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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:24 AM Author: Vengeful elastic band faggot firefighter Started drinking too early. Wedding wasn’t at a church which I thought was degenerate because I’m Roman Catholic. The MC was basically making jokes at this makeshift “church” they had with white chairs set up in the same area as the reception.
The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact I can make him bleed out of his ass if I ever got into an MMA ring with him.
She was 29 when she met him and is 34 now with a birth control softball player body.
The fuckin MC was basically announcing the wedding like it was a hockey game then started to turn it back into a romantic wedding with traditional wedding music when she walked down the aisle.
I chugged three of those little black boxes of red wine at this point so as she was walking down the aisle I grabbed the mic from the MC and pushed him away.
I always said to my wife this cousin of hers looks like a horse with her fuckin square birth control body so when I grabbed the mic I said “Galloping down the aisle! Hard! Direct (made a hand gesture)! She’s square! She has no ass! Square! Direct! Galloping down the aisle!”
While I was doing this everyone was gasping and the dad walked over like he was going to hit me be thought better of it. The security for the venue took three guys to get me down. They called the cops but the cops said this isn’t really a crime what i did so everyone just asked me to leave.
Wife still crying but 180 she left with me. She’s a ride or die bitch. |
Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM Author: vibrant chartreuse voyeur water buffalo cousin on her moms side or dads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424335) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM Author: Vengeful elastic band faggot firefighter Dads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424337) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM Author: Elite High-end Plaza which dad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424343) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:52 AM Author: Swollen grizzly brunch azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424488) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:38 PM Author: startled free-loading sweet tailpipe theater A) Good question;
B) Did that moniker come from you days at the Red Dragon Inn in RhyDin? |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM Author: underhanded stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424993) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:53 PM Author: offensive fiercely-loyal parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425776) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 AM Author: hateful antidepressant drug hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48427267) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:34 PM Author: Wonderful queen of the night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48429289) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM Author: Motley bespoke really tough guy mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424336) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:26 AM Author: Motley bespoke really tough guy mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424338) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM Author: Elite High-end Plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424342) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:43 AM Author: Glassy misanthropic native LMFAO
truly 180 |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:06 AM Author: Vengeful elastic band faggot firefighter This. And when I got home I played “Zombies” that cranberry song perfectly on my kid’s toy piano and I never played it before. I had two more black boxes on the ride and when I got home I was ranting about how good I was at piano and my wife pointed out it’s a player piano so it’s automatic. We were both hysterically laughing at my stupidity, (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424364) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:43 AM Author: Glassy misanthropic native 180 night
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:47 AM Author: Vengeful elastic band faggot firefighter One for the books lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424395) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM Author: Motley bespoke really tough guy mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48428555) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:59 PM Author: fantasy-prone area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48428586) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:32 PM Author: Slap-happy Patrolman Karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48429268) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:04 AM Author: Ruddy Pistol Property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424421) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:50 AM Author: Brilliant love of her life Ok but why stop drinking (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424351) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:55 PM Author: mildly autistic pontificating school brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424912) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:58 PM Author: Up-to-no-good Home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424915) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM Author: Swollen grizzly brunch azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424916) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:27 PM Author: Irradiated sound barrier coffee pot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424984) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM Author: Excitant therapy theater stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425757) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:11 PM Author: Slap-happy Patrolman Karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48428657) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:55 AM Author: Histrionic lime prole windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424357) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:21 AM Author: razzle rigpig Going to need the Heights of all involved before judging this poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424372) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:50 AM Author: Vengeful elastic band faggot firefighter That’s the best part. I spend every free second of my day training and lifting. If he’s taller why didn’t he step to me when I disrespected his wife? Her lazy dad too. Because they know they had no shot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424399) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:09 AM Author: razzle rigpig Lmao lil breh he doesn't think about you at all -- worrying about "stepping to" is for Short Men. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424425) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM Author: Vengeful elastic band faggot firefighter Lmao guess you win bro lmao. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424433) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM Author: razzle rigpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424451) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:31 PM Author: Lascivious school cafeteria feces 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424856) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM Author: ocher stage deer antler They had to call some REAL MEN to come and regulate lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424454) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:11 AM Author: alcoholic turdskin Johnny my boy, why are you pumo? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424429) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM Author: Vengeful elastic band faggot firefighter Not me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424432) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM Author: razzle rigpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424453) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:28 PM Author: Irradiated sound barrier coffee pot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424988) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 3:52 PM Author: Beady-eyed fishy locus goal in life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425457) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:55 PM Author: 180 Lodge Fortuitous Meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425790) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM Author: Slap-happy Patrolman Karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48428656) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM Author: sienna fanboi casino (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424437) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM Author: Appetizing kink-friendly reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424438) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:51 AM Author: supple tanning salon The "wedding" wasn't at a church? You did nothing wrong. If they thought that their ceremony was so important maybe they should have bothered to sacralize it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424487) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:29 PM Author: Vengeful elastic band faggot firefighter This. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424851) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM Author: Irradiated sound barrier coffee pot so much this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424991) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM Author: Glassy misanthropic native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425546) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM Author: Motley bespoke really tough guy mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48428556) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:32 PM Author: Lascivious school cafeteria feces heroic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424857) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:33 PM Author: Odious Dun Immigrant Corner 29 jumped the shark. shouldve gone with 26-27. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424859) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM Author: bistre aphrodisiac pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424873) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM Author: slate vigorous chapel french chef the MC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424876) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM Author: Swollen grizzly brunch azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424917) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:34 PM Author: Umber Associate I can’t understand making up a story like this and keeping myself short in the flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425009) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:35 PM Author: razzle rigpig Story? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425013) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:36 PM Author: Lascivious school cafeteria feces that's the difference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425017) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:30 PM Author: underhanded stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425202) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:57 PM Author: vibrant chartreuse voyeur water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425287) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM Author: Glassy misanthropic native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425548) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM Author: Excitant therapy theater stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425759) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 PM Author: bistre aphrodisiac pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48426540) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM Author: Motley bespoke really tough guy mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48428558) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM Author: Slap-happy Patrolman Karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48428654) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:58 PM Author: Vengeful elastic band faggot firefighter Not fake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425084) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:25 PM Author: Irradiated sound barrier coffee pot ergo it’s true (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425183) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:26 PM Author: bossy silver ratface clown JM is getting subtler with age (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425189) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:03 PM Author: Fragrant meetinghouse mood Even after all these years some people still don't "get" xo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48428610) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:23 PM Author: out-of-control trip indian lodge "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:27 PM Author: Passionate Harsh Bawdyhouse 34 year old "bride"? Birth control body? Not in a church?
Doesn't sound like you were at a wedding at all, champ. |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:47 PM Author: Vengeful elastic band faggot firefighter Is that supposed to insult me? As if I give a shit about the bride? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425746) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:51 PM Author: Excitant therapy theater stage Subpoena the bodycam footage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425764) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:07 PM Author: hairless crotch messiness 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48426264) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 11:24 PM Author: cerise church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48427073) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:50 PM Author: Motley bespoke really tough guy mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48428553) |
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Date: July 20th, 2025 9:49 PM Author: supple tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#49117690) |