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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

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a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
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dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
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white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
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"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
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His moniker?
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
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But she was old enough in dog years!
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So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
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I thought this was America
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it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Provocative milky home factory reset button

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: burgundy bat shit crazy bawdyhouse athletic conference

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: burgundy bat shit crazy bawdyhouse athletic conference

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: burgundy bat shit crazy bawdyhouse athletic conference

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: burgundy bat shit crazy bawdyhouse athletic conference

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: burgundy bat shit crazy bawdyhouse athletic conference

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: burgundy bat shit crazy bawdyhouse athletic conference

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: burgundy bat shit crazy bawdyhouse athletic conference

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: burgundy bat shit crazy bawdyhouse athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49929657)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: burgundy bat shit crazy bawdyhouse athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49953839)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: burgundy bat shit crazy bawdyhouse athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: burgundy bat shit crazy bawdyhouse athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: burgundy bat shit crazy bawdyhouse athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: burgundy bat shit crazy bawdyhouse athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: burgundy bat shit crazy bawdyhouse athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: burgundy bat shit crazy bawdyhouse athletic conference



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: burgundy bat shit crazy bawdyhouse athletic conference



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Provocative milky home factory reset button

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Provocative milky home factory reset button

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Trip associate

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Provocative milky home factory reset button

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Provocative milky home factory reset button

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Indigo effete field halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: laughsome clear den

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Provocative milky home factory reset button

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: emerald pocket flask pisswyrm



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Cracking incel tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle casino dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Exciting fuchsia stag film mood

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Disturbing fantasy-prone codepig

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: emerald pocket flask pisswyrm

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: mentally impaired plum travel guidebook public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: emerald pocket flask pisswyrm

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Indigo effete field halford

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: emerald pocket flask pisswyrm

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Balding Parlor

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Provocative milky home factory reset button

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: razzmatazz circlehead skinny woman

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: stimulating love of her life friendly grandma

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Cracking incel tanning salon

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Provocative milky home factory reset button

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Exciting fuchsia stag film mood

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Charismatic Anal Double Fault Rehab

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Provocative milky home factory reset button

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Cracking incel tanning salon

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Disturbing fantasy-prone codepig

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Trip associate

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: Provocative milky home factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Boyish kitty

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Provocative milky home factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Provocative milky home factory reset button

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: bearded locus kitty cat

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Indigo effete field halford

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Contagious Queen Of The Night Native

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Lascivious pale stage potus

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Arousing talking giraffe

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: Lascivious pale stage potus

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Arousing talking giraffe

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: know-it-all abode tank

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Lascivious pale stage potus

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: supple sepia turdskin

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Provocative milky home factory reset button

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Trip associate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Boyish kitty

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Histrionic translucent indirect expression fanboi

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Provocative milky home factory reset button

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Histrionic translucent indirect expression fanboi

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: Provocative milky home factory reset button

Link?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Histrionic translucent indirect expression fanboi

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Adventurous grizzly meetinghouse mad-dog skullcap

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Provocative milky home factory reset button

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Provocative milky home factory reset button

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Provocative milky home factory reset button

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49898727)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Provocative milky home factory reset button

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: exhilarant goyim

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Provocative milky home factory reset button

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Histrionic translucent indirect expression fanboi

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: underhanded house

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: adulterous harsh set

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Provocative milky home factory reset button

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: Exciting fuchsia stag film mood

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Indigo effete field halford

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Orange masturbator pit

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899877)