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Now the Egyptians, before the reign of their king Psammetich...
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The herdsman obeyed his orders for two years, and at the end...
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THE LECTURER AND THE ACOLYTE One day, at the beginning of...
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And the lecturer was Albert Einstein.
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I believe this was before Tafticus was imperial consul
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Fun fact: "bekos" is from the same Indo-European ...
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Why did u delete
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he didn't want people 2 know he spoke Indo-european.
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on re-reading it struck me as dumb. probably because right n...
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I bet ancient kings were genuinely interested in this shit, ...
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PS he was right about the Phrygians.
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Date: August 28th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: gaped police squad

Now the Egyptians, before the reign of their king Psammetichus, believed themselves to be the most ancient of mankind. Since Psammetichus, however, made an attempt to discover who were actually the primitive race, they have been of opinion that while they surpass all other nations, the Phrygians surpass them in antiquity. This king, finding it impossible to make out by dint of inquiry what men were the most ancient, contrived the following method of discovery:- He took two children of the common sort, and gave them over to a herdsman to bring up at his folds, strictly charging him to let no one utter a word in their presence, but to keep them in a sequestered cottage, and from time to time introduce goats to their apartment, see that they got their fill of milk, and in all other respects look after them. His object herein was to know, after the indistinct babblings of infancy were over, what word they would first articulate. It happened as he had anticipated. The herdsman obeyed his orders for two years, and at the end of that time, on his one day opening the door of their room and going in, the children both ran up to him with outstretched arms, and distinctly said "Becos." When this first happened the herdsman took no notice; but afterwards when he observed, on coming often to see after them, that the word was constantly in their mouths, he informed his lord, and by his command brought the children into his presence. Psammetichus then himself heard them say the word, upon which he proceeded to make inquiry what people there was who called anything "becos," and hereupon he learnt that "becos" was the Phrygian name for bread. In consideration of this circumstance the Egyptians yielded their claims, and admitted the greater antiquity of the Phrygians.

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Date: August 28th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Confused exciting forum lettuce

The herdsman obeyed his orders for two years, and at the end of that time, on his one day opening the door of their room and going in, the children both ran up to him with outstretched arms, and distinctly said "XOXO."

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Date: August 28th, 2016 7:22 PM
Author: bisexual chestnut tattoo dragon

THE LECTURER AND THE ACOLYTE

One day, at the beginning of a lesson at the academy, an arrogant lecturer strolled up to his podium and began to speak. "If Jove and the Pantheon be real, then may they strike me down before the sands of this hourglass reverse!"

The lecturer held the hourglass forward, and the acolytes observed as its sands ran down into the bottom chamber.

Then, just as the last grains were about to empty, an acolyte leaped up and ran to the podium, giving the lecturer a mighty shove and sending him crashing to the ground.

"You fool!" cried the lecturer. "Why did you do that!"

"Jove is busy protecting our legions in Parthia," he replied, "so he sent me."

The arrogant lecturer sobbed bitterly upon the floor as the other acolytes cheered and began a feast of wine and garum.

The lecturer... was dishonorable rogue Gaius Cossutius, the notorious brigand and criminal who drowned by the weight of the gold he had stolen from temples while escaping across the Tiber. And the student... was the great emperor Vespasian, founder of the Flavian dynasty.

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Date: August 28th, 2016 7:25 PM
Author: dun stimulating plaza messiness

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Date: August 28th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: sinister grizzly stock car principal's office

And the lecturer was Albert Einstein.

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Date: January 15th, 2020 9:50 PM
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Date: January 15th, 2020 9:50 PM
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Date: January 15th, 2020 9:54 PM
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Date: January 15th, 2020 10:01 PM
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Date: January 15th, 2020 10:07 PM
Author: Provocative milky fanboi selfie

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Date: January 15th, 2020 10:14 PM
Author: stubborn theatre



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Date: January 15th, 2020 10:15 PM
Author: infuriating state immigrant

I believe this was before Tafticus was imperial consul

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Date: May 20th, 2020 6:57 PM
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Date: September 30th, 2022 6:42 PM
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Date: May 18th, 2023 12:09 PM
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Date: May 18th, 2023 1:24 PM
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Date: November 4th, 2024 9:14 AM
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Date: November 11th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Floppy property rigpig



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Date: December 6th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: greedy point

lol

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Date: August 28th, 2016 7:29 PM
Author: glassy adventurous box office philosopher-king

Fun fact: "bekos" is from the same Indo-European root that resulted in the English word "bake" i.e. bread is baked.

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Date: January 15th, 2020 9:50 PM
Author: Pea-brained stag film



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Date: January 15th, 2020 10:02 PM
Author: Mischievous Bearded Crackhouse

Why did u delete

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Date: January 15th, 2020 10:09 PM
Author: glassy adventurous box office philosopher-king

he didn't want people 2 know he spoke Indo-european.

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Date: January 15th, 2020 10:16 PM
Author: Pea-brained stag film

on re-reading it struck me as dumb. probably because right now i'm so baked.

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Date: August 28th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: gaped police squad



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Date: August 28th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: glittery magenta house

I bet ancient kings were genuinely interested in this shit, the way governments build large hadron colliders and shit these days.

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Date: August 29th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: gaped police squad



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Date: January 15th, 2020 9:47 PM
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Date: January 15th, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: Brilliant native cuckold

It's a pretty lulzy meme that these kinds of language deprivation experiments get carried out every few hundred years and usually end in the death of the subjects.

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Date: January 15th, 2020 9:50 PM
Author: buck-toothed dashing clown locale



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Date: January 15th, 2020 9:59 PM
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Date: January 15th, 2020 10:13 PM
Author: stubborn theatre



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Date: January 15th, 2020 10:28 PM
Author: Mischievous Bearded Crackhouse

Wonder what their internal monologue is like

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Date: May 20th, 2020 6:55 PM
Author: gaped police squad



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 3:23 PM
Author: gaped police squad



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Date: September 30th, 2022 6:34 PM
Author: bonkers sanctuary

PS he was right about the Phrygians.

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Date: May 18th, 2023 12:11 PM
Author: glassy adventurous box office philosopher-king

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Date: November 4th, 2024 9:10 AM
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Date: August 30th, 2025 4:16 AM
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Date: December 6th, 2025 9:16 PM
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Date: December 6th, 2025 9:18 PM
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