addy
bright multi-billionaire
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lmao cr
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180 billion.
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Flush hot water
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Great thread
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i like ur narrative
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Thought this said soup.
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Date: May 2nd, 2017 12:57 AM
Author: Razzmatazz pozpig

it's the first week of exams and i had to buy soap somewhere weird like a grocery store and the meat guy was like hey try this old spice soap it smells great so i got some. was taking a shower and i rubbed this soap all over my body and it smelled so bad i almost fell down in the shower and i was so pissed off at this soap i just grabbed the brand new bar and reached out of the shower and threw it in the toilet and flushed. i'm not really sure what i thought would happen but soap clogs the fuck out of a toilet. so with a fresh bar of old spice blocking the way i couldn't use any toilet paper and could just barely get the toilet to drain down pee but eventually i had to shit and had a brilliant idea: if pee will go down around the soap why not just pee my shit out of my ass. so i started drinking tons of epsom salt and peed every ounce of shit out of my body for several days and since i can't flush toilet paper i left the little bag from the grocery store on the ground to collect everything. so finally now that exams are underway something happened and the soap broke loose and all the soapy shit and piss residue went down and i was able dump the bag of faeces paper down too. huge relief during this stressful and scholarly time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2Reputation#33210194)



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Date: February 11th, 2018 8:48 AM
Author: Pea-brained menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2Reputation#35375693)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 12:59 AM
Author: slippery university

why do you need to flush at all during exams? you could fit 60-80 logs easily in a standard 5gall bowel with light plunging to level off each waste cycle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2Reputation#33210206)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: Razzmatazz pozpig

adderall makes me pee literally like every 30 minutes and i have to constantly drink fluids to stay hydrated. it's so much pee it's a pain in the ass to just pee in the sink or something because it splashed all over me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2Reputation#33210240)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:05 AM
Author: slippery university

piss, just open your front door or off balcony. it's biodegradable and cops won't dna it anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2Reputation#33210242)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:10 AM
Author: Razzmatazz pozpig

yeah maybe next time i'll try the balcony trick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2Reputation#33210258)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:11 AM
Author: slippery university

plumbers hate him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2Reputation#33210259)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:15 AM
Author: Razzmatazz pozpig



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:18 AM
Author: mauve heady market

lol

good shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2Reputation#33211568)



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Date: May 18th, 2017 8:38 PM
Author: Talking hospital doctorate



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Date: June 18th, 2017 4:01 PM
Author: mewling point clown



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Date: February 24th, 2018 6:27 AM
Author: Translucent kitchen telephone



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:12 AM
Author: nudist jet-lagged business firm fanboi

180, pls tweet this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2Reputation#33210264)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:13 AM
Author: Razzmatazz pozpig

too personal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2Reputation#33210268)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:15 AM
Author: slippery university

no you don't defame anyone or discuss your body. once it's in the toilet it's garbage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2Reputation#33210271)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 10:59 AM
Author: Razzmatazz pozpig



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:04 AM
Author: lascivious den volcanic crater



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:18 AM
Author: Buck-toothed incel crotch

how often you hear this story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2Reputation#33210278)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 3:15 AM
Author: Razzmatazz pozpig

have i poasted this ordeal in detail yet. not sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2Reputation#33210545)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:01 AM
Author: excitant hell

would've been a peak experience no doubt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2Reputation#33211456)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 9:47 PM
Author: Razzmatazz pozpig

cr. was glad to hear your statue was returned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2Reputation#33216982)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:04 AM
Author: lavender theater

GOod poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2Reputation#33211466)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 9:39 PM
Author: Razzmatazz pozpig

because of the ass pee?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2Reputation#33216894)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: Drab goyim stage

we've all been there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2Reputation#33211770)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: Razzmatazz pozpig

crazy time in a man's life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2Reputation#33217161)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 9:40 PM
Author: bright multi-billionaire

chill on the addy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2Reputation#33216902)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Razzmatazz pozpig

lmao cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2Reputation#33217434)



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Date: June 18th, 2017 2:41 PM
Author: Exciting Generalized Bond Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2Reputation#33587243)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 9:44 PM
Author: honey-headed self-centered set half-breed

180 billion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2Reputation#33216949)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: awkward appetizing church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2Reputation#33217045)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 10:15 PM
Author: Opaque Shitlib

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2Reputation#33217333)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:05 PM
Author: Snowy aggressive personal credit line

9874823176423871623415716123

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2Reputation#33217824)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:09 PM
Author: painfully honest maniacal azn old irish cottage

why didn't you just crack-open the tank and shit/piss in there? the shit would likely liquify by the time exams ended/soap disintegrated...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2Reputation#33217861)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:13 PM
Author: anal ratface

Flush hot water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2Reputation#33217913)



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Date: May 3rd, 2017 7:19 AM
Author: lascivious den volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2Reputation#33219428)



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Date: May 3rd, 2017 7:45 AM
Author: Geriatric Base

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2Reputation#33219503)



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Date: May 3rd, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: Diverse frum psychic sanctuary

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2Reputation#33219826)



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Date: May 18th, 2017 8:37 PM
Author: Drab goyim stage

it's a masterpiece

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2Reputation#33339729)



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Date: September 13th, 2019 6:37 AM
Author: fragrant mad cow disease school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2Reputation#38828063)



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Date: January 16th, 2020 9:27 AM
Author: fragrant mad cow disease school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2Reputation#39439078)



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Date: January 16th, 2020 9:37 AM
Author: Drab goyim stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2Reputation#39439108)



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Date: May 18th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author: Cyan kink-friendly stag film



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Date: May 18th, 2017 8:34 PM
Author: lascivious den volcanic crater



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Date: May 18th, 2017 8:36 PM
Author: haunting orchestra pit selfie

Good stuff here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2Reputation#33339715)



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Date: May 18th, 2017 8:37 PM
Author: topaz razzle parlour



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Date: May 18th, 2017 8:38 PM
Author: Slap-happy house



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Date: June 18th, 2017 2:38 PM
Author: lascivious den volcanic crater



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Date: June 18th, 2017 2:46 PM
Author: Soul-stirring locale



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Date: June 18th, 2017 4:03 PM
Author: Boyish obsidian stead rigor



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Date: June 18th, 2017 4:36 PM
Author: free-loading dun bawdyhouse people who are hurt

i like ur narrative

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2Reputation#33587967)



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Date: August 3rd, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: laughsome sepia garrison partner

Thought this said soup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2Reputation#33909959)



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Date: August 10th, 2017 6:54 AM
Author: Tan talented boiling water state



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Date: August 10th, 2017 10:30 PM
Author: lascivious den volcanic crater



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Date: August 28th, 2017 4:03 AM
Author: lascivious den volcanic crater



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Date: October 30th, 2017 2:47 PM
Author: lascivious den volcanic crater



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Date: December 7th, 2017 2:15 AM
Author: lascivious den volcanic crater



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Date: February 11th, 2018 8:45 AM
Author: Razzmatazz pozpig

jfc

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Date: February 11th, 2018 8:48 AM
Author: Pea-brained menage



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Date: February 11th, 2018 9:36 AM
Author: Translucent kitchen telephone



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Date: February 24th, 2018 7:14 AM
Author: Wonderful Legend

pics

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Date: July 30th, 2018 4:27 AM
Author: lascivious den volcanic crater



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Date: July 30th, 2018 4:27 AM
Author: sapphire step-uncle's house



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Author: Translucent kitchen telephone



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Author: fragrant mad cow disease school



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Author: Nippon Professional Baseball

Incredible bump, you're one of a kind

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Date: June 11th, 2026 2:36 PM
Author: COCKazn (✅🍑)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 2:36 PM
Author: And what ur doing right now? It's illegal.



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Date: June 11th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: Frutiger Aero



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