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I have some new details about the spaceporn bar spaghetti incident

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there whe...
olive tank property
  04/08/23
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electric locus
  04/08/23
Jfc
Learning disabled garnet parlor
  04/08/23
To be fair, I can confirm.
Marvelous Insane Stage Pocket Flask
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Topaz kitty
  11/14/24
Pedos often become convinced they are never going to get cau...
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electric locus
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Topaz kitty
  04/09/23
sure bud
bearded flesh step-uncle's house
  04/08/23
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embarrassed to the bone trip parlour coffee pot
  04/08/23
This is so fucked up.
plum sanctuary
  04/08/23
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Irradiated corn cake rigpig
  04/09/23
Hand in the proverbial cookie jar
Lavender jap
  04/08/23
This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent ove...
big gaming laptop partner
  04/08/23
brave of you to poast this
frisky stock car electric furnace
  04/09/23
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Topaz kitty
  04/09/23
Extremely inspiring poast thanks
crystalline toilet seat
  04/12/23
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lime legend
  03/10/24
TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.
Wonderful aqua crackhouse ceo
  04/08/23
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beta arrogant base
  04/08/23
Big if true
insanely creepy range depressive
  04/08/23
So are you actually there in person moonlighting as a privat...
lime legend
  04/08/23
The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’...
olive tank property
  04/08/23
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Irradiated corn cake rigpig
  04/09/23
Tick tock spaceporn
impertinent degenerate
  04/09/23
Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.
maize shivering mother
  04/09/23
You’re fucked pal
impertinent degenerate
  04/09/23
I’m doing great 👍 You are so fucked it’s ...
maize shivering mother
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Topaz kitty
  04/09/23
Jesus.
zippy bistre wagecucks nursing home
  04/09/23
Jesus ain’t touching this one
lake splenetic organic girlfriend
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pale fragrant selfie indian lodge
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Wonderful aqua crackhouse ceo
  04/12/23
Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to ...
olive tank property
  05/01/23
When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?...
maize shivering mother
  05/01/23
couple weeks ago. you?
olive tank property
  05/01/23
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olive tank property
  05/10/23
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plum sanctuary
  05/10/23
wait, so sp actually is a chimo? i thought that was just lik...
saffron frozen codepig toaster
  05/10/23
new here?
mewling fortuitous meteor
  05/10/23
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electric locus
  08/15/23
based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poas...
vigorous sepia institution
  05/10/23
Just don't talk about me, pedophile.
maize shivering mother
  05/10/23
I can confirm.
plum sanctuary
  05/10/23
throwaway?
vigorous sepia institution
  05/10/23
I can't say more.
plum sanctuary
  05/10/23
i want to send you sexy messages and gay porn
vigorous sepia institution
  05/10/23
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plum sanctuary
  05/10/23
yeah, i figured the person everyone says sp in can't really ...
saffron frozen codepig toaster
  05/10/23
new poaster, first day?
Learning disabled garnet parlor
  05/10/23
like i said, i'm aware of the sp fucks his son origin story,...
saffron frozen codepig toaster
  05/10/23
This entire SP thing is bizarre. What's this restaurant sto...
Harsh mind-boggling gaping lay
  05/10/23
SP took his son out for bar spaghetti and the waitress thoug...
big gaming laptop partner
  05/10/23
imagine you know nothing about this board and you read this ...
vigorous sepia institution
  05/10/23
this board is like a schizophrenic AI
Harsh mind-boggling gaping lay
  05/10/23
Origin of playroom hotdog meme was sp posting “little ...
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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:52 PM
Author: olive tank property

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there when it happened

SP had his hand all the way in the kid’s pants and was fondling his genitals. Kid was clearly in distress.

Waitress asked what he was doing when she came to bring SP another beer and SP had a panicked flipout like he was surprised anyone would notice.

Waitress did end up getting fired unfortunately but is considering suing either the restaurant or SP.

That’s all i know but am going to ask around a bit more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46161253)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: Avocado Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46161283)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:01 PM
Author: electric locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46161287)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: Learning disabled garnet parlor

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46161289)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: Marvelous Insane Stage Pocket Flask

To be fair,

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46161292)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Topaz kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#48337327)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:56 PM
Author: boyish stead hairy legs

Pedos often become convinced they are never going to get caught and so become very brazen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46161459)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: electric locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46161511)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: soul-stirring boiling water jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46164478)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: Topaz kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46164596)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:54 PM
Author: bearded flesh step-uncle's house

sure bud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46161904)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:55 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone trip parlour coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46161906)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: plum sanctuary

This is so fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46161920)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: Irradiated corn cake rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46163996)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: Lavender jap

Hand in the proverbial cookie jar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46161921)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:04 PM
Author: big gaming laptop partner

This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent over the table pounding his ricehole. SP then pulled out and started to pee on SP jr while shouting 'HOUSE ON FIRE! HOUSE ON FIRE! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!'. It was a very lib bar so they were nervous about interfering since they did not want to come off as homophobic. The waitress was very brave for offering SP jr a towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46161937)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:04 PM
Author: frisky stock car electric furnace

brave of you to poast this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46164507)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Topaz kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46164592)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:42 PM
Author: crystalline toilet seat

Extremely inspiring poast thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46177424)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:36 PM
Author: lime legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#47481014)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:15 PM
Author: Wonderful aqua crackhouse ceo

TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46161964)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:15 PM
Author: beta arrogant base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46162120)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:13 PM
Author: insanely creepy range depressive

Big if true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46162116)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:14 PM
Author: lime legend

So are you actually there in person moonlighting as a private investigator? Or doing this all over zoom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46162119)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: olive tank property

The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’s all I really want to say in that area atm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46162123)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: Irradiated corn cake rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46163994)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:47 PM
Author: impertinent degenerate

Tick tock spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46164444)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:10 PM
Author: maize shivering mother

Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46164523)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: impertinent degenerate

You’re fucked pal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46164558)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:29 PM
Author: maize shivering mother

I’m doing great 👍

You are so fucked it’s just pathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46164572)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Topaz kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46164594)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: zippy bistre wagecucks nursing home

Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46164599)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 5:51 PM
Author: lake splenetic organic girlfriend

Jesus ain’t touching this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46168892)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 11:14 PM
Author: pale fragrant selfie indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46170246)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: Wonderful aqua crackhouse ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46177413)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:30 PM
Author: olive tank property

Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to GREAT lengths to try to ensure this never blows back on him.

Like, crazy person stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46259432)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:36 PM
Author: maize shivering mother

When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46259465)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:47 PM
Author: olive tank property

couple weeks ago. you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46259508)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:05 AM
Author: olive tank property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46293312)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:06 AM
Author: plum sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46293314)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:14 AM
Author: saffron frozen codepig toaster

wait, so sp actually is a chimo? i thought that was just like a board joke because he worded things poorly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46293337)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:16 AM
Author: mewling fortuitous meteor

new here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46293345)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:57 AM
Author: electric locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46671965)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:20 AM
Author: vigorous sepia institution

based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poast quite a lot i don't retain very much info about poasters/drama because i truly come here only to say irreverent stuff and read what other people say), SP had a schtick a few years back where he got stoned and said "wacky" stuff. he is obviously awkward so him trying to be a chill breh is inevitably going to come off weird and unnatural. i distinctly remember one poast where he the title was something like "my four year old has a bigger dick than me bros" and like you say, there was a lot of poorly worded stuff in his poasts. i don't remember the basis for the playroom hotdog meme, but whatever it was it cannot have sounded good. i highly doubt he is actually a pedo, but to be honest none of us really KNOWS each other so can we say? anything is possible, but i don't think it's true.

but i can say this - he hasn't done himself any favors here (unless he is trolling and inviting the abuse).

the big question for me is whether the bar spaghetti thing actually happened or whether he is just baiting people. if it happened, why the fuck would he talk about it here? he knows what the result would be. and if it did happen, i really don't know what to think. that is certainly suspicious as fuck if you're being accused of a server of doing something inappropriate with a child. has anyone ever had that happen to them? the most charitable thing i can say about that is maybe the waitress said something innocuous like "why the hell are you in the bar with a little kid" and SP, because he is unhinged and has a short fuse, just went bonkers and took it to be an accusation of pedo activity. i dunno.

someone (i think Mase?) the other day says that as of february the real SP was poasting here. not sure how he knows that. but i legit thought that SP was an imposter going back to january because the spaghetti incident is just borderline unreal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46293361)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:31 AM
Author: maize shivering mother

Just don't talk about me, pedophile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46293390)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:32 AM
Author: plum sanctuary

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46293396)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:33 AM
Author: vigorous sepia institution

throwaway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46293399)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: plum sanctuary

I can't say more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46293406)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:36 AM
Author: vigorous sepia institution

i want to send you sexy messages and gay porn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46293414)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: plum sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46293417)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:16 PM
Author: saffron frozen codepig toaster

yeah, i figured the person everyone says sp in can't really be him because no sane person would do / say the shit he says constantly on here, making crazy ass threads and stirring things up with people for no reason.

if that restaurant thing is true, that's a solid where there's smoke there's fire situation because i can't envision a circumstance where a server would call out a customer over their kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46294280)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: Learning disabled garnet parlor

new poaster, first day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46294284)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:21 PM
Author: saffron frozen codepig toaster

like i said, i'm aware of the sp fucks his son origin story, but it's really hard for me to square someone with their identity so wildly known taking so much time out of his day to do and say the wacky stuff i see on here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46294300)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:23 PM
Author: Harsh mind-boggling gaping lay

This entire SP thing is bizarre. What's this restaurant story? Can you link the original poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46294309)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:24 PM
Author: big gaming laptop partner

SP took his son out for bar spaghetti and the waitress thought he had kidnapped and raped his son. He complained to the manager and they gave him a free dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46294319)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: vigorous sepia institution

imagine you know nothing about this board and you read this description of what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46295133)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 6:45 PM
Author: Harsh mind-boggling gaping lay

this board is like a schizophrenic AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46295823)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: pale fragrant selfie indian lodge

Origin of playroom hotdog meme was sp posting “little fucker begged for a playroom hotdog and now he won’t eat it.”

shitmodded of course, draw your own conclusions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#48360620)



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Date: June 17th, 2023 11:11 AM
Author: Racy Nowag Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46438170)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:55 AM
Author: pale fragrant selfie indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46671961)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 2:26 PM
Author: motley carnelian ladyboy hell

Call me old fashioned but I think this is sick and SP needs to be stopped. Poor kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46672800)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:20 PM
Author: stimulating costumed police squad hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46862311)



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Date: November 1st, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: vigorous sepia institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#47008653)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:33 PM
Author: Bateful Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#47481002)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: big gaming laptop partner

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#47548999)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: Racy Nowag Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#47549388)



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Date: April 14th, 2024 5:27 PM
Author: Spruce Abnormal Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#47582887)



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone trip parlour coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#47689632)



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Curious Hall Knife

Your kids will be dancing on those bars if you don’t quit molesting them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#47689636)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: demanding lettuce church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#48337324)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Topaz kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#48337325)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:42 PM
Author: big gaming laptop partner

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#48360611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Pozpig



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Date: July 27th, 2026 5:20 PM
Author: Butt Penis (✅🍑)



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