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People on LinkedIn are so "proud" of stupid nonsense

Oh, I just celebrated two years at this stupid company! Wow,...
Stimulating low-t pozpig
  09/20/23
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disgusting meetinghouse juggernaut
  09/20/23
deactivate it friend
honey-headed toaster doctorate
  09/20/23
I will, it's a complete scam and they send endless emails.
Stimulating low-t pozpig
  09/20/23
Do supermarket managers have LinkedIn accounts?
bossy exhilarant bawdyhouse
  09/20/23
Yeah, you'd be surprised. The ones at corporate think they'r...
Stimulating low-t pozpig
  09/20/23
LinkedIn is important in that many of the people you're inte...
Fishy roast beef
  09/20/23
flame. it's actually better to give them 0 intel about you b...
honey-headed toaster doctorate
  09/20/23
Actually, it's better to do both. The profile gives another...
Fishy roast beef
  09/20/23
You don't need a touchpoint faggot. Just be 180 irl
honey-headed toaster doctorate
  09/20/23
Motherfucker unfortunately in 2023 you do need to be a touch...
Fishy roast beef
  09/20/23
Flame. If you were impressive you wouldn't need a "touc...
honey-headed toaster doctorate
  09/20/23
You can keep telling yourself this and it can keep being not...
Fishy roast beef
  09/20/23
yeah of course plenty have gay linkedin profiles but i'm say...
honey-headed toaster doctorate
  09/20/23
It may not be "necessary" but it improves your pro...
Fishy roast beef
  09/20/23
Cool guys at my firm barely touch their LinkedIn profile. Ma...
Citrine Pit Love Of Her Life
  09/20/23
Lmao at writing a bio Just have employer, job title, loca...
180 copper business firm
  09/20/23
You see this watch?
Fishy roast beef
  09/20/23
...
Sooty Twisted Marketing Idea Stead
  09/20/23
180
garnet jap rehab
  07/05/24
“Proud to announce that I’ve hired CHAD as Head ...
boyish flesh stage faggot firefighter
  09/20/23
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Fishy roast beef
  09/20/23
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violent field azn
  09/20/23
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Sooty Twisted Marketing Idea Stead
  09/20/23
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Spectacular pale sneaky criminal
  07/05/24
...
Stimulating low-t pozpig
  07/05/24
XO is so irrationally upset with this kind of thing. Who car...
Diverse library gaming laptop
  09/20/23
What are you proud of evan39?
Avocado aphrodisiac nibblets senate
  09/20/23
i love being a random solo. i forgot linkedin existed.
dashing fear-inspiring milk
  09/20/23
fundamental Q: are ppl doing this self-promotion bullshit b/...
Demanding indian lodge
  09/20/23
80% the former, which is an even more damning indictment of ...
laughsome bright hospital
  09/20/23
woah, sad if true
Demanding indian lodge
  09/20/23
Sara Goldstein | Inside Sales Specialist I am humbled and...
laughsome bright hospital
  09/20/23
...
Bearded Dragon
  09/20/23
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Stimulating low-t pozpig
  09/20/23
...
Demanding indian lodge
  09/20/23
...
Fishy roast beef
  09/20/23
...
Sooty Twisted Marketing Idea Stead
  09/20/23
...
Stirring indecent step-uncle's house
  09/20/23
The womens shit is the worst.
Citrine Pit Love Of Her Life
  09/20/23
lol
Amber Boistinker
  09/21/23
I swear I've read this same line a hundred times on there.
garnet jap rehab
  07/05/24
LinkedIn is a big circle jerk of people who belong to the sa...
Arousing lodge
  09/20/23
But enough about modern commerce
Jet narrow-minded dog poop laser beams
  09/20/23
The engagement circle jerks the business posters have on Twi...
titillating nursing home
  09/20/23
twist: all of these comments are regarding plans to have the...
Fishy roast beef
  09/20/23
Twist -these comments are usually made by women
Citrine Pit Love Of Her Life
  09/20/23
*women using chatgpt
Amber Boistinker
  09/21/23
To be fair the anniversary thing seems to be auto-poasted
Citrine Pit Love Of Her Life
  09/20/23
I'm talking about the big, elaborate posts where they talk a...
Stimulating low-t pozpig
  09/20/23
...
Stimulating low-t pozpig
  07/05/24


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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:38 PM
Author: Stimulating low-t pozpig

Oh, I just celebrated two years at this stupid company! Wow, I just got promoted to Sales Manager II and am so thrilled! What a great team! What an adventure! 600 likes!

So sick of this stupid bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821123)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:08 PM
Author: disgusting meetinghouse juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821270)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:38 PM
Author: honey-headed toaster doctorate

deactivate it friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821124)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: Stimulating low-t pozpig

I will, it's a complete scam and they send endless emails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821127)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:42 PM
Author: bossy exhilarant bawdyhouse

Do supermarket managers have LinkedIn accounts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821139)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:43 PM
Author: Stimulating low-t pozpig

Yeah, you'd be surprised. The ones at corporate think they're really special, not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821151)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:43 PM
Author: Fishy roast beef

LinkedIn is important in that many of the people you're interacting with on pitches are using it to get a sense of you going into the meeting or afterward. It's another piece of the platform as I'm sure you understand and a necessary evil. That said, yes, it's also full of vacuous bullshit which you don't need to engage in. Have a tight, convincing bio that highlights your experience, poast your articles, panel events, speeches you give, and move on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821147)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:46 PM
Author: honey-headed toaster doctorate

flame. it's actually better to give them 0 intel about you before they meet you and actually being impressive in person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821167)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:46 PM
Author: Fishy roast beef

Actually, it's better to do both. The profile gives another touchpoint.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821172)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:48 PM
Author: honey-headed toaster doctorate

You don't need a touchpoint faggot. Just be 180 irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821180)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:51 PM
Author: Fishy roast beef

Motherfucker unfortunately in 2023 you do need to be a touchpoint faggot and people who say "I'm just gonna wing this shit and be 180 they'll remember my charismatic smile and drunken stories!" will get left behind. I'm not endorsing the system but it's the reality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821203)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:21 PM
Author: honey-headed toaster doctorate

Flame. If you were impressive you wouldn't need a "touchpoint," no one will read or care about your dumb articles and it has a chance of backfiring as try-hard. I can't tell you how many CEOs have profiles that basically only show position, title and tenure, maybe undergrad. That's the most you need and even that is optional.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821333)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:26 PM
Author: Fishy roast beef

You can keep telling yourself this and it can keep being not true. Plenty of CEOs and others in the C-Suite of F500 companies have LinkedIn profiles. Listen man, I argued the point you're arguing for many years, I get it, but it's self-defeating and makes you look out of sync not special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821365)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:34 PM
Author: honey-headed toaster doctorate

yeah of course plenty have gay linkedin profiles but i'm saying it's provably not necessary for career success. keep following the crowd little buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821406)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:37 PM
Author: Fishy roast beef

It may not be "necessary" but it improves your prospects. There's a difference between following the crowd and participating in it in acknowledgment that you're already playing a game (modern glocap employment). You're not cool or an "iconoclast" for not doing these things you just look behind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821420)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 4:56 PM
Author: Citrine Pit Love Of Her Life

Cool guys at my firm barely touch their LinkedIn profile. Marketing poasts stuff about us and we might repoast or just say phuckit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46822466)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:13 PM
Author: 180 copper business firm

Lmao at writing a bio

Just have employer, job title, location, and time spent there. Only full time, no internships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821306)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:18 PM
Author: Fishy roast beef

You see this watch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821323)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: Sooty Twisted Marketing Idea Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821542)



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Date: July 5th, 2024 9:43 PM
Author: garnet jap rehab

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#47813689)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:48 PM
Author: boyish flesh stage faggot firefighter

“Proud to announce that I’ve hired CHAD as Head Stock Boi! Looking forward to working very closely with him!”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821183)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:52 PM
Author: Fishy roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821205)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:15 PM
Author: violent field azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821310)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: Sooty Twisted Marketing Idea Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821544)



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Date: July 5th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: Spectacular pale sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#47813697)



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Date: July 5th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: Stimulating low-t pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#47813699)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:07 PM
Author: Diverse library gaming laptop

XO is so irrationally upset with this kind of thing. Who cares about corny Linkedin habits? Just don't use the platform or ignore it if it bothers you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821267)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: Avocado aphrodisiac nibblets senate

What are you proud of evan39?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821317)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: dashing fear-inspiring milk

i love being a random solo. i forgot linkedin existed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821318)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: Demanding indian lodge

fundamental Q: are ppl doing this self-promotion bullshit b/c they want to show off, or bc they have to (or think they have to) to maek in their career yet realize its pathetic and humiliating?

if the latter, that's a sad indictment of our society that middle-class wagecucks are forced to humiliate themselves like this and GC utterly strips them of their dignity.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821321)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:21 PM
Author: laughsome bright hospital

80% the former, which is an even more damning indictment of our society imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821339)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:33 PM
Author: Demanding indian lodge

woah, sad if true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821398)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:20 PM
Author: laughsome bright hospital

Sara Goldstein | Inside Sales Specialist

I am humbled and honored to have been selected by my company to participate on a panel at the 2023 Western Great Lakes Region Women in Tech Conference. I would like to thank the leadership at Ball Bearings, Inc. for supporting me and allowing me to shine.

#womenintech #girlboss #1337code #winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821330)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:21 PM
Author: Bearded Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821335)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:23 PM
Author: Stimulating low-t pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821347)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:36 PM
Author: Demanding indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821413)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:38 PM
Author: Fishy roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821424)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: Sooty Twisted Marketing Idea Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821547)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 4:05 PM
Author: Stirring indecent step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46822120)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 4:57 PM
Author: Citrine Pit Love Of Her Life

The womens shit is the worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46822472)



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Date: September 21st, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: Amber Boistinker

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46825685)



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Date: July 5th, 2024 9:44 PM
Author: garnet jap rehab

I swear I've read this same line a hundred times on there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#47813696)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 4:05 PM
Author: Arousing lodge

LinkedIn is a big circle jerk of people who belong to the same company/industry passing pointless information back and forth. There's zero point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46822119)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 4:06 PM
Author: Jet narrow-minded dog poop laser beams

But enough about modern commerce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46822122)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 4:25 PM
Author: titillating nursing home

The engagement circle jerks the business posters have on Twitter are almost as bad.

Whenever someone in their group tweets something:

"Great insight."

"So true."

"I never thought about it that way."

"I'll have to try that!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46822229)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 4:37 PM
Author: Fishy roast beef

twist: all of these comments are regarding plans to have their wives fucked by big bulls while they watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46822325)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 4:58 PM
Author: Citrine Pit Love Of Her Life

Twist -these comments are usually made by women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46822477)



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Date: September 21st, 2023 12:35 PM
Author: Amber Boistinker

*women using chatgpt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46825697)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 4:54 PM
Author: Citrine Pit Love Of Her Life

To be fair the anniversary thing seems to be auto-poasted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46822450)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 4:56 PM
Author: Stimulating low-t pozpig

I'm talking about the big, elaborate posts where they talk about how amazing and "cool" it is to be a junior deputy assistant sales manager. It's nauseating, especially with the DEI shit they always throw in these days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46822461)



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Date: July 5th, 2024 9:44 PM
Author: Stimulating low-t pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#47813693)