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I "soft opened" for MASE's stand-up comedy last weekend, taking questions

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obsidian garrison
  01/15/26
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gay stage
  01/15/26
I "warmed them up" for his "bit" by tryi...
obsidian garrison
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gay stage
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cobalt voyeur
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adulterous pontificating institution
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The Nintendo Wii
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obsidian garrison
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Date: January 15th, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: obsidian garrison



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Date: January 15th, 2026 3:17 PM
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Date: January 15th, 2026 4:04 PM
Author: obsidian garrison

I "warmed them up" for his "bit" by trying to be purposely unfunny. That way they'd be pleasantly relieved when he got up there and did a routine that was at least mediocre

The first 5 minutes I just straight up read off Babylon Bee headlines. A couple times people actually laughed but most of them got jeers and boos and a couple overweight white women got genuinely angry at me. Stood up and started screaming stuff that I couldn't really understand so I just pointed at them and looked around the crowd and did that expression where you shake your head in disbelief and do an exaggerated shoulder shrug, like "I know, right?"

Eventually I "closed" with a joke about how "If Charlie Kirk was still here today, he'd probably try to "change my mind" about unattractive liberal women. But like the rest of his work, he would have ultimately failed." The crowd went nuts at me and the black security guard came up and escorted me off stage "for my protection"

I'm not sure if MASE's routine went over well or not because I wasn't able to stick around to watch

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Date: January 15th, 2026 4:14 PM
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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:49 AM
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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:52 AM
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Date: March 27th, 2026 11:52 AM
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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:01 AM
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