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Another Kirkland & Ellis Associate bites the dust

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Apoplectic mother institution
  12/11/14
I'd be pissed if I died prematurely after all this delayed g...
Chocolate aromatic giraffe
  12/11/14
Truly brutal.
medicated house
  12/11/14
...
ruby doctorate
  12/11/14
...
rough-skinned heady clown
  06/04/17
Wonder if he could even get life insurance, and assuming he ...
Exciting nudist blood rage
  08/17/20
...
appetizing painfully honest stage
  12/12/14
jesus
aquamarine voyeur jap
  12/11/14
just remember all this light and life was spent on billing f...
aquamarine voyeur jap
  12/11/14
...
Lavender Generalized Bond Elastic Band
  12/13/14
fuuuuuuuuuuck
vigorous legend keepsake machete
  12/13/14
Anyone know cause of death? Was this a suicide?
effete range
  12/11/14
"For all his strengths, there was something overwhelmin...
Apoplectic mother institution
  12/11/14
Well it could either be suicide or some sort of drug overdos...
effete range
  12/11/14
It said a vulnerable moment like it was intentional
crimson alpha locus
  12/11/14
cr. unless it was some sort of allergy or something
aquamarine voyeur jap
  12/11/14
perhaps Apollo himself guided the arrow of Paris to slay you...
Misunderstood lilac electric furnace mad cow disease
  12/11/14
:(
aquamarine voyeur jap
  12/11/14
180
Jade lascivious messiness
  12/11/14
...
Alcoholic parlour mexican
  06/04/17
...
Hairraiser Frum Brunch
  12/11/14
Literally fucking heartbreaking
idiotic pervert theatre
  12/12/14
Jesus that is so sad.
bronze motley filthpig
  08/17/20
for some reason i picture him having AVM like Nate on six fe...
talking spectacular pocket flask trust fund
  12/11/14
he's got gay face
rough-skinned heady clown
  12/11/14
I feel bad for loling but can't help it.
cordovan big stain
  12/11/14
he's definitely gay
rough-skinned heady clown
  12/11/14
lol
cordovan big stain
  12/11/14
And engaged to a chick. I think this may be the overwhelmin...
yellow cerebral skinny woman
  12/11/14
...
Pontificating tanning salon dingle berry
  06/04/17
...
Excitant degenerate
  01/22/15
Wait, did he killself or was it drugs?
supple corner
  12/11/14
Damn, sounds like a suicide: For all his strengths, ther...
curious casino laser beams
  12/11/14
Did his SHATTER THE MARKET bonus clear at least first.
cobalt ticket booth roommate
  12/11/14
KIRKLAND no longer SHATTERS. That's probably why he killed ...
Tan exhilarant trump supporter space
  12/11/14
Did they at least have $17,500 first year bonuses and then s...
cobalt ticket booth roommate
  12/11/14
Hope more details come up on this. Pretty sad that he was so...
Aggressive jet-lagged field
  12/11/14
Thanks a lot Obama.
Apoplectic mother institution
  12/11/14
LOL at 3000 per year.
Turquoise racy party of the first part
  12/11/14
Attrition is pretty high at Kirkland, so this is not terribl...
diverse twinkling parlor immigrant
  12/11/14
...
Tan exhilarant trump supporter space
  12/11/14
Jesus dude.
pearl becky
  12/11/14
?
Harsh Sable Dilemma Athletic Conference
  12/11/14
...
rose toilet seat
  12/11/14
the departing
medicated house
  12/11/14
...
Pink electric stag film faggotry
  12/11/14
See you hell, because I laff'd
ocher dead masturbator
  12/11/14
...
Dull Insecure Senate Gay Wizard
  09/15/17
180
Sinister indian lodge philosopher-king
  12/11/14
...
Startling Lodge Azn
  12/11/14
...
ruby doctorate
  12/11/14
...
Pungent Comical Lettuce
  06/04/17
...
Lavender Generalized Bond Elastic Band
  10/16/24
It sounds like he killed himself? "Something overwhelmi...
crimson alpha locus
  12/11/14
Sounds like the stress of biglaw got to him.... Dude was lik...
crimson alpha locus
  12/11/14
Quitting after "compiling a nose-bleed GPA"?
medicated house
  12/11/14
Fucking GPA splitters. Grinders the lot of them.
Apoplectic mother institution
  12/11/14
do NOT talk that way about a scholar HIGHEST DISTINCTI...
Autistic Theater Stage
  12/11/14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgSJUzYCGtc
Shaky knife principal's office
  12/11/14
Never gets old. Would love to see the footage that didn't m...
Concupiscible Church
  12/11/14
I can't believe how fast time is going..this dude wasn't bor...
unhinged temple roast beef
  12/11/14
He is currently enjoying DLA PIPER. not flame.
swashbuckling copper church building sandwich
  12/11/14
"If you want to balance, you can, on balance, do so.&qu...
cobalt ticket booth roommate
  12/11/14
i am sure whoever wrote the script thought repeating 'balanc...
red volcanic crater state
  12/13/14
http://www.anitaslove.com/about/ Anita L. Schick died on ...
Lavender Generalized Bond Elastic Band
  12/13/14
the first dude's wiggling foot tic gets me every time.
chest-beating forum
  01/23/15
fiancee is a 10/10 https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net...
Arrogant maize point deer antler
  12/11/14
he's gay hth
rough-skinned heady clown
  12/11/14
her note on her fb page is sad.
Arrogant maize point deer antler
  12/11/14
Pls post
crimson alpha locus
  12/11/14
eh, just put her name in fb
Arrogant maize point deer antler
  12/11/14
i think I got some dust in my eye or a little mist drifted i...
titillating hell
  12/11/14
this. and it doesnt seem like suicide. says he died a rar...
Arrogant maize point deer antler
  12/11/14
uh, bro, that note and his mom's comment on the note make it...
titillating hell
  12/11/14
i can't find the mom's comment. initials?
Arrogant maize point deer antler
  12/11/14
most likely actually his dad or brother or something. 14 com...
titillating hell
  12/11/14
holy shit, you're right. this is sad. they could be anyon...
Arrogant maize point deer antler
  12/11/14
jfc you guys are thorough in reviewing facebook discovery
Bat-shit-crazy Tattoo
  12/11/14
When's the last time you've heard of someone hanging themsel...
cocky mentally impaired twinkling uncleanness area
  12/11/14
too soon, breh. too soon.
Arrogant maize point deer antler
  12/11/14
I laughed I'm going to hell
crimson alpha locus
  12/11/14
fuck
swashbuckling copper church building sandwich
  12/11/14
Oh my God. I hope someone loves me as much as this someday: ...
pearl becky
  12/11/14
oh my god
aquamarine voyeur jap
  12/11/14
The credited oh my god. OMG does not cover it.
pearl becky
  12/11/14
i was ok until "your wife"
aquamarine voyeur jap
  12/11/14
Dude. How did "Wait for Me" not fucking floor you?...
pearl becky
  12/11/14
not quite sure where he i going to go- looks like he is stuc...
fragrant canary garrison puppy
  09/15/17
the "wait for me" got me. you can feel the love an...
titillating hell
  12/11/14
...
pearl becky
  12/11/14
yeah I got a boner there too
Harsh Sable Dilemma Athletic Conference
  12/11/14
...
misanthropic dysfunction personal credit line
  02/11/16
...
Awkward Fanboi
  12/11/14
...
idiotic pervert theatre
  12/12/14
To be fair, they probably do. You'll just have to die for th...
crimson alpha locus
  12/11/14
I don't know bro. Offering to pay for people to come to a fu...
pearl becky
  12/11/14
she probably has like 40K just sitting around now that the w...
transparent odious piazza
  12/11/14
Bro, I think she is Jewish.
pearl becky
  12/11/14
From the little we know of her I'm willing to bet there's ze...
Useless boiling water ladyboy
  12/11/14
So the takeaway is obviously that YOU should tell your loved...
transparent odious piazza
  12/11/14
...
pearl becky
  12/11/14
one of my friends just found out her husband was cheating on...
transparent odious piazza
  12/11/14
lol
aquamarine voyeur jap
  12/11/14
but in seriousness, she said she was very happy and so i rel...
transparent odious piazza
  12/11/14
:) :) :) :) :) :) that makes me happy
aquamarine voyeur jap
  12/11/14
My wife would say she is not happy. Fml
crimson alpha locus
  12/11/14
...
cordovan big stain
  12/11/14
LOL faggot
Pontificating tanning salon dingle berry
  12/11/14
lol
Startling Lodge Azn
  12/11/14
Best post by a pumo of 2014
stirring bespoke school feces
  12/13/14
...
wonderful bistre friendly grandma
  06/04/17
That's true, but it's not the same
crimson alpha locus
  12/11/14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv7w200rrcs
Harsh Sable Dilemma Athletic Conference
  12/11/14
jesus. Also: *toward
Concupiscible Church
  12/11/14
Only on xo would you have a to v. toward masterman.
pearl becky
  12/11/14
...
Arrogant maize point deer antler
  12/11/14
kinda macabre, no? better have this gal on suicide watch.
Chestnut mood
  12/11/14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHhp1ICLuHE
judgmental lime box office
  12/13/14
fuck
cordovan big stain
  12/11/14
...
pearl becky
  12/11/14
oh my. what a lovely girl. so terrible. terrible. terrib...
Aphrodisiac native
  12/11/14
...
pearl becky
  12/11/14
This is where you reply golden bears are extinct. Too soon?
cobalt ticket booth roommate
  12/11/14
oh dear
Misunderstood lilac electric furnace mad cow disease
  12/11/14
...
pearl becky
  12/11/14
i feel really bad for her and his family. i will never un...
Umber Bipolar Kitty Cat Heaven
  12/11/14
...
pearl becky
  12/11/14
i know what you mean. i think it's really important to keep ...
stimulating orchestra pit
  12/11/14
she sounds guilty if you ask me. what are the odds he found ...
razzle-dazzle big-titted rehab
  12/11/14
95%
blathering gas station
  12/12/14
:(
doobsian honey-headed coffee pot base
  12/12/14
holy shit
Multi-colored Pisswyrm Love Of Her Life
  12/12/14
...
Apoplectic mother institution
  02/11/16
JFC
\'\"\"\'\'\'\"\"\'
  01/17/26
On a scale of 1-20?
cordovan big stain
  12/11/14
Maybe he means 10 divided by 10?
Concupiscible Church
  12/11/14
...
rough-skinned heady clown
  12/11/14
...
pearl becky
  12/11/14
Also lives in LA making nothing as a private school teacher ...
Concupiscible Church
  12/11/14
i'm sure she has rich parents, like all jews do.
Arrogant maize point deer antler
  12/11/14
7
transparent odious piazza
  12/11/14
:(
misanthropic dysfunction personal credit line
  01/22/15
invalid link
overrated abode incel
  02/11/16
Doesn't the article say he had a lifelong medical condition?...
Salmon impressive dragon market
  12/11/14
It's really an odd twist. You read that up front and think o...
crimson alpha locus
  12/11/14
the family was probably obliquely referring to depression
aqua factory reset button
  12/11/14
(reading comp masterman)
yellow cerebral skinny woman
  12/11/14
gd i can't believe you had to poast this for me to realize i...
aqua factory reset button
  12/11/14
that isn't "rare" though
aquamarine voyeur jap
  12/11/14
yeah man be sure to hit them with a comment.
Autistic Theater Stage
  12/11/14
SHATTERS your life
ocher dead masturbator
  12/11/14
"Six years, pumo! . . . Six years -- four hundred d...
Vivacious school cafeteria
  12/11/14
...
Nofapping step-uncle's house people who are hurt
  12/11/14
good to see someone is paying attention here.
Vivacious school cafeteria
  12/11/14
"His means were modest" LOL at that bullshit six...
transparent odious piazza
  12/11/14
holy fuck he only worked biglaw for a year. go to hell
aquamarine voyeur jap
  12/11/14
he spent his whole life in school. when he was at berkeley h...
Autistic Theater Stage
  12/11/14
*has net worth of -210000* *eats ramen noodles b/c of tax...
hateful orange chad kitchen
  12/11/14
HIGHEST DISTINCTION IN GENERAL SCHOLARSHIP
Autistic Theater Stage
  12/11/14
is that summa cum laude?
twisted university
  12/12/14
bro looks fat as fuck in his firm bio compared to the other ...
Autistic Theater Stage
  12/11/14
stfu PN
Harsh Sable Dilemma Athletic Conference
  12/11/14
120 :(
doobsian honey-headed coffee pot base
  12/11/14
I wonder what the mood is like at the Kirkland sf office tod...
Adventurous amber private investor resort
  12/11/14
BIGLAW assicaticates are too boring and robotic to have any ...
cobalt ticket booth roommate
  12/11/14
...
Multi-colored Pisswyrm Love Of Her Life
  12/12/14
...
Lavender Generalized Bond Elastic Band
  12/13/14
especially true in SF
judgmental lime box office
  12/13/14
"Look at what they make us give," one associate sa...
cocky mentally impaired twinkling uncleanness area
  12/11/14
...
pearly talented set
  12/11/14
What's the source of this?
rose toilet seat
  12/11/14
Jason Bourne movie. Bourne kills another assassin while with...
yapping contagious pit
  12/12/14
...
judgmental lime box office
  12/13/14
...
Multi-colored Pisswyrm Love Of Her Life
  01/22/15
unjustifiably underrated poast
judgmental lime box office
  01/22/15
"You eat what you kill." I would say they're 10...
Apoplectic mother institution
  12/11/14
This sounds right. Jfc
Adventurous amber private investor resort
  12/11/14
christ on a stick
rambunctious business firm
  12/11/14
The cold hard truth is its business as usual. Associates way...
crimson alpha locus
  12/11/14
A mid-level at my firm at one of our smaller offices killed ...
pearl becky
  12/11/14
Someone died in my biglaw firm and literally the day everyon...
bull headed geriatric really tough guy
  12/11/14
lmao
Hideous property
  12/11/14
"Let's push to get this doc production out early for Je...
razzle persian address
  12/12/14
...
Nubile Spot
  12/12/14
...
judgmental lime box office
  01/22/15
For the firm, in death as in life.
Shaky knife principal's office
  06/04/17
*Fish SPRINTING to mail a lateral application*
silver arousing hospital
  12/11/14
:( Sad story for everyone involved.:(
haunting location jew
  12/11/14
As much as i've thought about going out like this, the thing...
Aphrodisiac native
  12/11/14
TITCR. I saw so many people toil away in abject misery. It...
gaped mad-dog skullcap wagecucks
  12/11/14
He should have taken the NYS DOCCS exam this upcoming Januar...
Dashing self-absorbed brethren idiot
  12/11/14
or even NYSAN MAN test.
Nofapping step-uncle's house people who are hurt
  12/11/14
Ti, OC, tcr. I can't understand people who wouldn't try just...
crimson alpha locus
  12/11/14
what can a 30 year old reasonably restart at though. esp as...
navy den milk
  12/12/14
Sure but you'd rather kill yourself than just run away? Coul...
crimson alpha locus
  12/12/14
yeah but when you've spent your whole life striving, strivin...
grizzly bat shit crazy internal respiration main people
  12/11/14
this stuff happens in house too my friend http://abovethe...
wonderful bistre friendly grandma
  12/11/14
...
Lavender Generalized Bond Elastic Band
  12/13/14
earl-bot says: what a selfish asshole. Feel horrible for...
Lake turdskin
  12/11/14
To be fair, you know nothing about the fiance. She could hav...
crimson alpha locus
  12/11/14
Hits close to home.
passionate glassy library
  12/11/14
You killed yourself too?
crimson alpha locus
  12/11/14
agreed
wonderful bistre friendly grandma
  12/11/14
Partner didn't give attention To the fact that client didn'...
Peach lay
  12/11/14
Clearly I remember Nit-picking on the boy Seamless each ni...
Marvelous bright meetinghouse
  12/12/14
How could I forget When I caught him sleeping under his des...
Marvelous bright meetinghouse
  12/12/14
damn, you guys.
Awkward Fanboi
  12/12/14
...
Marvelous bright meetinghouse
  12/12/14
most underrated subthread itt
judgmental lime box office
  12/13/14
ty
Marvelous bright meetinghouse
  12/13/14
...
Peach lay
  12/13/14
this is great
adulterous charismatic yarmulke
  12/13/14
...
Peach lay
  12/13/14
...
Sexy office
  12/12/14
...
judgmental lime box office
  12/13/14
...
Marvelous bright meetinghouse
  03/05/17
so where can I send my app
very tactful floppy prole trailer park
  12/11/14
His profile is still up on Kirkland.com. You think anyone th...
vigorous legend keepsake machete
  12/11/14
...
cocky mentally impaired twinkling uncleanness area
  12/11/14
...
Peach lay
  12/11/14
harsh
Arrogant maize point deer antler
  12/11/14
...
razzle persian address
  12/11/14
Wouldn't surprise me if he's still being copied on shit
crimson alpha locus
  12/11/14
lolol
blathering gas station
  12/12/14
...
ruby doctorate
  12/11/14
jfc
soul-stirring insane preventive strike
  12/12/14
...
Self-centered stage
  12/12/14
...
Sexy office
  12/12/14
He may be gone, but he shall live on forever in the calendar...
sooty 180 water buffalo plaza
  12/12/14
...
pearly talented set
  12/12/14
still
Snowy glittery macaca
  12/12/14
...
Multi-colored Pisswyrm Love Of Her Life
  12/12/14
someone seriously needs to make a movie about biglaw includi...
judgmental lime box office
  12/13/14
Business idea:
Peach lay
  12/13/14
fuck
Mildly autistic digit ratio
  12/13/14
oh god oh -
red volcanic crater state
  12/13/14
...
provocative locale fat ankles
  12/22/14
...
Pink electric stag film faggotry
  01/23/15
...
Pungent Comical Lettuce
  06/04/17
Pretty sad. I remember reading about a female kirkland asso...
navy den milk
  12/12/14
Mourn for colleague, prepare and deliver poignant anecdote r...
sooty 180 water buffalo plaza
  12/12/14
jfc 180
Laughsome Striped Hyena Crackhouse
  12/12/14
...
Peach lay
  12/12/14
...
diverse twinkling parlor immigrant
  12/12/14
padded as usual
Marvelous bright meetinghouse
  12/12/14
...
Multi-colored Pisswyrm Love Of Her Life
  01/22/15
...
Pink electric stag film faggotry
  01/23/15
Mid-level offed herself at my old firm. They sent around a ...
medicated house
  12/12/14
"grinding tons of hours" pic? *gets out lotion*
Harsh Sable Dilemma Athletic Conference
  12/13/14
if suicide, LOL if not, sucks terribly
Topaz foreskin
  12/13/14
JESUS CHRIST....how is this dude's profile still up on K&...
claret community account
  12/22/14
Jesus. He's been in the ground for weeks now. Mr. Hammes, te...
sooty 180 water buffalo plaza
  12/22/14
Sick
rose toilet seat
  12/22/14
Gotta keep him up there until Dec 2014 bills clear.
medicated house
  12/22/14
This is really depressing. It's not like they left it as a t...
claret community account
  12/23/14
update: IT'S STILL THERE
vigorous legend keepsake machete
  12/28/14
stopped reading at "nose-bleed GPA"
deranged bateful nursing home coldplay fan
  12/22/14
email from partner to deceased: "In the future, please ...
judgmental lime box office
  01/22/15
...
Vibrant drab police squad sweet tailpipe
  01/23/15
Hilarious that his brutal, savage suicide is repeatedly call...
Fantasy-prone round eye theater
  01/23/15
uvt actually
adulterous charismatic yarmulke
  01/23/15
https://www.linkedin.com/pub/jeremy-adler/4a/a08/5ba His ...
Apoplectic mother institution
  01/23/15
...
Fantasy-prone round eye theater
  01/23/15
brutal
medicated house
  01/23/15
2.5 years away from copping non-equity partner!
Apoplectic mother institution
  02/11/16
http://www.theknot.com/wedding/Pringle-Adler
Self-centered stage
  02/11/16
Oh. That's horrible with the honeymoon date calculation.
misanthropic dysfunction personal credit line
  02/11/16
holy shit still there.
Vermilion Reading Party
  03/05/17
Coming soon to a LinkedIn Inbox: Jeremy Adler is celebrating...
Apoplectic mother institution
  09/15/17
...
irradiated stock car
  04/25/15
:(
Multi-colored Pisswyrm Love Of Her Life
  02/11/16
this handsome bro had no wife or kids right? why did he kill...
Multi-colored Pisswyrm Love Of Her Life
  02/11/16
:(
misanthropic dysfunction personal credit line
  02/11/16
...
House-broken newt organic girlfriend
  06/04/17
the fucked up thing about this thread is it's the 2nd hit on...
histrionic death wish
  06/04/17
...
Alcoholic parlour mexican
  08/02/17
...
slate international law enforcement agency
  09/15/17
im just gonna ask the q everyone wants to know but is 2 scar...
Dull Insecure Senate Gay Wizard
  09/15/17
I hope she found a less selfish bro to devote herself to.
Apoplectic mother institution
  09/15/17
they sounded like true lovers.
Dull Insecure Senate Gay Wizard
  09/15/17
did anyone check her FB
slate international law enforcement agency
  09/15/17
Of course I am sure she did. I doubt she even thinks of thi...
brass thriller new version
  08/17/20
...
Abnormal flesh ratface whorehouse
  08/17/20
great bump
opaque flatulent kitty
  08/17/20


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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:20 AM
Author: Apoplectic mother institution

http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/insidebayarea/obituary.aspx?n=jeremy-theriault-adler&pid=173405169&fhid=5486

I'm sure that his life, on balance, remained in balance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26908659)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:23 AM
Author: Chocolate aromatic giraffe

I'd be pissed if I died prematurely after all this delayed gratification. Dude spend his life grinding and had nothing to show for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26908682)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: medicated house

Truly brutal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26908940)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: ruby doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26912370)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:49 PM
Author: rough-skinned heady clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#33472277)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 1:25 PM
Author: Exciting nudist blood rage

Wonder if he could even get life insurance, and assuming he could if he loaded up and now his fiancee is balling out of control. Or better yet, he never changed the beneficiary and it all goes to his parents and they will use it to buy him a dope mauseleum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#40768695)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: appetizing painfully honest stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26916283)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: aquamarine voyeur jap

jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26908675)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:24 AM
Author: aquamarine voyeur jap

just remember all this light and life was spent on billing for the past 12+ months and then out of nowhere was gone.

it could be you. it could be you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26908684)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: Lavender Generalized Bond Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26922898)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:37 PM
Author: vigorous legend keepsake machete

fuuuuuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26922977)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: effete range

Anyone know cause of death? Was this a suicide?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26908693)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: Apoplectic mother institution

"For all his strengths, there was something overwhelming about the world that Jeremy, in a vulnerable moment, could not quite conquer. We will never know what that something was, only that it caused Jeremy to leave us."

What else could it be?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26908711)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: effete range

Well it could either be suicide or some sort of drug overdose (some shit about demons, etc.), but I think that probably indicates suicide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26908720)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:13 PM
Author: crimson alpha locus

It said a vulnerable moment like it was intentional

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26908863)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: aquamarine voyeur jap

cr. unless it was some sort of allergy or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909358)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:22 PM
Author: Misunderstood lilac electric furnace mad cow disease

perhaps Apollo himself guided the arrow of Paris to slay young Jeremy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909681)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:23 PM
Author: aquamarine voyeur jap

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909688)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: Jade lascivious messiness

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26910065)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:46 PM
Author: Alcoholic parlour mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#33472261)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: Hairraiser Frum Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909704)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 5:07 AM
Author: idiotic pervert theatre

Literally fucking heartbreaking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26915140)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 1:19 PM
Author: bronze motley filthpig

Jesus that is so sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#40768662)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: talking spectacular pocket flask trust fund

for some reason i picture him having AVM like Nate on six feet under. they mention a rare medical condition, but he was still going on with his life as if he was fine (engaged, biglaw, etc.).

or maybe he was just like ljl white women and checked out of here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26908723)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: rough-skinned heady clown

he's got gay face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26908697)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author: cordovan big stain

I feel bad for loling but can't help it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909089)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: rough-skinned heady clown

he's definitely gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909245)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: cordovan big stain

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909252)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: yellow cerebral skinny woman

And engaged to a chick. I think this may be the overwhelming thing he couldn't overcome despite all of his strength.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909288)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: Pontificating tanning salon dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#33472271)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:09 PM
Author: Excitant degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#27165468)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: supple corner

Wait, did he killself or was it drugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26908713)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: curious casino laser beams

Damn, sounds like a suicide:

For all his strengths, there was something overwhelming about the world that Jeremy, in a vulnerable moment, could not quite conquer. We will never know what that something was, only that it caused Jeremy to leave us. - See more at:

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26908717)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: cobalt ticket booth roommate

Did his SHATTER THE MARKET bonus clear at least first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26908721)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: Tan exhilarant trump supporter space

KIRKLAND no longer SHATTERS. That's probably why he killed self.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26908831)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:54 PM
Author: cobalt ticket booth roommate

Did they at least have $17,500 first year bonuses and then start trimming mid and high level to claim they do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909481)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: Aggressive jet-lagged field

Hope more details come up on this. Pretty sad that he was so insignificant to Kirkland that they still haven't taken his profile down (possible they are not even aware). I know someone who did IP lit in that office and billed 3k minimum per year. I know another person who had what can only be described as complete emotional meltdown (the kind of girl who was always positive and upbeat). Hopefully, Kirkland can be a true market leader and institute some mental health check program that will be a model for a market, however, I believe we all know that an earth shattering hush payment to the family is the most likely outcome here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26908794)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: Apoplectic mother institution

Thanks a lot Obama.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26908813)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 5:37 PM
Author: Turquoise racy party of the first part

LOL at 3000 per year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26910684)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: diverse twinkling parlor immigrant

Attrition is pretty high at Kirkland, so this is not terribly surprising.

However, associates usually wait until the New Year to transition out of the firm, so this departure before bonuses are paid out is a bit abnormal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26908826)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:06 PM
Author: Tan exhilarant trump supporter space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26908835)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:12 PM
Author: pearl becky

Jesus dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26908857)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:15 PM
Author: Harsh Sable Dilemma Athletic Conference

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26908881)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:14 PM
Author: rose toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26908867)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: medicated house

the departing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26908964)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: Pink electric stag film faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909125)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: ocher dead masturbator

See you hell, because I laff'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909369)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:13 PM
Author: Dull Insecure Senate Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#34217533)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Sinister indian lodge philosopher-king

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909630)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 6:32 PM
Author: Startling Lodge Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26911076)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: ruby doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26912384)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 6:08 PM
Author: Pungent Comical Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#33472420)



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Date: October 16th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: Lavender Generalized Bond Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#48204667)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: crimson alpha locus

It sounds like he killed himself? "Something overwhelming about the world he could not quite conquer"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26908845)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:11 PM
Author: crimson alpha locus

Sounds like the stress of biglaw got to him.... Dude was likely miserable in his last few years and saw nothing but bleakness going forward. Kinda sad even with being engaged. Dude should have at least tried quitting and seeing if that made him happier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26908852)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:27 PM
Author: medicated house

Quitting after "compiling a nose-bleed GPA"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26908972)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:43 PM
Author: Apoplectic mother institution

Fucking GPA splitters. Grinders the lot of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909051)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Autistic Theater Stage

do NOT talk that way about a scholar

HIGHEST DISTINCTION IN GENERAL SCHOLARSHIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909419)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:48 PM
Author: Shaky knife principal's office

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgSJUzYCGtc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909064)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:54 PM
Author: Concupiscible Church

Never gets old. Would love to see the footage that didn't make the cut, like the cocking of the gun pointed at Robert C. Davis' head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909100)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:28 PM
Author: unhinged temple roast beef

I can't believe how fast time is going..this dude wasn't born until 1985

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909282)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: swashbuckling copper church building sandwich

He is currently enjoying DLA PIPER. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909296)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: cobalt ticket booth roommate

"If you want to balance, you can, on balance, do so."

What the fuck does that even mean? Aren't lawyers paid to not spout meaningless jargon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909499)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: red volcanic crater state

i am sure whoever wrote the script thought repeating 'balance' was a clever rhetorical flourish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26922970)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:23 PM
Author: Lavender Generalized Bond Elastic Band

http://www.anitaslove.com/about/

Anita L. Schick died on August 21st, 2009, peacefully in her bed. She wasn’t sick. She was 27 weeks pregnant and in (seemingly) perfect health. To date, no cause is known for her death. She was 37 years old.

Anita’s life revolved around God and her relationships to people. She touched people with her laughter, caring and love. This site hopes to continue her love.

Writing helps me heal, so here I am with a new blog. In addition to continuing Anita’s legacy, I am working through my own feelings by examining who she was – which makes me feel closer to her. This also provides a place to gather information for our three children so they can one day understand better who their mother was.

If you have any feelings, thoughts, memories or stories about Anita, please email me at greg@anitaslove.com – I am collecting these specifically for the children. Some of them I may use on the site. If you prefer not to have your name used on the site or to have your stories shared only with the children, please let me know. But do not let that stop you from sharing with my family the love that Anita gave you.

Thank you.

Greg Schick

August 2009

Update: January 2010, the coronor finally presented us the report and issued a death certificate. The official cause of death was an enlarged heart with additional conditions being a placental abruption. Since they don’t know if the placenta detatched before or after her heart stopped, they could not say for certain that it was the cause of death. But I say for certain it was because I knew my wife. She had two natural childbirths with no medication by going into a trace-like state during labor. She had a high pain tolerance and, I believe, would have put herself into the same mental trance if she felt a lot of pain (which she did that moring, she told me). I think she was trying to resist the pain of the abruption over a period of several hours until her heart finally gave out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26922907)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:30 AM
Author: chest-beating forum

the first dude's wiggling foot tic gets me every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#27169157)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:20 PM
Author: Arrogant maize point deer antler

fiancee is a 10/10

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10516781_10103348535200423_3835150854588191318_n.jpg?oh=e55ff740a0d9ab6c9498410d1bb128f0&oe=550E304C&__gda__=1426702682_9461300fe953e108c538fe6678ce3d5d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909244)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: rough-skinned heady clown

he's gay hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909250)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Arrogant maize point deer antler

her note on her fb page is sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909254)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: crimson alpha locus

Pls post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909258)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Arrogant maize point deer antler

eh, just put her name in fb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909279)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:34 PM
Author: titillating hell

i think I got some dust in my eye or a little mist drifted in the room or something at the second to last sentence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909324)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Arrogant maize point deer antler

this.

and it doesnt seem like suicide. says he died a rare death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909347)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: titillating hell

uh, bro, that note and his mom's comment on the note make it pretty obvious that it was suicide

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909354)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: Arrogant maize point deer antler

i can't find the mom's comment. initials?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909379)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: titillating hell

most likely actually his dad or brother or something. 14 comments in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909396)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: Arrogant maize point deer antler

holy shit, you're right.

this is sad. they could be anyone i know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909411)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:31 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Tattoo

jfc you guys are thorough in reviewing facebook discovery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26910057)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: cocky mentally impaired twinkling uncleanness area

When's the last time you've heard of someone hanging themselves with a telephone cord DURING a conference call?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909406)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Arrogant maize point deer antler

too soon, breh. too soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909416)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: crimson alpha locus

I laughed I'm going to hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909436)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:53 PM
Author: swashbuckling copper church building sandwich

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909849)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: pearl becky

Oh my God. I hope someone loves me as much as this someday:

If anyone from LA wants to come to the funeral, but cannot afford it, please do not hesitate to ask me for funds. I can't think of anything better to put my wedding money to than celebrating Jeremy's life. I love you, Jer bear. I love you more than you will ever know. I love you, the most golden of bears. Wait for me. Your wife, Rachel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909427)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: aquamarine voyeur jap

oh my god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909431)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: pearl becky

The credited oh my god. OMG does not cover it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909469)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: aquamarine voyeur jap

i was ok until "your wife"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909485)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: pearl becky

Dude. How did "Wait for Me" not fucking floor you? I mean Jesus Fucking Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909492)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: fragrant canary garrison puppy

not quite sure where he i going to go- looks like he is stuck waiting for her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#34217517)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: titillating hell

the "wait for me" got me. you can feel the love and desperation building up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909502)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: pearl becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909510)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: Harsh Sable Dilemma Athletic Conference

yeah I got a boner there too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909542)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:21 PM
Author: misanthropic dysfunction personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#29804046)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Awkward Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26910338)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 5:09 AM
Author: idiotic pervert theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26915148)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: crimson alpha locus

To be fair, they probably do. You'll just have to die for them to say it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909447)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: pearl becky

I don't know bro. Offering to pay for people to come to a funeral is an unbelievable act of love.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909487)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: transparent odious piazza

she probably has like 40K just sitting around now that the wedding won't happen, it's an act of love, but i sure wouldn't call it "unbelievable"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909498)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: pearl becky

Bro, I think she is Jewish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909515)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:26 PM
Author: Useless boiling water ladyboy

From the little we know of her I'm willing to bet there's zero chance of that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909709)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: transparent odious piazza

So the takeaway is obviously that YOU should tell your loved ones TODAY how you feel before it's too late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909490)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: pearl becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909497)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: transparent odious piazza

one of my friends just found out her husband was cheating on her, so that night when i got home i woke my wife up and asked her if she was happy being married to me and we just cuddled for a while as i told her the sad story and then she said no i am not happy and can you please get up, you're cutting off the circulation to tyrone's dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909511)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: aquamarine voyeur jap

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909518)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: transparent odious piazza

but in seriousness, she said she was very happy and so i relaxed

you don't know, but my wife is super awesome, smart, supportive, and hot - basically hit the jackpot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909632)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: aquamarine voyeur jap

:) :) :) :) :) :) that makes me happy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909638)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:59 PM
Author: crimson alpha locus

My wife would say she is not happy. Fml

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909523)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: cordovan big stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909555)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Pontificating tanning salon dingle berry

LOL faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909629)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: Startling Lodge Azn

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26911091)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 4:15 PM
Author: stirring bespoke school feces

Best post by a pumo of 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26923467)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:54 PM
Author: wonderful bistre friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#33472312)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: crimson alpha locus

That's true, but it's not the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909513)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:59 PM
Author: Harsh Sable Dilemma Athletic Conference

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv7w200rrcs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909526)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: Concupiscible Church

jesus.

Also: *toward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909458)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: pearl becky

Only on xo would you have a to v. toward masterman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909505)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Arrogant maize point deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909474)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Chestnut mood

kinda macabre, no? better have this gal on suicide watch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909534)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:28 PM
Author: judgmental lime box office

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHhp1ICLuHE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26922931)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: cordovan big stain

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909541)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: pearl becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909701)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:11 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac native

oh my. what a lovely girl. so terrible. terrible. terrible. terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909622)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: pearl becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909703)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: cobalt ticket booth roommate

This is where you reply golden bears are extinct. Too soon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909633)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: Misunderstood lilac electric furnace mad cow disease

oh dear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909695)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:52 PM
Author: pearl becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909836)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: Umber Bipolar Kitty Cat Heaven

i feel really bad for her and his family.

i will never understand how dark a place somebody has to be in to think it's ok to allow loved ones to suffer through a suicide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909728)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:52 PM
Author: pearl becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909843)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:15 PM
Author: stimulating orchestra pit

i know what you mean. i think it's really important to keep those things separate though - that it's in no way a referendum on how much they love their family.

speaking from experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909976)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:18 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle big-titted rehab

she sounds guilty if you ask me. what are the odds he found out she was banging another dude and that's why he offed himself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909997)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: blathering gas station

95%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26913788)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 5:50 AM
Author: doobsian honey-headed coffee pot base

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26915212)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: Multi-colored Pisswyrm Love Of Her Life

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26916853)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: Apoplectic mother institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#29804038)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: \'\"\"\'\'\'\"\"\'

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#49596842)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: cordovan big stain

On a scale of 1-20?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909261)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:34 PM
Author: Concupiscible Church

Maybe he means 10 divided by 10?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909325)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: rough-skinned heady clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909391)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: pearl becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909705)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: Concupiscible Church

Also lives in LA making nothing as a private school teacher while he was billing 280/month at K&E. Sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909350)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Arrogant maize point deer antler

i'm sure she has rich parents, like all jews do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909385)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:54 PM
Author: transparent odious piazza

7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909478)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: misanthropic dysfunction personal credit line

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#27165350)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: overrated abode incel

invalid link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#29809391)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:25 PM
Author: Salmon impressive dragon market

Doesn't the article say he had a lifelong medical condition? Maybe he died from that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909266)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:26 PM
Author: crimson alpha locus

It's really an odd twist. You read that up front and think oh he got got from a heart attack or something, but then it's like bam one moment of weakness!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909276)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: aqua factory reset button

the family was probably obliquely referring to depression

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909364)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: yellow cerebral skinny woman

(reading comp masterman)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909439)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: aqua factory reset button

gd i can't believe you had to poast this for me to realize i was responding to flaem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909533)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: aquamarine voyeur jap

that isn't "rare" though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909450)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: Autistic Theater Stage

yeah man be sure to hit them with a comment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909517)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: ocher dead masturbator

SHATTERS your life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909366)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: Vivacious school cafeteria

"Six years, pumo! . . .

Six years -- four hundred depositions --

a hundred motions -- five changes of venue --

eighty-four thousand documents in discovery!

...Six years I steered this beast, pumo --

six years of stalling and screaming and scheming . . "



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909368)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: Nofapping step-uncle's house people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26910115)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:24 PM
Author: Vivacious school cafeteria

good to see someone is paying attention here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26910287)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: transparent odious piazza

"His means were modest"

LOL at that bullshit

six figure income is not "modest means"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909402)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: aquamarine voyeur jap

holy fuck he only worked biglaw for a year. go to hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909413)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Autistic Theater Stage

he spent his whole life in school. when he was at berkeley he worked at in-n-out burger what the fuck do you want?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909430)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: hateful orange chad kitchen

*has net worth of -210000*

*eats ramen noodles b/c of taxes & debt service*

*gets shat on for being a 1%er by racist internet posters*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26912290)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: Autistic Theater Stage

HIGHEST DISTINCTION IN GENERAL SCHOLARSHIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909425)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 6:34 AM
Author: twisted university

is that summa cum laude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26915274)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: Autistic Theater Stage

bro looks fat as fuck in his firm bio compared to the other pics. too much seamless faggot. maybe if he went to the gym and squatted once in a while he wouldn't be a depressed faggot .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909457)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: Harsh Sable Dilemma Athletic Conference

stfu PN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909551)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: doobsian honey-headed coffee pot base

120 :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909491)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Adventurous amber private investor resort

I wonder what the mood is like at the Kirkland sf office today.

Must be weird to be in his associate class and think, "someone else preferred death over my everyday routine."

Though in sure his job wasn't the only thing that contributed to this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909535)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: cobalt ticket booth roommate

BIGLAW assicaticates are too boring and robotic to have any kind of self reflection.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909559)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: Multi-colored Pisswyrm Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26916840)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: Lavender Generalized Bond Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26922917)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: judgmental lime box office

especially true in SF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26922939)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: cocky mentally impaired twinkling uncleanness area

"Look at what they make us give," one associate says to another while waiting in the Keurig line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909562)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: pearly talented set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909953)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: rose toilet seat

What's the source of this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26910342)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 2:50 AM
Author: yapping contagious pit

Jason Bourne movie. Bourne kills another assassin while with Marie's brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26914828)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: judgmental lime box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26922944)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: Multi-colored Pisswyrm Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#27165460)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:09 PM
Author: judgmental lime box office

unjustifiably underrated poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#27165470)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: Apoplectic mother institution

"You eat what you kill."

I would say they're 10% shocked/sad at his death, 40% jealous that he doesn't have to work in biglaw anymore, and 50% masochistically happy that they can grab his hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909642)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:20 PM
Author: Adventurous amber private investor resort

This sounds right. Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909666)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:25 PM
Author: rambunctious business firm

christ on a stick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26910032)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:19 PM
Author: crimson alpha locus

The cold hard truth is its business as usual. Associates way too slammed to think about shit like this. They only have the piles and piles of work that people wanted a week ago to think about breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909663)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:23 PM
Author: pearl becky

A mid-level at my firm at one of our smaller offices killed self (I did some research for him in our state once) and while the firm did a nice tribute to him on the website and in some internal emails, nothing else was done other than going to his funeral (people from his office). I don't think the entire thing infringed more than 5 minutes out of my billables.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909689)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 5:25 PM
Author: bull headed geriatric really tough guy

Someone died in my biglaw firm and literally the day everyone found out a partner told me and another associate that it wasn't going to be easy for anyone, but there were matters that needed to be attended to, so we'd have to soldier on with heavy hearts or some crap like that. unreal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26910605)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 5:25 PM
Author: Hideous property

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26910611)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 10:15 AM
Author: razzle persian address

"Let's push to get this doc production out early for Jeremy. He would have wanted it that way."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26915752)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Nubile Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26916645)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: judgmental lime box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#27165482)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 6:00 PM
Author: Shaky knife principal's office

For the firm, in death as in life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#33472363)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: silver arousing hospital

*Fish SPRINTING to mail a lateral application*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909962)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:19 PM
Author: haunting location jew

:( Sad story for everyone involved.:(



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26910011)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac native

As much as i've thought about going out like this, the thing about biglaw is that you have a great first option--quitting. Or even just taking an official leave. Or just calling in sick for 2 weeks. Any of those steps would be a very material change. In other words, in biglaw, you have something so big to unload that you can reasonably expect it to render an immediate and drastic life change--so first move should be ringing the bell. In a way its comforting--there is an intermediate step short of this. Sure, it might not work, but it's there and easy. Fuck peer pressure or keeping up appearances when the alternative is this.

I wish i could have talked to the guy. His fiance sounds so sweet and caring and it is just terrible. And fuck K&E and this fucking industry by the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26910018)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:27 PM
Author: gaped mad-dog skullcap wagecucks

TITCR. I saw so many people toil away in abject misery. It erodes their personality, changes their behaviors, ruins lives. I have nothing but unadulterated hatred for every partner in my former law firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26910039)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: Dashing self-absorbed brethren idiot

He should have taken the NYS DOCCS exam this upcoming January 2015. Great benefits. Great pay. As much or as little overtime as you want. You get to carry an off duty gun and I'm sure he had a shitton saved.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26910059)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: Nofapping step-uncle's house people who are hurt

or even NYSAN MAN test.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26910124)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:18 PM
Author: crimson alpha locus

Ti, OC, tcr. I can't understand people who wouldn't try just escaping all responsibility and restarting somewhere else vs killing themselves. When I'm depressed I fantasize about quitting my job and doing nothing for a year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26910255)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: navy den milk

what can a 30 year old reasonably restart at though. esp as a man chained to society's and his wife's expectations. living in SF surrounded by strivers, women with high expectations, etc.... it sucks but it's not acceptable to just quit your well paying job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26916107)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:59 AM
Author: crimson alpha locus

Sure but you'd rather kill yourself than just run away? Could just drop off the planet man if you are so worried about the shame of facing expectations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26916268)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: grizzly bat shit crazy internal respiration main people

yeah but when you've spent your whole life striving, striving, striving, calling it quits just doesn't seem like the easy way out.

What a fucked up mindset we lawyers have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26910986)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:04 PM
Author: wonderful bistre friendly grandma

this stuff happens in house too my friend

http://abovethelaw.com/2014/10/big-banks-associate-gc-hangs-himself-following-legal-troubles/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26912078)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: Lavender Generalized Bond Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26922913)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: Lake turdskin

earl-bot says:

what a selfish asshole. Feel horrible for his poor fiance. Who the fuck does that?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26910120)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:19 PM
Author: crimson alpha locus

To be fair, you know nothing about the fiance. She could have treated him like dogs it for all you know. I'm sure she really did love him but that doesn't mean she was a good gf. She could have been cheating on him or whatever. Who knows.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26910265)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:30 PM
Author: passionate glassy library

Hits close to home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26910314)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 8:08 PM
Author: crimson alpha locus

You killed yourself too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26911698)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:03 PM
Author: wonderful bistre friendly grandma

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26912070)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: Peach lay

Partner didn't give attention

To the fact that client didn't care

King Jeremy the wicked

Billed his hours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26912199)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 10:47 AM
Author: Marvelous bright meetinghouse

Clearly I remember

Nit-picking on the boy

Seamless each night, lunch a taco truck

But we ignored his cryin

Trashed his brief

And shit on the new draft he'd submit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26915919)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Marvelous bright meetinghouse

How could I forget

When I caught him sleeping under his desk

I saw him hurting

Westlaw left open

Just like the day

Like the day I heard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26916277)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: Awkward Fanboi

damn, you guys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26916309)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 10:26 PM
Author: Marvelous bright meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26920103)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:39 PM
Author: judgmental lime box office

most underrated subthread itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26922999)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Marvelous bright meetinghouse

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26923015)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 4:29 PM
Author: Peach lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26923548)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:11 PM
Author: adulterous charismatic yarmulke

this is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26922834)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 4:29 PM
Author: Peach lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26923549)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: Sexy office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26916042)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:40 PM
Author: judgmental lime box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26923000)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 9:29 PM
Author: Marvelous bright meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#32761811)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: very tactful floppy prole trailer park

so where can I send my app

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26912201)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: vigorous legend keepsake machete

His profile is still up on Kirkland.com. You think anyone there has realized he's gone yet? I picture his phone still vibrating in a drawer somewhere zzzzzt zzzt zzzzt zzzt "where are you?" "where is the motion to compel draft?" "are you out of the office all week? why didn't you tell us in advance?" zzzzt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26912273)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: cocky mentally impaired twinkling uncleanness area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26912280)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: Peach lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26912284)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: Arrogant maize point deer antler

harsh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26912292)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: razzle persian address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26912304)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:38 PM
Author: crimson alpha locus

Wouldn't surprise me if he's still being copied on shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26912341)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: blathering gas station

lolol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26913834)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: ruby doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26912379)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 5:59 AM
Author: soul-stirring insane preventive strike

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26915224)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 10:19 AM
Author: Self-centered stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26915783)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: Sexy office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26916043)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: sooty 180 water buffalo plaza

He may be gone, but he shall live on forever in the calendar invites for the weekly team calls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26916078)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: pearly talented set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26916362)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:10 PM
Author: Snowy glittery macaca

still

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26916664)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Multi-colored Pisswyrm Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26916862)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: judgmental lime box office

someone seriously needs to make a movie about biglaw including this scene

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26922948)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 8:28 PM
Author: Peach lay

Business idea:

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26924877)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: Mildly autistic digit ratio

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26923005)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 3:00 PM
Author: red volcanic crater state

oh god oh -

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26923097)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: provocative locale fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26979462)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: Pink electric stag film faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#27169011)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: Pungent Comical Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#33472423)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:23 AM
Author: navy den milk

Pretty sad. I remember reading about a female kirkland associate who offed herself a few years ago;.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26916058)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:30 AM
Author: sooty 180 water buffalo plaza

Mourn for colleague, prepare and deliver poignant anecdote re memory of deceased. (0.3)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26916086)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: Laughsome Striped Hyena Crackhouse

jfc

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26916232)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Peach lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26916275)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: diverse twinkling parlor immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26916278)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:05 PM
Author: Marvelous bright meetinghouse

padded as usual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26916292)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: Multi-colored Pisswyrm Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#27165463)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: Pink electric stag film faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#27169018)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: medicated house

Mid-level offed herself at my old firm. They sent around a very cryptic RIP email. Wasn't at all clear what happened until you scrolled down and saw the option to donate to the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention. She was gone from the website within an hour of the email being sent. Cute girl, known for grinding tons of hours, really a shame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26917055)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:20 PM
Author: Harsh Sable Dilemma Athletic Conference

"grinding tons of hours" pic? *gets out lotion*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26922894)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: Topaz foreskin

if suicide, LOL

if not, sucks terribly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26924912)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:06 AM
Author: claret community account

JESUS CHRIST....how is this dude's profile still up on K&E's website?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26978895)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:52 AM
Author: sooty 180 water buffalo plaza

Jesus. He's been in the ground for weeks now. Mr. Hammes, tear down this profile!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26979009)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:18 AM
Author: rose toilet seat

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26979417)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:22 AM
Author: medicated house

Gotta keep him up there until Dec 2014 bills clear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26979424)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 7:26 PM
Author: claret community account

This is really depressing. It's not like they left it as a tribute to him or something since there's nothing even noting that he passed away.

Pretty depressing that an associate can die and it's like no one at Kirkland has even noticed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26988486)



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Date: December 28th, 2014 11:14 PM
Author: vigorous legend keepsake machete

update: IT'S STILL THERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#27014605)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:28 AM
Author: deranged bateful nursing home coldplay fan

stopped reading at "nose-bleed GPA"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26979437)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: judgmental lime box office

email from partner to deceased: "In the future, please let us know in advance when you will be committing suicide so that we can make adequate staffing adjustments for your matters. Thanks,"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#27165504)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:34 AM
Author: Vibrant drab police squad sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#27169170)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:15 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone round eye theater

Hilarious that his brutal, savage suicide is repeatedly called his "passing" on his scholarship website, completely obscuring the fact that he was miserable due to his life choices of pursuing BigFlaw.

http://jeremyadlerscholarship.org/#firstPage

Also, can't tell if the long haired asian behind him in the banner photo is a NOWAG or just a typical Berkeley moonface dame that turned into his gf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#27169041)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: adulterous charismatic yarmulke

uvt actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#27169186)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:15 AM
Author: Apoplectic mother institution

https://www.linkedin.com/pub/jeremy-adler/4a/a08/5ba

His time at K&E will increase and people will wonder why he hasn't copped breakfast after 16-20 years as an associate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#27169043)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone round eye theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#27169053)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: medicated house

brutal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#27169103)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: Apoplectic mother institution

2.5 years away from copping non-equity partner!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#29804052)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Self-centered stage

http://www.theknot.com/wedding/Pringle-Adler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#29804134)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:32 PM
Author: misanthropic dysfunction personal credit line

Oh. That's horrible with the honeymoon date calculation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#29804148)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 9:31 PM
Author: Vermilion Reading Party

holy shit still there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#32761827)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: Apoplectic mother institution

Coming soon to a LinkedIn Inbox: Jeremy Adler is celebrating a 4-year work anniversary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#34217506)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 7:02 AM
Author: irradiated stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#27756203)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: Multi-colored Pisswyrm Love Of Her Life

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#29804042)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: Multi-colored Pisswyrm Love Of Her Life

this handsome bro had no wife or kids right? why did he kill himself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#29804053)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: misanthropic dysfunction personal credit line

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#29804069)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: House-broken newt organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#33472252)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 6:08 PM
Author: histrionic death wish

the fucked up thing about this thread is it's the 2nd hit on google (via a blog)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#33472417)



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Date: August 2nd, 2017 12:42 PM
Author: Alcoholic parlour mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#33903100)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:03 PM
Author: slate international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#34217483)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:07 PM
Author: Dull Insecure Senate Gay Wizard

im just gonna ask the q everyone wants to know but is 2 scared to ask: did his fiance remarry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#34217493)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: Apoplectic mother institution

I hope she found a less selfish bro to devote herself to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#34217514)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:13 PM
Author: Dull Insecure Senate Gay Wizard

they sounded like true lovers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#34217536)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:59 PM
Author: slate international law enforcement agency

did anyone check her FB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#34217869)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 2:07 PM
Author: brass thriller new version

Of course I am sure she did. I doubt she even thinks of this dude anymore. It was 6 years ago. This is why you don’t commit suicide. You become a footnote unfortunately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#40768910)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 1:04 PM
Author: Abnormal flesh ratface whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#40768599)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 1:06 PM
Author: opaque flatulent kitty

great bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#40768609)