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Hypo: 1 million cash but you have to talk like nyuug for 1 month
| Frum blue telephone | 09/10/24 |
| Puce Abnormal Brunch | 09/10/24 |
| Frum blue telephone | 09/10/24 |
| Puce Abnormal Brunch | 09/10/24 |
| Disturbing House Police Squad | 09/10/24 |
| Disturbing House Police Squad | 09/10/24 |
| glittery genital piercing potus | 09/10/24 |
| Disturbing House Police Squad | 09/10/24 |
| Frum blue telephone | 09/10/24 |
| Disturbing House Police Squad | 09/10/24 |
| Frum blue telephone | 09/10/24 |
| Puce Abnormal Brunch | 09/10/24 |
| infuriating passionate jew | 09/10/24 |
| Crimson stain | 09/10/24 |
| Puce Abnormal Brunch | 09/10/24 |
| Brindle Comical Hall Factory Reset Button | 09/10/24 |
| Cordovan bearded private investor | 09/10/24 |
| Frum blue telephone | 09/10/24 |
| citrine mind-boggling public bath jewess | 10/22/24 |
| Disturbing House Police Squad | 09/10/24 |
| Well-lubricated Native Turdskin | 11/26/24 |
| '"'''"'''"""" | 03/12/26 |
| sable sinister prole garrison | 10/07/24 |
| sable sinister prole garrison | 10/22/24 |
| Claret deranged dingle berry juggernaut | 10/23/24 |
| Frum blue telephone | 10/23/24 |
| wonderful pea-brained coldplay fan | 11/26/24 |
| Out-of-control twinkling uncleanness | 10/23/24 |
| For guys that have been in prison like me, | 03/12/26 |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:03 AM Author: Frum blue telephone You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cumskins' and use the word 'lollercaust'. If you impress the judges at the end of the month you get 1MM tax free. It is does not count towards your annual income. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48068690) |
Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM Author: Puce Abnormal Brunch 1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life think you're a full retard for the rest of your life. Can I spend that month in Bali or somewhere where nobody knows me? |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:06 AM Author: Frum blue telephone No you have to interact with your employer and family like normal. After the month is over you can use any excuse you want to explain what happened, but during it you can't make any attempt to explain your personality change. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48068705) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM Author: Puce Abnormal Brunch in that case pass I would lose much more in lifetime income alone from everyone assuming I had had a stroke and firing me not to mention the irreparable damage to the relationships with my family and the people who matter to me, they would never be the same again, there would be no plausible way to explain such behavior to normal people |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM Author: Disturbing House Police Squad LOL I just drafted 3 documents in the past hour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48068729) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM Author: Disturbing House Police Squad LOLERCAUSTING hard af rn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48068712) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:19 AM Author: glittery genital piercing potus Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48068738) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM Author: Disturbing House Police Squad BANGARANG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48068700) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM Author: Frum blue telephone You must say this to many people daily to get the million. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48068710) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:08 AM Author: Disturbing House Police Squad I talk to like 3-4 distinct humans in any given month
U mad? |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:09 AM Author: Frum blue telephone Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to 0 irl friends and is in parasocial relationships and does performance art for autistic online lawyers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48068720) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM Author: Puce Abnormal Brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48068722) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 7:59 AM Author: infuriating passionate jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48069177) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:11 AM Author: Crimson stain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48068723) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM Author: Puce Abnormal Brunch I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal people
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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:08 PM Author: Brindle Comical Hall Factory Reset Button Brain worm, tumor, etc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48071493) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:14 AM Author: Cordovan bearded private investor Who do I write the check out to (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48068731) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:23 AM Author: Frum blue telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48068751) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:25 PM Author: citrine mind-boggling public bath jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48228378) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:07 PM Author: Disturbing House Police Squad lollercausting HARD ITT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48071488) |
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Date: November 26th, 2024 4:23 AM Author: Well-lubricated Native Turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48382217) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM Author: '"'''"'''"""" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#49736582) |
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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:51 AM Author: sable sinister prole garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48171633) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:10 PM Author: sable sinister prole garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48228319) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:00 PM Author: Claret deranged dingle berry juggernaut Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head injury" after which this is a symptom of my brain damage. Before this, I make explicitly clear to my wife that no matter the symptoms, she is to refuse all medical interventions on my behalf because I've seen in a vision that I will have this accident, recover after a month, and we will be $1mm richer.
She sequesters me at home to recover from my "injury" and after a month I return to normal.
When asked how I recovered, I will credit copious amounts of red meat and vigorous exercise. |
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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:41 PM Author: Frum blue telephone OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to get the money you would have to actually walk around in your normal life saying fucktarded cumskins and I lollercaust at you without explanation. No way around it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48230993) |
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Date: November 26th, 2024 5:32 AM Author: wonderful pea-brained coldplay fan The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically they won’t be satisfied unless I have caused serious damage to my life for $1M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48382253) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2024 8:01 PM Author: Out-of-control twinkling uncleanness 1800000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48232575) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM Author: For guys that have been in prison like me, (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#49736580) |