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ITT: The Collected Works of Ulysius Johnsmeyer

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthol...
peach soul-stirring goal in life
  06/25/12
These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains...
Beady-eyed associate partner
  01/05/14
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Multi-colored church building
  08/19/16
Johnsmeyer cum ITT http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
peach soul-stirring goal in life
  06/25/12
The Scholarly Revolution http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
peach soul-stirring goal in life
  06/25/12
Law School: "A Sweet Treat" http://www.xoxohth....
peach soul-stirring goal in life
  06/25/12
WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were ...
peach soul-stirring goal in life
  06/25/12
lol how did I miss this: "I am here to infuse this...
Rusted Laughsome Den Hominid
  06/25/12
...
180 maniacal parlour
  06/25/12
Jesus
comical sinister senate jew
  06/25/12
literally rofling
Coiffed Resort International Law Enforcement Agency
  06/26/12
LOL just LOL
Jade Rehab
  08/02/12
crying
Greedy startled hospital quadroon
  08/29/12
...
Vigorous Grizzly Casino Mental Disorder
  02/22/13
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bespoke self-centered university
  08/21/13
lost my shit
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  03/19/14
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Godawful narrow-minded public bath selfie
  06/27/14
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Cracking deranged orchestra pit
  06/27/14
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low-t heady state messiness
  09/14/17
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Up-to-no-good liquid oxygen garrison
  07/20/18
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Up-to-no-good liquid oxygen garrison
  02/09/19
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Arrogant indian lodge
  07/11/19
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  08/27/21
God I’m old.
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  09/16/22
The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11 http:/...
peach soul-stirring goal in life
  06/25/12
cop
180 maniacal parlour
  06/25/12
What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!" ...
180 maniacal parlour
  06/25/12
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Rusted Laughsome Den Hominid
  06/25/12
man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this...
Green native trust fund
  06/26/12
holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme that's one o...
dashing ocher address pozpig
  08/02/12
...
Passionate fat ankles
  08/21/13
GOAT POTUS xo thread right here and of course that faggot...
Rough-skinned adventurous internal respiration lettuce
  06/25/14
TITC xo career retrospective
Slippery Property Water Buffalo
  06/25/12
BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anythin...
180 maniacal parlour
  06/25/12
...
Diverse Kitchen Old Irish Cottage
  10/07/14
180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house ...
180 maniacal parlour
  06/25/12
oh god the punch poast tears in eyes
dashing ocher address pozpig
  08/02/12
first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i ...
Mind-boggling emerald stage tattoo
  08/21/13
...
peach soul-stirring goal in life
  06/25/12
...
submissive light ratface twinkling uncleanness
  06/25/12
how does he do it?
Exhilarant school stain
  06/25/12
...
Passionate fat ankles
  06/25/12
Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice o...
arousing buck-toothed meetinghouse pistol
  06/25/12
Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went wit...
peach soul-stirring goal in life
  06/25/12
consistently obsesses about this chubby chick http://auto...
wine wonderful box office boiling water
  06/25/12
...
peach soul-stirring goal in life
  06/26/12
...
Passionate fat ankles
  06/27/12
how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" t...
Irradiated angry round eye
  06/27/12
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&fo...
peach soul-stirring goal in life
  08/02/12
Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it? htt...
Salmon school cafeteria
  06/29/12
"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?" &quo...
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  08/02/12
"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys y...
peach soul-stirring goal in life
  08/02/12
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peach soul-stirring goal in life
  08/02/12
another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *th...
Jade Rehab
  08/02/12
didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL
dashing ocher address pozpig
  08/02/12
unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary
dashing ocher address pozpig
  08/02/12
...
domesticated startling locus
  08/02/12
Much love for the shout, Box.
peach soul-stirring goal in life
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  08/02/12
holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too LOL ...
dashing ocher address pozpig
  08/02/12
This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.
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  08/02/12
LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all ...
peach soul-stirring goal in life
  08/03/12
The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots,...
dashing ocher address pozpig
  08/06/12
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dashing ocher address pozpig
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JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy ...
Vengeful Skinny Woman
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domesticated startling locus
  08/20/12
Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic: Disg...
peach soul-stirring goal in life
  09/14/12
it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.
bespoke self-centered university
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dashing ocher address pozpig
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Passionate fat ankles
  08/21/13
i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the...
bespoke self-centered university
  08/21/13
there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the...
Mind-boggling emerald stage tattoo
  08/21/13
i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have go...
bespoke self-centered university
  08/21/13
johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good ...
Godawful narrow-minded public bath selfie
  07/29/14
Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears...
Mind-boggling emerald stage tattoo
  08/21/13
LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE ...
Nudist Glittery Generalized Bond
  08/21/13
180
Passionate fat ankles
  09/30/13
HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U
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Godawful narrow-minded public bath selfie
  06/27/14
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Provocative lemon locale
  07/22/14
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Soggy degenerate
  08/04/14
Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www...
Soggy degenerate
  08/04/14
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Claret Stage Travel Guidebook
  12/08/14
Bookmarked.
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dashing ocher address pozpig
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180 now i kinda get his shtick
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Odious Opaque Clown
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Odious Opaque Clown
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Insane Internet-worthy Marketing Idea
  10/01/17
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Irradiated angry round eye
  01/29/18
the man is a champion.
chestnut market kitty cat
  01/29/18
where did he go
Racy mauve corner electric furnace
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motley stubborn police squad
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Irradiated angry round eye
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wish the little guy would come back.
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OP links fixed: 180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT ...
Ape Arrogance
  06/26/26
You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last...
smart ape
  06/26/26
no problem! and JM if you see this, feel free to contribu...
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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: peach soul-stirring goal in life

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthology thread:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624&PHPSESSID=dd0758fb1c8a74e3eadb3635a6f848cb

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://lhkjashfsae.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967&PHPSESSID=a5254b10d5602963b7887eedd01537b7

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696&PHPSESSID=6943d31e2c192fdd78f337f4b996f309

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&mc=1&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3e97a76af0e995b3b42ccb759e0f524b

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637&PHPSESSID=a356fd22ccc62fd88cdd56bc2e2786c6

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3990e30068a8bf8fa37530f5928a211a

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929&PHPSESSID=b9037056ea49425853212c5f26c22769

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://fhjkdsahka.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828&PHPSESSID=4dc817efa05628584fd6fbc8c8de45e7



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20955229)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: Beady-eyed associate partner

These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains you fucking fag bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#24780183)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: Multi-colored church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#31221037)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: peach soul-stirring goal in life

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=340af2006595916c0ac333e27ea4bfc5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20955268)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: peach soul-stirring goal in life

The Scholarly Revolution

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2%E0%B8%A3%E0%B8%82%E0%B9%82&PHPSESSID=5e2cb1dfc9f1f887835534aa8955b7e3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20955271)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: peach soul-stirring goal in life

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286875&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=71874f6090419785b225ec319371e428

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20955278)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: peach soul-stirring goal in life

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1768662&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20955287)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Rusted Laughsome Den Hominid

lol how did I miss this:

"I am here to infuse this board with the Sweet Treat of scholarship. I have handled many scholarly protests in my school. For example, I organized a protest where I would stand on this wood block we carved and three other of my friends would do the same but about 50 yards apart. I would yell to him, "The scholarly noble!" and he would respond "The Prancing scholar!" and then the other would yell "The industrial scholar!" and we would continue for the duration of the protest. We would do this all throughout undergrad and dress the part--like 1800 philosophers."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20955294)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: 180 maniacal parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20955326)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: comical sinister senate jew

Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20956093)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:11 AM
Author: Coiffed Resort International Law Enforcement Agency

literally rofling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20959169)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Jade Rehab

LOL just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21244949)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 6:20 AM
Author: Greedy startled hospital quadroon

crying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21449112)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: Vigorous Grizzly Casino Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#22691769)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:05 AM
Author: bespoke self-centered university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#23901503)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:14 AM
Author: Pink institution goyim

lost my shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#25218635)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Godawful narrow-minded public bath selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#25829569)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: Cracking deranged orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#25830161)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: low-t heady state messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#34212423)



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Date: July 20th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good liquid oxygen garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#36468231)



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Date: February 9th, 2019 11:03 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good liquid oxygen garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#37755414)



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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: Arrogant indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#38516154)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: cerise tanning salon yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#43021388)



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Date: September 16th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: seedy parlor

God I’m old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#45181628)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: peach soul-stirring goal in life

The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1955407&PHPSESSID=1c31768f7d6feac7da57ba7988d16bd3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20955307)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: 180 maniacal parlour

cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20955330)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: 180 maniacal parlour

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20955336)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: Rusted Laughsome Den Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20955355)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: Green native trust fund

man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this didnt happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20959158)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:22 PM
Author: dashing ocher address pozpig

holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme

that's one of the better memes to come off this chatbort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21245094)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:00 AM
Author: Passionate fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#23901494)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: Rough-skinned adventurous internal respiration lettuce

GOAT POTUS xo thread right here

and of course that faggot Merriweather Post Pavilion didn't think it was funny, was just reminded of that shitposter for the first time in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#25819632)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Slippery Property Water Buffalo

TITC xo career retrospective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20955338)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: 180 maniacal parlour

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1949636&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20955345)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: Diverse Kitchen Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#26474919)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: 180 maniacal parlour

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&mc=51&forum_id=2#20897180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20955351)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: dashing ocher address pozpig

oh god

the punch poast

tears in eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21245106)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:04 AM
Author: Mind-boggling emerald stage tattoo

first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#23901626)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:01 PM
Author: peach soul-stirring goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20956033)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:11 PM
Author: submissive light ratface twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20956084)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: Exhilarant school stain

how does he do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20956098)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:13 PM
Author: Passionate fat ankles



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:14 PM
Author: arousing buck-toothed meetinghouse pistol

Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice on the Hudson by flipping a jetski or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20956107)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:27 PM
Author: peach soul-stirring goal in life

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845&PHPSESSID=8708a884d2c95352a573d0cb9e60a89f#20775900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20956189)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:31 PM
Author: wine wonderful box office boiling water

consistently obsesses about this chubby chick

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1927746&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1901128&mc=7&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=c5a062182822e69187cd66cf2a556dc4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20956208)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:03 AM
Author: peach soul-stirring goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20959093)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:41 PM
Author: Passionate fat ankles



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:43 PM
Author: Irradiated angry round eye

how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" thread yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20970347)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: peach soul-stirring goal in life

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&forum_id=2?ref=hanzuo.com&PHPSESSID=da6cd50c887afb68f92aabd7e616e5af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21244944)



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Date: June 29th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: Salmon school cafeteria

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20987602)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: big-titted sapphire knife bbw

"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?"

"45 acres, but there are gold statues and shit"

Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21244940)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: peach soul-stirring goal in life

"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys yet?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21244956)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: peach soul-stirring goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21244876)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:05 PM
Author: Jade Rehab

another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *the* most) amazing cuckold threads in XO history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21244955)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: dashing ocher address pozpig

didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21245275)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: dashing ocher address pozpig

unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21244997)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:14 PM
Author: domesticated startling locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21245037)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: peach soul-stirring goal in life

Much love for the shout, Box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21245270)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: spectacular honey-headed cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21245072)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:38 PM
Author: dashing ocher address pozpig

holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too

LOL

great poaster

or greatest poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21245221)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: big-titted sapphire knife bbw

This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21245388)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: peach soul-stirring goal in life

LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1640264&PHPSESSID=f65d7fee610afa31a00045b7befea10d#17943590

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21247190)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:49 AM
Author: dashing ocher address pozpig

The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots, even regular poasters, who fall for it every time

Then turn around and cry "flame! 147 DERP DERP I LOVE COCKS"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21269845)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:04 AM
Author: Trip Yapping Dilemma Mad Cow Disease

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21269855)



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Date: August 8th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: dashing ocher address pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21288703)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: domesticated startling locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21378297)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:51 AM
Author: Vengeful Skinny Woman

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21378302)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:06 AM
Author: domesticated startling locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21378361)



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Date: September 14th, 2012 10:39 PM
Author: peach soul-stirring goal in life

Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic:

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1574165&mc=53&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21582386)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:59 AM
Author: bespoke self-centered university

it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#23901492)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: dashing ocher address pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#22691703)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:58 AM
Author: Passionate fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#23901490)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: bespoke self-centered university

i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the olympics. i was eating and almost choked when i read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#23901510)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:00 AM
Author: Mind-boggling emerald stage tattoo

there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the special olympics twist:

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2103659&mc=20&forum_id=2

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2151250&mc=15&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#23901612)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:02 AM
Author: bespoke self-centered university

i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have gone too far. legless man was going to ride a domesticated deer in the olympics sprinting events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#23901619)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Godawful narrow-minded public bath selfie

johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good flame for 1yr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#26022371)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:06 AM
Author: Mind-boggling emerald stage tattoo

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1945169&mc=112&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#23901630)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: Nudist Glittery Generalized Bond

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2208854&mc=17&forum_id=2#22838990

My dad took out a loan for me for UG that originated on August 2007. LOL not instead of 20/10% I'm 25/15%.

What should I do bros?

Should I try to pay this thing off? 150k debt including UG. No biglaw but making about 70k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#23901681)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: Passionate fat ankles

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#24142761)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Passionate fat ankles

HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#24143178)



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Date: December 24th, 2013 4:42 PM
Author: Passionate fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#24705988)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: Passionate fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#24780167)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:19 AM
Author: indecent theater factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#25218644)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: mahogany azn

180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#25819518)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Godawful narrow-minded public bath selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#25829577)



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: Provocative lemon locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#25979213)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: Soggy degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#26061882)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: Soggy degenerate

Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&mc=106&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#26061891)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: Claret Stage Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#26889379)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: aphrodisiac thirsty affirmative action abode

Bookmarked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#26889383)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: dashing ocher address pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#26908652)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: Odious Opaque Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#28401751)



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Date: August 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: Buff talented laser beams lay

180

now i kinda get his shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#28537846)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: Lime base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#31065783)



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: Supple death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#31793602)



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Date: December 1st, 2016 1:39 AM
Author: sexy persian incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#32029638)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Aromatic spruce depressive

What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads have in them. The origin of DUTCHESS has like 20 posts jfc. Yes I understand we can't post in those old threads but I'm surprised they didn't get more posts at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#32039656)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: flickering people who are hurt black woman

It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 20s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#34216258)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 6:32 AM
Author: Odious Opaque Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#33350448)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: dashing ocher address pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#33655604)



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Date: July 29th, 2017 4:54 AM
Author: Odious Opaque Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#33878892)



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Date: October 1st, 2017 7:07 PM
Author: Insane Internet-worthy Marketing Idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#34341740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: Irradiated angry round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#35273740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: chestnut market kitty cat

the man is a champion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#35273744)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: Racy mauve corner electric furnace

where did he go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#35273757)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: motley stubborn police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#36049867)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: Irradiated angry round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#36627236)



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Date: January 25th, 2019 2:07 PM
Author: ivory stimulating french chef filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#37661895)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:42 PM
Author: brilliant set cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#38293237)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: Razzle Doobsian Chapel

wish the little guy would come back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#38293254)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 11:36 AM
Author: Sepia Crotch Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#38656193)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: Chocolate thriller spot roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#39616184)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 9:57 PM
Author: cerise tanning salon yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#43021370)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:11 PM
Author: floppy faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#44861565)



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Date: August 27th, 2022 9:40 PM
Author: frum hairless dog poop trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#45081538)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Ape Arrogance

OP links fixed:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828

 

Classics not in OP:

Hello, My name is Julia Sweet-Treat and am new to the board

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1678591&forum_id=2

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845

NOT FLAME, JUST WON $1 MILLION IN ATLANTIC CITY

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2002140&forum_id=2

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&forum_id=2

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&forum_id=2

The Scholarly Revolution

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&forum_id=2

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&forum_id=2

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#49964804)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: smart ape

You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last true maestro. Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#49964815)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: Ape Arrogance

no problem!

and JM if you see this, feel free to contribute your own picks; the ones ITT only go to 2012

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#49964828)