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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
Chestnut Passionate Garrison
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
talented twinkling sweet tailpipe
  01/26/16
This one stings.
primrose cheese-eating legal warrant corner
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
spectacular deranged international law enforcement agency theater
  01/26/16
jesus no...
Contagious Blue Mexican
  10/24/16
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maroon partner
  01/03/17
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galvanic jew
  02/20/18
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vermilion fragrant native
  06/03/19
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spectacular deranged international law enforcement agency theater
  10/14/20
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nudist address
  01/25/16
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Sable pungent nibblets
  01/25/16
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Shimmering impertinent locale private investor
  01/25/16
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Mentally Impaired Appetizing Office Tank
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Startled gay gay wizard
  01/25/16
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Shimmering impertinent locale private investor
  01/25/16
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Mentally Impaired Appetizing Office Tank
  01/25/16
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insane beady-eyed athletic conference
  01/25/16
you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
cerise dilemma goal in life
  01/25/16
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Adulterous Cuckoldry
  01/25/16
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Fear-inspiring Point
  01/25/16
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Chestnut Passionate Garrison
  01/25/16
...
Concupiscible glassy property pistol
  01/25/16
jesus you guys are fucking brutal
self-absorbed adventurous philosopher-king
  01/25/16
...
Maniacal splenetic mental disorder
  01/25/16
...
talented twinkling sweet tailpipe
  01/26/16
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Twisted temple
  01/26/16
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Excitant Cowardly Principal's Office
  01/26/16
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Fuchsia Useless Brakes
  11/27/16
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cerise dilemma goal in life
  06/13/17
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provocative fat ankles
  12/19/17
...
Chestnut Passionate Garrison
  01/24/18
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House-broken tanning salon son of senegal
  06/10/24
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primrose cheese-eating legal warrant corner
  01/26/16
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Cracking bright death wish
  10/24/16
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maroon partner
  11/27/16
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cerise dilemma goal in life
  01/23/17
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mint vigorous base
  03/15/17
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cerise dilemma goal in life
  04/20/17
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cerise dilemma goal in life
  02/20/18
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cerise dilemma goal in life
  05/24/18
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lavender flickering circlehead
  09/26/21
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titillating deer antler
  03/12/22
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House-broken tanning salon son of senegal
  05/15/22
...
House-broken tanning salon son of senegal
  05/04/24
ruthless.
Mind-boggling abnormal nursing home
  01/25/16
Brutal
Adulterous Cuckoldry
  01/25/16
...
Clear indian lodge psychic
  10/27/17
fuuuuuuuuck
bisexual den incel
  01/25/16
toxic
180 voyeur stage
  01/25/16
*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
multi-colored therapy
  01/25/16
...
Sable pungent nibblets
  01/25/16
...
Chestnut Passionate Garrison
  01/25/16
...
Rusted idea he suggested elastic band
  01/25/16
damnit
disturbing judgmental coffee pot old irish cottage
  01/25/16
...
Shimmering impertinent locale private investor
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
Chestnut Passionate Garrison
  01/25/16
jfc
cerise dilemma goal in life
  01/25/16
Cr edit
Shimmering impertinent locale private investor
  01/25/16
...
Chestnut Passionate Garrison
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
cerise dilemma goal in life
  01/25/16
Cr
Chestnut Passionate Garrison
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
Wild hairraiser liquid oxygen
  01/25/16
hm
curious sooty mother
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
Wild hairraiser liquid oxygen
  01/25/16
wait
Motley potus
  01/25/16
...
primrose cheese-eating legal warrant corner
  01/26/16
...
thriller zombie-like spot
  01/25/16
...
Chestnut Passionate Garrison
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
multi-colored therapy
  01/25/16
...
Glittery friendly grandma
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
Mind-boggling abnormal nursing home
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
cerise dilemma goal in life
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
Mind-boggling abnormal nursing home
  01/25/16
...
Motley potus
  01/25/16
...
provocative fat ankles
  01/25/16
...
Bronze idiotic parlour
  01/25/16
...
disturbing judgmental coffee pot old irish cottage
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
Rusted idea he suggested elastic band
  01/25/16
...
Chestnut Passionate Garrison
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
Swashbuckling Menage
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
Chestnut Passionate Garrison
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
jet hateful senate fanboi
  01/25/16
...
Emerald floppy heaven main people
  01/27/16
MASTERful work
vivacious mewling locus
  01/25/16
...
bisexual den incel
  01/25/16
...
Concupiscible glassy property pistol
  01/25/16
damn
Wild hairraiser liquid oxygen
  01/25/16
...
Well-lubricated Meetinghouse Clown
  01/25/16
...
Heady hideous hell kitty cat
  01/25/16
O LORD
Exhilarant rough-skinned turdskin
  01/25/16
jfc
tan skinny woman location
  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
Wonderful Boiling Water
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
Maniacal splenetic mental disorder
  01/25/16
...
Shimmering impertinent locale private investor
  01/25/16
Lmao
Chestnut Passionate Garrison
  01/25/16
...
charismatic mad-dog skullcap box office
  01/25/16
...
primrose cheese-eating legal warrant corner
  01/26/16
...
Well-lubricated Meetinghouse Clown
  01/26/16
...
Excitant Cowardly Principal's Office
  01/26/16
...
Chestnut Passionate Garrison
  02/15/16
...
marvelous foreskin
  07/08/17
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Boyish low-t hall
  07/08/17
...
comical carnelian yarmulke
  07/08/17
...
Chestnut Passionate Garrison
  10/27/17
...
Bateful Flushed Public Bath
  12/26/17
...
Chestnut Passionate Garrison
  05/24/18
...
Chestnut Passionate Garrison
  03/16/20
...
exciting hairy legs gaming laptop
  02/18/22
...
razzle-dazzle wrinkle
  10/13/23
fuuuuuuck
self-absorbed adventurous philosopher-king
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
disturbing judgmental coffee pot old irish cottage
  01/25/16
ouch
histrionic frisky state persian
  01/26/16
poison
Pearly trust fund
  01/26/16
...
know-it-all magenta half-breed school
  01/26/16
180
talented twinkling sweet tailpipe
  01/26/16
...
Motley potus
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
Bossy theatre
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
lascivious plaza weed whacker
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
primrose cheese-eating legal warrant corner
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
Wild hairraiser liquid oxygen
  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
hyperventilating messiness stag film
  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
silver seedy legend
  01/26/16
RIP brother
Aromatic crackhouse feces
  09/27/16
...
razzle-dazzle wrinkle
  12/26/17
...
Excitant Cowardly Principal's Office
  08/12/19
180
spectacular deranged international law enforcement agency theater
  01/26/16
...
Excitant Cowardly Principal's Office
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
Khaki Supple Shrine
  01/27/16
...
provocative fat ankles
  01/27/16
...
Chestnut Passionate Garrison
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
Balding irradiated gas station
  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
Balding irradiated gas station
  02/02/16
...
razzle brunch
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
laughsome blood rage whorehouse
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
At-the-ready high-end faggot firefighter giraffe
  02/22/16
God have mercy.
Medicated hominid business firm
  02/24/16
18000000
Violet Cuck
  03/04/16
165
Infuriating fishy area lettuce
  03/04/16
...
Self-centered Ruby Round Eye
  05/19/16
chilling
white flirting background story
  10/24/16
art&scholarship
Hilarious sickened hospital organic girlfriend
  12/17/16
Good lord.
overrated sanctuary antidepressant drug
  01/03/17
oh my.
Aphrodisiac black national doctorate
  01/23/17
toxic
Hairless resort party of the first part
  03/13/17
...
mint vigorous base
  03/15/17
...
Bronze idiotic parlour
  04/02/17
...
razzmatazz lay
  06/01/17
180 existential horror
odious transparent kitchen volcanic crater
  07/08/17
...
slimy windowlicker regret
  10/27/17
mother of god
Boyish low-t hall
  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
narrow-minded diverse headpube
  10/27/17
JFC
cobalt institution
  10/27/17
...
indigo dashing casino codepig
  12/26/17
...
vibrant toilet seat
  12/26/17
ouch
Cerebral Site Sandwich
  02/20/18
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Electric electric furnace
  02/20/18
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Frozen parlor gunner
  01/16/19
...
arousing associate
  08/09/19
...
lavender flickering circlehead
  09/26/21
beautiful perfect post. also hauntingly archaic because t...
718-662-5970
  07/28/25
And yes, you're bald
Up-to-no-good Pale Reading Party
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
unholy digit ratio
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
Concupiscible glassy property pistol
  01/25/16
...
Maniacal splenetic mental disorder
  01/25/16
...
racy anal place of business
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
Adulterous Cuckoldry
  01/25/16
toxic
Wild hairraiser liquid oxygen
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
Adulterous Cuckoldry
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
Wild hairraiser liquid oxygen
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
Adulterous Cuckoldry
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
Chestnut Passionate Garrison
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
Wild hairraiser liquid oxygen
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
Chestnut Passionate Garrison
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
Stirring nowag
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
Wild hairraiser liquid oxygen
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
Adulterous Cuckoldry
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
Swashbuckling Menage
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
Adulterous Cuckoldry
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
Swashbuckling Menage
  01/25/16
TY bro
Adulterous Cuckoldry
  01/25/16
...
Maniacal splenetic mental disorder
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
green trip space
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
Clear indian lodge psychic
  10/27/17
...
soul-stirring internet-worthy faggotry goyim
  10/27/17
...
Chestnut Passionate Garrison
  05/24/18
...
Aphrodisiac black national doctorate
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
Stimulating Multi-billionaire
  10/27/17
credited advice
Cerebral Site Sandwich
  05/24/18
even more toxic
Wild hairraiser liquid oxygen
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
bonkers milky sex offender wagecucks
  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
Wild hairraiser liquid oxygen
  01/25/16
i lol'd
big police squad azn
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
Adulterous Cuckoldry
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
Swashbuckling Menage
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
Wild hairraiser liquid oxygen
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
Chestnut Passionate Garrison
  01/25/16
lol
Ruddy Factory Reset Button
  06/01/17
...
Adulterous Cuckoldry
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
Wild hairraiser liquid oxygen
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
Adulterous Cuckoldry
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
talented twinkling sweet tailpipe
  01/26/16
...
razzle-dazzle wrinkle
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
Wonderful Boiling Water
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Wonderful Boiling Water
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
Adulterous Cuckoldry
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
Wonderful Boiling Water
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
Wild hairraiser liquid oxygen
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
Wonderful Boiling Water
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
Wild hairraiser liquid oxygen
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Wonderful Boiling Water
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
Chestnut Passionate Garrison
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
Adulterous Cuckoldry
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
Wild hairraiser liquid oxygen
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
Adulterous Cuckoldry
  01/25/16
Lmao
salmon tantric pit jap
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
Chestnut Passionate Garrison
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
cerise dilemma goal in life
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
Chestnut Passionate Garrison
  01/25/16
lmao true
Wild hairraiser liquid oxygen
  01/25/16
...
Motley potus
  01/26/16
...
razzle-dazzle wrinkle
  12/26/17
Haha
talking school cafeteria
  03/19/20
...
Adulterous Cuckoldry
  01/25/16
...
Rusted idea he suggested elastic band
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
Bossy theatre
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
green trip space
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
Chartreuse slap-happy fortuitous meteor trailer park
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
Nubile Scourge Upon The Earth Forum
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
Chestnut Passionate Garrison
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
Stimulating Multi-billionaire
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
Aromatic crackhouse feces
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
aqua abode ratface
  06/03/19
oh no
hyperventilating messiness stag film
  08/08/19
LOL
Navy house
  03/16/20
JFC
Aphrodisiac black national doctorate
  03/19/20
Update?
exciting hairy legs gaming laptop
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
dragon
  01/25/16
...
Adulterous Cuckoldry
  01/25/16
...
provocative fat ankles
  05/19/16
...
thriller zombie-like spot
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
violent chad
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
Rusted idea he suggested elastic band
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
violent chad
  01/26/16
Cr
Rusted idea he suggested elastic band
  01/26/16
...
primrose cheese-eating legal warrant corner
  01/26/16
...
primrose cheese-eating legal warrant corner
  01/26/16
Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
violent chad
  01/26/16
...
Up-to-no-good Pale Reading Party
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
Aquamarine Market
  01/26/16
...
Aquamarine Market
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
nudist address
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
marvelous foreskin
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
soggy cruise ship
  01/26/16
...
Well-lubricated Meetinghouse Clown
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
talented twinkling sweet tailpipe
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
Motley potus
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
cerise dilemma goal in life
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
soggy cruise ship
  01/26/16
Lmfao
Chestnut Passionate Garrison
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
nudist address
  01/26/16
...
maize field ladyboy
  01/16/19
...
talking school cafeteria
  03/16/20
...
spectacular deranged international law enforcement agency theater
  01/26/16
...
Motley potus
  01/26/16
...
Well-lubricated Meetinghouse Clown
  01/26/16
...
provocative fat ankles
  03/28/16
...
arousing associate
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
pocket flask degenerate
  01/26/16
...
Chestnut Passionate Garrison
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
Stirring nowag
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
spectacular deranged international law enforcement agency theater
  01/26/16
...
Contagious Blue Mexican
  10/24/16
...
Motley potus
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
big police squad azn
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
submissive theater stage
  04/04/16
...
mint vigorous base
  03/15/17
*applause*
Dead range
  10/27/17
...
lavender flickering circlehead
  09/26/21
...
Stimulating Multi-billionaire
  01/26/16
...
Motley potus
  01/26/16
All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
violent chad
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
Motley potus
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
Chestnut Passionate Garrison
  01/26/16
...
violent chad
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
violent chad
  01/26/16
...
Rusted idea he suggested elastic band
  01/26/16
...
Swashbuckling Menage
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
silver seedy legend
  01/26/16
Describe
violent chad
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
silver seedy legend
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
violent chad
  01/26/16
...
Motley potus
  01/26/16
...
Swashbuckling Menage
  01/26/16
Please be flame
Chestnut Passionate Garrison
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
silver seedy legend
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
cerise dilemma goal in life
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
silver seedy legend
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
slimy windowlicker regret
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
Excitant Cowardly Principal's Office
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
silver seedy legend
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
Bossy theatre
  01/26/16
Fuck
slimy windowlicker regret
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
thriller zombie-like spot
  01/26/16
cq's!
Wild hairraiser liquid oxygen
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
silver seedy legend
  01/26/16
...
Aphrodisiac black national doctorate
  03/19/20
...
mint vigorous base
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
Hyperactive Bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
Stirring nowag
  01/26/16
except for your autism
Up-to-no-good Pale Reading Party
  01/26/16
...
Chestnut Passionate Garrison
  01/26/16
...
Cerebral Site Sandwich
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
Stirring nowag
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
Swashbuckling Menage
  01/26/16
...
Excitant Cowardly Principal's Office
  01/26/16
LOL fair
Stirring nowag
  01/26/16
tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
soggy cruise ship
  01/26/16
...
Well-lubricated Meetinghouse Clown
  01/26/16
...
primrose cheese-eating legal warrant corner
  01/23/17
...
mint vigorous base
  03/15/17
...
marvelous foreskin
  02/20/18
Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling...
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  01/26/16
underrated
Contagious Blue Mexican
  01/26/16
...
provocative fat ankles
  02/15/16
...
maroon partner
  11/27/16
why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, g...
plum orchestra pit
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...
silver seedy legend
  01/26/16
...
Motley potus
  01/26/16
jfc
cerise dilemma goal in life
  01/26/16
...
lake swollen church
  01/26/16
lmao at the dog bit
soggy cruise ship
  01/26/16
Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
silver seedy legend
  01/26/16
fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
Motley potus
  01/26/16
lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
silver seedy legend
  01/26/16
do u love it
Motley potus
  01/26/16
I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
silver seedy legend
  01/26/16
...
Claret Shitlib
  02/01/16
Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behav...
soggy cruise ship
  01/26/16
My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
silver seedy legend
  01/26/16
...
Chestnut Passionate Garrison
  05/19/16
wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
cerise dilemma goal in life
  01/26/16
Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
silver seedy legend
  01/26/16
it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
cerise dilemma goal in life
  01/26/16
dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
soggy cruise ship
  01/26/16
ok fair im kinda slow today
cerise dilemma goal in life
  01/26/16
this guy gets it
silver seedy legend
  01/26/16
...
topaz home
  01/26/16
Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which i...
Peach personal credit line center
  01/26/16
it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanati...
disturbing judgmental coffee pot old irish cottage
  01/26/16
...
slimy windowlicker regret
  01/26/16
...
spectacular deranged international law enforcement agency theater
  01/26/16
*puts gun in mouth*
Swashbuckling Menage
  01/26/16
...
thriller zombie-like spot
  01/26/16
*let's you borrow a bullet*
Well-lubricated Meetinghouse Clown
  01/26/16
JFC
pearl fantasy-prone bbw piazza
  01/26/16
180
university
  01/26/16
...
honey-headed hunting ground
  01/26/16
I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
slimy windowlicker regret
  01/26/16
Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it expla...
silver seedy legend
  01/26/16
...
Peach personal credit line center
  01/26/16
...
Peach personal credit line center
  01/26/16
"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
Bossy theatre
  01/26/16
Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
silver seedy legend
  01/26/16
Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
Bossy theatre
  01/26/16
...
silver seedy legend
  01/26/16
mmm hmmm
silver seedy legend
  01/26/16
Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
Bossy theatre
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
silver seedy legend
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
Bossy theatre
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
silver seedy legend
  01/26/16
Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
Bossy theatre
  01/26/16
180 twist
Chestnut Passionate Garrison
  01/26/16
...
Motley potus
  01/26/16
THIS
big police squad azn
  01/26/16
...
Metal dog poop set
  01/26/16
Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw...
Excitant Cowardly Principal's Office
  01/26/16
All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
Bossy theatre
  01/26/16
No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be ...
Excitant Cowardly Principal's Office
  01/26/16
I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
Bossy theatre
  01/26/16
If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
Excitant Cowardly Principal's Office
  01/26/16
Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
Bossy theatre
  01/26/16
Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
Excitant Cowardly Principal's Office
  01/26/16
And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
Bossy theatre
  01/26/16
cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
insane beady-eyed athletic conference
  01/26/16
I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
Bossy theatre
  01/27/16
sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
insane beady-eyed athletic conference
  01/27/16
shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
Wild hairraiser liquid oxygen
  01/26/16
Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
Bossy theatre
  01/26/16
Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
Excitant Cowardly Principal's Office
  01/26/16
The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
Bossy theatre
  01/26/16
Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
Stirring nowag
  01/26/16
Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
Bossy theatre
  01/26/16
I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But ye...
Excitant Cowardly Principal's Office
  01/26/16
Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller ...
Bossy theatre
  01/26/16
damn bruh you going HAM itt
Wild hairraiser liquid oxygen
  01/26/16
180. *GULPS*
Copper brethren church building
  01/26/16
fucking damn
disturbing judgmental coffee pot old irish cottage
  01/26/16
...
Concupiscible glassy property pistol
  01/26/16
180
chapel knife
  01/26/16
Goodbye, XO.
Maniacal splenetic mental disorder
  01/26/16
Alright wish I never made this thread
Chestnut Passionate Garrison
  01/27/16
...
thriller zombie-like spot
  02/01/16
what the fuck was in this?
Balding irradiated gas station
  02/02/16
ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
slippery french immigrant step-uncle's house
  05/19/16
repost please
Maniacal splenetic mental disorder
  09/02/16
I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
silver seedy legend
  10/21/16
it was absolutely brutal
slippery french immigrant step-uncle's house
  06/13/17
Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
topaz home
  01/26/16
tyft brother
big police squad azn
  01/26/16
...
Motley potus
  01/26/16
...
Adulterous Cuckoldry
  01/27/16
180.
provocative fat ankles
  01/27/16
...
Metal dog poop set
  01/29/16
...
Hilarious sickened hospital organic girlfriend
  01/31/16
...
Motley potus
  02/01/16
Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsess...
ebony stead
  02/02/16
brave
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  02/03/16
...
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...
Motley potus
  02/22/16
Wow, this thread really touched a nerve
ticket booth
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...
Maniacal splenetic mental disorder
  03/08/16
...
Chestnut Passionate Garrison
  09/27/16
...
Chestnut Passionate Garrison
  03/04/16
...
cerise dilemma goal in life
  04/04/16
...
Bronze idiotic parlour
  04/04/16
cr
soggy cruise ship
  04/20/16
...
exciting hairy legs gaming laptop
  05/11/16
...
Motley potus
  05/11/16
...
Chestnut Passionate Garrison
  06/17/16
...
stock car lodge
  09/27/16
...
cerise dilemma goal in life
  10/21/16
mods please delete
thriller zombie-like spot
  10/21/16
already preserved in the archives
Wild hairraiser liquid oxygen
  10/24/16
...
Chestnut Passionate Garrison
  10/24/16
i really like it here
slippery french immigrant step-uncle's house
  10/24/16
...
Hilarious sickened hospital organic girlfriend
  10/27/16
...
ultramarine rehab sneaky criminal
  12/17/16
mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
thriller zombie-like spot
  01/03/17
There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
Chestnut Passionate Garrison
  08/24/17
In all seriousness, why is that bad? First, the kid happe...
Beta bistre national security agency
  01/23/17
... ...
Stimulating Multi-billionaire
  01/23/17
...
Chestnut Passionate Garrison
  07/08/17
Lol
ticket booth
  08/18/17
Holy shit.
Underhanded Thirsty Library Stain
  01/16/19
...
spectacular deranged international law enforcement agency theater
  02/11/17
...
Chestnut Passionate Garrison
  03/13/17
...
cerise dilemma goal in life
  03/15/17
...
mint vigorous base
  03/15/17
...
Hilarious sickened hospital organic girlfriend
  04/02/17
"i made it," he thought.
Stage Cumskin
  04/02/17
If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to...
Buck-toothed kink-friendly corn cake
  04/02/17
bump for leolenin
Aphrodisiac black national doctorate
  06/01/17
...
Mildly autistic striped hyena
  06/01/17
...
provocative fat ankles
  06/01/17
*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*
Azure station boistinker
  06/13/17
...
Aphrodisiac black national doctorate
  07/02/17
where is corporate slave?
irate mood
  07/08/17
...
useless kitty travel guidebook
  08/18/17
...
cerise dilemma goal in life
  09/25/17
...
slimy windowlicker regret
  10/27/17
This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 y...
thriller zombie-like spot
  10/27/17
...
indigo dashing casino codepig
  12/26/17
Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up ...
drab outnumbered trump supporter
  12/26/17
xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
Chestnut Passionate Garrison
  12/26/17
Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
drab outnumbered trump supporter
  12/26/17
No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the probl...
ultramarine rehab sneaky criminal
  02/20/18
cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane ...
sick candlestick maker
  05/24/18
...
Adulterous Cuckoldry
  07/25/18
...
slimy windowlicker regret
  05/17/18
...
Chestnut Passionate Garrison
  07/25/18
man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
Bull headed cyan becky milk
  07/25/18
The signs were, sadly, all there
Chestnut Passionate Garrison
  07/25/18
...
Twisted temple
  07/25/18
...
slimy windowlicker regret
  01/16/19
Not what I needed right now
Chestnut Passionate Garrison
  01/16/19
...
thriller zombie-like spot
  01/16/19
This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
Underhanded Thirsty Library Stain
  01/16/19
Jfc
Chestnut Passionate Garrison
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
thriller zombie-like spot
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
massive poppy marketing idea
  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
insane beady-eyed athletic conference
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
Citrine french chef
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
Citrine french chef
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
soggy cruise ship
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
Citrine french chef
  01/17/19
...
slimy windowlicker regret
  04/08/19
...
jet-lagged masturbator
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
indigo dashing casino codepig
  04/09/19
...
Citrine french chef
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
Citrine french chef
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
Chestnut Passionate Garrison
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
greedy people who are hurt
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
Chestnut Passionate Garrison
  06/03/19
...
thriller zombie-like spot
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
At-the-ready high-end faggot firefighter giraffe
  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
Citrine french chef
  06/03/19
...
spectacular deranged international law enforcement agency theater
  08/08/19
Absolutely devastating for board libs.
Citrine french chef
  08/08/19
...
Citrine french chef
  08/12/19
Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
coral
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
really tough guy
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
coral
  08/12/19
...
coral
  03/16/20
...
Carmine Yapping Dingle Berry
  02/02/20
...
cerise dilemma goal in life
  03/14/20
...
soggy cruise ship
  03/16/20
...
soggy cruise ship
  09/30/20
...
demanding bat-shit-crazy love of her life
  08/27/21
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cerise dilemma goal in life
  09/13/21
...
thriller zombie-like spot
  09/26/21
...
very tactful macaca
  10/11/21
...
lavender flickering circlehead
  10/11/21
bump
soggy cruise ship
  03/12/22
...
cerise dilemma goal in life
  01/05/23
...
exciting hairy legs gaming laptop
  03/20/23
all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we...
pink alpha
  10/13/23
mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every ...
lemon
  10/13/23
...
Chestnut Passionate Garrison
  01/03/24
...
slimy windowlicker regret
  08/09/24
...
lfo
  07/28/25


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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Chestnut Passionate Garrison

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
Author: talented twinkling sweet tailpipe

180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: primrose cheese-eating legal warrant corner

This one stings.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
Author: spectacular deranged international law enforcement agency theater

I hate you for this.

*devises gory killself method*

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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:27 AM
Author: Contagious Blue Mexican

jesus no...

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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:11 AM
Author: maroon partner



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:00 PM
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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
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Date: October 14th, 2020 11:12 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Shimmering impertinent locale private investor



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:55 PM
Author: Startled gay gay wizard



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:55 PM
Author: Shimmering impertinent locale private investor



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Appetizing Office Tank



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: insane beady-eyed athletic conference



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: cerise dilemma goal in life

you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Adulterous Cuckoldry



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:32 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:51 PM
Author: Chestnut Passionate Garrison



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:44 PM
Author: Concupiscible glassy property pistol



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: self-absorbed adventurous philosopher-king

jesus you guys are fucking brutal

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:47 PM
Author: Maniacal splenetic mental disorder



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:09 AM
Author: talented twinkling sweet tailpipe



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:33 PM
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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:55 AM
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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:02 PM
Author: cerise dilemma goal in life



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Date: December 19th, 2017 6:36 PM
Author: provocative fat ankles



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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:14 PM
Author: Chestnut Passionate Garrison



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:18 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: primrose cheese-eating legal warrant corner



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:29 PM
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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: cerise dilemma goal in life



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Date: April 20th, 2017 2:06 PM
Author: cerise dilemma goal in life



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: cerise dilemma goal in life



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:37 PM
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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:44 PM
Author: House-broken tanning salon son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#44515653)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:16 PM
Author: House-broken tanning salon son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#47634560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Mind-boggling abnormal nursing home

ruthless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678485)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Adulterous Cuckoldry

Brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678486)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Clear indian lodge psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34541852)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: bisexual den incel

fuuuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678490)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: 180 voyeur stage

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678498)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: multi-colored therapy

*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jest, merely reciprocating how you treated them when you got your Ideal Mating Partner as they leave halfway through the service to slam pizzas and casual afternoon beers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678509)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Sable pungent nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678514)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: Chestnut Passionate Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678702)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: Rusted idea he suggested elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679337)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: disturbing judgmental coffee pot old irish cottage

damnit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678518)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Shimmering impertinent locale private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678522)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Chestnut Passionate Garrison

EDITED too painful to contemplate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678523)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: cerise dilemma goal in life

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678526)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Shimmering impertinent locale private investor

Cr edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: Chestnut Passionate Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678571)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: cerise dilemma goal in life

u softbatch TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678581)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: Chestnut Passionate Garrison

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678598)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Wild hairraiser liquid oxygen

Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678964)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: curious sooty mother

hm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679986)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: Wild hairraiser liquid oxygen

it's not that toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680117)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Motley potus

wait

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678967)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: primrose cheese-eating legal warrant corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683286)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: thriller zombie-like spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: Chestnut Passionate Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29682549)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: multi-colored therapy

'we're Match.com compatible'

*wife brushes your arm, visible caustic burns and gangrene several days later*

ps: u died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: Glittery friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678556)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: Mind-boggling abnormal nursing home

180 thread

greatness is rarely recognized in its own time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678706)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: cerise dilemma goal in life

it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678811)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: Mind-boggling abnormal nursing home

may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679005)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Motley potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678899)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: provocative fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678939)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:30 PM
Author: Bronze idiotic parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679242)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: disturbing judgmental coffee pot old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Rusted idea he suggested elastic band

1800000

and i have a match.com GF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679333)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: Chestnut Passionate Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679615)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Menage

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: Chestnut Passionate Garrison

Fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679788)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: jet hateful senate fanboi

Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679796)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: Emerald floppy heaven main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29695248)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: vivacious mewling locus

MASTERful work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679815)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: bisexual den incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679906)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Concupiscible glassy property pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679940)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Wild hairraiser liquid oxygen

damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680090)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Meetinghouse Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680164)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Heady hideous hell kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680169)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Exhilarant rough-skinned turdskin

O LORD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680205)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: tan skinny woman location

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680268)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Wonderful Boiling Water

180 KILLSHOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680314)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Maniacal splenetic mental disorder

*sets ThinkPad on fire*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680340)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Shimmering impertinent locale private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680393)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Chestnut Passionate Garrison

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680420)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: charismatic mad-dog skullcap box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680962)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: primrose cheese-eating legal warrant corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Meetinghouse Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684580)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Excitant Cowardly Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685192)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Chestnut Passionate Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29835937)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:31 PM
Author: marvelous foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#33728990)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Boyish low-t hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#33729021)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:43 PM
Author: comical carnelian yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#33729061)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:00 PM
Author: Chestnut Passionate Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34542686)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: Bateful Flushed Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#35011340)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: Chestnut Passionate Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#36120607)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:56 PM
Author: Chestnut Passionate Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#39779580)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 12:47 PM
Author: exciting hairy legs gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#43989067)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:30 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#46930531)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: self-absorbed adventurous philosopher-king

fuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680383)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: disturbing judgmental coffee pot old irish cottage

In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
Author: histrionic frisky state persian

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29681904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: Pearly trust fund

poison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29681911)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:07 AM
Author: know-it-all magenta half-breed school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29682017)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:12 AM
Author: talented twinkling sweet tailpipe

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29682024)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: Motley potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29682054)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: Bossy theatre

Amazing.

Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683275)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: lascivious plaza weed whacker

just want to point out that after reading one of the most penetrating, insightful, acerbic, and downright captivating XO posts of the year, grace kelly's only reaction was to think about the inaccurate description of wedding dress striving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29714619)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: primrose cheese-eating legal warrant corner

Christ. FATALITY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683299)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: Wild hairraiser liquid oxygen

how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one poster in this subthread to prefer his woman to be fatality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#31696500)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: hyperventilating messiness stag film

lol u poor bastards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683525)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: silver seedy legend

I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: Aromatic crackhouse feces

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#31509905)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#35011345)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:17 AM
Author: Excitant Cowardly Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38673321)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: spectacular deranged international law enforcement agency theater

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684240)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: Excitant Cowardly Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685199)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: Khaki Supple Shrine

Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29690331)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:59 PM
Author: provocative fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29692444)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Chestnut Passionate Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29715945)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Balding irradiated gas station

Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29726734)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: Balding irradiated gas station

but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29740482)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:38 PM
Author: razzle brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29740519)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: laughsome blood rage whorehouse

It actually hurt to read this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29888868)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: At-the-ready high-end faggot firefighter giraffe

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29888912)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Medicated hominid business firm

God have mercy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29909715)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Violet Cuck

18000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29980772)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 5:56 PM
Author: Infuriating fishy area lettuce

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29981244)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:39 PM
Author: Self-centered Ruby Round Eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#30516200)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:36 PM
Author: white flirting background story

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#31718233)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: Hilarious sickened hospital organic girlfriend

art&scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32165325)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: overrated sanctuary antidepressant drug

Good lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32287948)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac black national doctorate

oh my.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32440078)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: Hairless resort party of the first part

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32818287)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: mint vigorous base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32833822)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: Bronze idiotic parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32973645)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: razzmatazz lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#33450428)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: odious transparent kitchen volcanic crater

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: slimy windowlicker regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: Boyish low-t hall

mother of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: narrow-minded diverse headpube

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: cobalt institution

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: indigo dashing casino codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: vibrant toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Cerebral Site Sandwich

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Electric electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: Frozen parlor gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: arousing associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: lavender flickering circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: 718-662-5970

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#49136987)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Pale Reading Party

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: unholy digit ratio

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: Concupiscible glassy property pistol

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: Maniacal splenetic mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: racy anal place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Adulterous Cuckoldry

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Wild hairraiser liquid oxygen

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Adulterous Cuckoldry

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Wild hairraiser liquid oxygen

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Adulterous Cuckoldry

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Chestnut Passionate Garrison

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: Wild hairraiser liquid oxygen

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Chestnut Passionate Garrison

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: Stirring nowag

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Wild hairraiser liquid oxygen

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Adulterous Cuckoldry

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Menage

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Adulterous Cuckoldry

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Menage

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Adulterous Cuckoldry

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: Maniacal splenetic mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: green trip space

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Clear indian lodge psychic

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: soul-stirring internet-worthy faggotry goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: Chestnut Passionate Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac black national doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: Stimulating Multi-billionaire

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: Cerebral Site Sandwich

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: Wild hairraiser liquid oxygen

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: bonkers milky sex offender wagecucks

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Wild hairraiser liquid oxygen

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: big police squad azn

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Adulterous Cuckoldry

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Menage

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Wild hairraiser liquid oxygen

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Chestnut Passionate Garrison

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: Ruddy Factory Reset Button

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Adulterous Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Wild hairraiser liquid oxygen

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: Adulterous Cuckoldry

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: talented twinkling sweet tailpipe

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Wonderful Boiling Water

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Wonderful Boiling Water

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Adulterous Cuckoldry

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Wonderful Boiling Water

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Wild hairraiser liquid oxygen

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: Wonderful Boiling Water

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Wild hairraiser liquid oxygen

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Wonderful Boiling Water

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Chestnut Passionate Garrison

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Adulterous Cuckoldry

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Wild hairraiser liquid oxygen

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Adulterous Cuckoldry

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: salmon tantric pit jap

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Chestnut Passionate Garrison

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: cerise dilemma goal in life

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: Chestnut Passionate Garrison

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Wild hairraiser liquid oxygen

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: Motley potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: talking school cafeteria

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Adulterous Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Rusted idea he suggested elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Bossy theatre

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: green trip space

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Chartreuse slap-happy fortuitous meteor trailer park

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Nubile Scourge Upon The Earth Forum

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: Chestnut Passionate Garrison

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: Stimulating Multi-billionaire

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: Aromatic crackhouse feces

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: aqua abode ratface

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: hyperventilating messiness stag film

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: Navy house

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac black national doctorate

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: exciting hairy legs gaming laptop

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author:  dragon

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Adulterous Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: provocative fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: thriller zombie-like spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: violent chad

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: Rusted idea he suggested elastic band

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: violent chad

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: Rusted idea he suggested elastic band

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: primrose cheese-eating legal warrant corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: primrose cheese-eating legal warrant corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: violent chad

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Pale Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author:  Aquamarine Market

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author:  Aquamarine Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: nudist address

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: marvelous foreskin

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author:  soggy cruise ship

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Meetinghouse Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: talented twinkling sweet tailpipe

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: Motley potus

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: cerise dilemma goal in life

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author:  soggy cruise ship

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: Chestnut Passionate Garrison

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: nudist address

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: maize field ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#37605742)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: talking school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#39779479)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: spectacular deranged international law enforcement agency theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: Motley potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Meetinghouse Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: provocative fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: arousing associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author:  pocket flask degenerate

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: Chestnut Passionate Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Stirring nowag

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: spectacular deranged international law enforcement agency theater

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: Contagious Blue Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Motley potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: big police squad azn

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author:  submissive theater stage

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: mint vigorous base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: Dead range

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: lavender flickering circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#43182576)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: Stimulating Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: Motley potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: violent chad

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: Motley potus

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: Chestnut Passionate Garrison

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: violent chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: violent chad

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: Rusted idea he suggested elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: silver seedy legend

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: violent chad

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: silver seedy legend

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: violent chad

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Motley potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Chestnut Passionate Garrison

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: silver seedy legend

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: cerise dilemma goal in life

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: silver seedy legend

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: slimy windowlicker regret

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Excitant Cowardly Principal's Office

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: silver seedy legend

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: Bossy theatre

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: slimy windowlicker regret

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: thriller zombie-like spot

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Wild hairraiser liquid oxygen

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: silver seedy legend

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac black national doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: mint vigorous base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: Hyperactive Bawdyhouse

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Stirring nowag

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Pale Reading Party

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Chestnut Passionate Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: Cerebral Site Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: Stirring nowag

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Menage

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: Excitant Cowardly Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685274)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Stirring nowag

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author:  soggy cruise ship

tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Meetinghouse Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: primrose cheese-eating legal warrant corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: mint vigorous base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: marvelous foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: violent chad

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Contagious Blue Mexican

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: provocative fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29837939)



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: maroon partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32000449)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: plum orchestra pit

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: silver seedy legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: Motley potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: cerise dilemma goal in life

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: lake swollen church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author:  soggy cruise ship

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: silver seedy legend

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: Motley potus

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: silver seedy legend

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: Motley potus

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: silver seedy legend

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: Claret Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author:  soggy cruise ship

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: silver seedy legend

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: Chestnut Passionate Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: cerise dilemma goal in life

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: silver seedy legend

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: cerise dilemma goal in life

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author:  soggy cruise ship

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: cerise dilemma goal in life

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: silver seedy legend

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: topaz home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Peach personal credit line center

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: disturbing judgmental coffee pot old irish cottage

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: slimy windowlicker regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: spectacular deranged international law enforcement agency theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Menage

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: thriller zombie-like spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Meetinghouse Clown

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: pearl fantasy-prone bbw piazza

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author:  university

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: honey-headed hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: slimy windowlicker regret

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: silver seedy legend

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Peach personal credit line center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Peach personal credit line center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: Bossy theatre

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: silver seedy legend

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: Bossy theatre

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: silver seedy legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: silver seedy legend

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Bossy theatre

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: silver seedy legend

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: Bossy theatre

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: silver seedy legend

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Bossy theatre

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: Chestnut Passionate Garrison

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Motley potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: big police squad azn

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Metal dog poop set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: Excitant Cowardly Principal's Office

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: Bossy theatre

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: Excitant Cowardly Principal's Office

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: Bossy theatre

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Excitant Cowardly Principal's Office

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Bossy theatre

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Excitant Cowardly Principal's Office

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Bossy theatre

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: insane beady-eyed athletic conference

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: Bossy theatre

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: insane beady-eyed athletic conference

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: Wild hairraiser liquid oxygen

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Bossy theatre

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: Excitant Cowardly Principal's Office

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Bossy theatre

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: Stirring nowag

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: Bossy theatre

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: Excitant Cowardly Principal's Office

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: Bossy theatre

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Wild hairraiser liquid oxygen

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Copper brethren church building

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: disturbing judgmental coffee pot old irish cottage

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: Concupiscible glassy property pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author:  chapel knife

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Maniacal splenetic mental disorder

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: Chestnut Passionate Garrison

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: thriller zombie-like spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Balding irradiated gas station

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: slippery french immigrant step-uncle's house

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Maniacal splenetic mental disorder

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: silver seedy legend

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: slippery french immigrant step-uncle's house

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: topaz home

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: big police squad azn

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: Motley potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: Adulterous Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: provocative fat ankles

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: Metal dog poop set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: Hilarious sickened hospital organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: Motley potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author:  ebony stead

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: Chestnut Passionate Garrison

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: exciting hairy legs gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Motley potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author:  ticket booth

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Maniacal splenetic mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Chestnut Passionate Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: Chestnut Passionate Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: cerise dilemma goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Bronze idiotic parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author:  soggy cruise ship

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: exciting hairy legs gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: Motley potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Chestnut Passionate Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author:  stock car lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: cerise dilemma goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: thriller zombie-like spot

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: Wild hairraiser liquid oxygen

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Chestnut Passionate Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: slippery french immigrant step-uncle's house

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: Hilarious sickened hospital organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author:  ultramarine rehab sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: thriller zombie-like spot

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Chestnut Passionate Garrison

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: Beta bistre national security agency

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: Stimulating Multi-billionaire

...

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: Chestnut Passionate Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author:  ticket booth

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: Underhanded Thirsty Library Stain

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: spectacular deranged international law enforcement agency theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: Chestnut Passionate Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: cerise dilemma goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: mint vigorous base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: Hilarious sickened hospital organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author:  Stage Cumskin

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: Buck-toothed kink-friendly corn cake

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac black national doctorate

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: Mildly autistic striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: provocative fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Azure station boistinker

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac black national doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: irate mood

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: useless kitty travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: cerise dilemma goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: slimy windowlicker regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: thriller zombie-like spot

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: indigo dashing casino codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: drab outnumbered trump supporter

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Chestnut Passionate Garrison

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: drab outnumbered trump supporter

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author:  ultramarine rehab sneaky criminal

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author:  sick candlestick maker

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: Adulterous Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: slimy windowlicker regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: Chestnut Passionate Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: Bull headed cyan becky milk

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Chestnut Passionate Garrison

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: Twisted temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: slimy windowlicker regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Chestnut Passionate Garrison

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: thriller zombie-like spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Underhanded Thirsty Library Stain

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Chestnut Passionate Garrison

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: thriller zombie-like spot

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: massive poppy marketing idea

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: insane beady-eyed athletic conference

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: Citrine french chef

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: Citrine french chef

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author:  soggy cruise ship

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: Citrine french chef

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: slimy windowlicker regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author: jet-lagged masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: indigo dashing casino codepig

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author: Citrine french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: Citrine french chef

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: Chestnut Passionate Garrison

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: greedy people who are hurt

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: Chestnut Passionate Garrison

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: thriller zombie-like spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: At-the-ready high-end faggot firefighter giraffe

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: Citrine french chef

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: spectacular deranged international law enforcement agency theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: Citrine french chef

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: Citrine french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author:  coral

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author:  really tough guy

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author:  coral

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author:  coral



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author: Carmine Yapping Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#39531148)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: cerise dilemma goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#39763251)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author:  soggy cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#39779439)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author:  soggy cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#41016701)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author: demanding bat-shit-crazy love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#43021741)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: cerise dilemma goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#43107782)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: thriller zombie-like spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#43182523)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: very tactful macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#43257821)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: lavender flickering circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#43257834)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author:  soggy cruise ship

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: cerise dilemma goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#45747202)



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: exciting hairy legs gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#46075051)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author:  pink alpha

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: lemon

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#46931020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Chestnut Passionate Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#47246331)



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: slimy windowlicker regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#47947258)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#49136888)