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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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carmine orchestra pit sound barrier
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Razzmatazz gay wizard ticket booth
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Fear-inspiring Rehab
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
turquoise big space
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Shivering Insanely Creepy Library Keepsake Machete
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Vigorous gold stage pisswyrm
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
motley hideous gas station coffee pot
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
exhilarant chestnut mexican yarmulke
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
chest-beating burgundy state
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
carmine orchestra pit sound barrier
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
soul-stirring elite temple
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Misanthropic stag film psychic
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
dead lascivious idiot jap
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
carmine orchestra pit sound barrier
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
curious abnormal market
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Misunderstood parlor
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
pearl native queen of the night
  06/30/25
cr
carmine orchestra pit sound barrier
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
soul-stirring elite temple
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Jet-lagged bronze lay
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
curious abnormal market
  06/30/25
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transparent codepig property
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
dead lascivious idiot jap
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
pearl native queen of the night
  06/30/25
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stimulating church building rigpig
  07/01/25
*bussy
multi-colored double fault
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
motley hideous gas station coffee pot
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Pea-brained bateful principal's office macaca
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Concupiscible pale old irish cottage
  06/30/25
fuck
dead lascivious idiot jap
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Pea-brained bateful principal's office macaca
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Razzmatazz gay wizard ticket booth
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
dead lascivious idiot jap
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Jet-lagged bronze lay
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
carmine orchestra pit sound barrier
  06/30/25
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180 garrison
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Racy spruce striped hyena
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
contagious jade messiness brunch
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Bespoke filthpig pozpig
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
carmine orchestra pit sound barrier
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
contagious jade messiness brunch
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
transparent codepig property
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
contagious jade messiness brunch
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
lime range
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
carmine orchestra pit sound barrier
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
fishy comical field sandwich
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
fragrant grizzly institution legal warrant
  06/30/25
tcr
transparent codepig property
  07/01/25
just jump
ocher ratface mad cow disease
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
carmine orchestra pit sound barrier
  06/30/25
...
Swashbuckling menage
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Red Crawly Affirmative Action Shrine
  06/30/25
wow
carmine orchestra pit sound barrier
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Maroon Razzle Bbw Trust Fund
  06/30/25
JFC man
carmine orchestra pit sound barrier
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
chest-beating burgundy state
  06/30/25
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ocher ratface mad cow disease
  06/30/25
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dead lascivious idiot jap
  06/30/25
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curious abnormal market
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Aphrodisiac Home Elastic Band
  06/30/25
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provocative mustard hall weed whacker
  06/30/25
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fishy comical field sandwich
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
fragrant grizzly institution legal warrant
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Racy spruce striped hyena
  06/30/25
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Sapphire university trump supporter
  07/01/25
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stimulating church building rigpig
  07/01/25
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tan glittery senate
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
free-loading frozen stage
  07/01/25
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Slimy Autistic Internal Respiration Location
  07/01/25
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turquoise big space
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Vigorous gold stage pisswyrm
  06/30/25
bro
carmine orchestra pit sound barrier
  06/30/25
...
fragrant grizzly institution legal warrant
  06/30/25
lol
transparent codepig property
  07/01/25
...
Impertinent flatulent heaven death wish
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Buck-toothed Cerise Knife Point
  06/30/25
jfc
carmine orchestra pit sound barrier
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
soul-stirring elite temple
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Aphrodisiac Home Elastic Band
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
provocative mustard hall weed whacker
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
transparent codepig property
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Buck-toothed Cerise Knife Point
  07/01/25
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Bespoke filthpig pozpig
  07/01/25
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provocative mustard hall weed whacker
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Slimy Autistic Internal Respiration Location
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
bright stead
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Jet-lagged bronze lay
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
carmine orchestra pit sound barrier
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
dead lascivious idiot jap
  06/30/25
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carmine orchestra pit sound barrier
  07/01/25
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mentally impaired bipolar cuckoldry theatre
  07/01/25
lol
transparent codepig property
  07/01/25
...
ocher ratface mad cow disease
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
clear school
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
self-centered talking theater stage
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
charismatic umber pit blood rage
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Dashing Mint Reading Party Foreskin
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Excitant gaped den
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
mentally impaired bipolar cuckoldry theatre
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
silver bonkers goal in life whorehouse
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
carmine orchestra pit sound barrier
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
transparent codepig property
  07/01/25
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carmine orchestra pit sound barrier
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
stimulating church building rigpig
  07/01/25
😟
laughsome brethren lodge
  07/01/25
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Slate startled bawdyhouse headpube
  07/01/25
holy shit
carmine orchestra pit sound barrier
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
mentally impaired bipolar cuckoldry theatre
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Nofapping cobalt dilemma
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Slimy Autistic Internal Respiration Location
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
motley hideous gas station coffee pot
  07/01/25
...
carmine orchestra pit sound barrier
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Slimy Autistic Internal Respiration Location
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Slimy Autistic Internal Respiration Location
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Red Crawly Affirmative Action Shrine
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
motley hideous gas station coffee pot
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
carmine orchestra pit sound barrier
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Saffron hospital cuckold
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
stimulating church building rigpig
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
bistre public bath
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
carmine orchestra pit sound barrier
  07/06/25
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Red Crawly Affirmative Action Shrine
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Big-titted degenerate cruise ship
  07/06/25
...
provocative mustard hall weed whacker
  07/06/25
lol
transparent codepig property
  07/07/25
wow
carmine orchestra pit sound barrier
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: carmine orchestra pit sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Razzmatazz gay wizard ticket booth

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Rehab

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: turquoise big space

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Shivering Insanely Creepy Library Keepsake Machete

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Vigorous gold stage pisswyrm

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: motley hideous gas station coffee pot

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: exhilarant chestnut mexican yarmulke

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: chest-beating burgundy state

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: carmine orchestra pit sound barrier

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: soul-stirring elite temple

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Misanthropic stag film psychic

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: dead lascivious idiot jap

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: carmine orchestra pit sound barrier

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: curious abnormal market

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Misunderstood parlor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: pearl native queen of the night

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: carmine orchestra pit sound barrier

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: soul-stirring elite temple

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Jet-lagged bronze lay

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: curious abnormal market

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: transparent codepig property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: dead lascivious idiot jap

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: pearl native queen of the night

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: stimulating church building rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: multi-colored double fault

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: motley hideous gas station coffee pot

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Pea-brained bateful principal's office macaca

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Concupiscible pale old irish cottage

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: dead lascivious idiot jap

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Pea-brained bateful principal's office macaca

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Razzmatazz gay wizard ticket booth

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: dead lascivious idiot jap

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Jet-lagged bronze lay

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: carmine orchestra pit sound barrier

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: 180 garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Racy spruce striped hyena

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: contagious jade messiness brunch

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Bespoke filthpig pozpig

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: carmine orchestra pit sound barrier

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: contagious jade messiness brunch

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: transparent codepig property

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: contagious jade messiness brunch

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: lime range

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: carmine orchestra pit sound barrier

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: fishy comical field sandwich

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: fragrant grizzly institution legal warrant

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: transparent codepig property

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: ocher ratface mad cow disease

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: carmine orchestra pit sound barrier

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Swashbuckling menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Red Crawly Affirmative Action Shrine

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: carmine orchestra pit sound barrier

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Maroon Razzle Bbw Trust Fund

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: carmine orchestra pit sound barrier

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: chest-beating burgundy state

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: ocher ratface mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: dead lascivious idiot jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: curious abnormal market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Home Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: provocative mustard hall weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: fishy comical field sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: fragrant grizzly institution legal warrant

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Racy spruce striped hyena

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Sapphire university trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: stimulating church building rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: tan glittery senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: free-loading frozen stage

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Slimy Autistic Internal Respiration Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: turquoise big space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Vigorous gold stage pisswyrm

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: carmine orchestra pit sound barrier

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: fragrant grizzly institution legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: transparent codepig property

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Impertinent flatulent heaven death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Cerise Knife Point

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: carmine orchestra pit sound barrier

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: soul-stirring elite temple

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Home Elastic Band

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: provocative mustard hall weed whacker

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: transparent codepig property

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Cerise Knife Point

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Bespoke filthpig pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: provocative mustard hall weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Slimy Autistic Internal Respiration Location

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: bright stead

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Jet-lagged bronze lay

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: carmine orchestra pit sound barrier

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: dead lascivious idiot jap

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: carmine orchestra pit sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: mentally impaired bipolar cuckoldry theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: transparent codepig property

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: ocher ratface mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: clear school

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: self-centered talking theater stage

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: charismatic umber pit blood rage

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Dashing Mint Reading Party Foreskin

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Excitant gaped den

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: mentally impaired bipolar cuckoldry theatre

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: silver bonkers goal in life whorehouse

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: carmine orchestra pit sound barrier

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: transparent codepig property

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: carmine orchestra pit sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: stimulating church building rigpig

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: laughsome brethren lodge

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Slate startled bawdyhouse headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: carmine orchestra pit sound barrier

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: mentally impaired bipolar cuckoldry theatre

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Nofapping cobalt dilemma

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Slimy Autistic Internal Respiration Location

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: motley hideous gas station coffee pot

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: carmine orchestra pit sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Slimy Autistic Internal Respiration Location

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Slimy Autistic Internal Respiration Location

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Red Crawly Affirmative Action Shrine

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: motley hideous gas station coffee pot

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: carmine orchestra pit sound barrier

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Saffron hospital cuckold

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: stimulating church building rigpig

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: bistre public bath

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: carmine orchestra pit sound barrier

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Red Crawly Affirmative Action Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Big-titted degenerate cruise ship

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: provocative mustard hall weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: transparent codepig property

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: carmine orchestra pit sound barrier

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49078889)