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SWIMMING UPSTREAM: The Lost Memoirs of Meanest Fish and Mandy

An old classic. For context, this was posted about a week...
exhilarant den old irish cottage
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dashing faggot firefighter box office
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impertinent crimson kitty
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drab bull headed locus
  10/14/13
Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow" _________________...
Aphrodisiac digit ratio hell
  10/24/14
i too aspire to multiple properties
Poppy piazza keepsake machete
  10/24/14
pederastrian, mandy, and TMF sharing a kommunalka in zamoskv...
Aphrodisiac digit ratio hell
  10/24/14
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Aphrodisiac digit ratio hell
  05/22/18
TMF bump.
Aphrodisiac digit ratio hell
  10/25/14
Ah, memories.
wine office dingle berry
  10/25/14
b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys sh...
Aphrodisiac digit ratio hell
  10/25/14
Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to ...
wine office dingle berry
  10/25/14
not sure about b00r he mightve gone pumo pederastrian is ...
Aphrodisiac digit ratio hell
  10/25/14
Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic ...
wine office dingle berry
  10/25/14
yea, yep
Poppy piazza keepsake machete
  10/25/14
pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he cou...
shivering volcanic crater famous landscape painting
  10/25/14
Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird...
wine office dingle berry
  10/25/14
180
mahogany appetizing cruise ship
  02/19/20
pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo...
Aphrodisiac digit ratio hell
  10/25/14
He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even...
wine office dingle berry
  10/26/14
pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for...
Aphrodisiac digit ratio hell
  05/22/18
I thought hes in Ukraine
mahogany appetizing cruise ship
  02/19/20
pederastrian moved to ukraine
boyish offensive yarmulke idiot
  10/25/14
This seems to be the worst time imaginable to move to Ukrain...
wine office dingle berry
  10/25/14
Possibly the most brutal thread in xo history
razzmatazz market internal respiration
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Aphrodisiac digit ratio hell
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bump4chandler
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LOL
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He’s still pretty uppity for a kike making less than a...
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MOVER AND SHAKER
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  02/19/20
Still love this thread
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Brilliant pontificating roommate
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OUCH
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Date: July 10th, 2013 11:40 PM
Author: exhilarant den old irish cottage

An old classic.

For context, this was posted about a week or so after TMF was laid off from biglaw.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=938491&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#23587440)



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Date: October 27th, 2019 11:33 AM
Author: dashing faggot firefighter box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#39033139)



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Date: September 17th, 2013 5:25 AM
Author: impertinent crimson kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#24064925)



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Date: October 14th, 2013 7:26 PM
Author: drab bull headed locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#24234033)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac digit ratio hell

Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow"

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 2:55 AM

Author: Lara Croft (people use the scripture to say gay sex is gross)

No, I still think we will be rich. I don't expect 5-6 million, but I find 3 million to be a very realistic goal. And although that may not be enough to allow you to do anything you want, it is certainly enough to make you feel rich in most parts of the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448407)

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 10:42 AM

Author: TMF (The Meanest Fish, yo)

No, I aspire to nouveau rich. Nouveau middle would involve a McMansion in some suburb of a second rate city. I aspire to multiple properties (to both use and rent out), millions in the bank and in various securities, great car, great apartment in the city and a great villa outside the city, the ability to travel the world, eat a great restaurants, etc. But no, I don't ever think I'll have over a billion dollars (unless the dollar really, really depreciates).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448719)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26580902)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:06 PM
Author: Poppy piazza keepsake machete

i too aspire to multiple properties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26580945)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac digit ratio hell

pederastrian, mandy, and TMF sharing a kommunalka in zamoskvorechye, why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26580973)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac digit ratio hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#36102173)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:55 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac digit ratio hell

TMF bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26587082)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: wine office dingle berry

Ah, memories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26587134)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:05 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac digit ratio hell

b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys should have a moscow meetup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26587175)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: wine office dingle berry

Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to med school? Did a female ever let him touch her?

Can't remember who pedestrian is. Other monikers?

Also, not in Moscow, so can't meet up with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26587206)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:28 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac digit ratio hell

not sure about b00r he mightve gone pumo

pederastrian is a russian dude but doesn't post much.

there is also a different extremely pro-russia d00d "something ARE COUNTRY" as well but he could be flame.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26587378)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:43 PM
Author: wine office dingle berry

Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic knowledge all the time? If so then that is Valen2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26587548)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:45 PM
Author: Poppy piazza keepsake machete

yea, yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26587578)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:44 PM
Author: shivering volcanic crater famous landscape painting

pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he couldn't fuck quality pussy in the U.S. without paying for it.

the other dude's name is 'ARE COUNTRY reptile' and he is actually russian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26587563)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: wine office dingle berry

Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird one. Last I heard he was living with a bunch of poor southern Russian roommates in Kimki or something (a Russian suburb that has a big mall that had like IKEA and the local ripoff of Home Depot).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26587600)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:20 AM
Author: mahogany appetizing cruise ship

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#39616448)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:56 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac digit ratio hell

pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo-nazi russian d00ds IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26587692)



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Date: October 26th, 2014 12:00 AM
Author: wine office dingle berry

He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even Russian. For another, he lived with Southern Russian guys. I can't even put my finger on what his weirdness was. IIRC, he kind of hated Russia and Russians but had no job or life back in the US, so moved to Russia borrowing money from his brother or something. Then he stayed, but bitched about it a lot and still described Russians as subhuman and kept patting himself on the back for having a job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26587721)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac digit ratio hell

pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for so long

this demands a response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#36102178)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: mahogany appetizing cruise ship

I thought hes in Ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#39616450)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: boyish offensive yarmulke idiot

pederastrian moved to ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26587269)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:42 PM
Author: wine office dingle berry

This seems to be the worst time imaginable to move to Ukraine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26587535)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:39 PM
Author: razzmatazz market internal respiration

Possibly the most brutal thread in xo history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26587492)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 3:40 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac digit ratio hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26714148)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac digit ratio hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26919108)



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Date: February 2nd, 2015 12:20 PM
Author: Adventurous navy set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#27235606)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:13 AM
Author: glittery chrome mad-dog skullcap house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#31959674)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:26 AM
Author: Vengeful public bath multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#31959715)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 1:40 AM
Author: Bateful awkward principal's office

bump4chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#33242954)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: Vengeful public bath multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#33247788)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: glittery chrome mad-dog skullcap house

Date: August 1st, 2017 5:35 PM

Author: The Meanest Yay!

Tcr. Where I work the real liftoff it's at director level where you get LTI (long term incentive) bonus. If I can get that (which would be my next promotion) then I'll be in Nutella range comp. It is also a tiny percentage of the workforce that is that or above.

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3690248&mc=193&forum_id=2#33898215

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#33900420)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: Marvelous Tripping Orchestra Pit Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#33900570)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: Hairraiser Violent Plaza

Very hilarious that there is a whole generation of XO noobs that does not remember how hilarious TMF used to be when he thought he was a global up-and-comer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#33900568)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: beady-eyed whorehouse

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#39104675)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:24 PM
Author: Swashbuckling bawdyhouse

He’s still pretty uppity for a kike making less than a 1st year living in a junkyard in NJ next to traintracks and getting topped by pit bulls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#39104698)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:13 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac digit ratio hell

MOVER AND SHAKER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#39616415)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: crusty step-uncle's house

Still love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#34739291)



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Date: January 2nd, 2019 7:47 AM
Author: abusive milk idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#37511922)



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Date: January 5th, 2019 12:40 PM
Author: Brilliant pontificating roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#37532331)



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Date: March 28th, 2019 11:46 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac digit ratio hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#38008344)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 2:11 PM
Author: Swashbuckling bawdyhouse

OUCH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#38101817)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: blathering hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#39104691)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:09 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac digit ratio hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#39616406)



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Date: April 28th, 2020 11:31 AM
Author: Henna hideous cumskin location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#40109035)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: abusive milk idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#49313869)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#49331937)