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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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fishy yarmulke hospital
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
brass adulterous parlour fat ankles
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Gold Thriller Rigpig
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Exhilarant dilemma personal credit line
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Internet-worthy appetizing boltzmann
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
talented bossy meetinghouse
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Razzle theater
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Aqua University Crotch
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
fragrant sadistic indian lodge death wish
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
fishy yarmulke hospital
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Trip ruby field
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Racy Black Volcanic Crater
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Startled razzmatazz library
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
fishy yarmulke hospital
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Demanding wagecucks fortuitous meteor
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
titillating judgmental piazza reading party
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
snowy dashing school cafeteria fanboi
  06/30/25
cr
fishy yarmulke hospital
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Trip ruby field
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
walnut stag film
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Demanding wagecucks fortuitous meteor
  06/30/25
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Aquamarine Scourge Upon The Earth Cuck
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Startled razzmatazz library
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
snowy dashing school cafeteria fanboi
  06/30/25
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maize church party of the first part
  07/01/25
*bussy
Rough-skinned lodge
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Razzle theater
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
bright diverse tanning salon
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
red half-breed house
  06/30/25
fuck
Startled razzmatazz library
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
bright diverse tanning salon
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
brass adulterous parlour fat ankles
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Startled razzmatazz library
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
walnut stag film
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
fishy yarmulke hospital
  06/30/25
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drab arousing boiling water wrinkle
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Canary sandwich patrolman
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
laughsome rusted rehab quadroon
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
razzle-dazzle chestnut legend
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
fishy yarmulke hospital
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
laughsome rusted rehab quadroon
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Aquamarine Scourge Upon The Earth Cuck
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
laughsome rusted rehab quadroon
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
orange hairraiser karate
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
fishy yarmulke hospital
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
contagious offensive forum masturbator
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Swashbuckling stage
  06/30/25
tcr
Aquamarine Scourge Upon The Earth Cuck
  07/01/25
just jump
Pearly domesticated antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
fishy yarmulke hospital
  06/30/25
...
Aromatic Saffron Office
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
awkward french chef crackhouse
  06/30/25
wow
fishy yarmulke hospital
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
adventurous silver space lettuce
  06/30/25
JFC man
fishy yarmulke hospital
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
fragrant sadistic indian lodge death wish
  06/30/25
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Pearly domesticated antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
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Startled razzmatazz library
  06/30/25
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Demanding wagecucks fortuitous meteor
  06/30/25
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Cordovan Misanthropic Deer Antler
  06/30/25
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fiercely-loyal dog poop
  06/30/25
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contagious offensive forum masturbator
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Swashbuckling stage
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Canary sandwich patrolman
  06/30/25
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cracking circlehead
  07/01/25
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maize church party of the first part
  07/01/25
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Stimulating national
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Comical theatre weed whacker
  07/01/25
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Motley zippy foreskin mental disorder
  07/01/25
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Exhilarant dilemma personal credit line
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
talented bossy meetinghouse
  06/30/25
bro
fishy yarmulke hospital
  06/30/25
...
Swashbuckling stage
  06/30/25
lol
Aquamarine Scourge Upon The Earth Cuck
  07/01/25
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frum concupiscible legal warrant
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Vigorous principal's office persian
  06/30/25
jfc
fishy yarmulke hospital
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Trip ruby field
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Cordovan Misanthropic Deer Antler
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
fiercely-loyal dog poop
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Aquamarine Scourge Upon The Earth Cuck
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Vigorous principal's office persian
  07/01/25
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razzle-dazzle chestnut legend
  07/01/25
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fiercely-loyal dog poop
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Motley zippy foreskin mental disorder
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Odious Peach Corner New Version
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
walnut stag film
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
fishy yarmulke hospital
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Startled razzmatazz library
  06/30/25
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fishy yarmulke hospital
  07/01/25
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pearl love of her life
  07/01/25
lol
Aquamarine Scourge Upon The Earth Cuck
  07/01/25
...
Pearly domesticated antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
narrow-minded brilliant shrine
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
chest-beating navy resort immigrant
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Translucent Marvelous Site
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Spectacular fantasy-prone degenerate
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Milky gas station
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
pearl love of her life
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
garnet histrionic twinkling uncleanness
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
fishy yarmulke hospital
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Aquamarine Scourge Upon The Earth Cuck
  07/01/25
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fishy yarmulke hospital
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
maize church party of the first part
  07/01/25
😟
opaque orchestra pit
  07/01/25
...
sapphire depressive
  07/01/25
holy shit
fishy yarmulke hospital
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
pearl love of her life
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Outnumbered nibblets point
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Motley zippy foreskin mental disorder
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Razzle theater
  07/01/25
...
fishy yarmulke hospital
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Motley zippy foreskin mental disorder
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Motley zippy foreskin mental disorder
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
awkward french chef crackhouse
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Razzle theater
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
fishy yarmulke hospital
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
fear-inspiring galvanic senate preventive strike
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
maize church party of the first part
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Vibrant Hall Dingle Berry
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
fishy yarmulke hospital
  07/06/25
...
awkward french chef crackhouse
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
boyish self-absorbed temple
  07/06/25
...
fiercely-loyal dog poop
  07/06/25
lol
Aquamarine Scourge Upon The Earth Cuck
  07/07/25
wow
fishy yarmulke hospital
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: fishy yarmulke hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: brass adulterous parlour fat ankles

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Gold Thriller Rigpig

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Exhilarant dilemma personal credit line

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Internet-worthy appetizing boltzmann

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: talented bossy meetinghouse

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Razzle theater

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Aqua University Crotch

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: fragrant sadistic indian lodge death wish

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: fishy yarmulke hospital

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Trip ruby field

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Racy Black Volcanic Crater

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Startled razzmatazz library

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: fishy yarmulke hospital

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Demanding wagecucks fortuitous meteor

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: titillating judgmental piazza reading party

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: snowy dashing school cafeteria fanboi

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: fishy yarmulke hospital

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Trip ruby field

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: walnut stag film

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Demanding wagecucks fortuitous meteor

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Aquamarine Scourge Upon The Earth Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Startled razzmatazz library

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: snowy dashing school cafeteria fanboi

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: maize church party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Rough-skinned lodge

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Razzle theater

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: bright diverse tanning salon

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: red half-breed house

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Startled razzmatazz library

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: bright diverse tanning salon

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: brass adulterous parlour fat ankles

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Startled razzmatazz library

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: walnut stag film

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: fishy yarmulke hospital

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: drab arousing boiling water wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Canary sandwich patrolman

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: laughsome rusted rehab quadroon

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle chestnut legend

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: fishy yarmulke hospital

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: laughsome rusted rehab quadroon

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Aquamarine Scourge Upon The Earth Cuck

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: laughsome rusted rehab quadroon

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: orange hairraiser karate

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: fishy yarmulke hospital

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: contagious offensive forum masturbator

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Swashbuckling stage

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Aquamarine Scourge Upon The Earth Cuck

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Pearly domesticated antidepressant drug

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: fishy yarmulke hospital

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Aromatic Saffron Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: awkward french chef crackhouse

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: fishy yarmulke hospital

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: adventurous silver space lettuce

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: fishy yarmulke hospital

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: fragrant sadistic indian lodge death wish

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Pearly domesticated antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Startled razzmatazz library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Demanding wagecucks fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Cordovan Misanthropic Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: contagious offensive forum masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Swashbuckling stage

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Canary sandwich patrolman

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: cracking circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: maize church party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Stimulating national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Comical theatre weed whacker

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Motley zippy foreskin mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Exhilarant dilemma personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: talented bossy meetinghouse

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: fishy yarmulke hospital

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Swashbuckling stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Aquamarine Scourge Upon The Earth Cuck

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: frum concupiscible legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Vigorous principal's office persian

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: fishy yarmulke hospital

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Trip ruby field

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Cordovan Misanthropic Deer Antler

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal dog poop

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Aquamarine Scourge Upon The Earth Cuck

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Vigorous principal's office persian

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle chestnut legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Motley zippy foreskin mental disorder

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Odious Peach Corner New Version

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: walnut stag film

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: fishy yarmulke hospital

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Startled razzmatazz library

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: fishy yarmulke hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: pearl love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Aquamarine Scourge Upon The Earth Cuck

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Pearly domesticated antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: narrow-minded brilliant shrine

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: chest-beating navy resort immigrant

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Translucent Marvelous Site

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Spectacular fantasy-prone degenerate

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Milky gas station

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: pearl love of her life

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: garnet histrionic twinkling uncleanness

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: fishy yarmulke hospital

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Aquamarine Scourge Upon The Earth Cuck

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: fishy yarmulke hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: maize church party of the first part

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: opaque orchestra pit

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: sapphire depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: fishy yarmulke hospital

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: pearl love of her life

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Outnumbered nibblets point

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Motley zippy foreskin mental disorder

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Razzle theater

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: fishy yarmulke hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Motley zippy foreskin mental disorder

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Motley zippy foreskin mental disorder

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: awkward french chef crackhouse

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Razzle theater

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: fishy yarmulke hospital

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: fear-inspiring galvanic senate preventive strike

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: maize church party of the first part

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Vibrant Hall Dingle Berry

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: fishy yarmulke hospital

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: awkward french chef crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: boyish self-absorbed temple

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Aquamarine Scourge Upon The Earth Cuck

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: fishy yarmulke hospital

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49078889)