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ITT: The Collected Works of Ulysius Johnsmeyer

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthol...
Brindle Affirmative Action
  06/25/12
These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains...
chest-beating big hospital dragon
  01/05/14
...
Bateful thirsty lay corn cake
  08/19/16
Johnsmeyer cum ITT http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
Brindle Affirmative Action
  06/25/12
The Scholarly Revolution http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Brindle Affirmative Action
  06/25/12
Law School: "A Sweet Treat" http://www.xoxohth....
Brindle Affirmative Action
  06/25/12
WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were ...
Brindle Affirmative Action
  06/25/12
lol how did I miss this: "I am here to infuse this...
wonderful national stain
  06/25/12
...
Black Puppy
  06/25/12
Jesus
Infuriating personal credit line organic girlfriend
  06/25/12
literally rofling
walnut mad-dog skullcap
  06/26/12
LOL just LOL
Doobsian dashing school cafeteria
  08/02/12
crying
Massive Glassy Rigor
  08/29/12
...
salmon foreskin house
  02/22/13
...
charismatic doctorate bawdyhouse
  08/21/13
lost my shit
talented amber public bath main people
  03/19/14
...
Mint menage party of the first part
  06/27/14
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frum impressive ratface stead
  06/27/14
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Concupiscible Azure Old Irish Cottage Jap
  09/14/17
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Mustard federal market
  07/20/18
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Mustard federal market
  02/09/19
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Silver Insecure Dingle Berry Faggotry
  07/11/19
...
chrome crawly chapel private investor
  08/27/21
God I’m old.
Racy umber location prole
  09/16/22
The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11 http:/...
Brindle Affirmative Action
  06/25/12
cop
Black Puppy
  06/25/12
What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!" ...
Black Puppy
  06/25/12
...
wonderful national stain
  06/25/12
man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this...
hairraiser knife lettuce
  06/26/12
holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme that's one o...
crystalline potus center
  08/02/12
...
soul-stirring narrow-minded famous landscape painting
  08/21/13
GOAT POTUS xo thread right here and of course that faggot...
Swashbuckling base
  06/25/14
TITC xo career retrospective
nofapping volcanic crater nursing home
  06/25/12
BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anythin...
Black Puppy
  06/25/12
...
cyan filthpig
  10/07/14
180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house ...
Black Puppy
  06/25/12
oh god the punch poast tears in eyes
crystalline potus center
  08/02/12
first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i ...
boyish aggressive school
  08/21/13
...
Brindle Affirmative Action
  06/25/12
...
Maroon gunner library
  06/25/12
how does he do it?
Laughsome purple dilemma incel
  06/25/12
...
soul-stirring narrow-minded famous landscape painting
  06/25/12
Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice o...
light french chef
  06/25/12
Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went wit...
Brindle Affirmative Action
  06/25/12
consistently obsesses about this chubby chick http://auto...
Blue vibrant trust fund theatre
  06/25/12
...
Brindle Affirmative Action
  06/26/12
...
soul-stirring narrow-minded famous landscape painting
  06/27/12
how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" t...
Sable internet-worthy new version son of senegal
  06/27/12
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&fo...
Brindle Affirmative Action
  08/02/12
Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it? htt...
ruddy blood rage den
  06/29/12
"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?" &quo...
greedy voyeur
  08/02/12
"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys y...
Brindle Affirmative Action
  08/02/12
...
Brindle Affirmative Action
  08/02/12
another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *th...
Doobsian dashing school cafeteria
  08/02/12
didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL
crystalline potus center
  08/02/12
unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary
crystalline potus center
  08/02/12
...
Vivacious Liquid Oxygen
  08/02/12
Much love for the shout, Box.
Brindle Affirmative Action
  08/02/12
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  08/02/12
holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too LOL ...
crystalline potus center
  08/02/12
This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.
greedy voyeur
  08/02/12
LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all ...
Brindle Affirmative Action
  08/03/12
The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots,...
crystalline potus center
  08/06/12
Cr
Aphrodisiac Talking Address
  08/06/12
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crystalline potus center
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Vivacious Liquid Oxygen
  08/20/12
JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy ...
Turquoise coiffed ceo
  08/20/12
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Vivacious Liquid Oxygen
  08/20/12
Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic: Disg...
Brindle Affirmative Action
  09/14/12
it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.
charismatic doctorate bawdyhouse
  08/21/13
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crystalline potus center
  02/22/13
...
soul-stirring narrow-minded famous landscape painting
  08/21/13
i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the...
charismatic doctorate bawdyhouse
  08/21/13
there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the...
boyish aggressive school
  08/21/13
i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have go...
charismatic doctorate bawdyhouse
  08/21/13
johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good ...
Mint menage party of the first part
  07/29/14
Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears...
boyish aggressive school
  08/21/13
LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE ...
Exciting Lodge
  08/21/13
180
soul-stirring narrow-minded famous landscape painting
  09/30/13
HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U
soul-stirring narrow-minded famous landscape painting
  09/30/13
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soul-stirring narrow-minded famous landscape painting
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soul-stirring narrow-minded famous landscape painting
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comical fuchsia point
  03/19/14
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Nighttime supple telephone halford
  06/25/14
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Mint menage party of the first part
  06/27/14
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razzmatazz mahogany gaming laptop
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Haunting partner
  08/04/14
Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www...
Haunting partner
  08/04/14
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curious crackhouse
  12/08/14
Bookmarked.
Costumed dysfunction
  12/08/14
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crystalline potus center
  12/11/14
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disgusting home goal in life
  07/24/15
180 now i kinda get his shtick
Provocative flirting pozpig deer antler
  08/12/15
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Marvelous Fishy Shitlib Theater Stage
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nubile wagecucks
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Medicated Messiness
  12/01/16
What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads h...
chartreuse set cuckoldry
  12/02/16
It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 2...
misunderstood claret corner
  09/15/17
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disgusting home goal in life
  05/20/17
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crystalline potus center
  06/27/17
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disgusting home goal in life
  07/29/17
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insane fanboi
  10/01/17
...
Sable internet-worthy new version son of senegal
  01/29/18
the man is a champion.
indigo floppy really tough guy
  01/29/18
where did he go
fragrant startling international law enforcement agency
  01/29/18
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deep reading party hairy legs
  05/14/18
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Sable internet-worthy new version son of senegal
  08/16/18
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Plum locale
  01/25/19
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at-the-ready obsidian step-uncle's house
  05/26/19
wish the little guy would come back.
Translucent wild travel guidebook
  05/26/19
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dark hilarious people who are hurt
  08/08/19
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Frisky galvanic space
  02/19/20
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chrome crawly chapel private investor
  08/27/21
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maniacal fortuitous meteor queen of the night
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Vigorous quadroon tattoo
  08/27/22
OP links fixed: 180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT ...
Ape Arrogance
  06/26/26
You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last...
smart ape
  06/26/26
no problem! and JM if you see this, feel free to contribu...
Ape Arrogance
  06/26/26


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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Brindle Affirmative Action

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthology thread:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624&PHPSESSID=dd0758fb1c8a74e3eadb3635a6f848cb

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://lhkjashfsae.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967&PHPSESSID=a5254b10d5602963b7887eedd01537b7

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696&PHPSESSID=6943d31e2c192fdd78f337f4b996f309

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&mc=1&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3e97a76af0e995b3b42ccb759e0f524b

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637&PHPSESSID=a356fd22ccc62fd88cdd56bc2e2786c6

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3990e30068a8bf8fa37530f5928a211a

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929&PHPSESSID=b9037056ea49425853212c5f26c22769

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://fhjkdsahka.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828&PHPSESSID=4dc817efa05628584fd6fbc8c8de45e7



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20955229)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: chest-beating big hospital dragon

These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains you fucking fag bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#24780183)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: Bateful thirsty lay corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#31221037)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: Brindle Affirmative Action

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=340af2006595916c0ac333e27ea4bfc5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20955268)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: Brindle Affirmative Action

The Scholarly Revolution

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2%E0%B8%A3%E0%B8%82%E0%B9%82&PHPSESSID=5e2cb1dfc9f1f887835534aa8955b7e3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20955271)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: Brindle Affirmative Action

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286875&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=71874f6090419785b225ec319371e428

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20955278)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Brindle Affirmative Action

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1768662&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20955287)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: wonderful national stain

lol how did I miss this:

"I am here to infuse this board with the Sweet Treat of scholarship. I have handled many scholarly protests in my school. For example, I organized a protest where I would stand on this wood block we carved and three other of my friends would do the same but about 50 yards apart. I would yell to him, "The scholarly noble!" and he would respond "The Prancing scholar!" and then the other would yell "The industrial scholar!" and we would continue for the duration of the protest. We would do this all throughout undergrad and dress the part--like 1800 philosophers."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20955294)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Black Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20955326)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: Infuriating personal credit line organic girlfriend

Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20956093)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:11 AM
Author: walnut mad-dog skullcap

literally rofling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20959169)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Doobsian dashing school cafeteria

LOL just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21244949)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 6:20 AM
Author: Massive Glassy Rigor

crying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21449112)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: salmon foreskin house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#22691769)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:05 AM
Author: charismatic doctorate bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#23901503)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:14 AM
Author: talented amber public bath main people

lost my shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#25218635)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Mint menage party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#25829569)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: frum impressive ratface stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#25830161)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: Concupiscible Azure Old Irish Cottage Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#34212423)



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Date: July 20th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: Mustard federal market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#36468231)



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Date: February 9th, 2019 11:03 PM
Author: Mustard federal market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#37755414)



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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: Silver Insecure Dingle Berry Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#38516154)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: chrome crawly chapel private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#43021388)



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Date: September 16th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: Racy umber location prole

God I’m old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#45181628)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: Brindle Affirmative Action

The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1955407&PHPSESSID=1c31768f7d6feac7da57ba7988d16bd3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20955307)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Black Puppy

cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20955330)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Black Puppy

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20955336)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: wonderful national stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20955355)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: hairraiser knife lettuce

man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this didnt happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20959158)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:22 PM
Author: crystalline potus center

holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme

that's one of the better memes to come off this chatbort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21245094)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:00 AM
Author: soul-stirring narrow-minded famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#23901494)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: Swashbuckling base

GOAT POTUS xo thread right here

and of course that faggot Merriweather Post Pavilion didn't think it was funny, was just reminded of that shitposter for the first time in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#25819632)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: nofapping volcanic crater nursing home

TITC xo career retrospective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20955338)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: Black Puppy

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1949636&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20955345)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: cyan filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#26474919)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: Black Puppy

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&mc=51&forum_id=2#20897180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20955351)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: crystalline potus center

oh god

the punch poast

tears in eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21245106)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:04 AM
Author: boyish aggressive school

first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#23901626)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:01 PM
Author: Brindle Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20956033)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:11 PM
Author: Maroon gunner library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20956084)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: Laughsome purple dilemma incel

how does he do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20956098)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:13 PM
Author: soul-stirring narrow-minded famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20956103)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:14 PM
Author: light french chef

Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice on the Hudson by flipping a jetski or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20956107)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:27 PM
Author: Brindle Affirmative Action

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845&PHPSESSID=8708a884d2c95352a573d0cb9e60a89f#20775900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20956189)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:31 PM
Author: Blue vibrant trust fund theatre

consistently obsesses about this chubby chick

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1927746&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1901128&mc=7&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=c5a062182822e69187cd66cf2a556dc4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20956208)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:03 AM
Author: Brindle Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20959093)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:41 PM
Author: soul-stirring narrow-minded famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20970322)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:43 PM
Author: Sable internet-worthy new version son of senegal

how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" thread yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20970347)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Brindle Affirmative Action

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&forum_id=2?ref=hanzuo.com&PHPSESSID=da6cd50c887afb68f92aabd7e616e5af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21244944)



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Date: June 29th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: ruddy blood rage den

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20987602)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: greedy voyeur

"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?"

"45 acres, but there are gold statues and shit"

Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21244940)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: Brindle Affirmative Action

"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys yet?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21244956)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: Brindle Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21244876)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:05 PM
Author: Doobsian dashing school cafeteria

another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *the* most) amazing cuckold threads in XO history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21244955)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: crystalline potus center

didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21245275)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: crystalline potus center

unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21244997)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:14 PM
Author: Vivacious Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21245037)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: Brindle Affirmative Action

Much love for the shout, Box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21245270)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: impertinent multi-colored tank bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21245072)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:38 PM
Author: crystalline potus center

holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too

LOL

great poaster

or greatest poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21245221)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: greedy voyeur

This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21245388)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: Brindle Affirmative Action

LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1640264&PHPSESSID=f65d7fee610afa31a00045b7befea10d#17943590

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21247190)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:49 AM
Author: crystalline potus center

The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots, even regular poasters, who fall for it every time

Then turn around and cry "flame! 147 DERP DERP I LOVE COCKS"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21269845)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:04 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Talking Address

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21269855)



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Date: August 8th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: crystalline potus center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21288703)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: Vivacious Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21378297)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:51 AM
Author: Turquoise coiffed ceo

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21378302)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:06 AM
Author: Vivacious Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21378361)



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Date: September 14th, 2012 10:39 PM
Author: Brindle Affirmative Action

Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic:

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1574165&mc=53&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21582386)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:59 AM
Author: charismatic doctorate bawdyhouse

it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#23901492)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: crystalline potus center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#22691703)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:58 AM
Author: soul-stirring narrow-minded famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#23901490)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: charismatic doctorate bawdyhouse

i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the olympics. i was eating and almost choked when i read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#23901510)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:00 AM
Author: boyish aggressive school

there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the special olympics twist:

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2103659&mc=20&forum_id=2

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2151250&mc=15&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#23901612)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:02 AM
Author: charismatic doctorate bawdyhouse

i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have gone too far. legless man was going to ride a domesticated deer in the olympics sprinting events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#23901619)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Mint menage party of the first part

johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good flame for 1yr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#26022371)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:06 AM
Author: boyish aggressive school

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1945169&mc=112&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#23901630)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: Exciting Lodge

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2208854&mc=17&forum_id=2#22838990

My dad took out a loan for me for UG that originated on August 2007. LOL not instead of 20/10% I'm 25/15%.

What should I do bros?

Should I try to pay this thing off? 150k debt including UG. No biglaw but making about 70k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#23901681)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: soul-stirring narrow-minded famous landscape painting

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#24142761)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: soul-stirring narrow-minded famous landscape painting

HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#24143178)



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Date: December 24th, 2013 4:42 PM
Author: soul-stirring narrow-minded famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#24705988)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: soul-stirring narrow-minded famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#24780167)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:19 AM
Author: comical fuchsia point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#25218644)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: Nighttime supple telephone halford

180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#25819518)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Mint menage party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#25829577)



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: razzmatazz mahogany gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#25979213)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: Haunting partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#26061882)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: Haunting partner

Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&mc=106&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#26061891)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: curious crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#26889379)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: Costumed dysfunction

Bookmarked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#26889383)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: crystalline potus center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#26908652)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: disgusting home goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#28401751)



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Date: August 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: Provocative flirting pozpig deer antler

180

now i kinda get his shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#28537846)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: Marvelous Fishy Shitlib Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#31065783)



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: nubile wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#31793602)



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Date: December 1st, 2016 1:39 AM
Author: Medicated Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#32029638)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: chartreuse set cuckoldry

What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads have in them. The origin of DUTCHESS has like 20 posts jfc. Yes I understand we can't post in those old threads but I'm surprised they didn't get more posts at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#32039656)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: misunderstood claret corner

It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 20s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#34216258)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 6:32 AM
Author: disgusting home goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#33350448)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: crystalline potus center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#33655604)



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Date: July 29th, 2017 4:54 AM
Author: disgusting home goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#33878892)



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Date: October 1st, 2017 7:07 PM
Author: insane fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#34341740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: Sable internet-worthy new version son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#35273740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: indigo floppy really tough guy

the man is a champion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#35273744)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: fragrant startling international law enforcement agency

where did he go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#35273757)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: deep reading party hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#36049867)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: Sable internet-worthy new version son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#36627236)



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Date: January 25th, 2019 2:07 PM
Author: Plum locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#37661895)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:42 PM
Author: at-the-ready obsidian step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#38293237)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: Translucent wild travel guidebook

wish the little guy would come back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#38293254)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 11:36 AM
Author: dark hilarious people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#38656193)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: Frisky galvanic space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#39616184)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 9:57 PM
Author: chrome crawly chapel private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#43021370)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:11 PM
Author: maniacal fortuitous meteor queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#44861565)



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Date: August 27th, 2022 9:40 PM
Author: Vigorous quadroon tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#45081538)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Ape Arrogance

OP links fixed:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828

 

Classics not in OP:

Hello, My name is Julia Sweet-Treat and am new to the board

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1678591&forum_id=2

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845

NOT FLAME, JUST WON $1 MILLION IN ATLANTIC CITY

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2002140&forum_id=2

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&forum_id=2

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&forum_id=2

The Scholarly Revolution

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&forum_id=2

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&forum_id=2

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#49964804)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: smart ape

You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last true maestro. Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#49964815)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: Ape Arrogance

no problem!

and JM if you see this, feel free to contribute your own picks; the ones ITT only go to 2012

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#49964828)