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Done drinking, ruined wife’s cousin’s wedding yesterday

Started drinking too early. Wedding wasn’t at a church...
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cousin on her moms side or dads
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Dads
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180 night
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180
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:24 AM
Author: Chest-beating Self-absorbed Idea He Suggested Point

Started drinking too early. Wedding wasn’t at a church which I thought was degenerate because I’m Roman Catholic. The MC was basically making jokes at this makeshift “church” they had with white chairs set up in the same area as the reception.

The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact I can make him bleed out of his ass if I ever got into an MMA ring with him.

She was 29 when she met him and is 34 now with a birth control softball player body.

The fuckin MC was basically announcing the wedding like it was a hockey game then started to turn it back into a romantic wedding with traditional wedding music when she walked down the aisle.

I chugged three of those little black boxes of red wine at this point so as she was walking down the aisle I grabbed the mic from the MC and pushed him away.

I always said to my wife this cousin of hers looks like a horse with her fuckin square birth control body so when I grabbed the mic I said “Galloping down the aisle! Hard! Direct (made a hand gesture)! She’s square! She has no ass! Square! Direct! Galloping down the aisle!”

While I was doing this everyone was gasping and the dad walked over like he was going to hit me be thought better of it. The security for the venue took three guys to get me down. They called the cops but the cops said this isn’t really a crime what i did so everyone just asked me to leave.

Wife still crying but 180 she left with me. She’s a ride or die bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424333)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: impertinent jewess fortuitous meteor

cousin on her moms side or dads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424335)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: Chest-beating Self-absorbed Idea He Suggested Point

Dads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424337)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM
Author: painfully honest geriatric theatre

which dad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424343)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:52 AM
Author: fragrant degenerate



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:38 PM
Author: Splenetic site

A) Good question;

B) Did that moniker come from you days at the Red Dragon Inn in RhyDin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424872)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM
Author: Charcoal Box Office International Law Enforcement Agency



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:53 PM
Author: Maniacal Gay Senate Codepig



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 AM
Author: talented unholy wrinkle mad cow disease



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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: Motley range famous landscape painting



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: Carnelian trip laser beams



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:26 AM
Author: Carnelian trip laser beams



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM
Author: painfully honest geriatric theatre



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:43 AM
Author: Crystalline Shaky Tanning Salon

LMFAO

truly 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424347)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:06 AM
Author: Chest-beating Self-absorbed Idea He Suggested Point

This. And when I got home I played “Zombies” that cranberry song perfectly on my kid’s toy piano and I never played it before. I had two more black boxes on the ride and when I got home I was ranting about how good I was at piano and my wife pointed out it’s a player piano so it’s automatic. We were both hysterically laughing at my stupidity,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424364)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:43 AM
Author: Crystalline Shaky Tanning Salon

180 night



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:47 AM
Author: Chest-beating Self-absorbed Idea He Suggested Point

One for the books lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424395)



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: Carnelian trip laser beams



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: Well-lubricated dingle berry shrine



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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:32 PM
Author: fighting orchid haunted graveyard indirect expression



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:04 AM
Author: contagious maize university



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:50 AM
Author: cowardly hall

Ok but why stop drinking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424351)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:55 PM
Author: scarlet deep state sandwich



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:58 PM
Author: Bearded jew



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: fragrant degenerate



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Nighttime Location



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM
Author: bossy puppy



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:11 PM
Author: fighting orchid haunted graveyard indirect expression



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:55 AM
Author: Supple therapy



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:21 AM
Author: Marvelous Partner

Going to need the Heights of all involved before judging this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424372)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:50 AM
Author: Chest-beating Self-absorbed Idea He Suggested Point

That’s the best part. I spend every free second of my day training and lifting. If he’s taller why didn’t he step to me when I disrespected his wife? Her lazy dad too. Because they know they had no shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424399)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: Marvelous Partner

Lmao lil breh he doesn't think about you at all -- worrying about "stepping to" is for Short Men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424425)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: Chest-beating Self-absorbed Idea He Suggested Point

Lmao guess you win bro lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424433)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: Marvelous Partner



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:31 PM
Author: territorial quadroon

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424856)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: nudist plum cumskin

They had to call some REAL MEN to come and regulate lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424454)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:11 AM
Author: bronze ticket booth electric furnace

Johnny my boy, why are you pumo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424429)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: Chest-beating Self-absorbed Idea He Suggested Point

Not me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424432)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: Marvelous Partner



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Nighttime Location



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Date: December 8th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: primrose office genital piercing



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:55 PM
Author: Alcoholic weed whacker business firm



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM
Author: fighting orchid haunted graveyard indirect expression



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring legal warrant background story



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM
Author: idiotic awkward wagecucks church



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: green beady-eyed market

The "wedding" wasn't at a church? You did nothing wrong. If they thought that their ceremony was so important maybe they should have bothered to sacralize it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424487)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:29 PM
Author: Chest-beating Self-absorbed Idea He Suggested Point

This.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424851)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Nighttime Location

so much this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424991)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM
Author: Crystalline Shaky Tanning Salon



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: Carnelian trip laser beams



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:32 PM
Author: territorial quadroon

heroic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424857)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:33 PM
Author: lascivious chapel

29 jumped the shark. shouldve gone with 26-27.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424859)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Honey-headed Candlestick Maker Police Squad



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: wonderful peach trailer park stock car

the MC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424876)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: fragrant degenerate



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:34 PM
Author: know-it-all coral ladyboy

I can’t understand making up a story like this and keeping myself short in the flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425009)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:35 PM
Author: Marvelous Partner

Story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425013)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:36 PM
Author: territorial quadroon

that's the difference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425017)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:30 PM
Author: Charcoal Box Office International Law Enforcement Agency



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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:57 PM
Author: impertinent jewess fortuitous meteor



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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM
Author: Crystalline Shaky Tanning Salon



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM
Author: bossy puppy



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Honey-headed Candlestick Maker Police Squad



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: Carnelian trip laser beams



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM
Author: fighting orchid haunted graveyard indirect expression



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:58 PM
Author: Chest-beating Self-absorbed Idea He Suggested Point

Not fake

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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:25 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Nighttime Location

ergo it’s true

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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:26 PM
Author: Bateful Factory Reset Button Keepsake Machete

JM is getting subtler with age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425189)



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:03 PM
Author: umber stain dilemma

Even after all these years some people still don't "get" xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48428610)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: vivacious old irish cottage

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425570)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: Tripping spot

34 year old "bride"? Birth control body? Not in a church?

Doesn't sound like you were at a wedding at all, champ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425578)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:47 PM
Author: Chest-beating Self-absorbed Idea He Suggested Point

Is that supposed to insult me? As if I give a shit about the bride?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425746)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:51 PM
Author: bossy puppy

Subpoena the bodycam footage

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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Sticky roast beef nibblets

180

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Date: December 8th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: Internet-worthy coldplay fan home



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:50 PM
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