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New Movie I'm pitching "A Staten Island Brunch" (180)

Farewell guys. I know some of you may find this here. Maybe ...
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Johnsmeyer is are Christopher Moltisanti
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I'm rooting for Jimmy!
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well whtever it is, its 180
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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:32 AM
Author: Azure nofapping spot half-breed

Farewell guys. I know some of you may find this here. Maybe you won't. I have some personal stuff going on. My father, the person who I've been closest to my whole life, has passed away. As many of you know, my mom passed away when I was younger. I need to be with my family right now to help my brothers and his kids. Maybe even move somewhere and start new.

Aside from all the comedy and bullshit on here, I actually got some good life advice. Most of you are good dudes and I learned a lot about law and life from you all.

Later boys and girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30254769)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:47 AM
Author: Thriller personal credit line

Go back to India

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#36040540)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:37 AM
Author: frozen big-titted scourge upon the earth

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30254788)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:44 AM
Author: 180 topaz mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30254824)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:14 PM
Author: Slate property

180 moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30259710)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:45 AM
Author: Opaque House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30254829)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: flickering menage depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30254845)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:51 AM
Author: 180 topaz mother

I'm intrigued re the $1700/hr bottle service. Can it really cost that much?

Johnsmeyer, if you want to troll some out-of-towners IRL, convince them to get that. They'll probably think they owe about $100

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30254859)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Spruce faggotry

not per hour, per night. Weekend night table for 4-6 will easily set you back that at a good MFH club.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30259882)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:58 AM
Author: filthy narrow-minded meetinghouse twinkling uncleanness

legit lol at "brunchmen"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30254874)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:00 AM
Author: glittery offensive ape

holy shit, where can i sign up to fund this movie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30254879)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:49 AM
Author: Azure nofapping spot half-breed

This.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255053)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:58 AM
Author: pearly roast beef

Johnsmeyer is are Christopher Moltisanti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255103)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Azure nofapping spot half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255329)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Opaque House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255330)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:20 AM
Author: nighttime goyim office



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: Azure nofapping spot half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255459)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:51 PM
Author: pearly roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30259511)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: Azure nofapping spot half-breed

This is Brunch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30259687)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: low-t really tough guy toaster



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: greedy aromatic piazza main people



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:43 AM
Author: cowardly mahogany brunch internal respiration



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: avocado step-uncle's house cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30259763)



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:38 AM
Author: provocative library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#40788726)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:01 AM
Author: Thriller personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255112)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:19 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal hairraiser mental disorder parlour

Read this twoce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255178)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:20 AM
Author: Ultramarine Pistol Telephone

feel like there are some very subtle digs at RSF here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255185)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: heady drunken stage dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255187)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: Ultramarine Pistol Telephone

New movie I'm pitching: "A Manhattan in Paris". it's about a young James Lovers-Brunch moving to France to play semi-professional badminton and drink classic cocktails. when execs hear it's the unauthorized prequel to Staten Island Brunch they go nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255239)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: bearded beta factory reset button lodge

Will the Parisians discover the true source of this new arrival's ill-gotten family wealth?

Will the beautiful orphan daughter of the former Cantor derivatives Managing Director learn just who is paying for her nights on the town with the pudgy yet charming boy from New Jersey?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30484472)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: Bateful poppy potus ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#39615049)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:45 AM
Author: pearly roast beef

On second reading they're not subtle at all LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255276)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:00 PM
Author: adventurous state bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30260898)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:51 PM
Author: seedy center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30320652)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:11 AM
Author: pearl travel guidebook

lol the whole thing is a not at all subtle fuck you to rsf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255388)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:22 AM
Author: Amber reading party gas station

I'm rooting for Jimmy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255194)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:25 AM
Author: lascivious casino gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255204)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:30 AM
Author: Spectacular Crawly Athletic Conference Sex Offender

180

And fuck Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255226)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:41 AM
Author: Walnut Stead Death Wish

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255256)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Frum Excitant Location Cuckoldry

9848578947589245

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255262)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: low-t really tough guy toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255290)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: costumed principal's office marketing idea

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255374)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: Disturbing titillating boltzmann public bath

This is 10x better content than gay, verbose space stories IMO. Thanks, Johnsmeyer!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255377)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:28 PM
Author: Sable Becky Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30258123)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:12 AM
Author: pearl travel guidebook

gotta say, im rooting for jimmy. fuck roberto. lmao at hot bitches going to staten island to watch some minor league baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255391)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Frum Excitant Location Cuckoldry

Roberto is Johnsmeyer's idealized version of himself (5'11" incredibly handsome pro baseball player instead of 5'9" college baseball player)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255397)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: pearl travel guidebook

thats like me creating a fictional version of myself and adding two 0s to my net worth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255399)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: Azure nofapping spot half-breed

This isn't RSF and it's not me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255407)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: pearl travel guidebook

well whtever it is, its 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255411)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: Azure nofapping spot half-breed

Ty brother. I'm not Puerto Rican either for the record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255414)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:17 AM
Author: pearl travel guidebook

lol, cr clarification

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255417)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: Azure nofapping spot half-breed

No just no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255403)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: Azure nofapping spot half-breed

So chicks would flock to the taller guy, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255537)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:35 AM
Author: Spectacular Crawly Athletic Conference Sex Offender

lol at this detail:

fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255545)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:01 PM
Author: boyish sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255718)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: Spectacular Crawly Athletic Conference Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30256259)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Frum Excitant Location Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#31801652)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: painfully honest codepig tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#34114617)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:36 AM
Author: Twinkling range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255554)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:42 AM
Author: coral trip dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255597)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: Maniacal appetizing wagecucks garrison

compliments on this moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255797)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:43 AM
Author: milky nubile degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255605)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:44 AM
Author: Azure nofapping spot half-breed

Fuck Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255609)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:32 PM
Author: Balding macaca jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255928)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: copper soggy gaping nursing home

Will gassy brunch shrews be featured?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255619)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:50 AM
Author: Azure nofapping spot half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255646)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:00 PM
Author: copper soggy gaping nursing home

You may wish to visit this thread for casting ideas: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2988531&mc=171&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255707)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: Azure nofapping spot half-breed

(Didn't mean to double posts)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255653)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: boyish sandwich

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255624)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: Thriller personal credit line

little hidden 180 about this thread - the self (180) in the thread title

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255650)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: boyish sandwich

180 Cr lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255652)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:02 PM
Author: Opaque House

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255721)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Contagious ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#31801648)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: pea-brained beady-eyed fat ankles lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#37240111)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:47 PM
Author: infuriating wonderful idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#39614982)



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Date: January 21st, 2021 5:00 PM
Author: pea-brained beady-eyed fat ankles lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#41800068)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: godawful electric kitchen azn

Not flame cop a script template and get to work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255736)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Azure nofapping spot half-breed

Serious q, does rach own this idea now? Was there a TOS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255760)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: aphrodisiac misanthropic knife shrine

now don't get me wrong, johnsmeyer is a nice guy, but bros who think he's taking a dig at RSF or whatever are missing the point. the movie's a lot bigger than that. it's really about america. to me "James Lovers-Brunch" allegorizes colonial-era britain, when pasty, dumb, decadent men ruled europe and her colonies. these men were gassy and bloated. so much so their heights bloated to 6'4" or some oafish number. by the "Brunchmen" we are obviously talking about europe.

now roberto comes along, who symbolizes everything about the new world that "James Lovers-Brunch", a tubby low IQ 6'4" bully, isn't. he's lean, masculine, and underneath the friendly smile he's rippling with strength and confidence.

so no, i don't feel that "James Lovers-Brunch", an effete, pasty 6'4" dude with severe emotional disturbances, is RSF at all.

roberto isn't Johnsmeyer, either. he's america.

make america great again. (180)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255767)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: godawful electric kitchen azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255821)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:29 PM
Author: aphrodisiac misanthropic knife shrine

i mean, James Lovers-Brunch, a shiftless 6'4" douche, is brunching on eggs "Benedict." clearly colonial britain. i don't know where people are getting the idea that he's supposed to be RSF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255894)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: blue motley hunting ground

What sort of lib could see a spic representing America?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30258156)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: nighttime goyim office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30259399)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:48 PM
Author: Azure nofapping spot half-breed

The thing about James is thT he's tall and has money but can't admit that he's ugly. He has a legitimately ugly face. Women aren't attracted to him for his face at all and to be honest the only thing he has going physically (and personality wise) is his height. Which is fine. Height is #1. But his character flaw is that he can't admit that and his insecurities stem from his lack of facial aesthetics. So he tried to m push on people that he's handsome and tries to convince himself that he's getting girls bc he's handsome and not bc he's tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30259463)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:58 PM
Author: aphrodisiac misanthropic knife shrine

i'm just calling it like it is.

old world = fat, pasty, effete, bloated.

new world = lean, muscular, swarthy as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30260167)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: Mentally impaired set

Rachmiel is a producer with a proven track record of knocking hits out of the park

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255794)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:13 PM
Author: pearly roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30257362)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:29 PM
Author: Balding macaca jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30255890)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: Azure nofapping spot half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30256244)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: filthy narrow-minded meetinghouse twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30257338)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:39 PM
Author: brilliant free-loading puppy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30257524)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: Sable Becky Friendly Grandma

million billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30258134)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: Curious lay double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30258557)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: vigorous chrome rigor

i came at 'dad bods'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30258569)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:31 PM
Author: comical blathering fanboi

boy does he have a decision to make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30258598)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: vibrant coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30259234)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:39 PM
Author: Azure nofapping spot half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30259378)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:45 PM
Author: coral trip dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30259433)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: supple cuckold ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30259725)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: avocado step-uncle's house cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30259764)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: razzle citrine hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30271077)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: racy pink voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#31801657)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: adventurous state bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30259297)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:04 PM
Author: comical blathering fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30259645)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:15 PM
Author: Azure nofapping spot half-breed

Greatest movie of ARE generation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30259717)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: supple cuckold ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30259728)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Hilarious Vivacious Sanctuary Liquid Oxygen

DESCRIBE the voiced-over montage at the beginning that explains the NYC brunch scene to viewers who may be unfamiliar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30259771)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:25 PM
Author: Azure nofapping spot half-breed

It will be like the intro to Beauty and the Beast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30259791)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:26 PM
Author: Azure nofapping spot half-breed

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30259801)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: Azure nofapping spot half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30259816)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:27 AM
Author: Sticky private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30270766)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: razzle citrine hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30271079)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 10:02 AM
Author: Spectacular Crawly Athletic Conference Sex Offender

Roses petals falling down at each new frame of stained glass renditions of the brunch men, NYC, and Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30271185)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:43 AM
Author: Mentally impaired set

Lol shit I lolled out loud to this and then realized it was the op. RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#36040536)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: Bistre Cracking Son Of Senegal

A billion

Thank you for this!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30259786)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:59 PM
Author: Sticky private investor

Anyone who says Johnsmeyer is not a top 5 poaster needs to read this thread carefully

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30260176)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:11 AM
Author: Amber reading party gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30262283)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: bearded beta factory reset button lodge

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30484482)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: Swashbuckling erotic indian lodge people who are hurt

Glad you revised & resubmitted "A Lover's Brunch" to make it more of an underdog story. Everyone loves a villain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30261210)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 1:33 AM
Author: pearl travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30261836)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:18 AM
Author: Cheese-eating crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30262299)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:30 AM
Author: know-it-all multi-colored school karate

"Based on a true story," Johnsmeyer grinned, adjusting his New Era cap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30262326)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:35 AM
Author: Spectacular Crawly Athletic Conference Sex Offender

**Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo**

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30263094)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:36 AM
Author: Azure nofapping spot half-breed

*light skinned half Puerto Rican*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30263106)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:41 AM
Author: filthy narrow-minded meetinghouse twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30262342)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal hairraiser mental disorder parlour

I suspect the audience will be high fiving and cheering when Roberto's compadre-since-birth, the street wise Young Rich Moon, himself a Victory Boulevard Casanova, jumps in to stand with him during the Final Showdown with The Brunchmen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30262351)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: Azure nofapping spot half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30263083)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: cream shaky digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30270761)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 AM
Author: Slippery national ladyboy

A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry and hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30263126)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:40 PM
Author: pearl travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30269336)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:27 AM
Author: Fighting Senate

this was my favorite part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30270765)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: cream shaky digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30271306)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:02 AM
Author: Amber reading party gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30277375)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:51 PM
Author: irradiated elite area community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30320658)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:07 PM
Author: irradiated elite area community account

still crack up every time I think of this line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30392115)



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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:25 PM
Author: brilliant free-loading puppy

Cr, i say it to myself in an exaggerated NY gabbagool accent too, like "Looks like dey was dressed for a boowl game!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#45235028)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:10 PM
Author: pearly roast beef

Johnsmeyer will play the cop in the movie, like a Hitchcock cameo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30392132)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: Frum Excitant Location Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#31801656)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:26 AM
Author: Hideous Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#36040469)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: boyish sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30392141)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:33 PM
Author: Amber reading party gas station

I'm starting to think that "Mmmm mm mm" is my favorite part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30269270)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: Curious lay double fault

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30269315)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: Swashbuckling erotic indian lodge people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30270762)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 12:47 PM
Author: razzle citrine hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30372418)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: infuriating wonderful idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30269318)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:25 AM
Author: cream shaky digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30270759)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: razzle citrine hospital

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30271085)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:45 AM
Author: lascivious casino gunner

heard that john leguizamo is in talks to play roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30271090)



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Date: May 18th, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Galvanic feces

Wilmer Valderrama, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30507577)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:12 AM
Author: primrose self-centered rehab antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30277459)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:24 AM
Author: bronze market

will u ever finish the story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30277530)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: razzle citrine hospital

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30279173)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Impertinent university

We need to get a production team/site ASAP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30279241)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: soul-stirring home immigrant

929928383747272727833848566

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30323065)



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Date: April 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Amber reading party gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30350101)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 11:45 AM
Author: Frum Excitant Location Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30483179)



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Date: May 16th, 2016 11:59 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Keepsake Machete Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30489285)



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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: medicated pit prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30492615)



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Date: May 18th, 2016 6:06 PM
Author: medicated pit prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30507552)



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Date: June 20th, 2016 11:43 AM
Author: pearly roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#30746746)



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Date: July 30th, 2016 3:29 PM
Author: comical blathering fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#31068717)



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Date: July 30th, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Slippery national ladyboy

i can see the brunchmen slo mo walking off the ferry to confront roberto in their bermuda shorts and wayfarers to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW1nxUChYfQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#31068799)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 10:33 PM
Author: Azure nofapping spot half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#31085736)



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Date: October 15th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: Brass selfie wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#31648220)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Contagious ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#31713435)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:17 AM
Author: infuriating wonderful idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#31713515)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:31 AM
Author: Lake Patrolman

probably his masterwork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#31713599)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:32 AM
Author: bearded beta factory reset button lodge

No black brunch was epic IRL flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#31713603)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: rose plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#31801303)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: rose plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#31801275)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: filthy narrow-minded meetinghouse twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#31801369)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: Frum Excitant Location Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#32148237)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Thriller personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#32152436)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: rambunctious temple pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#32152516)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: Azure nofapping spot half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#32156741)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Azure nofapping spot half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#32174580)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 2:18 PM
Author: Frum Excitant Location Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#32655383)



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Date: February 21st, 2017 3:21 AM
Author: aqua sneaky criminal

(Reposted)

It's about this guy named "James Lovers-Brunch." A 6'4 NYC playboy who cleans up with women and runs the NYC brunch scene. He and his friends, "The Brunchmen" can be seen at the top boozy brunch locations year round with a table full of eggs Benedict, mermosas and, of course, women.

These "Brunchmen" fit the fratty mold to a T. Pink button downs, boat shoes, wayfarers and who can forget the "I don't give a fuck" hair and dad bods. Mmmm mm mm.

James Lovers-Brunch struts around NYC styling on manlets all day every day. But he doesn't do so without his insecurities. Although Jimmy is tall, his body is lumpy, soft and would never be mistaken for athletic. He's also far from a "Clark Gabel" in the face. Women rate him as a 3.5, 4 on a good day. But women can't resist his 180 douchy attitude, money and of course, the holy grail, his height.

One day at brunch, Roberto walks by. Roberto is new and unlike the Brunchmen, he's not fratty in anyway. Roberto is 5'11, built like a solid athlete, fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo. Roberto is also a light skinned half Puerto Rican with a perfect smile to go along with his strong jaw and model-like face. It always seems like Roberto is grinning.

Roberto introduced himself to Jimmy and asked if he can join. James replied, "get the fuck out of here you prole piece of shit manlet!" All of the brunchmen laughed and cheered and high fived. The women reluctantly joined in, but not without first noticing Roberto's stunning looks. Roberto, with a grin, winked and said, "maybe another time."

Later that night Jimmy saw Roberto at the hottest club in Manhattan, One Tree. Roberto was partying it up, dancing on the floor. Laughing with Jimmy's girls. Winning them over with his charm. As Jimmy sat in his $1700 an hour bottle service booth, he couldn't believe that all of his women were with Roberto. Roberto looked over to Jimmy with that same grin and winked at him.

One of Jimmy's girls, an 18 year old model from Paris, responded "Isn't Roberto so awesome! He plays in the Yankees organization, for the Staten Island Yankees! He invited us to the game tomorrow!"

Jimmy replied, "You stupid whore! We have brunch tomorrow! And don't you know that I am an all star on my softball team! Now let me rip your panties off and lick you for hours!"

The next day, Jimmy and The Brunchmen sat at brunch on a Manhattan sidewalk but this time without women. Jimmy shouted out "where are these sluts? I told them 11." A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry an hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

James is enraged and so are The Brunchmen. They're off to Staten Island to win their girls back. Will height prevail? Will Jimmy be able to steal his girls back from Roberto? I guess Jimmy will be having a late brunch.... a "Staten Island Brunch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#32666915)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 9:17 AM
Author: aqua sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#32749902)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:28 AM
Author: geriatric business firm candlestick maker

Was this retyped? Contains a critical spelling error - it's *MERMOSAS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#33189860)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:31 AM
Author: aqua sneaky criminal

corrected

I copy pasted it when someone reposted it in another thread and I thought it should be reposted itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#33189862)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: aqua sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#33798150)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:04 PM
Author: Swashbuckling erotic indian lodge people who are hurt

It's "Mmmm mm mm", not "Mmmmmmmm" -- big difference. Please edit, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#33798171)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: aqua sneaky criminal

Edited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#33798225)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:30 PM
Author: Swashbuckling erotic indian lodge people who are hurt

Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#33798393)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: flickering menage depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#34211966)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: vengeful windowlicker hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#36271707)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:37 PM
Author: Sapphire stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#39613461)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:42 PM
Author: provocative library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#39613486)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:36 PM
Author: Swollen peach pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#39614918)



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:35 AM
Author: Bateful poppy potus ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#40788720)



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:40 AM
Author: provocative library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#40788731)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 8:18 PM
Author: fantasy-prone carnelian psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#43604323)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: Cerise genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#47093929)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: filthy narrow-minded meetinghouse twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#49494262)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: apoplectic multi-billionaire

Every Saturday morning, I do one part of the puppet show. But there's nobody there to start the trains anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#32749944)



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Date: March 31st, 2017 9:45 AM
Author: aqua sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#32960764)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:23 PM
Author: Thriller personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#33171330)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:24 PM
Author: Thriller personal credit line

What the FUCK HE DELETED IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#33171336)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:34 PM
Author: boyish sandwich

Woah when did he do that? Was it after the March bumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#33171422)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: outnumbered dull base mexican

better to have flamed & edited than never to have flamed at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#33250632)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:01 PM
Author: greedy aromatic piazza main people

not a single person copied it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#34510680)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:03 PM
Author: aqua sneaky criminal

I REPOSTED IT IN THIS VERY THREAD

jeez ....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#34510705)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:04 PM
Author: aqua sneaky criminal

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&mc=193&forum_id=2#32666915

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#34510709)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:58 PM
Author: greedy aromatic piazza main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#34513465)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 1:28 PM
Author: Cerebral orchestra pit volcanic crater

never forget:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#33250622)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: cowardly mahogany brunch internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#33798292)



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Date: May 26th, 2017 8:08 PM
Author: aqua sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#33404626)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 2:15 PM
Author: saffron affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#34101255)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 8:20 AM
Author: saffron affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#34114413)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 8:27 AM
Author: carmine bawdyhouse boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#34114430)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 5:07 PM
Author: pea-brained beady-eyed fat ankles lettuce

THE GOAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#34211859)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 3:57 PM
Author: know-it-all multi-colored school karate

RIP to the greatest thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#34510655)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:14 PM
Author: Sick Useless Brakes Theater

We miss you johnsy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#34510803)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:57 PM
Author: Useless Passionate Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#34513453)



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Date: December 1st, 2017 7:33 AM
Author: aqua sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#34812586)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 9:24 AM
Author: pea-brained beady-eyed fat ankles lettuce

Please come back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#34843148)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: aqua sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#34880075)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:37 AM
Author: bronze market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#34880078)



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Date: December 20th, 2017 9:46 PM
Author: marvelous onyx field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#34971362)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 11:17 PM
Author: infuriating wonderful idea he suggested

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#35060127)



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Date: February 23rd, 2018 7:07 AM
Author: Abnormal theater stage background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#35468015)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: pea-brained beady-eyed fat ankles lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#35920466)



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Date: May 2nd, 2018 3:59 PM
Author: Slippery national ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#35967868)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:17 AM
Author: Fluffy Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#36040464)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:34 AM
Author: Abnormal theater stage background story



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Date: July 18th, 2018 8:10 AM
Author: aqua sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#36450462)



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Date: November 6th, 2018 1:40 AM
Author: Fragrant naked point

(Reposted)

It's about this guy named "James Lovers-Brunch." A 6'4 NYC playboy who cleans up with women and runs the NYC brunch scene. He and his friends, "The Brunchmen" can be seen at the top boozy brunch locations year round with a table full of eggs Benedict, mermosas and, of course, women.

These "Brunchmen" fit the fratty mold to a T. Pink button downs, boat shoes, wayfarers and who can forget the "I don't give a fuck" hair and dad bods. Mmmm mm mm.

James Lovers-Brunch struts around NYC styling on manlets all day every day. But he doesn't do so without his insecurities. Although Jimmy is tall, his body is lumpy, soft and would never be mistaken for athletic. He's also far from a "Clark Gabel" in the face. Women rate him as a 3.5, 4 on a good day. But women can't resist his 180 douchy attitude, money and of course, the holy grail, his height.

One day at brunch, Roberto walks by. Roberto is new and unlike the Brunchmen, he's not fratty in anyway. Roberto is 5'11, built like a solid athlete, fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo. Roberto is also a light skinned half Puerto Rican with a perfect smile to go along with his strong jaw and model-like face. It always seems like Roberto is grinning.

Roberto introduced himself to Jimmy and asked if he can join. James replied, "get the fuck out of here you prole piece of shit manlet!" All of the brunchmen laughed and cheered and high fived. The women reluctantly joined in, but not without first noticing Roberto's stunning looks. Roberto, with a grin, winked and said, "maybe another time."

Later that night Jimmy saw Roberto at the hottest club in Manhattan, One Tree. Roberto was partying it up, dancing on the floor. Laughing with Jimmy's girls. Winning them over with his charm. As Jimmy sat in his $1700 an hour bottle service booth, he couldn't believe that all of his women were with Roberto. Roberto looked over to Jimmy with that same grin and winked at him.

One of Jimmy's girls, an 18 year old model from Paris, responded "Isn't Roberto so awesome! He plays in the Yankees organization, for the Staten Island Yankees! He invited us to the game tomorrow!"

Jimmy replied, "You stupid whore! We have brunch tomorrow! And don't you know that I am an all star on my softball team! Now let me rip your panties off and lick you for hours!"

The next day, Jimmy and The Brunchmen sat at brunch on a Manhattan sidewalk but this time without women. Jimmy shouted out "where are these sluts? I told them 11." A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry an hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

James is enraged and so are The Brunchmen. They're off to Staten Island to win their girls back. Will height prevail? Will Jimmy be able to steal his girls back from Roberto? I guess Jimmy will be having a late brunch.... a "Staten Island Brunch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#37168407)



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Date: January 21st, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: cowardly mahogany brunch internal respiration



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Date: March 7th, 2021 8:03 PM
Author: pea-brained beady-eyed fat ankles lettuce



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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:45 PM
Author: greedy aromatic piazza main people



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Date: December 1st, 2024 4:36 PM
Author: Abnormal theater stage background story



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Date: July 10th, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: .,..,..,.,,..,..,,,,,,,,..,...,.,.,.,


i dunno why but the "he plays in the Yankees organization!" always gets me. Like these brunch sluts know the intricacies and lingo of how minor league affilitions work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#49992241)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 2:36 PM
Author: Cordovan site



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Date: June 4th, 2019 7:50 PM
Author: Thriller personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#38340404)



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Date: August 5th, 2019 5:47 PM
Author: Cordovan site



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Date: December 25th, 2019 1:51 PM
Author: Amber reading party gas station



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Date: January 14th, 2020 4:25 AM
Author: Fluffy Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#39427998)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:43 PM
Author: provocative library



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:36 PM
Author: Swollen peach pisswyrm



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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:05 PM
Author: charismatic juggernaut famous landscape painting



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Date: March 9th, 2023 7:51 AM
Author: know-it-all multi-colored school karate

Johnsmeyer, I hope you're doing okay.

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Date: April 20th, 2023 8:57 AM
Author: bespoke tripping deer antler corn cake



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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: Contagious ratface

what a time to be alive

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Date: May 11th, 2024 5:44 PM
Author: Azure nofapping spot half-breed



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Date: October 24th, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: razzmatazz lilac stag film



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Date: October 24th, 2024 7:49 AM
Author: Flirting mad cow disease

My favorite character by far is The random cop who just happened to be on the Staten Island ferry then happened to run into jlb at in his brunch spot

I always imagine him as being played by jm in a hitchcockian cameo role

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Reputation#48234121)



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Date: December 1st, 2024 4:35 PM
Author: henna bisexual roommate



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Date: November 27th, 2024 10:26 PM
Author: Contagious ratface



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