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Soccermos: why not 'pinch' ball between elbows and run with it?
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Date: July 25th, 2015 10:54 PM Author: godawful base new version Not a hand ball (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412443) |
Date: July 25th, 2015 10:57 PM Author: Duck-like clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412459) |
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Date: July 10th, 2018 7:11 PM Author: Duck-like clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#36400663) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 10:59 PM Author: Charismatic trailer park more serious suggestion why not use some really pasty hair product and run with it on your head (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412466) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:00 PM Author: hairraiser territorial native stain any arm contact is a handball (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412473) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:16 PM Author: godawful base new version I've seen girls touch their shoulder blades behind their back. Would that be illegal? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412584) |
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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:16 PM Author: Blue hilarious boiling water shoulder blades aren't considered your arm, that's your BACK cmon stop being a retard lolyer looking for loopholes, nigga, you know what "arm" means |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:19 PM Author: Orchid Misunderstood Persian Space That's a handball.
Also, players don't take kindly to tricks like what you are thinking of. Check out this guy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PxzP2G5gK0
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:22 PM Author: godawful base new version Lol at these soccer pussies putting up a 'fight' over a perfectly legal move (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412619) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:29 PM Author: zippy toaster tank Why not just have one guy dribble the ball up to the goal, and the other 9 guys link arms and form a tight circle around him so nobody on the other team can get the ball? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412660) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:34 PM Author: vigorous garnet school cafeteria round eye Lol TBF this would be AWESOME. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412693) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:41 PM Author: godawful base new version Imagine 9 HUGE nfl linemen forming a defense. Lol at fucking soccer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412738) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:44 PM Author: vigorous garnet school cafeteria round eye Offsides would be the only issue I think. Have them run toward w defender and push the defender along to keep them in front maybe? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412767) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:44 PM Author: godawful base new version No offsides if no passing. I learned that from the other thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412769) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:50 PM Author: vigorous garnet school cafeteria round eye Sweet! Why isn't everyone already doing this?! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412833) |
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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:18 PM Author: Blue hilarious boiling water everyone is a pansy in europe, no big doods outside strongmen and doods who defect for US PIGSKIN (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28414691) |
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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:18 PM Author: Fantasy-prone sweet tailpipe (actual retard) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28414692) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:44 PM Author: Orchid Misunderstood Persian Space "Offsides would be the only issue I think."
Have you *ever* watched soccer? |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:51 PM Author: vigorous garnet school cafeteria round eye Really only the World Cup and never fully understood offsides. I'm a girl though, so free pass? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412836) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:44 PM Author: zippy toaster tank Offsides isn't an issue if you never pass, just have the one guy dribble it all the way up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412773) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:54 PM Author: mind-boggling parlour sex offender Not offsides but obstruction. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412861) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:42 PM Author: mind-boggling parlour sex offender Handball includes the whole arm. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412749) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:45 PM Author: godawful base new version Lol it's not called an armball (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412782) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:46 PM Author: mind-boggling parlour sex offender How many interactions by a player with the ball in American football involve the use of the foot? 1%? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412793) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:48 PM Author: Orchid Misunderstood Persian Space Wins, losses and the sports' champions are determined by the foot. Patriots. Norwood. It's one of the lamer aspects of football to be fair. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412802) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:48 PM Author: godawful base new version ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412805) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:51 PM Author: costumed mood reading party "With the ball" implies possession and field goals kickers do not "posses" the ball at the time of the kick so this number will actually be a lot lower than you think. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412840) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:56 PM Author: mind-boggling parlour sex offender I mean contacts with the ball or attempts to contact the ball.
Why is the game called football when it mostly involves throwing, catching and holding the ball? |
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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:03 AM Author: costumed mood reading party Well if we're being smart asses than that number is 100% because most players "interacting" with the ball are trying to progress it, you know, by running.
Why is your game called soccer when all the guys playing it are too low-T to ever actually sock a women in the face (when she deserves it)? |
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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:00 PM Author: Fantasy-prone sweet tailpipe (retard hamburger)
im pretty sure if you called your sport american handball, it would sound more appealing |
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Date: July 26th, 2015 11:50 AM Author: wonderful house pozpig Because it is played on foot, and not horseback. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28414563) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:50 PM Author: costumed mood reading party Don't goalies get to pick their own uniforms? I would have mine wear the other teams colors. Or I would cover him in tin foil and have people in the stands shine lasers on him when the other team went to shoot. Ljl at this sporttt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412825) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:51 PM Author: godawful base new version Literally the least creative sport on earth. Baseball has the hidden ball play football the flea flicker why can't soccer twinks try something new when it would obviously work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412838) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:52 PM Author: mind-boggling parlour sex offender GKs have to wear a uniform that is different to both sides' ordinary team strips.
In higher leagues the GK's top also has to contrast with the referees' tops and cannot be the same colour as the other goalkeeper's. This is why EPL teams have lots of different coloured GK tops. |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:56 PM Author: costumed mood reading party Lol what the fuck? In lower leagues you have goalies dressing like each other and pretending to be referees?
Lmao that shit would never fly in football or basketball. I'm trying to picture some kid pretending to be a referee during a HS football game and I just can't do it
Also none of this addresses my points re: tin foil and lasers |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:52 PM Author: Concupiscible bossy crackhouse ok so why not catch the ball between your knees and wobble over to the other team's goal with it while your boys run super fast circles around you creating a virtual force field? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412850) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:53 PM Author: mind-boggling parlour sex offender Obstruction, unsportsmanlike conduct etc etc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412857) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:55 PM Author: Concupiscible bossy crackhouse obstruction? lol what is this a game or a criminal investigation? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412869) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:56 PM Author: Orchid Misunderstood Persian Space "But did he make a football move?"
[5 minutes of replays, commentator discussion]
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Date: July 26th, 2015 11:59 AM Author: Scarlet Supple Cuckoldry State (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28414596) |
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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:56 PM Author: godawful base new version Lol you're so overreaching (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412883) |
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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:05 PM Author: Aromatic awkward lodge double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28414629) |
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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:02 PM Author: Fantasy-prone sweet tailpipe did you know its not a legal move to trap a ball with your body, such that the ball can't be removed without being fouled? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28414615) |
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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:12 PM Author: submissive shitlib (William Webb Ellis) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28414659) |
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Date: July 26th, 2015 1:31 PM Author: exhilarant property One bro should trap the ball between his belly and the ground while 4 other bros grab a limb and drag him down the field. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28415113) |
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Date: July 10th, 2018 7:12 PM Author: Sable talking cuckold jewess lmfao
why not just curl into a ball with the ball in your belly, then your team drags you down the field |
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Date: July 10th, 2018 7:06 PM Author: godawful base new version (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#36400619) |
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Date: July 10th, 2018 7:09 PM Author: Hairless cruise ship roast beef Realy good suggestions ITT. Lol at the TTT US soccer team for not thinking of these (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#36400637) |
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Date: November 29th, 2022 9:21 PM Author: aggressive fat ankles locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#45561197) |
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Date: November 29th, 2022 9:26 PM Author: bat shit crazy maroon ladyboy gas station Just recruit a huge fat ass guy who just sits on the ball the whole game and end each game in a draw. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#45561217) |
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Date: June 13th, 2026 5:11 PM Author: Robert Byrd Schitt most games already end in a draw afaik. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#49936130) |
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Date: June 13th, 2026 5:04 PM Author: No Paye No Gain I made this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#49936124) |
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Date: June 13th, 2026 5:06 PM Author: Junko Enoshima That's a great way to get tennis elbow. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#49936126) |