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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994
| Onyx fragrant rigpig crackhouse | 10/09/12 |
| Onyx fragrant rigpig crackhouse | 10/09/12 |
| Onyx fragrant rigpig crackhouse | 10/10/12 |
| Insecure Garrison | 10/10/12 |
| Fiercely-loyal multi-colored stain | 10/10/12 |
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| low-t ticket booth | 10/10/12 |
| adventurous sticky potus | 10/10/12 |
| low-t ticket booth | 10/10/12 |
| heady citrine stage | 10/10/12 |
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| Lilac Affirmative Action | 10/10/12 |
| Bossy main people | 10/10/12 |
| Translucent Bonkers Antidepressant Drug | 10/29/12 |
| Misanthropic swashbuckling ratface selfie | 05/14/23 |
| Electric Hall Alpha | 10/29/12 |
| Smoky diverse giraffe son of senegal | 10/29/12 |
| hideous magenta property puppy | 05/15/23 |
| flirting effete philosopher-king useless brakes | 05/15/23 |
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM Author: Onyx fragrant rigpig crackhouse http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml
"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly." |
Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM Author: Onyx fragrant rigpig crackhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Reputation#21753140) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM Author: Onyx fragrant rigpig crackhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Reputation#21755124) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM Author: Insecure Garrison lol at white womyn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Reputation#21755138) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM Author: Fiercely-loyal multi-colored stain What a 180, I wish I could see the video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Reputation#21755170) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM Author: exciting mediation http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Reputation#21755971) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM Author: low-t ticket booth dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Reputation#21755258) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM Author: adventurous sticky potus Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Reputation#21755279) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM Author: low-t ticket booth cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Reputation#21755291) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM Author: heady citrine stage "I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"
wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television. |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM Author: Thriller blood rage It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Reputation#46312473) |
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Date: August 31st, 2026 11:36 PM Author: Ass Problems (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Reputation#50107964) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM Author: Onyx fragrant rigpig crackhouse Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM Author: Lilac Affirmative Action tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Reputation#21755408) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM Author: Bossy main people 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Reputation#21756018) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM Author: Translucent Bonkers Antidepressant Drug awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Reputation#21916181) |
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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM Author: Misanthropic swashbuckling ratface selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Reputation#46312446) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM Author: Electric Hall Alpha these women probably have Trichomoniasis
"Females may experience:
A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina Vaginal burning and itching Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM Author: Smoky diverse giraffe son of senegal Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM Author: hideous magenta property puppy 18000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Reputation#46312483) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM Author: flirting effete philosopher-king useless brakes You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Reputation#46312590) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM Author: pearly arousing keepsake machete lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Reputation#46312629) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM Author: Obsidian pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Reputation#46313493) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM Author: Obsidian pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Reputation#49639602) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM Author: charismatic fear-inspiring range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Reputation#49639607) |