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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
Kink-friendly mentally impaired piazza
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
Mustard resort
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
Mustard resort
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
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white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
Mustard resort
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
Mustard resort
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
Mustard resort
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tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
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  06/10/26
the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
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  06/10/26
Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
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  06/26/26
yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
Kink-friendly mentally impaired piazza
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
Kink-friendly mentally impaired piazza
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
Concupiscible cordovan private investor
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
Kink-friendly mentally impaired piazza
  05/22/26
Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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beady-eyed mint locale
  05/22/26
His moniker?
Clear vigorous people who are hurt step-uncle's house
  05/22/26
Colt
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Disco Fries
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
frum native
  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
Drunken Titillating Indian Lodge Athletic Conference
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But she was old enough in dog years!
Drunken Titillating Indian Lodge Athletic Conference
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
beady-eyed mint locale
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
Drunken Titillating Indian Lodge Athletic Conference
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it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
Twinkling Abusive Windowlicker Principal's Office
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(Guy who thinks about these things)
Kink-friendly mentally impaired piazza
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Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
Fighting out-of-control roommate
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
Razzle-dazzle Theater
  05/22/26
SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
filthy chocolate stag film striped hyena
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
Kink-friendly mentally impaired piazza
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
light international law enforcement agency lodge
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what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
excitant blue set regret
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It’s in the second best neighborhood.
Kink-friendly mentally impaired piazza
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
filthy chocolate stag film striped hyena
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
frum native
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
Concupiscible cordovan private investor
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Kink-friendly mentally impaired piazza
  05/22/26
Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
Sadistic mental disorder
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Kink-friendly mentally impaired piazza
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
Kink-friendly mentally impaired piazza
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
massive personal credit line
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
beady-eyed mint locale
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mods
lilac cuck
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
greedy chest-beating stage dog poop
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
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Amazing 🐶
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
Kink-friendly mentally impaired piazza
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lol
Concupiscible cordovan private investor
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
Sadistic mental disorder
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
bateful french chef toaster
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
Kink-friendly mentally impaired piazza
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
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Link?
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
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They have a pretty sick IG
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
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Killself seems appropriate
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
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Shipley was asking for it.
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AI
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Kink-friendly mentally impaired piazza

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Mustard resort

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Mustard resort

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Mustard resort

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Mustard resort

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Mustard resort

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Mustard resort

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Mustard resort

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: Mustard resort

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Mustard resort

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: nyuug

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#50048557)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: Mustard resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: Mustard resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49972832)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Mustard resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Mustard resort



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Mustard resort



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: Mustard resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49954304)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Mustard resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Mustard resort



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Mustard resort



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Mustard resort



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Mustard resort



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Mustard resort



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Mustard resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Kink-friendly mentally impaired piazza

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Kink-friendly mentally impaired piazza

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Concupiscible cordovan private investor

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Kink-friendly mentally impaired piazza

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Kink-friendly mentally impaired piazza

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: beady-eyed mint locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Clear vigorous people who are hurt step-uncle's house

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Kink-friendly mentally impaired piazza

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Drunken Titillating Indian Lodge Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Exhilarant volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: filthy chocolate stag film striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Copper home idiot



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: light international law enforcement agency lodge

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: frum native

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Drunken Titillating Indian Lodge Athletic Conference

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Bearded spectacular lay



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Drunken Titillating Indian Lodge Athletic Conference

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: beady-eyed mint locale

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Drunken Titillating Indian Lodge Athletic Conference

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Twinkling Abusive Windowlicker Principal's Office

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Kink-friendly mentally impaired piazza

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Fighting out-of-control roommate

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Theater

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: filthy chocolate stag film striped hyena

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Kink-friendly mentally impaired piazza

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: light international law enforcement agency lodge

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: excitant blue set regret

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Kink-friendly mentally impaired piazza

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: filthy chocolate stag film striped hyena

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: frum native

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Concupiscible cordovan private investor

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: Kink-friendly mentally impaired piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Sadistic mental disorder

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Kink-friendly mentally impaired piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Kink-friendly mentally impaired piazza

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: massive personal credit line

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: beady-eyed mint locale

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: lilac cuck

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: greedy chest-beating stage dog poop

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: bipolar razzmatazz property

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: greedy chest-beating stage dog poop

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: bipolar razzmatazz property

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: crimson theater stage gaming laptop

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: greedy chest-beating stage dog poop

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Abnormal fuchsia bawdyhouse degenerate

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Kink-friendly mentally impaired piazza

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Concupiscible cordovan private investor

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Sadistic mental disorder

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: bateful french chef toaster

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Kink-friendly mentally impaired piazza

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: bateful french chef toaster

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: Kink-friendly mentally impaired piazza

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: bateful french chef toaster

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Shimmering halford nursing home

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Kink-friendly mentally impaired piazza

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Kink-friendly mentally impaired piazza

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Kink-friendly mentally impaired piazza

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49898727)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Kink-friendly mentally impaired piazza

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: self-centered space

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Kink-friendly mentally impaired piazza

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: bateful french chef toaster

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: painfully honest bat-shit-crazy corner

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: bonkers aqua faggot firefighter liquid oxygen

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Insecure national clown

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Kink-friendly mentally impaired piazza

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: light international law enforcement agency lodge

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: beady-eyed mint locale

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: gold ladyboy keepsake machete

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899877)