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almost completely ruined my life by flushing a bar of soap down my toilet

it's the first week of exams and i had to buy soap somewhere...
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yeah maybe next time i'll try the balcony trick
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how often you hear this story
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have i poasted this ordeal in detail yet. not sure
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would've been a peak experience no doubt
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because of the ass pee?
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we've all been there
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crazy time in a man's life
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Date: May 2nd, 2017 12:57 AM
Author: mischievous piazza goal in life

it's the first week of exams and i had to buy soap somewhere weird like a grocery store and the meat guy was like hey try this old spice soap it smells great so i got some. was taking a shower and i rubbed this soap all over my body and it smelled so bad i almost fell down in the shower and i was so pissed off at this soap i just grabbed the brand new bar and reached out of the shower and threw it in the toilet and flushed. i'm not really sure what i thought would happen but soap clogs the fuck out of a toilet. so with a fresh bar of old spice blocking the way i couldn't use any toilet paper and could just barely get the toilet to drain down pee but eventually i had to shit and had a brilliant idea: if pee will go down around the soap why not just pee my shit out of my ass. so i started drinking tons of epsom salt and peed every ounce of shit out of my body for several days and since i can't flush toilet paper i left the little bag from the grocery store on the ground to collect everything. so finally now that exams are underway something happened and the soap broke loose and all the soapy shit and piss residue went down and i was able dump the bag of faeces paper down too. huge relief during this stressful and scholarly time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2Reputation#33210194)



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Date: February 11th, 2018 8:48 AM
Author: Brindle senate



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 12:59 AM
Author: Swashbuckling elastic band gas station

why do you need to flush at all during exams? you could fit 60-80 logs easily in a standard 5gall bowel with light plunging to level off each waste cycle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2Reputation#33210206)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: mischievous piazza goal in life

adderall makes me pee literally like every 30 minutes and i have to constantly drink fluids to stay hydrated. it's so much pee it's a pain in the ass to just pee in the sink or something because it splashed all over me

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:05 AM
Author: Swashbuckling elastic band gas station

piss, just open your front door or off balcony. it's biodegradable and cops won't dna it anyway.

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:10 AM
Author: mischievous piazza goal in life

yeah maybe next time i'll try the balcony trick

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:11 AM
Author: Swashbuckling elastic band gas station

plumbers hate him

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:15 AM
Author: mischievous piazza goal in life



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:18 AM
Author: Sinister set roommate

lol

good shit

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Date: May 18th, 2017 8:38 PM
Author: chestnut hairraiser abode sound barrier



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Date: June 18th, 2017 4:01 PM
Author: cerebral organic girlfriend office



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Date: February 24th, 2018 6:27 AM
Author: racy pungent jewess



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:12 AM
Author: provocative claret boltzmann sanctuary

180, pls tweet this

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:13 AM
Author: mischievous piazza goal in life

too personal

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:15 AM
Author: Swashbuckling elastic band gas station

no you don't defame anyone or discuss your body. once it's in the toilet it's garbage.

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 10:59 AM
Author: mischievous piazza goal in life



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:04 AM
Author: Alcoholic exhilarant point



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:18 AM
Author: Exciting Low-t Base

how often you hear this story

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 3:15 AM
Author: mischievous piazza goal in life

have i poasted this ordeal in detail yet. not sure

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:01 AM
Author: Stimulating balding state

would've been a peak experience no doubt

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 9:47 PM
Author: mischievous piazza goal in life

cr. was glad to hear your statue was returned

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:04 AM
Author: Excitant dark chad

GOod poast moniker synergy

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 9:39 PM
Author: mischievous piazza goal in life

because of the ass pee?

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: garnet locus sweet tailpipe

we've all been there

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: mischievous piazza goal in life

crazy time in a man's life

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 9:40 PM
Author: Concupiscible Rehab

chill on the addy

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: mischievous piazza goal in life

lmao cr

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Date: June 18th, 2017 2:41 PM
Author: Thriller Fanboi



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 9:44 PM
Author: Domesticated Theatre Windowlicker

180 billion.

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: Olive generalized bond degenerate



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 10:15 PM
Author: Talented Pearl Temple Coffee Pot

180

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:05 PM
Author: fragrant range

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:09 PM
Author: Ivory stage

why didn't you just crack-open the tank and shit/piss in there? the shit would likely liquify by the time exams ended/soap disintegrated...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2Reputation#33217861)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:13 PM
Author: flesh odious ticket booth

Flush hot water

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Date: May 3rd, 2017 7:19 AM
Author: Alcoholic exhilarant point



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Date: May 3rd, 2017 7:45 AM
Author: ruby hospital cumskin

180

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Date: May 3rd, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: ocher address

Great thread

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Date: May 18th, 2017 8:37 PM
Author: garnet locus sweet tailpipe

it's a masterpiece

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Date: January 16th, 2020 9:37 AM
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Author: Mustard idea he suggested



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Date: May 18th, 2017 8:34 PM
Author: Alcoholic exhilarant point



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Date: May 18th, 2017 8:36 PM
Author: dashing black woman water buffalo

Good stuff here.

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Author: amber marvelous business firm

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Date: February 11th, 2018 8:45 AM
Author: mischievous piazza goal in life

jfc

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