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PROTIP: use "Websters dictionary defines..." to start ur closing
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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: Peach partner It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: Balding Base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Reputation#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: Opaque fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Reputation#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: Talking gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Reputation#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: Sable hairless station did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Reputation#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: Useless seedy marketing idea foreskin "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Reputation#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: brilliant stage boiling water (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Reputation#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: violet tanning salon son of senegal "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Reputation#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: comical doobsian jew athletic conference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Reputation#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: Word combinations (2 make yer heart skip) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Reputation#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: Territorial kitchen wagecucks (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Reputation#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: Peach partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Reputation#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: Naked Irradiated Chapel Macaca who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Reputation#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: Peach partner Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Reputation#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: Naked Irradiated Chapel Macaca whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Reputation#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: Peach partner CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Reputation#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: Slap-happy Vibrant Goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Reputation#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: cerebral institution 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Reputation#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: big topaz stage knife "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Reputation#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: Slap-happy Vibrant Goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Reputation#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: crystalline embarrassed to the bone office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Reputation#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Reputation#49335487) |