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Incredible Joel Osteen sermon: Dealing with your haters

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to St...
Irradiated box office pervert
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Razzle-dazzle Olive Multi-billionaire
  08/20/18
Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one ...
misunderstood party of the first part
  08/20/18
Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the imp...
Irradiated box office pervert
  08/20/18
https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39
Razzle-dazzle Olive Multi-billionaire
  08/20/18
Here, the investors are like the eagle.
Irradiated box office pervert
  08/20/18
(((crows)))
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can't believe this isn't a parody thread
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In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing t...
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  08/20/18
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In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) woul...
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  08/20/18
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Cerebral Philosopher-king Public Bath
  11/14/19
Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you po...
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  08/20/18
I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, a...
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Umber razzmatazz native
  08/20/18
I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than ...
Irradiated box office pervert
  08/20/18
Ohhh he found his new thing !! I
misunderstood party of the first part
  08/20/18
Found him This guy is way smarter and better than Joel ...
Umber razzmatazz native
  08/20/18
I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his ...
Irradiated box office pervert
  08/20/18
God I fucking hate you
Umber razzmatazz native
  08/20/18
You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. ...
Irradiated box office pervert
  08/20/18
Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true ...
Umber razzmatazz native
  08/20/18
His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go ou...
Irradiated box office pervert
  08/20/18
Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't ex...
Umber razzmatazz native
  08/20/18
I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel act...
Irradiated box office pervert
  08/20/18
You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature y...
Umber razzmatazz native
  08/20/18
Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking...
Irradiated box office pervert
  08/20/18
Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from th...
Irradiated box office pervert
  08/20/18
Wow! Prophetic.
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lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the c...
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Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surpr...
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fishy bateful national
  08/21/18
LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO
claret boiling water
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Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.
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Curious Blue Boistinker Twinkling Uncleanness
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Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of ...
fishy bateful national
  08/21/18
lol johnsmeyer
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  08/21/18
This needs a vocaroo
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Coincidence that crows are black?
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Lawman8 weeping
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Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification Joel...
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historically important thread
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Nice bump. It remains true
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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: Irradiated box office pervert

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to Steal Your Dreams.

It's a great message for anyone who has a throng of haters, which goes hand in hand with being successful, like Joel. I had previously sought to destroy each hater, but Joel teaches this is not what God wants.

Joel uses the analogy of an eagle. Sometimes, eagles get annoyed by crows, who like to gang up and harass them. Even though the eagle could kill a crow in one swipe, the eagle does not fight back. Instead, he rises above and flies to a higher altitude, smartly knowing that the crows cannot follow. This is how you should deal with your haters, rise above them, even though it would be very easy to quickly dispose of them like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36651787)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Olive Multi-billionaire



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:37 PM
Author: misunderstood party of the first part

Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one of the smartest species of birds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36651797)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Irradiated box office pervert

Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the important thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36651811)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Olive Multi-billionaire

https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36651834)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Irradiated box office pervert

Here, the investors are like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36651850)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:12 PM
Author: Comical twisted pisswyrm pit

(((crows)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#39117986)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: high-end station gay wizard

can't believe this isn't a parody thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36651805)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Exciting Seedy Dysfunction



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: Green therapy lodge



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: flesh razzle property



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Passionate charcoal windowlicker clown



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: Deranged senate jewess

The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majestic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36653743)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: Cerebral Philosopher-king Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#39118011)



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Date: August 24th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: Zombie-like Odious Kitchen



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:15 PM
Author: Cerebral Philosopher-king Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#39118008)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: titillating state

In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing the doors of your church to flood victims.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36651809)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: Exciting Seedy Dysfunction



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: fragrant haunted graveyard volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36651841)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: Irradiated box office pervert

In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) would be like the piles of shit that come from the crows:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2017/08/29/we-were-never-closed-joel-osteens-houston-megachurch-disputes-claims-it-shut-its-doors/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.3f8952fe70be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36651866)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: Cerebral Philosopher-king Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#39118014)



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Date: February 13th, 2020 1:24 PM
Author: electric round eye deer antler

Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you pointed out it was fake. Very sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#39589469)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: gay vigorous antidepressant drug



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:12 AM
Author: Green therapy lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36653257)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:48 PM
Author: Umber razzmatazz native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36651873)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: Irradiated box office pervert

I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, and he's 180, and I listen to him every day.

That being said, your unrelated video is also very 180. Talk about a prophet. Who is this guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36651899)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: Umber razzmatazz native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36651929)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Irradiated box office pervert

I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than talking about the greatness of Osteen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36651979)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: misunderstood party of the first part

Ohhh he found his new thing !! I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36651931)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: Umber razzmatazz native

Found him

This guy is way smarter and better than Joel

Give him a listen while you mow the lawn

J. Vernon McGee

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ9afjYimu0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36652057)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: Irradiated box office pervert

I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his style makes it very difficult to get into.

He seems very smart and serious though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36652149)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: Umber razzmatazz native

God I fucking hate you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36652153)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: Irradiated box office pervert

You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. I think you go out of your way to seek role models that fit into this stodgy image. It's an interesting quirk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36652168)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: Umber razzmatazz native

Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36652194)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Irradiated box office pervert

His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go out of your way to sound so boring.

If there's an essay version in text form that isn't terribly long, I'd look at that instead and probably extract the value in 25% of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36652232)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:45 PM
Author: Umber razzmatazz native

Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't exist in the 1900s. Why because he is a product of an already warped image. Sure he is good for now. But good for now is exactly what had brought us to this point. It's what allows generational Judaism to continually scratch away at the strength of the white people. You grew up with an already chinked plate of armor. Your children will think it's normal to have a gaping hole in their beliefs. There is only one way to rebuild it and allowing the eroded message to continue is not the right way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36652254)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: Irradiated box office pervert

I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel actually covered this message, in a much more entertaining and practical way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-yH8iHNoI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36652307)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Umber razzmatazz native

You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature you will want more than what he can give you. I'll just wait until then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36652337)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: Irradiated box office pervert

Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking about the same thing. Osteen even uses the same phrase of "the flesh" to describe the old nature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36652360)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:44 PM
Author: Irradiated box office pervert

Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from the other old guy that you poasted here. That guy had style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36652246)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:04 PM
Author: Ivory giraffe range

Wow! Prophetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36652000)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Ivory giraffe range



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: onyx corner liquid oxygen

lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the crows, let alone the eagle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36652060)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Irradiated box office pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36652233)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: dun stage

Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surprised

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36652312)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: fishy bateful national



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: claret boiling water

LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36652335)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:33 AM
Author: Turquoise Dog Poop Stead

Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36653331)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:35 AM
Author: Curious Blue Boistinker Twinkling Uncleanness



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:46 AM
Author: fishy bateful national

Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of his feckless devotees that they are the eagles in this analogy is truly inspirational

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36653709)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Floppy ebony faggotry trump supporter

lol johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36653719)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:56 AM
Author: Deranged senate jewess

This needs a vocaroo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36653745)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:57 AM
Author: high-end station gay wizard

Coincidence that crows are black?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36653748)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: Racy main people orchestra pit

Lawman8 weeping

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36654404)



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Date: August 25th, 2018 4:11 AM
Author: Umber razzmatazz native



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Date: November 14th, 2019 12:29 PM
Author: Irradiated box office pervert

Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification

Joel would be great on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#39117741)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:14 PM
Author: onyx corner liquid oxygen

historically important thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#39118002)



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: kink-friendly rigpig



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:08 PM
Author: Irradiated box office pervert

Nice bump. It remains true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#39467947)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: Candy Ride



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