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Early 30s friend is a Private Equity baller. Got on HGH, roids, plastic surgery

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short,...
stirring kitchen
  04/05/22
is this flame? can his success be replicated?
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any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive d...
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You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead...
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This is JJC, right?
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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:38 PM
Author: stirring kitchen

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short, balding, all around crap genes. not that smart either. no one really took him that seriously.

now he makes $500k+ as a private equity baller, apparently through sheer grinding and networking (i haven't really kept up with him through the years).

last time i met him, he was jacked and looked like a fitness model. he told me he sees special doctors and takes HGH and some other steroids (didn't go into details). he obviously had a hair transplant, plastic surgeries around the jaw and nose, regular skin treatments, etc.

essentially he turned himself from a male 3 into a male 7-8, which is a huge leap that you can't do naturally. still short though, which is his only flaw i guess.

on top of that, he's dating a total stunner - not a bimbo, just a really high-quality wholesome and cute girl who would have been way beyond his league naturally.

he tells me that, with all the substances he's taking, he's sharper than ever, always feeling good psychologically. he has much more energy to work and have fun. as a result, he's killing it at his job as well as outside of it.

so he translated his financial gains into life-maxing, which then translates into more financial gains. seems like the guy truly has it all.

honestly, i've never seen someone make such a 180 on their life trajectory before. i would have never believed it. i hadn't seen the guy for almost a decade and it blew me away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44284057)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:39 PM
Author: haunting iridescent university

is this flame? can his success be replicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44284074)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: stirring kitchen

it's not flame. i was wondering that myself. i would have scoffed at the idea of all those things if i didn't see the results right in front of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44284119)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:40 PM
Author: titillating erotic location

Getting blasted everyday

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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:41 PM
Author: Awkward appetizing gay wizard state

You're right about the HGH bomb,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44284093)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:54 PM
Author: cracking underhanded address alpha



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: titillating erotic location

He already have plans to go to brazil, vegas, miami, carribbean, europe. Pretty much wherever he wants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44284270)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:26 PM
Author: Massive black mother



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:34 PM
Author: Provocative institution son of senegal



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:29 AM
Author: obsidian fortuitous meteor



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#50114538)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: 1.618



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: Exhilarant pea-brained heaven

The minds are not matched

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44284115)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:45 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy chapel

His little heart will explode in his 40s/50s. There's no such thing as a free lunch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44284133)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:52 PM
Author: Talented filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44284216)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: stirring kitchen

any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive doctor?

i'm skeptical there are any downsides because i did a little searching and it seems like all the wealthy people and celebrities are on a long-term drug regimen of HGH and roids. examples: jeff bezos, peter thiel, joe rogan, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44284257)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:14 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy chapel

You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead to supra-physiological amounts of muscle have any downsides? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44284431)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:34 PM
Author: stirring kitchen

yes, otherwise longevity-obsessed smart wealthy people like thiel and bezos wouldn't be on it

i believe it's harmful unless done carefully with top of the line doctors, which these guys obviously have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44284612)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:44 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy chapel

Steve Jobs died of cancer as fast as he did b/c he decided to become a fruitarian lol. Jeff Bezos talks to women like he's a virgin. LOL @ deifying these faggots or justifying taking drugs b/c they do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44285131)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 9:08 AM
Author: Irradiated honey-headed meetinghouse lettuce

Longevity-obsessed smart people who spend their lives studying this stuff (e.g. David Sinclair, Valter Longo) believe it is bad for longevity even if it improves your well being in the short term.

You can listen to David Sinclair on Joe Rogan and see what an utter retard Joe Rogan and his bro-science are compared to an actual scientist.

Joe: Why is high protein bad?

Sinclair: Well let me explain all the data and mTOR and all the science.

Joe: But I like it.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44288638)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:38 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring senate

WWE wrestlers dropping like flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44285096)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:49 PM
Author: Turquoise Circlehead

Height?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44284190)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: stirring kitchen

5'7" - 5'8"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44284265)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 8:52 PM
Author: cream anal trust fund space



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Date: April 5th, 2022 11:43 PM
Author: Buck-toothed ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44287786)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:55 PM
Author: trip yellow property

Is $500k really a PE "baller" if that's what Biglaw Sr Associates make?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44284247)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:56 PM
Author: Sapphire know-it-all sneaky criminal

shots fired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44284255)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: stirring kitchen

lol i didn't ask his actual salary, safe to assume it's way higher than mine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44284271)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:22 PM
Author: Lascivious bistre stead indirect expression

Slaying 9s on the reg.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44284498)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:28 PM
Author: mustard duck-like affirmative action associate

nice to have you back, johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44284551)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:29 PM
Author: stirring kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44285028)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:36 PM
Author: Flatulent 180 Spot

500k isnt that much for a PE VP. There are VPs in banking that make 2.5x that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44285083)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:37 PM
Author: galvanic carmine philosopher-king

tallmos done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44285088)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:43 PM
Author: Submissive theatre striped hyena

This is JJC, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44285127)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:59 PM
Author: titillating erotic location

He's having a blast so far, tons of parties, hooking up like a rabbit, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44285242)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: bearded maniacal mental disorder

first thought that came to mind. This is the 2022 version of JJC trolling, now instead of HBS its HGH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44285246)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 10:14 AM
Author: mustard duck-like affirmative action associate

jjc would know how much successful PE guys actually make in 2022 (hint: it's not 500k lol)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44288959)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:06 PM
Author: wonderful brindle tank

Sounds like your friend is highly educated. Super successful. Multiple graduate degrees. Gorgeous.

I think I know where he can find some single women on his level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44285286)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: titillating erotic location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44285320)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: Aggressive arousing set roast beef



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Date: April 6th, 2022 10:16 AM
Author: Shaky box office fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44288966)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 8:49 PM
Author: stirring kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44286370)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 11:41 PM
Author: stirring kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44287776)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:32 AM
Author: Dun electric furnace half-breed

women are born rich and become poor as they age...men are born poor and become rich as they age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44288554)



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Date: April 7th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: stirring kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44297283)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Jewish Mob



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: nyuug

and ive fucked 1500+ girls with a fraction of the money, but who's counting?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#50114487)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: Jewish Mob

how much you pay them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#50114489)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: nyuug

nyuug is a virgin bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#50114491)