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Date: April 15th, 2026 3:14 PM Author: Lascivious yarmulke
i think its cause i have no job and nothing else to do and since im in asia and markets are open all night here its just a nice hobby
my big mistake was putting more and more in, i had a mental limit to only put 3k in but i dont know why i just tell myself oh i can maek it back just put 1k more etc etc
im furking retarded i dont even care abt the SOXS ill maek that back but the puts jfc they really cld go to zero and 25k is lolzy
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Date: April 15th, 2026 3:18 PM Author: rebellious point puppy
I think you become emotionally attached to your idea. Like why semiconductors? Why are you convinced it must come down substantially? I've never heard you articulate your reasoning or industry knowledge.
I admittedly have no ability to think past tech stonks good. I don't really know anything. But I follow the momentum and optimism of the entire country. I have no idea how you come up with your "ideas" but they seem to be totally random and irrational.
Just do what everyone else is doing. Buy low, sell high. Don't overthink it. I am not an investment genius I just read the tea leaves. In order to do a serious put on SOXS I would require an epic amount of industry knowledge and specific reasons. I have no idea where your emotional attachment to your hairbrained ideas comes from. It's not rooted in any tangible reality.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2Reputation#49819761) |
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Date: April 15th, 2026 3:21 PM Author: Lascivious yarmulke
i have no thesis abt chips, ive been following SOXL for a while so i just thought it wld crash bigly. tbf i had made a whole 2.8k in PROFIT from options before this shit this year.
nigga ai was doing this during one of the gravest crisis in world politics in 50 years, no one wld think the jews were so powerful they cld literally upturn the US stock market and send it to ATH, it maeks zero sense. no expert wld agree with this shit being normal.
i actually was 100% accurate putting more money cause the commmon sense outcome is at least a 20% drop on SOXL then my puts print
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2Reputation#49819768)
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Date: April 15th, 2026 3:43 PM Author: Lascivious yarmulke
this is retarded monday morning QB, i literally shorting during the biggest furking geopolitical oil crisis since the 70s
and i never sold my equities at the bottom, i sold some QQQ ealier this year near ATH and last couple days ive sold more near ATH
u furks are pretending this is all predictable, i took a reasonable bet during a huge crisis and the jews won
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Date: April 15th, 2026 4:02 PM Author: Fantasy-prone Cyan Resort Affirmative Action
the quickness doesnt matter if you're predicting a huge crash. if the market took 30 days to recover your shorts would be just as worthless.
the problem is that you know the market is overvalued but are too greedy to just take your money out and wait for it to crash because you keep seeing it grow. but you also won't just slide and let do with your money in the market. so now you're doing the worst possible thing: repeatedly getting out and underperforming over time.
unless you wind up accurately timing the eventually crash, you will still wind up worse off than if you just kept it in. and you almost surely will miss it because a crash requires most of the market to miss it.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2Reputation#49819886) |
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Date: April 15th, 2026 4:07 PM Author: Lascivious yarmulke
nigga, i timed it right my SOXS was up 30k, my prob was i didnt sell it. if i had done that then sold QQQ etc today i wld be closer to 1.5m
it was stupid mistake but no one cld predict this rally, its completley insane
and now anyway i have $844,907in non equities PAAA GSY SGOV, im maeking $40,350 a year in dividends more than my annual spend
so furk it nigga
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Date: April 15th, 2026 3:09 PM Author: Lascivious yarmulke
Specifically, I had SOXL puts before this started and was up 1.8k I recall it was a Fri but I was greedy and though "oh i can maek even moar casue Hormuz!"
That was like 10 days ago and SOXL went up 90% since then, today is first down day but now its only down 2% it prob will close up
Back then I had only 10k into puts, now I have 25k and its worth like 2k
I had a second exit where I got up to like 7.5k and had like 11k invested but I didnt want to take losses
The other issue is SOXL has completely gone insane even compared to QQQ, the ratio is like 10 to 1 instead of 4 or 5 to 1. I still had all my QQQ SPY etc so I was maeking money off that but holding 100k and later 150k total of SOXS just killed my gains
Now I have sold more of my QQQ SPY I only have like 300k in market and 100k in SOXS (with a 50k loss) so I just need SOXX to drop 15% and I will be abt even and back above 1.4m
I dont know how I will fix my puts though I've rolled them out to 1 May, I wld need like a 20% decline in SOXL to even maek half back I dont want to put any more money in though im tempted to sell some of my SOXS and put into puts moar
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Date: April 15th, 2026 3:30 PM Author: motley sapphire travel guidebook
Market goes up 70-80% of time since 2008. Hard to time anything if trying -- even harder to time a short.
Basically since 2008 they came so close to getting fucked, they are doing everything they can to not let it happen again. They can't let the Ponzi fail because of faggot boomer pensions and insurance investments, annuities, etc. They know if it ever goes, its all fucking fucked (which needs to happen of course).
The shorts will catch at least a partial nut in due course likely when the whiff of the one thing that they try so hard to control gets some escape velocity: 10yr yield. When that shit (or the perception by overall market that it will) creep above 5% and they can't control it, it's all fucked and the Ponzi will collapse.
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Date: April 16th, 2026 10:10 AM Author: Metal Up Your Ass
Tommy, not flame, since you love drinking beer and chasing your losses on stonks, why don't you go hang at some tranny bars and watch baseball and make a bunch of sports bets all day instead. It'll scratch your itch, give you something to do, and combine all your true passions.
Leave your real money in the market long term like everyone is telling you.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857335&forum_id=2Reputation#49821225) |
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