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People on LinkedIn are so "proud" of stupid nonsense

Oh, I just celebrated two years at this stupid company! Wow,...
dull school private investor
  09/20/23
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Flushed set weed whacker
  09/20/23
deactivate it friend
internet-worthy angry stag film haunted graveyard
  09/20/23
I will, it's a complete scam and they send endless emails.
dull school private investor
  09/20/23
Do supermarket managers have LinkedIn accounts?
judgmental base internal respiration
  09/20/23
Yeah, you'd be surprised. The ones at corporate think they'r...
dull school private investor
  09/20/23
LinkedIn is important in that many of the people you're inte...
histrionic frozen chapel
  09/20/23
flame. it's actually better to give them 0 intel about you b...
internet-worthy angry stag film haunted graveyard
  09/20/23
Actually, it's better to do both. The profile gives another...
histrionic frozen chapel
  09/20/23
You don't need a touchpoint faggot. Just be 180 irl
internet-worthy angry stag film haunted graveyard
  09/20/23
Motherfucker unfortunately in 2023 you do need to be a touch...
histrionic frozen chapel
  09/20/23
Flame. If you were impressive you wouldn't need a "touc...
internet-worthy angry stag film haunted graveyard
  09/20/23
You can keep telling yourself this and it can keep being not...
histrionic frozen chapel
  09/20/23
yeah of course plenty have gay linkedin profiles but i'm say...
internet-worthy angry stag film haunted graveyard
  09/20/23
It may not be "necessary" but it improves your pro...
histrionic frozen chapel
  09/20/23
Cool guys at my firm barely touch their LinkedIn profile. Ma...
nudist brunch
  09/20/23
Lmao at writing a bio Just have employer, job title, loca...
Very tactful zombie-like principal's office
  09/20/23
You see this watch?
histrionic frozen chapel
  09/20/23
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Nofapping whorehouse
  09/20/23
180
lilac insecure stage police squad
  07/05/24
“Proud to announce that I’ve hired CHAD as Head ...
Aggressive water buffalo
  09/20/23
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histrionic frozen chapel
  09/20/23
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appetizing liquid oxygen codepig
  09/20/23
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Nofapping whorehouse
  09/20/23
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self-centered floppy coffee pot locus
  07/05/24
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dull school private investor
  07/05/24
XO is so irrationally upset with this kind of thing. Who car...
brass really tough guy immigrant
  09/20/23
What are you proud of evan39?
Silver Disturbing Goyim
  09/20/23
i love being a random solo. i forgot linkedin existed.
slippery apoplectic station foreskin
  09/20/23
fundamental Q: are ppl doing this self-promotion bullshit b/...
Vengeful Spectacular Puppy
  09/20/23
80% the former, which is an even more damning indictment of ...
stirring alcoholic indian lodge double fault
  09/20/23
woah, sad if true
Vengeful Spectacular Puppy
  09/20/23
Sara Goldstein | Inside Sales Specialist I am humbled and...
stirring alcoholic indian lodge double fault
  09/20/23
...
transparent plaza brethren
  09/20/23
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dull school private investor
  09/20/23
...
Vengeful Spectacular Puppy
  09/20/23
...
histrionic frozen chapel
  09/20/23
...
Nofapping whorehouse
  09/20/23
...
Scarlet Crackhouse
  09/20/23
The womens shit is the worst.
nudist brunch
  09/20/23
lol
arrogant laser beams
  09/21/23
I swear I've read this same line a hundred times on there.
lilac insecure stage police squad
  07/05/24
LinkedIn is a big circle jerk of people who belong to the sa...
ruby voyeur hospital
  09/20/23
But enough about modern commerce
Fragrant snowy stead
  09/20/23
The engagement circle jerks the business posters have on Twi...
Shivering splenetic site telephone
  09/20/23
twist: all of these comments are regarding plans to have the...
histrionic frozen chapel
  09/20/23
Twist -these comments are usually made by women
nudist brunch
  09/20/23
*women using chatgpt
arrogant laser beams
  09/21/23
To be fair the anniversary thing seems to be auto-poasted
nudist brunch
  09/20/23
I'm talking about the big, elaborate posts where they talk a...
dull school private investor
  09/20/23
...
dull school private investor
  07/05/24


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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:38 PM
Author: dull school private investor

Oh, I just celebrated two years at this stupid company! Wow, I just got promoted to Sales Manager II and am so thrilled! What a great team! What an adventure! 600 likes!

So sick of this stupid bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821123)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:08 PM
Author: Flushed set weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821270)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:38 PM
Author: internet-worthy angry stag film haunted graveyard

deactivate it friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821124)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: dull school private investor

I will, it's a complete scam and they send endless emails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821127)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:42 PM
Author: judgmental base internal respiration

Do supermarket managers have LinkedIn accounts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821139)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:43 PM
Author: dull school private investor

Yeah, you'd be surprised. The ones at corporate think they're really special, not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821151)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:43 PM
Author: histrionic frozen chapel

LinkedIn is important in that many of the people you're interacting with on pitches are using it to get a sense of you going into the meeting or afterward. It's another piece of the platform as I'm sure you understand and a necessary evil. That said, yes, it's also full of vacuous bullshit which you don't need to engage in. Have a tight, convincing bio that highlights your experience, poast your articles, panel events, speeches you give, and move on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821147)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:46 PM
Author: internet-worthy angry stag film haunted graveyard

flame. it's actually better to give them 0 intel about you before they meet you and actually being impressive in person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821167)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:46 PM
Author: histrionic frozen chapel

Actually, it's better to do both. The profile gives another touchpoint.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821172)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:48 PM
Author: internet-worthy angry stag film haunted graveyard

You don't need a touchpoint faggot. Just be 180 irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821180)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:51 PM
Author: histrionic frozen chapel

Motherfucker unfortunately in 2023 you do need to be a touchpoint faggot and people who say "I'm just gonna wing this shit and be 180 they'll remember my charismatic smile and drunken stories!" will get left behind. I'm not endorsing the system but it's the reality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821203)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:21 PM
Author: internet-worthy angry stag film haunted graveyard

Flame. If you were impressive you wouldn't need a "touchpoint," no one will read or care about your dumb articles and it has a chance of backfiring as try-hard. I can't tell you how many CEOs have profiles that basically only show position, title and tenure, maybe undergrad. That's the most you need and even that is optional.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821333)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:26 PM
Author: histrionic frozen chapel

You can keep telling yourself this and it can keep being not true. Plenty of CEOs and others in the C-Suite of F500 companies have LinkedIn profiles. Listen man, I argued the point you're arguing for many years, I get it, but it's self-defeating and makes you look out of sync not special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821365)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:34 PM
Author: internet-worthy angry stag film haunted graveyard

yeah of course plenty have gay linkedin profiles but i'm saying it's provably not necessary for career success. keep following the crowd little buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821406)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:37 PM
Author: histrionic frozen chapel

It may not be "necessary" but it improves your prospects. There's a difference between following the crowd and participating in it in acknowledgment that you're already playing a game (modern glocap employment). You're not cool or an "iconoclast" for not doing these things you just look behind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821420)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 4:56 PM
Author: nudist brunch

Cool guys at my firm barely touch their LinkedIn profile. Marketing poasts stuff about us and we might repoast or just say phuckit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46822466)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:13 PM
Author: Very tactful zombie-like principal's office

Lmao at writing a bio

Just have employer, job title, location, and time spent there. Only full time, no internships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821306)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:18 PM
Author: histrionic frozen chapel

You see this watch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821323)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: Nofapping whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821542)



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Date: July 5th, 2024 9:43 PM
Author: lilac insecure stage police squad

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#47813689)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:48 PM
Author: Aggressive water buffalo

“Proud to announce that I’ve hired CHAD as Head Stock Boi! Looking forward to working very closely with him!”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821183)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:52 PM
Author: histrionic frozen chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821205)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:15 PM
Author: appetizing liquid oxygen codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821310)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: Nofapping whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821544)



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Date: July 5th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: self-centered floppy coffee pot locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#47813697)



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Date: July 5th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: dull school private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#47813699)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:07 PM
Author: brass really tough guy immigrant

XO is so irrationally upset with this kind of thing. Who cares about corny Linkedin habits? Just don't use the platform or ignore it if it bothers you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821267)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: Silver Disturbing Goyim

What are you proud of evan39?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821317)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: slippery apoplectic station foreskin

i love being a random solo. i forgot linkedin existed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821318)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: Vengeful Spectacular Puppy

fundamental Q: are ppl doing this self-promotion bullshit b/c they want to show off, or bc they have to (or think they have to) to maek in their career yet realize its pathetic and humiliating?

if the latter, that's a sad indictment of our society that middle-class wagecucks are forced to humiliate themselves like this and GC utterly strips them of their dignity.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821321)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:21 PM
Author: stirring alcoholic indian lodge double fault

80% the former, which is an even more damning indictment of our society imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821339)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:33 PM
Author: Vengeful Spectacular Puppy

woah, sad if true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821398)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:20 PM
Author: stirring alcoholic indian lodge double fault

Sara Goldstein | Inside Sales Specialist

I am humbled and honored to have been selected by my company to participate on a panel at the 2023 Western Great Lakes Region Women in Tech Conference. I would like to thank the leadership at Ball Bearings, Inc. for supporting me and allowing me to shine.

#womenintech #girlboss #1337code #winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821330)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:21 PM
Author: transparent plaza brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821335)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:23 PM
Author: dull school private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821347)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:36 PM
Author: Vengeful Spectacular Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821413)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:38 PM
Author: histrionic frozen chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821424)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: Nofapping whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821547)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 4:05 PM
Author: Scarlet Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46822120)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 4:57 PM
Author: nudist brunch

The womens shit is the worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46822472)



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Date: September 21st, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: arrogant laser beams

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46825685)



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Date: July 5th, 2024 9:44 PM
Author: lilac insecure stage police squad

I swear I've read this same line a hundred times on there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#47813696)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 4:05 PM
Author: ruby voyeur hospital

LinkedIn is a big circle jerk of people who belong to the same company/industry passing pointless information back and forth. There's zero point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46822119)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 4:06 PM
Author: Fragrant snowy stead

But enough about modern commerce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46822122)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 4:25 PM
Author: Shivering splenetic site telephone

The engagement circle jerks the business posters have on Twitter are almost as bad.

Whenever someone in their group tweets something:

"Great insight."

"So true."

"I never thought about it that way."

"I'll have to try that!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46822229)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 4:37 PM
Author: histrionic frozen chapel

twist: all of these comments are regarding plans to have their wives fucked by big bulls while they watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46822325)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 4:58 PM
Author: nudist brunch

Twist -these comments are usually made by women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46822477)



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Date: September 21st, 2023 12:35 PM
Author: arrogant laser beams

*women using chatgpt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46825697)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 4:54 PM
Author: nudist brunch

To be fair the anniversary thing seems to be auto-poasted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46822450)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 4:56 PM
Author: dull school private investor

I'm talking about the big, elaborate posts where they talk about how amazing and "cool" it is to be a junior deputy assistant sales manager. It's nauseating, especially with the DEI shit they always throw in these days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46822461)



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Date: July 5th, 2024 9:44 PM
Author: dull school private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#47813693)