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he's taking this case PRO Bone-o! LOL
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Bistre Corner
  03/11/15
so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff fi...
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  03/11/15
Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incomin...
Bistre Corner
  03/11/15
i was with it until i thought about what would happen when p...
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(Chip Kelly)
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  02/23/22
Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw B...
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you're never to old to learn some new tricks.
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Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giv...
Irradiated adulterous native
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Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventio...
Bistre Corner
  03/12/15
Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies?...
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  03/12/15
Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out ...
Bistre Corner
  03/12/15
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Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy...
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(Rick Reilly)
Flirting psychic
  03/12/15
That hurt bro.
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great thread
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Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will...
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no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install...
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I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train
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Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination cert...
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*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at fee...
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"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or n...
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bump for Buddy
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*makes Buddy partner*
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Crimson Stage
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who's a good associate?
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http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees...
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Crimson Stage
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imagine the trailer for the sequel. *Ja Rule's 'Living ...
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Midpoint of sequel: The gorgeous blonde female associate,...
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I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.
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Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon
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underrated
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Bistre Corner
  06/03/15
Golden Bears apparently struggle with it
mentally impaired school
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Ouch
Bistre Corner
  06/10/15
SIR! That is UNCALLED for.
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Ebony Set
  08/26/15
it's been done https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A...
Tantric Lilac Lodge
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Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship...
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  09/18/15
Happy Friday, brothers.
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Bistre Corner
  11/06/15
Maybe this movie can be a documentary? http://www.gertsbu...
lake locale juggernaut
  01/12/16
This bort could use a palate cleanser today
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I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies...
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Duck-like trust fund
  03/20/16
Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all
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Vigorous sanctuary scourge upon the earth
  04/14/16
needed more golden retrievers
Duck-like trust fund
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https://dogs.thefuntimesguide.com/files/educated-dog-wearing...
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Threads like these are why this bort is the best
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CR.
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Duck-like trust fund
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i really like it here
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Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age
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Duck-like trust fund
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One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartw...
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Bistre Corner
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Woah CR friend :-)
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Frisky Cruise Ship Son Of Senegal
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demanding marvelous stage party of the first part
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Infuriating frozen half-breed stag film
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BigLaw Bud part 2: korean opposing counsel has a novel st...
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: Bistre Corner

I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, where an asshole out of touch big lawyer winds up doing some community outreach event at an animal shelter. He winds up adopting the dog under pressure from either a dogloving ptr he wants to impress or a dog loving romantic interest. He's not a big fan of the dog but it loves him. So much so that, come Monday, it gets really distraught when the owner leaves and makes his way to the office...

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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Chestnut Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44001644)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Chestnut Lettuce

Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44001652)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:45 PM
Author: filthy old irish cottage

You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk review

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470826)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: Bistre Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470831)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Know-it-all crackhouse crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27497445)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: Sexy khaki therapy

closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth under desk of gruff managing partner who had been threatening to make the office a dog-free zone throughout the movie

MP is won over by puppies, "well, i guess our new litter of first years means we can cancel the summer program!" as all laugh and scene wipes to credits

edit: on second thought this would work better as a scene playing out as the credits roll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470860)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: Bistre Corner

Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all film (like Seinfeld with Steinbrenner) but for this last line, we pan above the desk to see Bob Dell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470890)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:42 PM
Author: Sexy khaki therapy

so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff film :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471290)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:45 PM
Author: Bistre Corner

Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incoming crop of human first yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471316)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: Sexy khaki therapy

i was with it until i thought about what would happen when profits came in below projection in 3Q 2016

*MP on the phone on way to firm-sponsored caribbean retreat*

"i don't care if the no-kill shelter is closer and has space, you're to do as youre told"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471344)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: Bistre Corner

Shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471351)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: well-lubricated university messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27475062)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: scarlet irate pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#43855168)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: Irradiated adulterous native

This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470899)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: plum box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470922)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:12 PM
Author: Bistre Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471048)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:08 AM
Author: Hateful bearded public bath community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#43987334)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:41 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Chestnut Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#43987359)



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Date: April 20th, 2022 6:37 AM
Author: Hateful bearded public bath community account

still going strong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44371499)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: sable narrow-minded den corn cake

(Chip Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470925)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: Bistre Corner

Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?" montage in the trailer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470931)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: well-lubricated university messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27475063)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: filthy old irish cottage

So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec-

*bloop bloop bloop*

Is... Is someone SLEEP YIPPING on my conference call????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470955)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: sable narrow-minded den corn cake

All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates,

There will be a liverwurst cake for Buddy in the breakroom at 3 p.m. It is his 5th anniversary with the firm. Please come and make sure to sign his card which is going around in inter-office mail.

Also, while I have your attention, people have been leaving paper plates and cups in the breakroom rather than throwing them away. Several legal administrators have complained. In the future, please throw your trash away or have your Associate do it.

Thanks,

Office Manager

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470960)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Bistre Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470968)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: filthy old irish cottage

There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladies room on the 12th floor. Whoever does it appears to drool on them and shake them like a toy. If anyone knows more about the individual or individuals responsible please contact HR. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470990)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: sable narrow-minded den corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470994)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:59 AM
Author: Fishy startling hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27475066)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: Know-it-all crackhouse crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27497457)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:31 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good fluffy house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#43566246)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Crimson Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471501)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Vivacious unholy degenerate

"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of pitbull tactics are these?"

"Ummm... sir?"

"WHAT!?"

*silence*

"Golden retriever, actually."

*opening lick from Back in Black*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470973)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Bistre Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471001)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: purple toaster potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471033)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: clear elite international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471058)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: Crimson Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471504)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Bistre Corner

*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470997)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: Shivering provocative jewess haunted graveyard

*bark aves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27497351)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:11 AM
Author: Mint elastic band station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44014266)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:18 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Chestnut Lettuce

Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44014291)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Vivacious unholy degenerate

Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw Buddy 2: Double Billing"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471002)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: bat shit crazy tanning salon dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471016)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: sable narrow-minded den corn cake

All,

Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471013)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:48 PM
Author: turquoise fragrant friendly grandma step-uncle's house

WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471342)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:52 PM
Author: Titillating painfully honest digit ratio hairy legs

Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a lawyer"

*shot of clock, 6pm Friday. boomer partner busts down door and throws project on Mike's desk*

"But dreams aren't always what they're supposed to be..."

*cut to CGWBT alone at restaurant, forlorn, staring at phone. waiter passes by* "Dinner alone again, miss?"

*cut to phone buzzing in vibrate on Mike's desk. Texts pop up: "where r u????" "this is the last time u stand me up!!"*

*camera pans to Mike hunched over documents, red pen in hand, bleary eyed*

And now Mike's life has gone...to the dogs. *shot of Mike passed out on desk as sun rises in the window*

*music shifts to mischievous buddy comedy beat. alert pops up on outlook: New Associate arrives today. Mike awakened by knock on door*

"Yeah, come in!"

*door opens, no one is there. mike looks confused. camera moves forward past the desk to reveal Buddy, tail wagging, wearing a tie and carrying a briefcase in his mouth*

Announcer: This summer, Mike will discover that you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471367)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:06 PM
Author: Vivacious unholy degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471482)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: free-loading bawdyhouse brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471495)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: Disgusting Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471548)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:33 PM
Author: bat shit crazy tanning salon dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471653)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: plum box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471660)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:53 AM
Author: well-lubricated university messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27475064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 AM
Author: Out-of-control indecent state incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27475146)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: Passionate godawful whorehouse genital piercing

*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking pages on a doc review project, buddy and mike deposing key witness, and buddy jumping up to the restaurant table where mike and CGWBT are sitting to dinner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27475224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:58 AM
Author: clear elite international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27475227)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:59 AM
Author: Abnormal Maroon Circlehead Field

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27475233)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: wonderful garrison clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27475556)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: sable narrow-minded den corn cake

Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the early 90s. Fucking 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27476972)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:20 PM
Author: frum razzle shitlib preventive strike

OMG spot on movie voice guy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27477249)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: Shaky Glassy Institution

i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my office the entire time i read that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27477254)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: Sinister wagecucks

you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27553063)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: chrome rigor windowlicker

I'm laughing out loud in the office right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27553360)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 10:57 PM
Author: cracking beta mood library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27607509)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: Cobalt Bonkers Fanboi Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28027511)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Mustard faggotry

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28785609)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 10:27 PM
Author: Odious Filthpig Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#29025445)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Arousing boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#29583780)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Sexy khaki therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#29583820)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: amber business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#30562456)



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Date: July 14th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: Infuriating frozen half-breed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#30922939)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:05 PM
Author: Infuriating frozen half-breed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#32227702)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 1:59 PM
Author: Infuriating frozen half-breed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#33167688)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:47 AM
Author: 180 abode nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#34010105)



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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:52 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good fluffy house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#39504529)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 6:54 AM
Author: Hateful bearded public bath community account

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#43582182)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 4:02 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Chestnut Lettuce

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#43584504)



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:49 AM
Author: Crawly Drab Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#47524040)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#49344205)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: Titillating painfully honest digit ratio hairy legs

Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the sympathetic secretary with a cancer-stricken child keep her job--by switching from the firm's overpriced bike couriers to a new, more efficient startup: BeagleZoom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471663)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: Concupiscible fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27475151)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Multi-colored base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27476207)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:24 PM
Author: Exhilarant Menage Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#39053692)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: crusty aphrodisiac background story spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27474437)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: Coral mind-boggling voyeur

skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom

"yes ratmir if helpful let's do a page turn of the MD&A. buddy can u pass me the prosp..."

"hang on a sec...where is..."

*joe dirt style camera cuts to parking lot, buddy humping an irish setter, "SNOOP DOG - WHATS MY NAME" intro playing*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27475150)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:51 AM
Author: avocado pea-brained tank location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27475356)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: Irradiated adulterous native

Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giving Buddy the ability to talk, or even have voiceovers of his thoughts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27475262)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: Bistre Corner

Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventions of shit-tier 1990s family comedies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27475359)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: heady home partner

Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27475444)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: Bistre Corner

Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out of Air Bud. Not flame.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Bud_%28series%29

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27475449)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: Bisexual Aquamarine Gaping Roommate

don't remind me ive seen 4 of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#31598611)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: Titillating painfully honest digit ratio hairy legs

Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy curled up in a banker's box, passed out with his head hanging over the edge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27475544)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: Bistre Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27479185)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Chestnut Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44001649)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: Talented temple mediation

Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely been here a year!"

Rainmaker: "The executive committee counts in dog years."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27476372)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:17 PM
Author: lake locale juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27476393)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: sable narrow-minded den corn cake

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27476980)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: Ocher zombie-like parlour telephone

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27477047)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:41 PM
Author: Milky selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27479199)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:16 PM
Author: Sexy khaki therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#29583833)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Hateful bearded public bath community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#43587064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: sable narrow-minded den corn cake

Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a clever fox. Hounding him won't do any good. Now leave him alone so he will setter down and pointer the client to the correct choice. Don't boxer him in like this. We don't want the client led a stray. Have her look at the prior law. Opposing counsel has nothing to basset on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27477006)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: Flirting psychic

(Rick Reilly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27477195)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: sable narrow-minded den corn cake

That hurt bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27477224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: Cerebral indigo water buffalo area

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27477330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: frum razzle shitlib preventive strike

Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will Arenett as the evil wall st law firm defense lawyer representing the greedy real estate developer that wants to bulldoze the multicultural neighborhood to build yuppie condos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27477674)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: Passionate godawful whorehouse genital piercing

no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install a pollution factory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27477679)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: Beady-eyed cuck main people

I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#30275156)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: Cowardly Carmine Locus

Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination certificate before I can let him approach the witness"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27478946)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: Concupiscible fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27479220)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: Cowardly Carmine Locus

*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at feet of bailiff*

*bailiff picks up papers and hands them to judge*

Judge: "Objection overruled, you may proceed, counselor."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27479335)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: Cowardly Carmine Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27479330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: Copper forum pocket flask

*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overeagerly greets new clients*

Associate chimes in, "Now that's what I call the spillable hour"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27479779)



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Date: October 13th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: Glittery dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#37015648)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:12 AM
Author: Hateful bearded public bath community account

*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glasses rolls her eyes and smirks, all the while smiling at Buddy's wildly wagging tail*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#43987335)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:09 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Chestnut Lettuce

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44011448)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: Cowardly Carmine Locus

"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or number 24 with our remaining peremptory."

*shows Buddy photo of Juror No. 24*

*Buddy growls*

*shows Buddy photo of Mrs. Patterson, Juror No. 6*

*Buddy darts out of the courtroom*

*after a few minutes, Buddy comes back enthusiastically leading a beaming, elderly Mrs. Patterson into the jury box*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27480687)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: ultramarine angry school cafeteria mental disorder

Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because his neighbor Mrs. Adams told me she saw...

Buddy: *Barks sharply*

Judge: Objection sustained. Hearsay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27480767)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Chestnut Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27488620)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Cowardly Carmine Locus

bump for Buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27482718)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Naked Cream Bbw Stead

We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave the firm. We've decided to bring in a new associate to take over your files.

http://imgur.com/1bWYub6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27488047)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: translucent codepig

This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberland a few days ago, right? http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2015/03/cumberland_school_of_law_celeb.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27488614)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: translucent codepig

"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going to need you to do some digging into the caselaw tonight."

"R-ruff!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27488615)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 9:52 PM
Author: well-lubricated university messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27496520)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Know-it-all crackhouse crotch

Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27497439)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Fuchsia Parlor Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27497446)



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Date: March 16th, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: spruce stock car hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27497735)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: Copper forum pocket flask

*makes Buddy partner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27553036)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: sable narrow-minded den corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27553052)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: zippy indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27553378)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: Crimson Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27608900)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Cobalt Bonkers Fanboi Rehab

ruh roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28027492)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: lake locale juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27553027)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Sinister wagecucks

who's a good associate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27553043)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: Transparent Diverse Double Fault Puppy

http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees

It's hard enough for an intelligent, well-educated human to graduate law school -- let alone a dog. Yet Ellis, an 80-pound black lab, walked along with the New York Law School graduates in May of 2012 to receive his honorary degree from the school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27553300)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Bistre Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27607536)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: Crimson Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27608897)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:13 PM
Author: Stubborn stain

imagine the trailer for the sequel.

*Ja Rule's 'Living it Up' plays over a montage of wealth, success, magazine covers, etc. featuring Buddy*

Italian maître d at fancy restaurant: "Hey-ah, it's-a Buddy! So good you come-a to dinna, mama-mia!"

*paparazzi flash bulbs go off to recreation of spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp*

*scene switches to biglaw office full of associates drinking and cavorting with Buddy; splashing around in corner jacuzzi*

"Hey Buddy, the verdict is in! How much you think we won this time?"

*record needle screeches*

"We... LOST???"

*scene switches to rival firm's offices*

"Oh, what a CAT-astrophe for our little friend Buddy! Don't you think so... Fluffy?"

"Mrawgh!"

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27607642)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: Bistre Corner

HOLY SHIT 180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27607656)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: well-lubricated university messiness

1800000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27607664)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: cracking beta mood library

Midpoint of sequel:

The gorgeous blonde female associate, dressed in a skirted suit, enters a run-down bar. A smarmy first-year enters behind her, shows visible disgust at the bar's atmosphere. "Hepatitis central," he mutters. "I'll wait by the door."

But the female associate's not listening. She's heading toward a dark corner, where Buddy, tie loosened, looking disheveled, is sitting in hangdog fashion by a bowl and a half-filled bottle of scotch.

"Hi," she says softly. Buddy turns his head away from her.

"Let's go," the smarmy first-year calls from the door.

The female associate's eyes water slightly. Then her face turns hard in defiance. "The firm wanted me to come here and beg you to come back," she says. "But I won't. I won't beg. It's a trick I never learned, I guess. I know what they said about you. That all you had were 'tricks.' Well let me tell you something Buddy: those weren't tricks. What you did was some of the best damn lawyering this country's ever seen. But if you can't believe in yourself...well, I can't command you to. Anyway, goodbye, Buddy...Oh, and one more thing. Our next big case has just come in. The city's trying to tear down the Puppy Park on 3rd Avenue, apparently to make way for a new mosque. A shame you've given up on lawyering. We could have used you on this one..."

She turns and walks toward the bar. Buddy's head lifts and watches her.

"It's just a dog," the smarmy first-year says as she returns.

The female associate pauses, stares at him. "That dog was the sweetest, most sympathetic, most passionate lawyer I've ever met."

She brushes past, and the smarmy first-year gives a final look of disgust at the bar before leaving.

Buddy looks at his bowl of whiskey and stares into it. His own reflection shows, and slowly it fades into his younger, happier self.

Suddenly, with two barks, he's on his feet and running out the door.

The bartender, polishing a glass, smiles and nods. "Go get em, Buddy," he whispers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27607760)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:36 AM
Author: pontificating gas station pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27608895)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:39 PM
Author: racy feces really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27615650)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 10:34 AM
Author: Passionate godawful whorehouse genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27630643)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: lake locale juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27752610)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: Cobalt Bonkers Fanboi Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28027499)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:52 AM
Author: Amethyst trailer park blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28027555)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:46 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good fluffy house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28084155)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: Olive trump supporter liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28638620)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Mustard faggotry

holy fucking shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28785639)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: Sexy khaki therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#29583871)



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Date: September 20th, 2016 3:44 AM
Author: lavender stirring quadroon church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#31449727)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Infuriating frozen half-breed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#31598240)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: Magenta point jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#35253023)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:25 PM
Author: Exhilarant Menage Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#39053699)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:35 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good fluffy house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#43566259)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Chestnut Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44001618)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 11:23 AM
Author: Hateful bearded public bath community account

go Get Em!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44009351)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:10 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Chestnut Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44011456)



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Date: April 5th, 2015 5:29 PM
Author: Misunderstood regret striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27625755)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: lake locale juggernaut

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27752608)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: Shaky Glassy Institution

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27849278)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: Cobalt Bonkers Fanboi Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28027509)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: Sexy khaki therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#29583876)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: emerald range people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#35253013)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:43 PM
Author: lake locale juggernaut

I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27752501)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: lake locale juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27849185)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: Titillating painfully honest digit ratio hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28638610)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:40 PM
Author: Duck-like trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#30274731)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:47 AM
Author: Hateful bearded public bath community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#43566283)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Chestnut Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#43587046)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#49344212)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: cracking beta mood library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27771861)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:21 PM
Author: Talented temple mediation

HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our health plan!

Buddy: *barks happily*

HR: We've also added spay and neuter coverage!

Buddy: *whimpers, tucks tail between his legs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27849456)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:48 AM
Author: big arrogant skinny woman foreskin

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28027521)



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Date: May 25th, 2015 8:04 PM
Author: cracking beta mood library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27962643)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: lake locale juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28027478)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: Cobalt Bonkers Fanboi Rehab

https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/606111010953510913

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28027562)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: Bistre Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28027570)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: mentally impaired school

Golden Bears apparently struggle with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28027566)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:22 AM
Author: Bistre Corner

Ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28084089)



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: avocado pea-brained tank location

SIR! That is UNCALLED for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#31039824)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Chestnut Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44011461)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:40 AM
Author: well-lubricated university messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28083832)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:42 AM
Author: silver comical theatre

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28083836)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: Milky selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28083838)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:48 AM
Author: well-lubricated university messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28083850)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: lake locale juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28380740)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: cracking beta mood library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28632763)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: Ebony Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28632766)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:04 AM
Author: Tantric Lilac Lodge

it's been done

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28679863)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: lake locale juggernaut

Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship here. Top 5 XO thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28786181)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 11:06 AM
Author: Titillating painfully honest digit ratio hairy legs

Happy Friday, brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28932775)



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Date: November 6th, 2015 7:44 AM
Author: Bistre Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#29122556)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: lake locale juggernaut

Maybe this movie can be a documentary?

http://www.gertsburglaw.com/about.html#alex

"Miles Davis Gertsburg

Miles Davis Gertsburg practices canine law. Hailing from tropical Cleveland, Ohio, and having graduated magna cum kibbles from the University of Wet-snout in Cambridge, Mr. Gertsburg is now the foremost expert in the United States on dog bite law, disputes between cats and dog, and disputes between humans about whether dogs are better than cats. As a dyed-in-the-fur litigator, Mr. Gertsburg advocates strongly for all clients, regardless of species."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#29583770)



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Date: February 12th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: Titillating painfully honest digit ratio hairy legs

This bort could use a palate cleanser today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#29814000)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: Bisexual Aquamarine Gaping Roommate

I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies. There's like a million of them. They have puppies, go to space, save Christmas, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#30040857)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 9:14 AM
Author: Duck-like trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#30097676)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: sticky plaza persian

Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#30097875)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Duck-like trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#30241752)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Chestnut Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#43587049)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Chestnut Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44001619)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: Vigorous sanctuary scourge upon the earth

uhhh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#30274638)



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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: Duck-like trust fund

needed more golden retrievers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#30290881)



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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: Duck-like trust fund

https://dogs.thefuntimesguide.com/files/educated-dog-wearing-suit-and-tie.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#30290859)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: demanding marvelous stage party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#30455483)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Duck-like trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#30562433)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: Infuriating frozen half-breed stag film

Threads like these are why this bort is the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#30562467)



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Date: July 15th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: Titillating painfully honest digit ratio hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#30935970)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Chestnut Lettuce

CR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#43587047)



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Date: July 8th, 2016 1:51 PM
Author: lake locale juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#30881680)



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Date: July 26th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Duck-like trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#31038347)



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:13 AM
Author: Bistre Corner

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#31039776)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Chestnut Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#43587048)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Chestnut Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44011463)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:12 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Chestnut Lettuce

Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44011466)



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Date: August 30th, 2016 8:47 PM
Author: Infuriating frozen half-breed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#31301639)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:02 PM
Author: Duck-like trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#31598188)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Infuriating frozen half-breed stag film

One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartwarming finest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#31598202)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: Duck-like trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#31598445)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 7:00 PM
Author: Bistre Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#31598719)



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Date: October 13th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: lake locale juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#31632749)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: red coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#32227623)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Chestnut Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#43587050)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Chestnut Lettuce

Woah CR friend :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44011476)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 10:53 AM
Author: Infuriating frozen half-breed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#31714746)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Frisky Cruise Ship Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#31742386)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: demanding marvelous stage party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#32169807)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Infuriating frozen half-breed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#32227605)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:00 PM
Author: Hairraiser faggot firefighter

BigLaw Bud part 2:

korean opposing counsel has a novel strategy to defeat Bud ... but it involves a fork and knife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#32227674)



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Date: January 6th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: lake locale juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#32312509)



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Date: January 25th, 2017 10:35 PM
Author: lake locale juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#32461086)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: electric alcoholic pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#32547026)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 6:40 PM
Author: Infuriating frozen half-breed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#32593754)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 7:09 PM
Author: Duck-like trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#32593931)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 9:15 PM
Author: soul-stirring idiotic church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#32972265)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: electric alcoholic pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#33409133)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:50 PM
Author: histrionic nofapping nursing home doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#33409169)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 1:05 PM
Author: twinkling thriller goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#33437339)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: lake locale juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#33985675)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:22 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Hairless Hall

TWIST: some humorless faggot gunner associate actually finds a rule saying golden retriever can't do biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#33985693)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: lake locale juggernaut

Likely a 8th year female capital markets shrew with dog allergy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#33985710)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:13 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Chestnut Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44011472)



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Date: April 22nd, 2022 4:24 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Chestnut Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44386625)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: High-end Wine Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#34010081)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: 180 abode nowag

Most 180 thing about xo is that we have the collective talent and wisdom to accomplish virtually anything and what we decide to do with that power is poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#34010145)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Chestnut Lettuce

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44011480)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 6:02 PM
Author: Umber shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#34022170)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: Big-titted mewling dingle berry yarmulke

he made equity partner

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#34113484)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:16 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Chestnut Lettuce

Gorgeous jet set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44011494)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:21 PM
Author: primrose property indirect expression

Apparently, something in the rules does say this:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/true-crime/wp/2017/11/02/the-suspect-told-police-give-me-a-lawyer-dog-the-court-says-he-wasnt-asking-for-a-lawyer/?sw_bypass=true&utm_term=.56a8c8451977

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#34596394)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 8:41 PM
Author: spectacular market depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#34599459)



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Date: November 5th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: vibrant hideous dysfunction lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#34611420)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:27 PM
Author: Exhilarant Menage Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#35366857)



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Date: December 24th, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: Duck-like trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#34997551)



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Date: January 25th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: demanding marvelous stage party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#35233934)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 4:04 PM
Author: Duck-like trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#35246573)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:17 PM
Author: swollen at-the-ready idiot resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#35366774)



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Date: August 17th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: lake locale juggernaut

Happy Friday everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#36631904)



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Date: June 17th, 2019 12:32 AM
Author: Bossy navy senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#38399330)



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Date: September 23rd, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: Poppy space

Golden retriever DISBARRED and DONE HERE after attacking another lawyer in the courthouse lobby:

https://www.boredpanda.com/homeless-cat-hired-employee-dr-leon-advogato/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#38876452)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Aqua twinkling uncleanness

Diversity hire: https://apnews.com/f170327ce22340f09b98afc5532a1de2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#39053685)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:32 PM
Author: sooty sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#39053724)



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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:36 PM
Author: Dashing buff patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#39059518)



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:44 AM
Author: Hateful bearded public bath community account

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#47524036)



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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:35 PM
Author: bat shit crazy tanning salon dragon

https://abcnews.go.com/US/dog-sworn-illinois-states-attorneys-office-provide-support/story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#39059516)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: bat shit crazy tanning salon dragon

nothing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#39061680)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:25 PM
Author: sooty sweet tailpipe

See above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#39061716)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:53 PM
Author: bat shit crazy tanning salon dragon

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#39061816)



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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:54 PM
Author: white love of her life

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#39504537)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:31 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Chestnut Lettuce



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:25 AM
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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:34 AM
Author: Glittery dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#43566256)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 11:20 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Chestnut Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#43571163)



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Date: March 2nd, 2022 5:17 AM
Author: Hateful bearded public bath community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44066414)



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Date: October 5th, 2022 10:10 AM
Author: Hateful bearded public bath community account

The best scene was the Discovery Montage of Bud digging through the file boxes for his bone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#45283374)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 7:21 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good fluffy house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#45684448)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 11:48 AM
Author: Hateful bearded public bath community account

and now he's Speaker of the House! The 3rd most powerful pup in the land

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#45739945)



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Date: February 6th, 2024 5:13 AM
Author: Hateful bearded public bath community account



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Date: October 12th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#49343973)