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I have some new details about the spaceporn bar spaghetti incident

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there whe...
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Jfc
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To be fair, I can confirm.
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  04/09/23
Hand in the proverbial cookie jar
trip wrinkle ceo
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This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent ove...
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brave of you to poast this
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sable place of business chapel
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TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.
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Big if true
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The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’...
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Tick tock spaceporn
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Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.
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You’re fucked pal
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Jesus.
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Jesus ain’t touching this one
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Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to ...
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When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?...
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couple weeks ago. you?
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based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poas...
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Just don't talk about me, pedophile.
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I can confirm.
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throwaway?
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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:52 PM
Author: Mahogany heady senate

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there when it happened

SP had his hand all the way in the kid’s pants and was fondling his genitals. Kid was clearly in distress.

Waitress asked what he was doing when she came to bring SP another beer and SP had a panicked flipout like he was surprised anyone would notice.

Waitress did end up getting fired unfortunately but is considering suing either the restaurant or SP.

That’s all i know but am going to ask around a bit more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46161253)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: Honey-headed Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46161283)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:01 PM
Author: Talented brilliant hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46161287)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: Arousing State

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46161289)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: Canary glittery kitty

To be fair,

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46161292)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: sable place of business chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#48337327)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:56 PM
Author: Soul-stirring hateful sneaky criminal

Pedos often become convinced they are never going to get caught and so become very brazen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46161459)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: Talented brilliant hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46161511)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: electric dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46164478)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: sable place of business chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46164596)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:54 PM
Author: odious sexy athletic conference

sure bud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46161904)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:55 PM
Author: rusted rebellious mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46161906)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: henna contagious filthpig spot

This is so fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46161920)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: stimulating pearly bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46163996)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: trip wrinkle ceo

Hand in the proverbial cookie jar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46161921)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:04 PM
Author: 180 poppy property

This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent over the table pounding his ricehole. SP then pulled out and started to pee on SP jr while shouting 'HOUSE ON FIRE! HOUSE ON FIRE! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!'. It was a very lib bar so they were nervous about interfering since they did not want to come off as homophobic. The waitress was very brave for offering SP jr a towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46161937)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:04 PM
Author: Submissive scarlet station

brave of you to poast this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46164507)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: sable place of business chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46164592)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:42 PM
Author: Razzle cordovan base mental disorder

Extremely inspiring poast thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46177424)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:36 PM
Author: charcoal dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#47481014)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:15 PM
Author: Slate Adventurous Plaza Clown

TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46161964)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:15 PM
Author: Slap-happy theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46162120)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:13 PM
Author: Startling headpube

Big if true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46162116)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:14 PM
Author: charcoal dilemma

So are you actually there in person moonlighting as a private investigator? Or doing this all over zoom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46162119)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: Mahogany heady senate

The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’s all I really want to say in that area atm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46162123)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: stimulating pearly bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46163994)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:47 PM
Author: bistre candlestick maker center

Tick tock spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46164444)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:10 PM
Author: Stirring pungent reading party

Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46164523)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: bistre candlestick maker center

You’re fucked pal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46164558)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:29 PM
Author: Stirring pungent reading party

I’m doing great 👍

You are so fucked it’s just pathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46164572)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: sable place of business chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46164594)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: avocado school partner

Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46164599)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 5:51 PM
Author: hyperactive institution

Jesus ain’t touching this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46168892)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 11:14 PM
Author: angry fragrant organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46170246)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: Slate Adventurous Plaza Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46177413)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:30 PM
Author: Mahogany heady senate

Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to GREAT lengths to try to ensure this never blows back on him.

Like, crazy person stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46259432)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:36 PM
Author: Stirring pungent reading party

When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46259465)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:47 PM
Author: Mahogany heady senate

couple weeks ago. you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46259508)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:05 AM
Author: Mahogany heady senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46293312)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:06 AM
Author: henna contagious filthpig spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46293314)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:14 AM
Author: arrogant genital piercing voyeur

wait, so sp actually is a chimo? i thought that was just like a board joke because he worded things poorly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46293337)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:16 AM
Author: vigorous harsh lay

new here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46293345)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:57 AM
Author: Talented brilliant hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46671965)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:20 AM
Author: Light native

based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poast quite a lot i don't retain very much info about poasters/drama because i truly come here only to say irreverent stuff and read what other people say), SP had a schtick a few years back where he got stoned and said "wacky" stuff. he is obviously awkward so him trying to be a chill breh is inevitably going to come off weird and unnatural. i distinctly remember one poast where he the title was something like "my four year old has a bigger dick than me bros" and like you say, there was a lot of poorly worded stuff in his poasts. i don't remember the basis for the playroom hotdog meme, but whatever it was it cannot have sounded good. i highly doubt he is actually a pedo, but to be honest none of us really KNOWS each other so can we say? anything is possible, but i don't think it's true.

but i can say this - he hasn't done himself any favors here (unless he is trolling and inviting the abuse).

the big question for me is whether the bar spaghetti thing actually happened or whether he is just baiting people. if it happened, why the fuck would he talk about it here? he knows what the result would be. and if it did happen, i really don't know what to think. that is certainly suspicious as fuck if you're being accused of a server of doing something inappropriate with a child. has anyone ever had that happen to them? the most charitable thing i can say about that is maybe the waitress said something innocuous like "why the hell are you in the bar with a little kid" and SP, because he is unhinged and has a short fuse, just went bonkers and took it to be an accusation of pedo activity. i dunno.

someone (i think Mase?) the other day says that as of february the real SP was poasting here. not sure how he knows that. but i legit thought that SP was an imposter going back to january because the spaghetti incident is just borderline unreal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46293361)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:31 AM
Author: Stirring pungent reading party

Just don't talk about me, pedophile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46293390)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:32 AM
Author: henna contagious filthpig spot

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46293396)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:33 AM
Author: Light native

throwaway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46293399)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: henna contagious filthpig spot

I can't say more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46293406)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:36 AM
Author: Light native

i want to send you sexy messages and gay porn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46293414)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: henna contagious filthpig spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46293417)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:16 PM
Author: arrogant genital piercing voyeur

yeah, i figured the person everyone says sp in can't really be him because no sane person would do / say the shit he says constantly on here, making crazy ass threads and stirring things up with people for no reason.

if that restaurant thing is true, that's a solid where there's smoke there's fire situation because i can't envision a circumstance where a server would call out a customer over their kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46294280)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: Arousing State

new poaster, first day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46294284)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:21 PM
Author: arrogant genital piercing voyeur

like i said, i'm aware of the sp fucks his son origin story, but it's really hard for me to square someone with their identity so wildly known taking so much time out of his day to do and say the wacky stuff i see on here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46294300)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:23 PM
Author: citrine cuckoldry resort

This entire SP thing is bizarre. What's this restaurant story? Can you link the original poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46294309)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:24 PM
Author: 180 poppy property

SP took his son out for bar spaghetti and the waitress thought he had kidnapped and raped his son. He complained to the manager and they gave him a free dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46294319)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: Light native

imagine you know nothing about this board and you read this description of what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46295133)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 6:45 PM
Author: citrine cuckoldry resort

this board is like a schizophrenic AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46295823)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: angry fragrant organic girlfriend

Origin of playroom hotdog meme was sp posting “little fucker begged for a playroom hotdog and now he won’t eat it.”

shitmodded of course, draw your own conclusions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#48360620)



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Date: June 17th, 2023 11:11 AM
Author: comical learning disabled parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46438170)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:55 AM
Author: angry fragrant organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46671961)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 2:26 PM
Author: racy tanning salon travel guidebook

Call me old fashioned but I think this is sick and SP needs to be stopped. Poor kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46672800)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:20 PM
Author: self-absorbed national regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#46862311)



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Date: November 1st, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: Light native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#47008653)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:33 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal opaque foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#47481002)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: 180 poppy property

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#47548999)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: comical learning disabled parlour



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Date: April 14th, 2024 5:27 PM
Author: hyperventilating address



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: rusted rebellious mexican



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: chartreuse charismatic community account jew

Your kids will be dancing on those bars if you don’t quit molesting them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#47689636)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: topaz site



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: sable place of business chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#48337325)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:42 PM
Author: 180 poppy property

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2Reputation#48360611)



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