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My mom refuses to give me back my butt plugs

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all o...
Carnelian Indirect Expression Nursing Home
  08/18/13
Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say?...
rambunctious transparent heaven
  08/18/13
No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually whe...
Carnelian Indirect Expression Nursing Home
  08/18/13
Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion ...
rambunctious transparent heaven
  08/18/13
She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring t...
Carnelian Indirect Expression Nursing Home
  08/18/13
Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated ...
rambunctious transparent heaven
  08/18/13
She took: -three butt plugs -bondage tape -nipple c...
Carnelian Indirect Expression Nursing Home
  08/18/13
What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she ta...
rambunctious transparent heaven
  08/18/13
6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.
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  08/18/13
Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a ...
rambunctious transparent heaven
  08/18/13
She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American...
Carnelian Indirect Expression Nursing Home
  08/18/13
i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not ...
Aphrodisiac spot
  08/18/13
She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.
Carnelian Indirect Expression Nursing Home
  08/18/13
k
Aphrodisiac spot
  08/18/13
but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?
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  08/18/13
She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.
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what is a butt plug
Costumed startled rehab
  08/18/13
Ask her how she knew what they were.
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  08/18/13
She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took the...
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DESCRIBE how you confronted her
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  08/18/13
I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our s...
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180
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What did she say back?
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She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't e...
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Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking ...
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No. My dad did once.
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EXPLAIN
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ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collect...
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She was pet sitting. Bigloler.
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jelly as fuck my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(
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My mom took one of my vibrators :(
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Carnelian Indirect Expression Nursing Home

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all our sex toys. She apparently went through that side of the bedroom and took several things she disapproved of. I asked her where our butt plugs were and she took such offense she hung up on me. I made her angry when I said that she didn't even know if they were for me or my wife.

Lol, I really doubt we're getting these butt plugs back (two for wife, one for me).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867185)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: rambunctious transparent heaven

Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say? Do you think mommy is plugging right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867221)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: Carnelian Indirect Expression Nursing Home

No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually when we are engaged in some bdsm and playing with each other. Wife and I both like to be tied up and used by the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867231)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: rambunctious transparent heaven

Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion of your mother playing with your assplugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867289)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Carnelian Indirect Expression Nursing Home

She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring them back."

I'm pretty much ready to let those plugs walk. We use plugs on everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867301)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: rambunctious transparent heaven

Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated other items?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867380)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Carnelian Indirect Expression Nursing Home

She took:

-three butt plugs

-bondage tape

-nipple clamps

-ball gag

She left:

-rope

-two vibrators

-blindfold

Wife and I have other sexual partners and both love anal penetration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867419)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: rambunctious transparent heaven

What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she take the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867454)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Carnelian Indirect Expression Nursing Home

6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867458)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: rambunctious transparent heaven

Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a deviant. Does she STILL take that BBC? Also, what's her race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867520)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Carnelian Indirect Expression Nursing Home

She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867537)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac spot

i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not seem to be in order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867536)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Carnelian Indirect Expression Nursing Home

She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867542)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac spot

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867545)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 4:54 AM
Author: Sienna faggot firefighter kitchen

but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#42929291)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: sexy exhilarant rigor

seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bondage in this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23869434)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: godawful public bath



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Date: November 7th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: insane den black woman



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:11 PM
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Iridescent Alcoholic Laser Beams Gas Station

(millenial problems)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867194)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: sexy exhilarant rigor



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
Author: citrine awkward turdskin lettuce



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Boistinker Space



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: flushed aromatic senate

Holy shit not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867198)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: Carnelian Indirect Expression Nursing Home

Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867211)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: aqua talented site pistol

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867237)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: Carnelian Indirect Expression Nursing Home

She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867246)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Costumed startled rehab

what is a butt plug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867299)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: histrionic background story puppy

Ask her how she knew what they were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867309)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Carnelian Indirect Expression Nursing Home

She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867317)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: histrionic background story puppy

DESCRIBE how you confronted her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867386)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Carnelian Indirect Expression Nursing Home

I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our sex toys" and she was like wtf and I was like where are our butt plugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867430)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: histrionic background story puppy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867448)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: rambunctious transparent heaven

What did she say back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867449)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Carnelian Indirect Expression Nursing Home

She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't even know who they are for and she hung up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867470)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: rambunctious transparent heaven

Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking your pissworm as a kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867527)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Carnelian Indirect Expression Nursing Home

No. My dad did once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867544)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: rambunctious transparent heaven

EXPLAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867640)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: Carnelian Indirect Expression Nursing Home

I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and he was like, "Are you doing something you shouldn't be doing" and I was like, "No, I'm just masturbating" and he was like "Open the door" and I was like "Are you sure" and he was like "Yeah" so I put my pants on and opened the door and was like "What" and he looked at me and was like, "What are you doing?" and I was like "Chilling out and masturbating" and he left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867718)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: rambunctious transparent heaven

Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissworm? What is one fetish you haven't participated in. Did your father ever diddle you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867767)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: offensive regret faggotry



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: Disgusting lascivious filthpig bawdyhouse



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: godawful public bath

crying laughing at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#37304247)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Saffron Bossy Death Wish



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Contagious Organic Girlfriend

criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#26078314)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Autistic maniacal preventive strike

Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE poster in protest you degenerate little shitmillenial?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867394)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: histrionic background story puppy

Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your shit and steal your butt plugs then how could you ever possibly trust her to watch her future grandchildren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867420)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Carnelian Indirect Expression Nursing Home

180 will do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867432)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:02 PM
Author: wine range goal in life



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Spectacular Property Stock Car



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: sexy exhilarant rigor



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: Carnelian Indirect Expression Nursing Home



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Date: August 30th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Carnelian Indirect Expression Nursing Home

She’s watching the grandkids now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#36716006)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Blue crusty corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#37304249)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone school cafeteria affirmative action

shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring at them from across the room trying to work up the courage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867435)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: Seedy frum haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23868891)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: effete son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23902883)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: bonkers impressive juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#26243334)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: fragrant balding set

180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867499)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: Infuriating useless brakes national

probably best thread title of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867683)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: Heady snowy parlor

180 idea, 160 execution on the flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867707)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: Carnelian Indirect Expression Nursing Home

Fuck you, not flame bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867723)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: Heady snowy parlor

ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collection?

describe your current lifestyle? (assuming you are not a Treeman pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867950)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: Carnelian Indirect Expression Nursing Home

She was pet sitting. Bigloler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#26078247)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: maize principal's office idiot

Some great reasons to never have kids itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867615)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: Infuriating useless brakes national

why did EPAH go pumo doe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867673)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867750)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Comical address mother

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23868899)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:37 PM
Author: Seedy frum haunted graveyard

Steal them back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23877794)



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Date: October 22nd, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: histrionic background story puppy

UPDATE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#24284373)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: Carnelian Indirect Expression Nursing Home

We got new butt plugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#26078236)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Contagious Organic Girlfriend

pics? did you spring for an Earl this time? (the Cadillac of gentlemen's plugs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#26078311)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:33 AM
Author: sexy exhilarant rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#26057177)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:34 AM
Author: Learning Disabled Lime Quadroon Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#26057183)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: Learning Disabled Lime Quadroon Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#26078273)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: sexy exhilarant rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#26235282)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: bonkers impressive juggernaut

WHAT THE FUCK



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#26243306)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:24 AM
Author: Carnelian Indirect Expression Nursing Home

I like that THIS thread bothers you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#27404806)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: aqua talented site pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#26695456)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: citrine awkward turdskin lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#26695495)



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Date: December 4th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: Carnelian Indirect Expression Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#26859803)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: hateful lake jap

Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608159)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: Henna stimulating keepsake machete abode

any tips on how i can get my gf to be a sexual deviant with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608172)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: Carnelian Indirect Expression Nursing Home

Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fantasies and no matter what be way into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608175)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Henna stimulating keepsake machete abode

ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna try everything with her. i think she thinks that means like costumes. i dont think she could even comprehend the fact that i like being penetrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608189)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: Carnelian Indirect Expression Nursing Home

Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager by accident, but it will make you so hot if she fingers your ass and just make sure you're super clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608198)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Henna stimulating keepsake machete abode

i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about being someones little bitch. not sure she could deliver :( should i just buy her a strap on for her birthday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608252)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: Carnelian Indirect Expression Nursing Home

Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Savage columns about sissycucks like yourself and the importance of being good giving and game.

Honestly, if that's your thing it's better to find a chick into it than wife someone who is not. The key is to bring it up by the second or third date.

Seriously though most chicks I've dated (alt) are WAY into penetrating their men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608261)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Henna stimulating keepsake machete abode

ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will but doesnt. i dunno man i really do love her. dont wanna give it all up for some fleeting orgasms...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608269)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Low-t home doctorate

Liking someone is the worst, it makes it impossible to make rational decisions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608371)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: Henna stimulating keepsake machete abode

not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of her life. to cut her loose wuld just be fucking dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608376)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: Henna stimulating keepsake machete abode

where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608273)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Carnelian Indirect Expression Nursing Home

I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk rock shows are good starts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608361)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Henna stimulating keepsake machete abode

cr

congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife. sounds so hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608373)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Low-t home doctorate

ATD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608205)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Carnelian Indirect Expression Nursing Home

Nah, I wifed.

Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608207)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: Sinister Frozen Shrine

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608227)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:03 PM
Author: Odious khaki shitlib university

you on fetlife bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608336)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Carnelian Indirect Expression Nursing Home

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608362)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: Henna stimulating keepsake machete abode

as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by urself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608393)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: Carnelian Indirect Expression Nursing Home

You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there.

We do same room only. More my rule than hers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608408)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: Henna stimulating keepsake machete abode

ugh dude ur living the life

condoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608417)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Carnelian Indirect Expression Nursing Home

of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608928)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:49 PM
Author: Henna stimulating keepsake machete abode

do u nut in the other girls or pull out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28609981)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Costumed startled rehab

jelly as fuck

my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608935)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Carnelian Indirect Expression Nursing Home

I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshole for about 10 minutes and fingered it while she fingered my taint. Then I made pancakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608983)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: Costumed startled rehab

yolo bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608995)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: supple locus

My mom took one of my vibrators :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608989)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: Carnelian Indirect Expression Nursing Home

why just one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608993)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: supple locus

She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don't think she found. I don't have the courage to ask about it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28609018)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: Henna stimulating keepsake machete abode

hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28609712)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: Galvanic indian lodge wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#36142752)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: Ivory Vibrant Box Office

what the fuck is going on in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#36142848)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: Fighting Shivering Stag Film

yeah gonna need an update op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#36142930)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: sick location water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#36143011)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: Carnelian Indirect Expression Nursing Home

We had to buy new ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#37184911)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: Deep cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#40213400)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: valar vettiri morghulis



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#50002872)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: Charcoal pungent kitty cat

this thread is crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#36143038)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: provocative internet-worthy church mad-dog skullcap

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#37186435)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: Indecent forum hairy legs

732469823764 CLASSIC Halford enHANced interroGAtion itt, also we need mystery ape lover to EXPAND on her story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#37304238)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: floppy lemon point

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#37304252)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: godawful public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#37304254)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:49 PM
Author: multi-colored smoky menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#39229263)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: sick location water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#40213360)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:14 AM
Author: Crystalline selfie pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#40213387)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:20 AM
Author: Contagious Organic Girlfriend

i've always absolutely loved this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#40213406)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Carnelian Indirect Expression Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#49158948)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 3:24 AM
Author: Galvanic indian lodge wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#42929195)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: Jesus Christ I'm online again

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#50002879)