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Fucking Azn HR Cunt Stole My Jalapeno Bagel

My paralegal specifically gets me a jalapeno bagel every Fri...
Crystalline Stage Turdskin
  07/03/15
you got pa pa pa poaned
domesticated ocher prole
  07/03/15
God dammit.
Crystalline Stage Turdskin
  07/03/15
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irradiated drab stain macaca
  07/03/15
you know what? it doesn't matter.
Chest-beating carnelian business firm
  07/03/15
FUCK YOU
Crystalline Stage Turdskin
  07/03/15
lol'd irl at this
Electric Brass Rehab Foreskin
  01/29/16
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gay brethren cruise ship
  11/09/18
lol what are u gonna do about it? complain to HR?
Vivacious ruby philosopher-king
  07/03/15
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khaki house-broken old irish cottage knife
  07/09/15
180 lulz
Doobsian institution half-breed
  09/01/15
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very tactful boltzmann
  09/03/15
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fragrant alcoholic public bath digit ratio
  01/29/16
chillimattta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHHZBmF8mk4
Vivacious ruby philosopher-king
  07/03/15
Next time, tell your paralegaless to put EXTRA SPICY CHILIS ...
Twisted market community account
  07/03/15
I like this idea.
Crystalline Stage Turdskin
  07/03/15
killself you beta faggot
Flesh stimulating tattoo
  07/03/15
Rude
Crystalline Stage Turdskin
  07/03/15
Photo of the event: http://realestatecrm.biz/wp-content/uplo...
Odious locale toaster
  07/03/15
this thread is fucking worthless without ethnicity
Pearl Kitty Cat House
  07/03/15
She's Korean. I just complained to my boss. He offered to go...
Crystalline Stage Turdskin
  07/03/15
shocking that she wasn't CHINK.
Pearl Kitty Cat House
  07/03/15
My paralegal told me a story about her at one of the firm Xm...
Crystalline Stage Turdskin
  07/03/15
you know what, that doesn't matter either
spruce excitant messiness
  07/03/15
(Azn HR cunt)
Crystalline Stage Turdskin
  07/03/15
jfc what a bitch at this TTT consulting place I worked t...
garnet supple parlor mother
  07/03/15
lol
Crystalline Stage Turdskin
  07/03/15
all HR is SHIT OUT MY ASS
beady-eyed crotch indian lodge
  07/03/15
Take her food out of the fridge next time.
appetizing blue halford
  07/03/15
Update: I ate an everything bagel. While I'm eating it my bo...
Crystalline Stage Turdskin
  07/03/15
I'm confused. Jalapneo cheese was NOT too spicy?
umber hyperventilating pisswyrm
  07/03/15
Apparently not.
Crystalline Stage Turdskin
  07/03/15
doesn't matter.
Chest-beating carnelian business firm
  07/03/15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7JsLtcEAF4
Twisted market community account
  07/03/15
180
Crystalline Stage Turdskin
  07/03/15
Update: the HR girl forwarded the email chain to the Office ...
Crystalline Stage Turdskin
  07/09/15
All this because of a bagel? You have issues.
At-the-ready background story point
  07/09/15
A jalapeno cheese bagel, faggot, not a normal bagel.
Crystalline Stage Turdskin
  07/09/15
it's not even really about the bagel. It's just flat out ru...
vigorous organic girlfriend chad
  07/09/15
no way this works. if she is Korean then she will cry as soo...
razzle depressive
  07/09/15
It isn't about the bagel. The bagel started it. This is what...
Crystalline Stage Turdskin
  07/09/15
credited, but keep in mind, korean women are crazy.
Pearl Kitty Cat House
  07/09/15
i just remembered why I retired.
primrose beta patrolman
  07/09/15
let it go bro dont make a big deal out of it. just tell h...
Fear-inspiring principal's office
  07/09/15
Shit, I forgot I did a follow up thread. I should have bumpe...
Crystalline Stage Turdskin
  07/09/15
We had a guest speaker at our Friday morning meeting today a...
Crystalline Stage Turdskin
  07/10/15
Azn HR cunt is foolishly waging a war against me and my para...
Glassy lettuce
  08/27/15
This is hilarious. So at an office meeting/breakfast, from ...
tan pocket flask center
  08/27/15
You don't understand. The admin team are passive-aggressive ...
Crystalline Stage Turdskin
  08/27/15
This is insane. Tell us more about office manager pls.
Cruel-hearted Vermilion Ticket Booth Friendly Grandma
  08/30/15
Which did he eat- the bag or the bagel?
Lilac Swashbuckling Hunting Ground
  09/01/15
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Pea-brained multi-colored gay wizard mood
  09/03/15
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Elite faggotry school
  09/01/15
Bros, the new fat paralegal stole my bagel this morning. I h...
Crystalline Stage Turdskin
  01/29/16
This is actually more of a 488/490.5, but I stand with you b...
Bistre Arousing French Chef
  01/29/16
She entered the building with the intent to deprive me of my...
Crystalline Stage Turdskin
  01/29/16
This is really elaborate flame, or you are 100% beta as fuck...
Electric Brass Rehab Foreskin
  01/29/16
(Guy who has never had a jalapeno cheese bagel)
Crystalline Stage Turdskin
  01/29/16
You're a lawyer, right?
Electric Brass Rehab Foreskin
  01/29/16
Maybe. Why do you ask?
Crystalline Stage Turdskin
  01/29/16
New associate in my office asked me whether my email was ser...
Crystalline Stage Turdskin
  01/29/16
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  08/20/16
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  08/20/16
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  08/20/16
ITS YOU!
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  08/20/16
I'm chandler
Hairraiser Maize Meetinghouse
  08/20/16
I know, faggot.
Crystalline Stage Turdskin
  08/20/16
So how did this whole fiasco conclude? Did u bash that cunt'...
vengeful field becky
  08/20/16
Long story, bro.
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  08/20/16
I would have done some Tonya Harding/Nancy Kerrigan type shi...
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: Crystalline Stage Turdskin

My paralegal specifically gets me a jalapeno bagel every Friday for our meeting. They were out of the regular jalapeno bagels so my paralegal got me a cheese jalapeno one which has melted cheddar on top. It is fucking delicious. Then I see the azn HR cunt (the one who instituted this new internet policy at our firm, the same one who takes photos of her cappuccinos) eating it.

I ask her if she's eating my bagel and she ignores me. So then I flat out accuse her of stealing it and she goes, "You know what? It doesn't matter."

As I was typing the last paragraph she comes into my office and offers me some candy or something. I say, "Is this your way of apologizing for stealing my bagel?"

She goes, "No, I'm not apologzing. I got there first. Now I'm not offering you the candy anymore."

What a fucking cunt. Fuming right now bros. And I'm hungry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251303)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: domesticated ocher prole

you got pa pa pa poaned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251312)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Crystalline Stage Turdskin

God dammit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251316)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: irradiated drab stain macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251317)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Chest-beating carnelian business firm

you know what? it doesn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251315)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: Crystalline Stage Turdskin

FUCK YOU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251319)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:57 PM
Author: Electric Brass Rehab Foreskin

lol'd irl at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#29707128)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:23 PM
Author: gay brethren cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#37198069)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: Vivacious ruby philosopher-king

lol what are u gonna do about it? complain to HR?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251318)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:13 PM
Author: khaki house-broken old irish cottage knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28294769)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:14 PM
Author: Doobsian institution half-breed

180 lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28668866)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 10:46 PM
Author: very tactful boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28685025)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: fragrant alcoholic public bath digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#29708257)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: Vivacious ruby philosopher-king

chillimattta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHHZBmF8mk4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251327)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:33 AM
Author: Twisted market community account

Next time, tell your paralegaless to put EXTRA SPICY CHILIS on the jalapeno bagel so when HR feminazi comes to liquidate it, she gets PWND with dat spicy revenge!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251339)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:39 AM
Author: Crystalline Stage Turdskin

I like this idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251366)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:41 AM
Author: Flesh stimulating tattoo

killself you beta faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251377)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:42 AM
Author: Crystalline Stage Turdskin

Rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251380)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:51 AM
Author: Odious locale toaster

Photo of the event: http://realestatecrm.biz/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/office-space-milton-cake.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251429)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:51 AM
Author: Pearl Kitty Cat House

this thread is fucking worthless without ethnicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251432)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:53 AM
Author: Crystalline Stage Turdskin

She's Korean. I just complained to my boss. He offered to go get me a new bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251452)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: Pearl Kitty Cat House

shocking that she wasn't CHINK.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251485)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:05 PM
Author: Crystalline Stage Turdskin

My paralegal told me a story about her at one of the firm Xmas parties. The azn HR girl wanted my paralegal's white elephant gift and traded with my paralegal for the azn girl's bottle of wine.

It was a decent bottle of wine. The azn HR girl took one of the cheap bottles of wine that were placed on all the tables, replaced the good bottle of wine with it, and gave the shit wine to my paralegal who didn't notice until after she got home. When my paralegal confonted her about it the girl defended herself by saying my paralegal was drunk and should have noticed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251515)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:13 PM
Author: spruce excitant messiness

you know what, that doesn't matter either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251549)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: Crystalline Stage Turdskin

(Azn HR cunt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251592)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: garnet supple parlor mother

jfc what a bitch

at this TTT consulting place I worked there was an ex-military wigger w a bunch of kids who would put a $10 gift card in a big box and wrap it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251670)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:34 PM
Author: Crystalline Stage Turdskin

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251672)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:53 AM
Author: beady-eyed crotch indian lodge

all HR is SHIT OUT MY ASS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251444)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: appetizing blue halford

Take her food out of the fridge next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251612)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:27 PM
Author: Crystalline Stage Turdskin

Update: I ate an everything bagel. While I'm eating it my boss and paralegal walk into the breakroom. My paralegal says, "Not the same, is it?"

It is not the same, bros. Not the same at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251625)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: umber hyperventilating pisswyrm

I'm confused. Jalapneo cheese was NOT too spicy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251633)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: Crystalline Stage Turdskin

Apparently not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251639)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Chest-beating carnelian business firm

doesn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251646)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:40 PM
Author: Twisted market community account

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7JsLtcEAF4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251715)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Crystalline Stage Turdskin

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251719)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: Crystalline Stage Turdskin

Update: the HR girl forwarded the email chain to the Office Manager who is her direct supervisor. He sent me a shitty ass email "Let's get some things straight . . ." and then he tells me (a) that she was not tasked with sending in my certification and that she is only tasked with doing things that he himself approves and (b) I should know better as an attorney that there is a "certain level of respect" I need to show colleagues and to come to him if I have a problem.

I replied to this motherfucker saying that MY boss (who is also his boss) tasked her with it and if he has a problem to take it up with him (cc'd boss).

Then I basically told him that she's a disrespectful little cunt and I'm not going to put up with that shit from her or anyone else.

So there is now a meeting schedule tomorrow where my boss is going to mediate the dispute between me and this fucking cuntrag. I'm going to tear her head off tomorrow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28294685)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:09 PM
Author: At-the-ready background story point

All this because of a bagel? You have issues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28294730)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: Crystalline Stage Turdskin

A jalapeno cheese bagel, faggot, not a normal bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28294935)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:42 PM
Author: vigorous organic girlfriend chad

it's not even really about the bagel. It's just flat out rude to steal someone's food. Hope that bitch gets GOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28294975)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: razzle depressive

no way this works. if she is Korean then she will cry as soon as she gets GOT. Then OP looks like a aspie complaining about a 99 cent bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28294997)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: Crystalline Stage Turdskin

It isn't about the bagel. The bagel started it. This is what blew it up:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930004&mc=14&forum_id=2

Edit: and jalapeno cheese bagels are AT LEAST 25 cents more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28295105)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:10 PM
Author: Pearl Kitty Cat House

credited, but keep in mind, korean women are crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28294742)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:11 PM
Author: primrose beta patrolman

i just remembered why I retired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28294748)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:11 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring principal's office

let it go bro

dont make a big deal out of it. just tell her you want her to respect your boundaries and move on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28294752)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:40 PM
Author: Crystalline Stage Turdskin

Shit, I forgot I did a follow up thread. I should have bumped that one. This isn't about the bagel. My boss accidentally forwarded her an email in which I referred to her having a "shitty fucking attitude". That's what this is about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28294953)



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Date: July 10th, 2015 2:27 PM
Author: Crystalline Stage Turdskin

We had a guest speaker at our Friday morning meeting today and this dude brought bagels with him. He brought *one* cheddar cheese bagel (no jalapenos). Guess who fucking ate it? I kept my mouth shut today though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28300011)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 2:45 AM
Author: Glassy lettuce

Azn HR cunt is foolishly waging a war against me and my paralegal

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974074&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28634838)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 3:29 AM
Author: tan pocket flask center

This is hilarious. So at an office meeting/breakfast, from a breakfast spread of many bagels, someone who arrived before you did happened to take THE bagel that you wanted, that was included on the platter and not set aside for you? And instead of just getting another bagel you throw a fit? This sounds like classic Jim/Dwight dynamic. You're Dwight.

Why doesn't your paralegal get more than one of your flavor of bagel OR set aside your bagel so that it is not on display for general consumption?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28634943)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: Crystalline Stage Turdskin

You don't understand. The admin team are passive-aggressive aspies. After this incident, my paralegal would put my bagel in a special bag and write my name on it. The office manager ate it. I knew that was his way of defending the cunt. He wanted me to react, but I didn't. Instead I filed him under "Enemy".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28634958)



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Date: August 30th, 2015 1:26 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Vermilion Ticket Booth Friendly Grandma

This is insane. Tell us more about office manager pls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28652958)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: Lilac Swashbuckling Hunting Ground

Which did he eat- the bag or the bagel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28668887)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 10:48 PM
Author: Pea-brained multi-colored gay wizard mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28685041)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: Elite faggotry school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28668854)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:48 PM
Author: Crystalline Stage Turdskin

Bros, the new fat paralegal stole my bagel this morning. I had to send an email to everyone.

"[My paralegal] buys two jalapeno cheese bagels every week: one for me and one for [azn hr cunt]. If you want a jalapeno cheese bagel, please let [paralegal] know and she will *special* order one for you so you don't have to *steal* mine (please see California Penal Code section 459). Now my entire Friday is *ruined* thanks to you."

Fucking bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#29707072)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:57 PM
Author: Bistre Arousing French Chef

This is actually more of a 488/490.5, but I stand with you brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#29707126)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:02 PM
Author: Crystalline Stage Turdskin

She entered the building with the intent to deprive me of my bagel. How dare you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#29707168)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:08 PM
Author: Electric Brass Rehab Foreskin

This is really elaborate flame, or you are 100% beta as fuck, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#29707232)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: Crystalline Stage Turdskin

(Guy who has never had a jalapeno cheese bagel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#29707313)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:21 PM
Author: Electric Brass Rehab Foreskin

You're a lawyer, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#29707316)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: Crystalline Stage Turdskin

Maybe. Why do you ask?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#29708245)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: Crystalline Stage Turdskin

New associate in my office asked me whether my email was serious or not. My boss looked at him and with a straight face says, "People have been killed over that bagel. [Chilmata] is Sicilian." Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#29708261)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 1:28 AM
Author: Motley indirect expression nursing home

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#29711669)



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Date: May 14th, 2016 1:37 AM
Author: Hairraiser Maize Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#30475619)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 11:52 AM
Author: Hairraiser Maize Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#31228820)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: Crystalline Stage Turdskin

I see. Kihote's been making the azn hr cunt threads under this moniker. Now I get it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#31228848)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: Hairraiser Maize Meetinghouse

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#31228850)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: Crystalline Stage Turdskin

ITS YOU!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#31228857)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: Hairraiser Maize Meetinghouse

I'm chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#31228863)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: Crystalline Stage Turdskin

I know, faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#31228864)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:17 PM
Author: vengeful field becky

So how did this whole fiasco conclude? Did u bash that cunt's face in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#31228926)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: Crystalline Stage Turdskin

Long story, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#31228934)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: vengeful field becky

I would have done some Tonya Harding/Nancy Kerrigan type shit and hired a hitman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#31228950)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:31 PM
Author: Mahogany Pit

He now buys her a bagel every Friday and has to sit and watch her eat it. Total victory by HR GURL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#31229014)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 1:06 PM
Author: Navy partner forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#31229212)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 5:54 PM
Author: Hairraiser Maize Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#32450132)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 6:16 PM
Author: Crystalline Stage Turdskin

I remember this like it was yesterday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#32450283)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 1:10 AM
Author: Hairraiser Maize Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#33607049)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: territorial concupiscible base circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#37198003)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:17 PM
Author: Hairraiser Maize Meetinghouse

One of the most famous posts in history and only 70 some replies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#37198022)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 10:03 PM
Author: Hairraiser Maize Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#39426494)



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Date: March 19th, 2021 5:32 PM
Author: territorial concupiscible base circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#42133131)



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Date: December 8th, 2021 10:50 PM
Author: Topaz soul-stirring factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#43581383)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: ( * ) ( * )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#49800158)