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GFs dogs anal glands leaked in my house. Smells like absolute death

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. ...
shivering sienna police squad field
  08/09/18
Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this...
Bearded school cafeteria persian
  08/09/18
Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poas...
Slippery faggot firefighter love of her life
  08/09/18
We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s an...
shivering sienna police squad field
  08/09/18
Could be a diet-related thing My sister switched her dogs...
beady-eyed multi-billionaire
  08/09/18
Wtf man. And that smell, ugh
shivering sienna police squad field
  08/09/18
I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bi...
beady-eyed multi-billionaire
  08/09/18
It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk s...
shivering sienna police squad field
  08/09/18
OK, definitely never experienced anything like that The d...
beady-eyed multi-billionaire
  08/09/18
Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus do...
saffron brethren incel
  08/09/18
Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparentl...
Slippery faggot firefighter love of her life
  08/09/18
Dachshund
shivering sienna police squad field
  08/09/18
you know what to do...
Slippery faggot firefighter love of her life
  08/09/18
i love dogs, but never again am i owning one. all the const...
bronze pontificating piazza depressive
  08/09/18
I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big...
shivering sienna police squad field
  08/09/18
Same.
violent chestnut kitchen striped hyena
  08/09/18
Sad to not have a dog friend though
Cerise Jet-lagged Trump Supporter
  08/09/18
...
submissive new version
  08/09/18
what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?
stimulating school
  08/09/18
Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed ...
shivering sienna police squad field
  08/09/18
holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that hap...
stimulating school
  08/09/18
animals belong OUTSIDE the house
fighting french fanboi
  08/09/18
this LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. &q...
High-end chapel
  08/09/18
most asian poast I've ever read jfc
submissive new version
  08/09/18
"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served ...
Passionate location people who are hurt
  08/09/18
...
Citrine range
  08/09/18
Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!
exhilarant charcoal jap
  08/09/18
stfu gook
Very tactful philosopher-king voyeur
  08/09/18
...
Citrine range
  08/09/18
Cr
adventurous sepia forum useless brakes
  08/09/18
You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon i...
exhilarant charcoal jap
  08/09/18
Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.
cracking flirting half-breed
  08/09/18
XO becoming more and more prole every day.
violent chestnut kitchen striped hyena
  08/09/18
SUMMON: jjj
Chest-beating Alcoholic Deer Antler
  08/09/18
dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. ...
mahogany arrogant coffee pot station
  08/09/18
why didn't the dog eat it?
razzle-dazzle gay internal respiration
  08/09/18
The dog needs more fiber
bespoke boistinker athletic conference
  08/09/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk
Splenetic diverse antidepressant drug corner
  08/09/18
Sick
shivering sienna police squad field
  08/09/18
She's blaming the dog, dude
Grizzly market
  08/09/18
...
Dashing Heaven Marketing Idea
  08/09/18
TI, OC, TCR
Offensive circlehead whorehouse
  08/09/18
Absolutely Devastating.
cracking flirting half-breed
  08/09/18
...
hairless appetizing locus filthpig
  08/09/18
...
House-broken lodge
  08/09/18
...
Adulterous University
  03/15/25
...
self-satisfied and socially compliant
  11/20/25
fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes...
green galvanic hall
  08/09/18
...
Spectacular indirect expression
  08/09/18
They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a hol...
exhilarant charcoal jap
  08/09/18
interesting
House-broken lodge
  08/09/18
dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY ...
shivering sienna police squad field
  08/09/18
Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. A...
Motley pisswyrm
  08/09/18
Missed the dog part in thread title on first read
Passionate location people who are hurt
  03/15/25
birdshit problems
Roblox
  11/20/25


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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:04 AM
Author: shivering sienna police squad field

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. Wtf bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583449)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:12 PM
Author: Bearded school cafeteria persian

Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this issue. If so, don't buy.

If you get a dog and it has this problem. Kill it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36588682)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:05 AM
Author: Slippery faggot firefighter love of her life

Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poasted it

Was ready to kill the dogs on the spot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583452)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:07 AM
Author: shivering sienna police squad field

We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s anal gland. Apparently it’s like two pimples on either side of it’s asshole that you press and the gland stuff comes out. It’s foul as fuck. Do all little dogs do this? Normally the dog smells fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583461)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:11 AM
Author: beady-eyed multi-billionaire

Could be a diet-related thing

My sister switched her dogs food (to something that I think was supposed to be a bit more oriented to older dogs) and all of a sudden it had these insanely swollen (maybe infected?) anal glands

She switched it back to it's regular food and it's been fine since

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583470)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:13 AM
Author: shivering sienna police squad field

Wtf man.

And that smell, ugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583478)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: beady-eyed multi-billionaire

I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bit more solid in order for it to regularly let those glands 'express' with ordinary defecation

I've heard that the smell of those glands is bad but I don't think I've experienced it myself. I saw the dog while it was having problems and it was super gross to see, but the smell wasn't appreciably worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583508)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: shivering sienna police squad field

It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk spray when up close imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583537)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: beady-eyed multi-billionaire

OK, definitely never experienced anything like that

The dogs' glands were really fucked up though. It resembled a prolapse & couldn't stop licking itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583555)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: saffron brethren incel

Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus doodikoff!???!!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36585409)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:12 AM
Author: Slippery faggot firefighter love of her life

Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparently

I only fuck with large breeds and never knew about this shit until I saw it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583474)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: shivering sienna police squad field

Dachshund

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583481)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: Slippery faggot firefighter love of her life

you know what to do...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583485)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:06 AM
Author: bronze pontificating piazza depressive

i love dogs, but never again am i owning one.

all the constant dealings with SHIT are just too much. i don't need this much literal SHIT in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583458)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:09 AM
Author: shivering sienna police squad field

I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big. None of them had this problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583465)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:13 PM
Author: violent chestnut kitchen striped hyena

Same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36588692)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: Cerise Jet-lagged Trump Supporter

Sad to not have a dog friend though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583484)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: submissive new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36584262)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:19 AM
Author: stimulating school

what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583502)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:28 AM
Author: shivering sienna police squad field

Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed to secrete when they shit, but sometimes get clogged up and get engorged and you have to squeeze them like a zit

https://www.dummies.com/pets/dogs/how-to-empty-your-dogs-anal-sacs/

Again, never seen this living with Golden’s, labs, spaniels, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583533)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: stimulating school

holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583535)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:23 AM
Author: fighting french fanboi

animals belong OUTSIDE the house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583516)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: High-end chapel

this

LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. "oh this NEVER happens, just a one-off thing."

this is what you get for sharing your house with a disgusting animal

PS your friends thought your house reeked of animal even before this happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583540)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: submissive new version

most asian poast I've ever read jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36584265)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: Passionate location people who are hurt

"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served for dinner."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36585375)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: Citrine range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36584291)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: exhilarant charcoal jap

Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36585347)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:16 PM
Author: Very tactful philosopher-king voyeur

stfu gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36588718)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: Citrine range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36584293)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: adventurous sepia forum useless brakes

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36584370)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: exhilarant charcoal jap

You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon it will be illegal to prohibit them in the US from restaurants, planes, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36585342)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: cracking flirting half-breed

Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36585361)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: violent chestnut kitchen striped hyena

XO becoming more and more prole every day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36588699)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:26 AM
Author: Chest-beating Alcoholic Deer Antler

SUMMON: jjj

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583526)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: mahogany arrogant coffee pot station

dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. you're not supposed to do that in your house lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583539)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle gay internal respiration

why didn't the dog eat it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583553)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:44 AM
Author: bespoke boistinker athletic conference

The dog needs more fiber

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583569)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:51 AM
Author: Splenetic diverse antidepressant drug corner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583588)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: shivering sienna police squad field

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36584252)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: Grizzly market

She's blaming the dog, dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36584374)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: Dashing Heaven Marketing Idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36584386)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: Offensive circlehead whorehouse

TI, OC, TCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36585351)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: cracking flirting half-breed

Absolutely Devastating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36585356)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: hairless appetizing locus filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36585360)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: House-broken lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36588678)



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Adulterous University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#48749704)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: self-satisfied and socially compliant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#49446073)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:31 AM
Author: green galvanic hall

fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes, ANAL GLANDS "expressing"? LOL JUST LOL

jesus christ petcucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36584378)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: Spectacular indirect expression



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: exhilarant charcoal jap

They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a holdover from the common ancestor of dogs and skunks. The smell is NBD get over it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36585338)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: House-broken lodge

interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36585385)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: shivering sienna police squad field

dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY worse than a skunk. It was like rotten fish mixed with shit, extremely pungent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36585386)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: Motley pisswyrm

Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. Also, get high quality dog food. It makes for more solid stool that ensure the glands release the shit when they shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36588675)



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Passionate location people who are hurt

Missed the dog part in thread title on first read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#48749719)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Roblox

birdshit problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#49446165)