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how the fuck do people not survive plane crashes?

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump ...
Outnumbered ceo
  11/17/13
wow great point man
Slimy orchestra pit marketing idea
  11/17/13
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Razzle-dazzle mental disorder foreskin
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Outnumbered ceo
  12/01/13
jejumos = chink laguardians are cumskin and thus immune to ...
nyuug
  03/24/26
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  03/24/26
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Salmon misunderstood twinkling uncleanness
  11/17/13
you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fi...
contagious sexy menage haunted graveyard
  11/17/13
Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. ...
Greedy comical forum goal in life
  11/17/13
don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body ...
Crawly orange parlor boltzmann
  11/18/13
tp
Wonderful violent den
  11/03/25
(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)
Alcoholic Cocky House Hominid
  12/01/13
not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested thi...
Glittery antidepressant drug
  11/17/13
i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pul...
Salmon misunderstood twinkling uncleanness
  11/17/13
probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ...
Glittery antidepressant drug
  11/17/13
right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id ...
Outnumbered ceo
  11/17/13
yeah exactly
Glittery antidepressant drug
  11/17/13
i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.
Naked Property Digit Ratio
  12/22/14
pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that lik...
Glittery antidepressant drug
  12/22/14
go back to reddit
bronze abode gaping
  12/10/19
cr same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump u...
Honey-headed fat ankles reading party
  11/17/13
hard part about this is timing. you never really know and th...
Outnumbered ceo
  11/17/13
What if it is at night though bro?
violet dingle berry parlour
  11/17/13
see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think a...
Outnumbered ceo
  11/17/13
dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we ...
Chestnut underhanded police squad immigrant
  02/22/14
You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the rai...
Bateful khaki dragon half-breed
  04/07/16
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Arrogant selfie
  12/10/19
Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?
lemon headpube box office
  03/03/24
i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyon...
Nudist Prole Stain
  11/17/13
I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a p...
Startled yapping meetinghouse
  11/17/13
or a gigantic shopping bag
180 Lay Legal Warrant
  11/17/13
?
Out-of-control Charismatic Trailer Park Affirmative Action
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i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing lin...
Turquoise Spot
  11/18/13
Well?
self-centered institution
  02/22/14
[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]
opaque piazza factory reset button
  03/24/15
you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever
dashing senate knife
  11/17/13
(physics n00b)
Salmon misunderstood twinkling uncleanness
  11/17/13
almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the ...
Marvelous yarmulke
  11/17/13
Your done here lol
Wild Abnormal Native
  11/17/13
just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph
dashing senate knife
  11/17/13
you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going for...
Outnumbered ceo
  11/17/13
jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from ...
dashing senate knife
  11/17/13
Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simp...
Wild Abnormal Native
  11/17/13
Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right ab...
Glittery antidepressant drug
  11/17/13
(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 sec...
Outnumbered ceo
  11/17/13
It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with th...
dashing senate knife
  11/17/13
even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from ...
Outnumbered ceo
  11/17/13
you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider r...
Glittery antidepressant drug
  11/17/13
You're done here
Lilac laughsome pocket flask locus
  11/19/13
(idiot)
Glittery antidepressant drug
  11/17/13
...
free-loading aromatic jew blood rage
  11/17/13
yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of t...
Autistic party of the first part
  11/17/13
right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivo...
Outnumbered ceo
  11/17/13
i never understood why so many people survive car accidents ...
free-loading aromatic jew blood rage
  11/17/13
something to do with airbags i think
Honey-headed fat ankles reading party
  11/17/13
...
Glittery antidepressant drug
  11/17/13
ahhh makes sense
free-loading aromatic jew blood rage
  11/17/13
how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?
ebony nursing home lettuce
  11/17/13
only?
Autistic party of the first part
  11/17/13
because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually...
Glittery antidepressant drug
  11/17/13
(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sit...
Outnumbered ceo
  11/17/13
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Glittery antidepressant drug
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Mind-boggling Internet-worthy Pozpig Scourge Upon The Earth
  11/19/13
Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material ...
trip liquid oxygen
  11/17/13
i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would...
Outnumbered ceo
  11/17/13
Shitlawyer union won't let them
Wild Abnormal Native
  11/17/13
lol because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly
Brass boistinker main people
  11/17/13
couldnt they just make the engines stronger?
free-loading aromatic jew blood rage
  11/17/13
lol
Brass boistinker main people
  11/17/13
lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that,&quo...
trip liquid oxygen
  11/17/13
LOL yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??
Autistic party of the first part
  11/17/13
lmao.
Crawly orange parlor boltzmann
  11/18/13
cq
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Wonderful violent den
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After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as yo...
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  11/17/13
lol'd irl from picturing this
Crawly orange parlor boltzmann
  11/18/13
Underrated
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  11/18/13
holy shit lol
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tyft mental image
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  12/22/14
chortled, picturing road runner legs.
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Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How...
Light Ticket Booth Old Irish Cottage
  11/17/13
"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty f...
Glittery antidepressant drug
  11/17/13
Your degree taught you shit dumbass. http://dsc.discover...
Light Ticket Booth Old Irish Cottage
  11/17/13
"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people success...
Glittery antidepressant drug
  11/17/13
I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so m...
trip liquid oxygen
  11/17/13
yeah I mean every bit helps
Glittery antidepressant drug
  11/17/13
Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro
cerebral silver toaster
  11/17/13
*legit retard*
Stimulating scarlet business firm coldplay fan
  11/17/13
Read up faggot http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbust...
Light Ticket Booth Old Irish Cottage
  11/17/13
That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane ...
Stimulating scarlet business firm coldplay fan
  11/17/13
titcr chip kelly is done here
free-loading aromatic jew blood rage
  11/17/13
yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by tw...
Glittery antidepressant drug
  11/17/13
LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the...
Light Ticket Booth Old Irish Cottage
  11/17/13
show your work, faggot
Vigorous Pervert
  11/17/13
cr what a clown lol
Glittery antidepressant drug
  11/17/13
right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment...
Glittery antidepressant drug
  11/17/13
"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator ca...
Light Ticket Booth Old Irish Cottage
  11/17/13
am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh. ...
Glittery antidepressant drug
  11/17/13
LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explan...
Light Ticket Booth Old Irish Cottage
  11/17/13
? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B....
Glittery antidepressant drug
  11/17/13
i thought you had a ph.d
Vigorous Pervert
  11/17/13
same thing but no yeah i gave up those dreams to be...
Glittery antidepressant drug
  11/17/13
you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework....
Vigorous Pervert
  11/17/13
this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy inste...
Vigorous Pervert
  11/17/13
LJL, how could the dummy even jump?
Stimulating scarlet business firm coldplay fan
  11/17/13
LOL
Glittery antidepressant drug
  11/17/13
(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)
Light Ticket Booth Old Irish Cottage
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. ...
Stimulating scarlet business firm coldplay fan
  11/17/13
How are the "physics" different mouthbreather? ...
Light Ticket Booth Old Irish Cottage
  11/17/13
The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was u...
Stimulating scarlet business firm coldplay fan
  11/17/13
LOL tyft great flame or you are legitimately retarded
Appetizing sandwich nibblets
  11/18/13
chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE
Marvelous yarmulke
  11/17/13
worst selfpwn i've seen in a while
Odious Shivering Temple
  11/17/13
really embarassing
bat-shit-crazy soul-stirring internal respiration
  11/18/13
no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol reta...
Outnumbered ceo
  11/17/13
According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and ...
Light Ticket Booth Old Irish Cottage
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The ACTUAL PERSON survived, ...
Stimulating scarlet business firm coldplay fan
  11/17/13
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federal national love of her life
  11/18/13
Bort, what's the debate and who is between? tyia
Autistic party of the first part
  11/17/13
these people who can't think for themselves just buy into co...
Outnumbered ceo
  11/17/13
well executed flame
Brilliant Indecent Water Buffalo
  11/17/13
holy shit not flame
Stirring mediation location
  12/17/13
tl;dr why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why d...
Sick indigo sneaky criminal
  11/17/13
it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger fli...
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  11/17/13
cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing ...
Stimulating scarlet business firm coldplay fan
  11/17/13
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Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, ...
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the scariest thing about this thread? the people that don...
Adventurous Church Building Alpha
  11/18/13
Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airl...
Outnumbered ceo
  11/18/13
the ONLY question that matters. how can i change?
Adventurous Church Building Alpha
  11/18/13
If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you...
Outnumbered ceo
  11/18/13
i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why ...
jade beady-eyed corner place of business
  11/18/13
(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash) The plane literally...
Histrionic hall genital piercing
  11/18/13
that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it ...
jade beady-eyed corner place of business
  11/18/13
i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging eleva...
Purple fluffy point trust fund
  11/18/13
Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard...
Outnumbered ceo
  11/18/13
cr the voice of reason
Purple fluffy point trust fund
  11/18/13
i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.
jade beady-eyed corner place of business
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White circlehead
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If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would i...
seedy excitant juggernaut idiot
  11/18/13
You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're go...
Outnumbered ceo
  11/18/13
a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survi...
jade beady-eyed corner place of business
  11/18/13
dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break ...
slate mother step-uncle's house
  11/19/13
happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us j...
Turquoise Spot
  11/18/13
I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do su...
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Mind-boggling Internet-worthy Pozpig Scourge Upon The Earth
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best thread i've read on XO in over a year
misanthropic racy filthpig nowag
  11/19/13
I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport...
Useless Curious Death Wish
  11/19/13
Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit ...
Outnumbered ceo
  11/19/13
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Outnumbered ceo
  12/09/13
ty, brother.
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awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or eleva...
Crystalline supple skinny woman
  12/17/13
well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques f...
Stirring mediation location
  12/17/13
show your work breh. i know at least three people that survi...
massive sex offender
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chartreuse private investor
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This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any so...
Outnumbered ceo
  12/17/13
if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about...
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Outnumbered ceo
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if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as...
Exhilarant Karate Cruise Ship
  12/22/14
woah, it's you
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and how come people don't fly right off the face of the eart...
Motley cordovan lodge
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Uh they do
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Outnumbered ceo
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(guy who has never seen a bird fly)
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Bateful khaki dragon half-breed
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: Outnumbered ceo

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump out right before the plane hits the ground? Seems literally retarded that people don't do this more. Most people will die but the people at the exits should never die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458418)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: Slimy orchestra pit marketing idea

wow great point man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458428)



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Date: February 9th, 2014 8:28 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle mental disorder foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24982725)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 5:59 PM
Author: Outnumbered ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24547190)



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Date: March 24th, 2026 3:52 AM
Author: nyuug

jejumos = chink

laguardians are cumskin and thus immune to plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#49764393)



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Date: March 24th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#49766508)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Salmon misunderstood twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458433)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: contagious sexy menage haunted graveyard

you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fireball? yeah i don't know why people don't do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458436)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Greedy comical forum goal in life

Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. Should be NBD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458514)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:47 PM
Author: Crawly orange parlor boltzmann

don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body shaped like a needle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24461748)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Wonderful violent den

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#49397901)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 6:05 PM
Author: Alcoholic Cocky House Hominid

(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24547218)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Glittery antidepressant drug

not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458438)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: Salmon misunderstood twinkling uncleanness

i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pulled it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458449)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Glittery antidepressant drug

probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ground so that it was basically like he just jumped off a ledge a couple feet above the ground.

I mean once you jump off the plane it's easy but timing the jump right seems hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Outnumbered ceo

right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id break a leg and shit but i wouldn't get plane-exploding into the ground pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458506)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Glittery antidepressant drug

yeah exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458508)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: Naked Property Digit Ratio

i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#26978690)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 3:01 AM
Author: Glittery antidepressant drug

pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that like the yogurt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#26979134)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: bronze abode gaping

go back to reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#39243557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Honey-headed fat ankles reading party

cr

same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump up right before it hits the ground?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458439)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: Outnumbered ceo

hard part about this is timing. you never really know and the floor numbers aren't accurate in a free fall. but a plane theres no excuse to not know when youre close to the ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458473)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: violet dingle berry parlour

What if it is at night though bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458499)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Outnumbered ceo

see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458512)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:59 PM
Author: Chestnut underhanded police squad immigrant

dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we must be BFF or at the very least twins. it's like you know what i'm thinking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#25065607)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:38 AM
Author: Bateful khaki dragon half-breed

You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the railing most elevators have at waist level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#30219428)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:04 PM
Author: Arrogant selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#39243547)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: lemon headpube box office

Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#47457791)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: Nudist Prole Stain

i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyone you talk to independently had this intuition as a kid and when you bring it up a smile of recognition comes on their face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458443)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: Startled yapping meetinghouse

I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a parachute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458462)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: 180 Lay Legal Warrant

or a gigantic shopping bag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458521)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Out-of-control Charismatic Trailer Park Affirmative Action

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458496)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: Turquoise Spot

i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing line from a fishing pole to the back of my pants and then reel myself in so that I would float off the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24463478)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:53 PM
Author: self-centered institution

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#25065592)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: opaque piazza factory reset button

[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#27546867)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: dashing senate knife

you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458447)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: Salmon misunderstood twinkling uncleanness

(physics n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458467)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: Marvelous yarmulke

almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458471)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: Wild Abnormal Native

Your done here lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458478)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: dashing senate knife

just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458491)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Outnumbered ceo

you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going forward and down so you just jump out towards the rear of the plane. it'll still hurt but it'll balance a bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458502)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: dashing senate knife

jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from the ground is going to hit you harder than just jumping from a 100 foot building, and LOL at timing it out a lot better than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458528)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Wild Abnormal Native

Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458515)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Glittery antidepressant drug

Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right above the ground....you'd only fall a few feet. What's so hard to understand about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458520)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: Outnumbered ceo

(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 seconds)

you moron, you wait till you get close to the ground then jump/roll out of the exit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458486)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: dashing senate knife

It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with the vehicle pretty hard, I don't think moving freely around is going to be too easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458510)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Outnumbered ceo

even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from the emergency exit seat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458518)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: Glittery antidepressant drug

you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458527)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 1:25 AM
Author: Lilac laughsome pocket flask locus

You're done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24467126)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Glittery antidepressant drug

(idiot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458492)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: free-loading aromatic jew blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458483)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Autistic party of the first part

yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of the plane as it's crashing. obvs a nose dive would be the worst scenario but if the pilot slows the plane down to roughly 100mph or so it's prob doable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458503)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Outnumbered ceo

right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivors in all of these plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458525)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:56 PM
Author: free-loading aromatic jew blood rage

i never understood why so many people survive car accidents but not plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458539)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: Honey-headed fat ankles reading party

something to do with airbags i think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458550)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: Glittery antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: free-loading aromatic jew blood rage

ahhh makes sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458566)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:57 PM
Author: ebony nursing home lettuce

how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458546)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Autistic party of the first part

only?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458563)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Glittery antidepressant drug

because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually don't know how to survive plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458573)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: Outnumbered ceo

(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sitting in the exit row while people climb over him jumping out of the emergency exit to safety)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458638)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Glittery antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458645)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Internet-worthy Pozpig Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24467489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: trip liquid oxygen

Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material as the black box?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458569)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:04 PM
Author: Outnumbered ceo

i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would surely make it so planes could survive crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458630)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Wild Abnormal Native

Shitlawyer union won't let them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458650)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: Brass boistinker main people

lol

because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458667)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: free-loading aromatic jew blood rage

couldnt they just make the engines stronger?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458771)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Brass boistinker main people

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458776)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:30 PM
Author: trip liquid oxygen

lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that," right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458853)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: Autistic party of the first part

LOL

yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458906)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: Crawly orange parlor boltzmann

lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24461754)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:57 AM
Author: mewling potus public bath

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#47457841)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Wonderful violent den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#49397902)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: Stimulating scarlet business firm coldplay fan

After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as you can in the air though, to ensure a smooth landing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458640)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: Crawly orange parlor boltzmann

lol'd irl from picturing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24461763)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:37 PM
Author: federal national love of her life

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24463376)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Transparent pit messiness

holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#26978677)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:03 AM
Author: Exhilarant Karate Cruise Ship

tyft mental image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#26979022)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:52 AM
Author: hairraiser round eye

chortled, picturing road runner legs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#26979481)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Light Ticket Booth Old Irish Cottage

Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How do you get it open? And once you do, what's to say the force doesn't suck you out? Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? Not to mention all the other jack bauers on board fighting to get out and pushing your ass out too soon. Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge.

TL;DR: never change XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458652)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: Glittery antidepressant drug

"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge"

Hey uhh...nice try bro but I have a Physics degree so perhaps you should defer. Yw.

Care to explain why it wouldn't be the same? Assuming you could dodge the explosion, oc...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458664)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Light Ticket Booth Old Irish Cottage

Your degree taught you shit dumbass.

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458786)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: Glittery antidepressant drug

"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? "

it's because people panic and they jump from too high....if you time it to where you're like 20 feet above the ground you can pull it off with maybe a sprained ankle....broken leg at worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458683)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: trip liquid oxygen

I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so my bones are a little stronger just in case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458752)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Glittery antidepressant drug

yeah I mean every bit helps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458789)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: cerebral silver toaster

Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458843)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Stimulating scarlet business firm coldplay fan

*legit retard*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458769)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Light Ticket Booth Old Irish Cottage

Read up faggot

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458790)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:22 PM
Author: Stimulating scarlet business firm coldplay fan

That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane exploding or landing on you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458796)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: free-loading aromatic jew blood rage

titcr

chip kelly is done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458803)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: Glittery antidepressant drug

yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by two TTT hacks who don't even have STEM degrees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458801)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Light Ticket Booth Old Irish Cottage

LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the mouthbreathers can't seem to stomach the fact that you would have to jump up faster than the plane is falling, which this experiment proves and is the exact point I first made. And no one could make that jump. /thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458874)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: Vigorous Pervert

show your work, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458881)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Glittery antidepressant drug

cr what a clown lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458893)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: Glittery antidepressant drug

right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment conducted by the mythfaggots. go get your fuckin' shine box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458888)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Light Ticket Booth Old Irish Cottage

"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down."

Show us your vast physics knowledge bro and tell me how you jump up faster than the plane is falling. Go ahead. You can't because you actually know nothing about physics. Done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458911)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Glittery antidepressant drug

am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh.

you're a riot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458913)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Light Ticket Booth Old Irish Cottage

LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explanation of why you're an idiot. Prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458922)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: Glittery antidepressant drug

? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B.S.

If you can't understand the simple and trivial analogy of jumping from the surface of the plane and jumping from a ledge a few feet above the ground then god help you.

I sure hope you don't practice law with those analytical "skills"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458939)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Vigorous Pervert

i thought you had a ph.d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458955)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: Glittery antidepressant drug

same thing

but no yeah i gave up those dreams to become a full-time poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458991)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Vigorous Pervert

you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458921)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: Vigorous Pervert

this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy instead of a real person, so the physics are completely different

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458814)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Stimulating scarlet business firm coldplay fan

LJL, how could the dummy even jump?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458850)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:31 PM
Author: Glittery antidepressant drug

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458868)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Light Ticket Booth Old Irish Cottage

(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458891)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Stimulating scarlet business firm coldplay fan

Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. You are DONE HERE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458899)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Light Ticket Booth Old Irish Cottage

How are the "physics" different mouthbreather?

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458914)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Stimulating scarlet business firm coldplay fan

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458934)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 7:10 PM
Author: Appetizing sandwich nibblets

LOL tyft

great flame or you are legitimately retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24464253)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Marvelous yarmulke

chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458912)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:08 PM
Author: Odious Shivering Temple

worst selfpwn i've seen in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24459190)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy soul-stirring internal respiration

really embarassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24461579)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Outnumbered ceo

no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458916)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Light Ticket Booth Old Irish Cottage

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.

Explain retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458937)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: Stimulating scarlet business firm coldplay fan

Did you even read your link?

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458946)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:43 PM
Author: federal national love of her life

http://www.troll.me/images/kells/well-obviously.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24463420)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Autistic party of the first part

Bort,

what's the debate and who is between?

tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458923)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: Outnumbered ceo

these people who can't think for themselves just buy into common misconceptions without thinking of alternative possibilities and refute notions even when confronted with hard evidence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458985)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: Brilliant Indecent Water Buffalo

well executed flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458942)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Stirring mediation location

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24660691)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: Sick indigo sneaky criminal

tl;dr

why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why do i get a flotation device while flying over land?

also, why do people drown in their cars, why can't they just open a window and swim out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24459061)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: Irradiated crimson church

it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger flight where he was renowned for his heroism by instructing all passengers in this method successfully.

but also has been done unsuccessfully, see the capt sum ting wong flight where that girl tried it and survived but then didn't stick the landing and got run over by the ambulance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24459141)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:06 PM
Author: Stimulating scarlet business firm coldplay fan

cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing so they could all jump in tandem without the seats getting in the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24459165)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:53 PM
Author: provocative chocolate theater stage roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24463475)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 AM
Author: slate mother step-uncle's house

Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, but they usually get run over and killed by FAGGOT FIREFIGHTERS who are responding. It gets swept under by the liberal media.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24460025)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Tan address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24460301)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: provocative chocolate theater stage roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24463481)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 3:39 AM
Author: talented mexican chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24460568)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 8:26 AM
Author: Adventurous Church Building Alpha

the scariest thing about this thread?

the people that dont realize its flame.

WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24460761)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Outnumbered ceo

Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airline industry lies. The reason they don't want people to know they can survive is because then the emergency exit seats get crowded and people panic trying to be the ones selected to survive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24460970)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:46 PM
Author: Adventurous Church Building Alpha

the ONLY question that matters.

how can i change?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24463445)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:03 AM
Author: Outnumbered ceo

If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you I would survive 88-90

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24460980)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:05 PM
Author: jade beady-eyed corner place of business

i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why do they crack and explode even when they land on a runway too hard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24461533)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:11 PM
Author: Histrionic hall genital piercing

(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash)

The plane literally flipped around in the air and smashed down again and didn't break apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24461562)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:21 PM
Author: jade beady-eyed corner place of business

that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it basically directly rammed into the runway platform.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24461620)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:08 PM
Author: Purple fluffy point trust fund

i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging elevators (same principle) i really don't understand how jumping at the last second doesn't prevent injury.

there is a ride at the fair that is basically like a massive platform that goes up hundreds of feet in the air, and then *drops*, hundreds of feet. when you drop, standing on the platform, it's like you are weightless. there is no downward force driving you towards the earth (otherwise, everyone on the ride would fly through the bottom of the platform and die).

in an elevator, it should be much the same. you should be weightless, and able to jump upwards to avoid impact as the elevator makes contact with the bottom of the shaft. the greater concern seems to be flying through the roof of the elevator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24461546)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Outnumbered ceo

Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard part is timing the jump. Everyone who jumps at the right time will survive and free of injury. Just hard timing it. Jump too early you literally are fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24461577)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Purple fluffy point trust fund

cr

the voice of reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24461581)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:18 PM
Author: jade beady-eyed corner place of business

i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24461597)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: White circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24461615)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: seedy excitant juggernaut idiot

If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would it be credited to dive in or do a cannon ball into the water? Does it even matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24461608)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:25 PM
Author: Outnumbered ceo

You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're gonna get shark-pwned which is just as bad if not worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24461643)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: jade beady-eyed corner place of business

a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survivable (and you may drown anyway after breaking your legs and ribs), but there's probably a material chance of surviving. i think there are recorded survival stories of this.

and as for entry position, do a pencil:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MythBusters_(2011_season)#Episode_167_.E2.80.93_Dodge_a_Bullet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24461671)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:31 AM
Author: slate mother step-uncle's house

dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break the surface tension then you'll be fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24467435)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:52 PM
Author: Turquoise Spot

happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us just jumped like nbd, I did a cannonball to show off, fat kid did too but ended up bellyflopping and we all had a hearty lulz at that as we waited for the coast guard to show up to pick us all up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24463468)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:41 PM
Author: topaz exciting really tough guy gunner

I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do survive plane crashes (and not bullshit runway ones), but will inevitably die in the fireball, from exposure, or from blood loss. A couple of people even survived the impact from the Lockerbie bombing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24463397)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:56 PM
Author: jet gaming laptop ratface

ps: ................ ... is assless chaps. if you ever catch yourself engaging with him in another thread remember this one. guaranteed he will be just as insightful in the others.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24463492)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 6:52 PM
Author: Elite Embarrassed To The Bone Turdskin

(Jeff Bridges)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24464186)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Internet-worthy Pozpig Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24467490)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:58 AM
Author: misanthropic racy filthpig nowag

best thread i've read on XO in over a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24467505)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:22 PM
Author: Useless Curious Death Wish

I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport yesterday and was laughing my ass off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24468690)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:54 PM
Author: Outnumbered ceo

Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit in the exit rows for the extra leg room not realizing that sitting there can actually save their lives.

Just funny as hell how people are scared of flying bc of plane crashes. This thread just reconfirms how much of the world is stupid and expects the government to save them. I see responses like "just make planes safer," MOAR regulation" like no bro, just realize you can do something to save yourself in plane crashes. Take some personal responsibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24468814)



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Date: December 9th, 2013 6:06 PM
Author: Outnumbered ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24604642)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Stirring mediation location

ty, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24660687)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:29 AM
Author: ivory indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#26978958)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:10 PM
Author: Anal Incel Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24660669)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:21 PM
Author: Crystalline supple skinny woman

awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or elevator crash. or any crash where you exceed 40mph in a ton of metal which comes to an abrupt stop (cars have crumple zones which help so add a few mph to energy dissipated). The KE=1/2mv2 formulae applies and all that energy is going into you with far more force than a bullet. your bones will crack, your skin will rupture, your eardrums and membranes will explode due to pressure differential and finally you will die in a blazing fireball composed of hot metal fragments.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24660765)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:23 PM
Author: Stirring mediation location

well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques from the "how do people die in the fire?" thread, hosted by Dr. Dessert Fox.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24660784)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:24 PM
Author: massive sex offender

show your work breh. i know at least three people that survived plane crashes via the jump technique. last time i checked, they're skin and membranes were intact.

lol, plane noob.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24660786)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:25 PM
Author: chartreuse private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24660798)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 4:14 PM
Author: Outnumbered ceo

This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any sort of falling object you're no longer traveling with it. You're not living in some alternate universe just bc you're on an airplane bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24661104)



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Date: March 8th, 2014 9:35 AM
Author: Electric mahogany plaza

if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about the life-saving treasure trove of survival techniques by XO'ers ITT...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#25152884)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Outnumbered ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#26978590)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:01 AM
Author: Exhilarant Karate Cruise Ship

if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as many of those inflatable cushions as possible / airline pillows and jump on top of that, impact will just be like hitting the bed with ur hot second cousin on top of u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#26979019)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:08 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal theatre

woah, it's you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#26979031)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 4:21 AM
Author: Motley cordovan lodge

and how come people don't fly right off the face of the earth, since earth spins so fast and has a lot of angular momentum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#26979235)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 9:00 AM
Author: Sepia overrated kitchen

Uh they do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#26979504)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:05 PM
Author: Outnumbered ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#27109515)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: Exhilarant Karate Cruise Ship

(guy who has never seen a bird fly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#27120838)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 1:25 AM
Author: tripping painfully honest garrison

Why not just stick a spare engine and a large parachute in the cargo compartment in case the plane begins to fall out of the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#27120668)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 12:56 PM
Author: Bright field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#27546822)



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Date: December 1st, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: Outnumbered ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#29287414)



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Date: January 3rd, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: Outnumbered ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#29510766)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:33 AM
Author: Bateful khaki dragon half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#30219423)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:38 AM
Author: amber mad cow disease school

I cant believe ive never seen this thread before.

Ty for all the tips gentlemen, ill make sure to remember all ive learned in this thread for use in a future emergency.

Uninflated 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#30219497)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:41 AM
Author: Nubile arousing windowlicker

This is one of a series of 180 "just jump" threads from that era. I can't remember the thread title but there is another hilarious one where OP was expressing confusion at how people die when they fall from tall buildings... "why they don't just grab the sidewalk canopy before they hit the pavement," etc.

edit: cant find the thread I'm talking about, but here was a follow-up thread riffing on the same idea http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2467138&mc=25&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#30219500)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: canary faggotry weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#30219569)



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Date: May 12th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Bateful khaki dragon half-breed

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#30464144)



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Date: September 24th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: razzmatazz tattoo brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#31480262)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: Outnumbered ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#37197656)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:49 PM
Author: Pink principal's office feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#37918578)



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Date: May 25th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Outnumbered ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#38290169)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:01 PM
Author: Chest-beating dark regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#39243529)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:03 PM
Author: Demanding wine station tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#39243540)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:17 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#47457788)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:21 AM
Author: Wonderful violent den

a certified ZoZo Classic™ thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#47457795)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:32 AM
Author: yellow fragrant quadroon tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#47457883)



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Author: Bull headed blue brunch jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#47457843)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Outnumbered ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#49397800)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Wonderful violent den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#49397898)