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'I'm pregnant!' shouts Jonathan Franzen's wife.

He places a finger on her lips. 'No, it is I who am pregnant...
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Indigo Impertinent Milk
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180
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never read a franzen novel and now I have a perfect idea of ...
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Indigo Impertinent Milk
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Him and DFW would go on book tours together. DFW would brag ...
Gaped shrine
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lol at DFW pulling insecure dork 6s
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Source? I thought I read somewhere that DFW was unhappy wit...
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Navy costumed den crotch
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still funny.
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swollen trailer park mental disorder
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Still 180
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swollen trailer park mental disorder
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plum twisted friendly grandma
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Indigo Impertinent Milk
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Franzen is hated on here because he's the epitome of an xoxo...
heady tan persian
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MODS! *(minus "even in success")
swollen trailer park mental disorder
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?
heady tan persian
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?pls
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Date: September 24th, 2014 7:04 AM
Author: Gay mind-boggling piazza

He places a finger on her lips. 'No, it is I who am pregnant,' he says. 'Pregnant with the next great American novel.' He walks into the backyard and places a single portobello mushroom upon the grill.

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Date: September 28th, 2014 3:41 AM
Author: Slap-happy jet-lagged school puppy



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:49 AM
Author: Indigo Impertinent Milk



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:50 AM
Author: Nubile Bateful Azn Native



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:50 AM
Author: plum twisted friendly grandma

180

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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:09 AM
Author: hot temple jewess



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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:09 AM
Author: cobalt parlor haunted graveyard



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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:20 AM
Author: bisexual fat ankles

never read a franzen novel and now I have a perfect idea of who he is thanks to op's vivid description

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#30814757)



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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:51 PM
Author: Indigo Impertinent Milk



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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:54 PM
Author: Gaped shrine

Him and DFW would go on book tours together. DFW would brag about how much "audience pussy" he got and realized that it made Franzen extremely uncomfortable. From then on DFW made it a point to talk about and describe to Franzen the audience pussy he obtained throughout their book tours on a nightly basis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#30957256)



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Date: March 30th, 2017 6:35 PM
Author: heady tan persian

lol at DFW pulling insecure dork 6s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#32956442)



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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: black bespoke elastic band

Source? I thought I read somewhere that DFW was unhappy with how little groupie pussy he got

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Date: August 26th, 2016 1:58 AM
Author: bisexual fat ankles



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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:51 PM
Author: Indigo Impertinent Milk



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Date: August 26th, 2016 8:05 AM
Author: Rusted Up-to-no-good Police Squad Crackhouse



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Date: August 26th, 2016 8:06 AM
Author: Low-t comical cumskin lettuce



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Date: December 12th, 2016 6:44 PM
Author: Navy costumed den crotch



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Date: March 30th, 2017 5:28 PM
Author: Navy costumed den crotch



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Date: March 30th, 2017 5:40 PM
Author: maniacal primrose athletic conference

still funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#32956038)



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Date: March 30th, 2017 6:35 PM
Author: Amethyst pontificating death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#32956444)



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:38 PM
Author: Crystalline Concupiscible State Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#34232299)



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:38 PM
Author: demanding maroon tanning salon



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: Vivacious charcoal corner turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#34232446)



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: swollen trailer park mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#34232456)



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Date: September 17th, 2017 10:26 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal home

Still 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#34232674)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:30 PM
Author: swollen trailer park mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#34669273)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:12 PM
Author: plum twisted friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#34669191)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:13 PM
Author: Indigo Impertinent Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#34669194)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:05 PM
Author: heady tan persian

Franzen is hated on here because he's the epitome of an xoxoer. Neurotic, envious 130 IQ striver/grinder, who pretends he was one of the cool kids and even in success is utterly miserable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#34669491)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:07 PM
Author: swollen trailer park mental disorder

MODS!

*(minus "even in success")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#34669505)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:11 PM
Author: heady tan persian

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#34669532)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: swollen trailer park mental disorder

?pls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#34669554)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: Mauve Learning Disabled Messiness Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#34669580)



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Date: March 13th, 2021 4:48 PM
Author: dashing church feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#42099217)



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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:37 PM
Author: Arousing Chrome Hell Quadroon

If u befriended aliens today, in exchanging intergalactic gifts from the human race, would u submit the Corrections? Really?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#42099373)



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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:44 PM
Author: Greedy Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#42099399)



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Date: August 28th, 2022 8:43 PM
Author: Navy costumed den crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#45085318)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: ferguson



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#49168449)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: autoadmit poaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#49168452)