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Archive of XO-original Seinfeld scripts ITT

Pls paste links to ones not yet here: One social taboo Se...
Sooty tanning salon
  07/17/22
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grizzly floppy principal's office
  07/17/22
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laughsome brass spot
  07/17/22
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Haunting gas station
  07/18/22
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Sooty tanning salon
  09/29/22
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Sooty tanning salon
  01/07/23
Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due t...
180 blue famous landscape painting shrine
  01/07/23
Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theo...
180 blue famous landscape painting shrine
  01/07/23
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Haunting gas station
  01/09/23
crossing state lines http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
passionate slate organic girlfriend toaster
  01/09/23
George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions: http://...
passionate slate organic girlfriend toaster
  01/09/23
Smelly pussy http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
irradiated silver roast beef electric furnace
  03/18/23
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Sooty tanning salon
  05/05/23
Financing a burrito: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
passionate slate organic girlfriend toaster
  05/05/23
Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors afte...
Bearded magenta pozpig therapy
  05/05/23
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&fo...
Exhilarant Poppy Set Preventive Strike
  06/01/23
Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commen...
Supple Boiling Water
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney...
Supple Boiling Water
  08/22/24
Dating a dumb German girl https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
Supple Boiling Water
  08/22/24
Gabby Petito disappearance: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Provocative henna kitchen
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo h...
Supple Boiling Water
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvite...
Supple Boiling Water
  08/23/24
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Supple Boiling Water
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting T...
Supple Boiling Water
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a ba...
Supple Boiling Water
  08/23/24
Apple picking plot ideas https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
Supple Boiling Water
  09/28/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Afri...
multi-colored giraffe forum
  09/28/24
this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. i...
Comical Fantasy-prone Degenerate
  09/28/24
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Sooty tanning salon
  02/17/25
Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job htt...
Supple Boiling Water
  03/02/25
Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Supple Boiling Water
  09/18/25
Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, &ld...
'"'"''"
  06/11/26
actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnie...
fuck her right in the pussy
  06/11/26


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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: Sooty tanning salon

Pls paste links to ones not yet here:

One social taboo Seinfeld never grappled with…

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1859449&mc=66&forum_id=2

George dates Sigourney Weaver:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=24&forum_id=2

Kramer gets stolen cane from longshoreman Joe Sestak:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4289339&mc=46&forum_id=2

America has become corrupt:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937270&mc=52&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#44868423)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:31 PM
Author: grizzly floppy principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#44868436)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: laughsome brass spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#44868471)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Haunting gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#44869758)



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Date: September 29th, 2022 4:59 AM
Author: Sooty tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#45249162)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: Sooty tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#45756151)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:18 PM
Author: 180 blue famous landscape painting shrine

Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due to unvaxxed

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&mc=56&forum_id=2#43289940

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#45756181)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: 180 blue famous landscape painting shrine

Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theory

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4841553&mc=52&forum_id=2#42512210

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#45756204)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: Haunting gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#45763622)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: passionate slate organic girlfriend toaster

crossing state lines

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4965019&mc=51&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#45763649)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:51 AM
Author: passionate slate organic girlfriend toaster

George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849573

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#45763708)



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Date: March 18th, 2023 3:03 AM
Author: irradiated silver roast beef electric furnace

Smelly pussy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4910333&mc=11&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#46067659)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 2:15 AM
Author: Sooty tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#46272406)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:46 AM
Author: passionate slate organic girlfriend toaster

Financing a burrito:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320001&mc=33&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#46272571)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:58 AM
Author: Bearded magenta pozpig therapy

Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors after the COVID vax: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925973&forum_id=2#43156148



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#46272589)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: Exhilarant Poppy Set Preventive Strike

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325486

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#46378768)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:47 PM
Author: Supple Boiling Water

Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commencement Speech

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527812&mc=75&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#47997060)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: Supple Boiling Water

Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney Weaver, but...

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=38&forum_id=2#43211214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#47997067)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: Supple Boiling Water

Dating a dumb German girl

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5579033&mc=34&forum_id=2#47984000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#47997070)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:52 PM
Author: Provocative henna kitchen

Gabby Petito disappearance:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4926480&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#47997080)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: Supple Boiling Water

Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5168286&mc=19&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#47997105)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Supple Boiling Water

Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvited to Obama’s party

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895547&mc=51&forum_id=2#42918676

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#47997108)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Supple Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#47997115)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: Supple Boiling Water

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=47&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#47997120)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: Supple Boiling Water

Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a bailout

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5305630&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#47997262)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 12:29 AM
Author: Supple Boiling Water

Apple picking plot ideas

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5600347&mc=17&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#48139494)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:35 AM
Author: multi-colored giraffe forum

Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Africa

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=34&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#48139604)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:44 AM
Author: Comical Fantasy-prone Degenerate

this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. its mechanical exercise for evan its social commentary (interracial observations) with a modern twist (nude africa website) theres a internal reference (callback joke to mulatto lady) and usurp expectations (kramer being shameless) for parable ending (to brainwash the sitcom audience opinion on acceptability of interracial)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#48139607)



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Date: February 17th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: Sooty tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#48669891)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Supple Boiling Water

Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#48707645)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: Supple Boiling Water

Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772059&mc=32&forum_id=2#49252715

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#49281272)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: '"'"''"

Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, “fuck her right in the pussy” tp (HILARIOUS 2014 reference moniker btw! definitely a guy with an AMAZEBALLS sense of humor! 😂) says Seinfeld is overrated! *jackoff motion*

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873073&mc=95&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#49932234)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: fuck her right in the pussy

actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnier than the show

you know what else was pretty funny was that AI Seinfeld Twitch stream, "Nothing, Forever"

and this moniker is from way back when FHRITP was a thing, sorry you hate throwbacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#49932244)