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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:25 PM Author: bateful death wish Whereas shitlaw attorneys are "ham-and-eggers."
Example:
We were waiting around in federal court today (rare that we have occasion to appear there - shitlaw boss calls it the "shark tank") and were passed in the hallway by a large group of well-known litigators from the biggest firm in town.
Shortly after they pass, boss turns to me, "You see them glory boys struttin' around in their fancy Eye-talian suits? Ha! None of that for ham-and-eggers like you and me, no sir! Heh, probably costs more to get one a them things dry cleaned than we pull down in a month, heh heh."
A few seconds later: "Hey, ain't no shame in showing up to court in a Men's Wearhouse suit. They put out a good product, they really do. And they know how to treat ya right."
After a longer pause: "Lemme tell ya kid, in another life..." His voice trailed off as he stared wistfully into the distance. |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:23 AM Author: Kink-friendly Violet Fat Ankles Sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25828253) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:34 PM Author: swashbuckling theater antidepressant drug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25825684) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:04 PM Author: vivacious know-it-all native pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25825885) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:08 PM Author: Useless Claret National Security Agency Underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25825919) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:10 PM Author: Diverse Cruel-hearted Travel Guidebook Center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25825927) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:43 AM Author: bateful death wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25827895) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:45 AM Author: thriller glassy personal credit line skinny woman Please continue on with the story... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25827898) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 7:07 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle Henna Pisswyrm I enjoyed this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25827908) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:11 AM Author: autistic orchid locus Go on... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25828224) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:21 AM Author: cerise range roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25828247) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:55 AM Author: big impertinent corner potus (guy who just read his 9th john grisham novel) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25828376) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:03 AM Author: red motley coffee pot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25828401) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2014 8:20 PM Author: bateful death wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25983644) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2014 11:16 PM Author: clear galvanic market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26775570) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:23 PM Author: clear galvanic market bump for the ham and eggers on this board (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26777553) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM Author: french irate doctorate ham and eggers should die (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988131) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:05 PM Author: clear galvanic market They're salt of the earth fellas. The backbone of the profession. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988140) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:11 PM Author: french irate doctorate no, they're not. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988174) |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 3:13 PM Author: Cocky Patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26963171) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 5:58 PM Author: clear galvanic market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988077) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:01 PM Author: sienna provocative digit ratio heaven Twist: Shitlaw boss makes 20x what those faggot glory hole boys make (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988110) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:02 PM Author: Razzle Amber Philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988121) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:07 PM Author: Contagious black half-breed 7th year associate confidently strides past shitlaw boss, confidently checks blackberry to find email informing him of NOBREAKFAST PACK UR BAGS AND GET OUT, confidently replies THank, confidently considers shitigation exit options, confidently strides to top of courthouse and confidently hops off like mary poppins (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988148) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:09 PM Author: sienna provocative digit ratio heaven Shitlaw boss cashes $22,676 check he finds crumpled up in his car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988167) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM Author: Pontificating Parlour Crotch great thread but for some reason i always read "glory boys" as "glory holes" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988132) |
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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:26 PM Author: Sickened charcoal den I imagine the shitlaw boss like Gene Hackman and the courthouse hallway like the high school in Hoosiers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#28616859) |
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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:58 AM Author: tan sinister church weed whacker I got more of a Glengarry Glenn Ross Jack Lemmon vibe. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#34851063) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:22 PM Author: bateful death wish The scene with Chuck in this week's Better Call Saul captured the essence of this post pretty nicely. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#36797515) |
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