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People on LinkedIn are so "proud" of stupid nonsense

Oh, I just celebrated two years at this stupid company! Wow,...
emerald talented organic girlfriend national
  09/20/23
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crystalline marvelous community account principal's office
  09/20/23
deactivate it friend
Garnet thriller dilemma wagecucks
  09/20/23
I will, it's a complete scam and they send endless emails.
emerald talented organic girlfriend national
  09/20/23
Do supermarket managers have LinkedIn accounts?
Ocher spot
  09/20/23
Yeah, you'd be surprised. The ones at corporate think they'r...
emerald talented organic girlfriend national
  09/20/23
LinkedIn is important in that many of the people you're inte...
massive autistic dog poop scourge upon the earth
  09/20/23
flame. it's actually better to give them 0 intel about you b...
Garnet thriller dilemma wagecucks
  09/20/23
Actually, it's better to do both. The profile gives another...
massive autistic dog poop scourge upon the earth
  09/20/23
You don't need a touchpoint faggot. Just be 180 irl
Garnet thriller dilemma wagecucks
  09/20/23
Motherfucker unfortunately in 2023 you do need to be a touch...
massive autistic dog poop scourge upon the earth
  09/20/23
Flame. If you were impressive you wouldn't need a "touc...
Garnet thriller dilemma wagecucks
  09/20/23
You can keep telling yourself this and it can keep being not...
massive autistic dog poop scourge upon the earth
  09/20/23
yeah of course plenty have gay linkedin profiles but i'm say...
Garnet thriller dilemma wagecucks
  09/20/23
It may not be "necessary" but it improves your pro...
massive autistic dog poop scourge upon the earth
  09/20/23
Cool guys at my firm barely touch their LinkedIn profile. Ma...
flickering abode blood rage
  09/20/23
Lmao at writing a bio Just have employer, job title, loca...
Cheese-eating brindle field deer antler
  09/20/23
You see this watch?
massive autistic dog poop scourge upon the earth
  09/20/23
...
Infuriating kitchen
  09/20/23
180
duck-like vivacious reading party
  07/05/24
“Proud to announce that I’ve hired CHAD as Head ...
cracking buff resort
  09/20/23
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massive autistic dog poop scourge upon the earth
  09/20/23
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Insane Gunner People Who Are Hurt
  09/20/23
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Infuriating kitchen
  09/20/23
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sexy nighttime really tough guy
  07/05/24
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emerald talented organic girlfriend national
  07/05/24
XO is so irrationally upset with this kind of thing. Who car...
Blathering therapy
  09/20/23
What are you proud of evan39?
racy silver public bath sandwich
  09/20/23
i love being a random solo. i forgot linkedin existed.
Violent turquoise party of the first part theater stage
  09/20/23
fundamental Q: are ppl doing this self-promotion bullshit b/...
Haunting Juggernaut
  09/20/23
80% the former, which is an even more damning indictment of ...
Spruce embarrassed to the bone cumskin
  09/20/23
woah, sad if true
Haunting Juggernaut
  09/20/23
Sara Goldstein | Inside Sales Specialist I am humbled and...
Spruce embarrassed to the bone cumskin
  09/20/23
...
Splenetic shrine internal respiration
  09/20/23
...
emerald talented organic girlfriend national
  09/20/23
...
Haunting Juggernaut
  09/20/23
...
massive autistic dog poop scourge upon the earth
  09/20/23
...
Infuriating kitchen
  09/20/23
...
Drab step-uncle's house ladyboy
  09/20/23
The womens shit is the worst.
flickering abode blood rage
  09/20/23
lol
irradiated jap
  09/21/23
I swear I've read this same line a hundred times on there.
duck-like vivacious reading party
  07/05/24
LinkedIn is a big circle jerk of people who belong to the sa...
Dun rebellious coldplay fan
  09/20/23
But enough about modern commerce
Maniacal obsidian gaping
  09/20/23
The engagement circle jerks the business posters have on Twi...
Lake bat-shit-crazy whorehouse
  09/20/23
twist: all of these comments are regarding plans to have the...
massive autistic dog poop scourge upon the earth
  09/20/23
Twist -these comments are usually made by women
flickering abode blood rage
  09/20/23
*women using chatgpt
irradiated jap
  09/21/23
To be fair the anniversary thing seems to be auto-poasted
flickering abode blood rage
  09/20/23
I'm talking about the big, elaborate posts where they talk a...
emerald talented organic girlfriend national
  09/20/23
...
emerald talented organic girlfriend national
  07/05/24


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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:38 PM
Author: emerald talented organic girlfriend national

Oh, I just celebrated two years at this stupid company! Wow, I just got promoted to Sales Manager II and am so thrilled! What a great team! What an adventure! 600 likes!

So sick of this stupid bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821123)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:08 PM
Author: crystalline marvelous community account principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821270)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:38 PM
Author: Garnet thriller dilemma wagecucks

deactivate it friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821124)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: emerald talented organic girlfriend national

I will, it's a complete scam and they send endless emails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821127)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:42 PM
Author: Ocher spot

Do supermarket managers have LinkedIn accounts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821139)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:43 PM
Author: emerald talented organic girlfriend national

Yeah, you'd be surprised. The ones at corporate think they're really special, not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821151)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:43 PM
Author: massive autistic dog poop scourge upon the earth

LinkedIn is important in that many of the people you're interacting with on pitches are using it to get a sense of you going into the meeting or afterward. It's another piece of the platform as I'm sure you understand and a necessary evil. That said, yes, it's also full of vacuous bullshit which you don't need to engage in. Have a tight, convincing bio that highlights your experience, poast your articles, panel events, speeches you give, and move on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821147)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:46 PM
Author: Garnet thriller dilemma wagecucks

flame. it's actually better to give them 0 intel about you before they meet you and actually being impressive in person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821167)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:46 PM
Author: massive autistic dog poop scourge upon the earth

Actually, it's better to do both. The profile gives another touchpoint.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821172)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:48 PM
Author: Garnet thriller dilemma wagecucks

You don't need a touchpoint faggot. Just be 180 irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821180)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:51 PM
Author: massive autistic dog poop scourge upon the earth

Motherfucker unfortunately in 2023 you do need to be a touchpoint faggot and people who say "I'm just gonna wing this shit and be 180 they'll remember my charismatic smile and drunken stories!" will get left behind. I'm not endorsing the system but it's the reality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821203)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:21 PM
Author: Garnet thriller dilemma wagecucks

Flame. If you were impressive you wouldn't need a "touchpoint," no one will read or care about your dumb articles and it has a chance of backfiring as try-hard. I can't tell you how many CEOs have profiles that basically only show position, title and tenure, maybe undergrad. That's the most you need and even that is optional.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821333)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:26 PM
Author: massive autistic dog poop scourge upon the earth

You can keep telling yourself this and it can keep being not true. Plenty of CEOs and others in the C-Suite of F500 companies have LinkedIn profiles. Listen man, I argued the point you're arguing for many years, I get it, but it's self-defeating and makes you look out of sync not special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821365)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:34 PM
Author: Garnet thriller dilemma wagecucks

yeah of course plenty have gay linkedin profiles but i'm saying it's provably not necessary for career success. keep following the crowd little buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821406)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:37 PM
Author: massive autistic dog poop scourge upon the earth

It may not be "necessary" but it improves your prospects. There's a difference between following the crowd and participating in it in acknowledgment that you're already playing a game (modern glocap employment). You're not cool or an "iconoclast" for not doing these things you just look behind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821420)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 4:56 PM
Author: flickering abode blood rage

Cool guys at my firm barely touch their LinkedIn profile. Marketing poasts stuff about us and we might repoast or just say phuckit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46822466)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:13 PM
Author: Cheese-eating brindle field deer antler

Lmao at writing a bio

Just have employer, job title, location, and time spent there. Only full time, no internships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821306)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:18 PM
Author: massive autistic dog poop scourge upon the earth

You see this watch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821323)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: Infuriating kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821542)



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Date: July 5th, 2024 9:43 PM
Author: duck-like vivacious reading party

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#47813689)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:48 PM
Author: cracking buff resort

“Proud to announce that I’ve hired CHAD as Head Stock Boi! Looking forward to working very closely with him!”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821183)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:52 PM
Author: massive autistic dog poop scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821205)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:15 PM
Author: Insane Gunner People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821310)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: Infuriating kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821544)



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Date: July 5th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: sexy nighttime really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#47813697)



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Date: July 5th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: emerald talented organic girlfriend national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#47813699)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:07 PM
Author: Blathering therapy

XO is so irrationally upset with this kind of thing. Who cares about corny Linkedin habits? Just don't use the platform or ignore it if it bothers you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821267)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: racy silver public bath sandwich

What are you proud of evan39?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821317)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: Violent turquoise party of the first part theater stage

i love being a random solo. i forgot linkedin existed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821318)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: Haunting Juggernaut

fundamental Q: are ppl doing this self-promotion bullshit b/c they want to show off, or bc they have to (or think they have to) to maek in their career yet realize its pathetic and humiliating?

if the latter, that's a sad indictment of our society that middle-class wagecucks are forced to humiliate themselves like this and GC utterly strips them of their dignity.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821321)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:21 PM
Author: Spruce embarrassed to the bone cumskin

80% the former, which is an even more damning indictment of our society imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821339)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:33 PM
Author: Haunting Juggernaut

woah, sad if true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821398)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:20 PM
Author: Spruce embarrassed to the bone cumskin

Sara Goldstein | Inside Sales Specialist

I am humbled and honored to have been selected by my company to participate on a panel at the 2023 Western Great Lakes Region Women in Tech Conference. I would like to thank the leadership at Ball Bearings, Inc. for supporting me and allowing me to shine.

#womenintech #girlboss #1337code #winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821330)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:21 PM
Author: Splenetic shrine internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821335)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:23 PM
Author: emerald talented organic girlfriend national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821347)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:36 PM
Author: Haunting Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821413)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:38 PM
Author: massive autistic dog poop scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821424)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: Infuriating kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821547)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 4:05 PM
Author: Drab step-uncle's house ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46822120)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 4:57 PM
Author: flickering abode blood rage

The womens shit is the worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46822472)



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Date: September 21st, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: irradiated jap

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46825685)



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Date: July 5th, 2024 9:44 PM
Author: duck-like vivacious reading party

I swear I've read this same line a hundred times on there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#47813696)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 4:05 PM
Author: Dun rebellious coldplay fan

LinkedIn is a big circle jerk of people who belong to the same company/industry passing pointless information back and forth. There's zero point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46822119)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 4:06 PM
Author: Maniacal obsidian gaping

But enough about modern commerce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46822122)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 4:25 PM
Author: Lake bat-shit-crazy whorehouse

The engagement circle jerks the business posters have on Twitter are almost as bad.

Whenever someone in their group tweets something:

"Great insight."

"So true."

"I never thought about it that way."

"I'll have to try that!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46822229)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 4:37 PM
Author: massive autistic dog poop scourge upon the earth

twist: all of these comments are regarding plans to have their wives fucked by big bulls while they watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46822325)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 4:58 PM
Author: flickering abode blood rage

Twist -these comments are usually made by women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46822477)



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Date: September 21st, 2023 12:35 PM
Author: irradiated jap

*women using chatgpt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46825697)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 4:54 PM
Author: flickering abode blood rage

To be fair the anniversary thing seems to be auto-poasted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46822450)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 4:56 PM
Author: emerald talented organic girlfriend national

I'm talking about the big, elaborate posts where they talk about how amazing and "cool" it is to be a junior deputy assistant sales manager. It's nauseating, especially with the DEI shit they always throw in these days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46822461)



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Date: July 5th, 2024 9:44 PM
Author: emerald talented organic girlfriend national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#47813693)