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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
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superior anglo culture
splenetic rehab dingle berry
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a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
splenetic rehab dingle berry
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
splenetic rehab dingle berry
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white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
splenetic rehab dingle berry
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
splenetic rehab dingle berry
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
splenetic rehab dingle berry
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tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
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the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
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Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
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yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
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"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
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  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
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Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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His moniker?
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Colt
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
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Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
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But she was old enough in dog years!
sadistic heady reading party
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
rusted swashbuckling lay
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
sadistic heady reading party
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it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
umber puppy
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(Guy who thinks about these things)
cracking emerald tanning salon gaping
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Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
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man's BEST friend
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SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
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Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
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all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
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what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
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It’s in the second best neighborhood.
cracking emerald tanning salon gaping
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
hyperventilating garnet sandwich
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Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
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Amazing 🐶
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
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lol
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
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Link?
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
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They have a pretty sick IG
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
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Killself seems appropriate
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
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Shipley was asking for it.
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
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He screwed the pooch
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: cracking emerald tanning salon gaping

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: splenetic rehab dingle berry

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: splenetic rehab dingle berry

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: splenetic rehab dingle berry

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: splenetic rehab dingle berry

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: splenetic rehab dingle berry

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: splenetic rehab dingle berry

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: splenetic rehab dingle berry

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: splenetic rehab dingle berry

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: splenetic rehab dingle berry

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: nyuug

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#50048557)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#50050290)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#50050522)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#50059489)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:05 AM
Author: nyuug



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: splenetic rehab dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: splenetic rehab dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49972832)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: splenetic rehab dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: splenetic rehab dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: splenetic rehab dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: splenetic rehab dingle berry



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: splenetic rehab dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: splenetic rehab dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: splenetic rehab dingle berry



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: splenetic rehab dingle berry



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: splenetic rehab dingle berry



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: splenetic rehab dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: splenetic rehab dingle berry



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: cracking emerald tanning salon gaping

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: cracking emerald tanning salon gaping

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Passionate Canary Indian Lodge

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: cracking emerald tanning salon gaping

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: cracking emerald tanning salon gaping

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: rusted swashbuckling lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: french base idiot

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: cracking emerald tanning salon gaping

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: sadistic heady reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Confused Jap



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: hyperventilating garnet sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Excitant sanctuary gunner



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: sable whorehouse

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Mustard newt son of senegal

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: sadistic heady reading party

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: odious stage rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: sadistic heady reading party

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: rusted swashbuckling lay

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: sadistic heady reading party

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: umber puppy

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: cracking emerald tanning salon gaping

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Cordovan property

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Lascivious impertinent library

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: hyperventilating garnet sandwich

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: cracking emerald tanning salon gaping

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: sable whorehouse

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: hairraiser pervert ceo

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: cracking emerald tanning salon gaping

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: hyperventilating garnet sandwich

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Mustard newt son of senegal

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Passionate Canary Indian Lodge

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: cracking emerald tanning salon gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: diverse fanboi

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: cracking emerald tanning salon gaping



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: cracking emerald tanning salon gaping

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Adulterous Locale Boistinker

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: rusted swashbuckling lay

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: cyan masturbator temple

mods

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Bearded blue gas station

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: charismatic area

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: Bearded blue gas station

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: charismatic area

Amazing 🐶

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Mint soggy pocket flask milk

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Bearded blue gas station

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: honey-headed judgmental stead

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: cracking emerald tanning salon gaping

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Passionate Canary Indian Lodge

lol

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: diverse fanboi

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: high-end principal's office

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: cracking emerald tanning salon gaping

Apparently he was banging hookers too

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: high-end principal's office

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: cracking emerald tanning salon gaping

Link?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: high-end principal's office

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: sexy at-the-ready location toilet seat

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: cracking emerald tanning salon gaping

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: cracking emerald tanning salon gaping

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: cracking emerald tanning salon gaping

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: cracking emerald tanning salon gaping

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: onyx curious den

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: cracking emerald tanning salon gaping

They have a pretty sick IG

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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: high-end principal's office

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: comical orchid hairy legs

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: house-broken range

Killself seems appropriate

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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Filthy territorial nursing home cuckold

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: cracking emerald tanning salon gaping

Shipley was asking for it.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: sable whorehouse

AI

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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: rusted swashbuckling lay

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Rambunctious Bbw Liquid Oxygen

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: MISO HORNY

He screwed the pooch

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