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Tried doing standup comedy tonight, got booed offstage

Fucking assholes
Narrow-minded Greedy Windowlicker Yarmulke
  09/18/24
WTF you've got YEARS of material to work with, right here. ...
appetizing well-lubricated principal's office
  09/18/24
I’ve considered doing the “just imagine what pus...
Narrow-minded Greedy Windowlicker Yarmulke
  09/18/24
Try this one: "Isn't it crazy? We have a whole medi...
appetizing well-lubricated principal's office
  09/19/24
read off that poast with a drink in your hand and exit
Deep degenerate
  10/04/24
What was your best joke
comical tattoo
  09/18/24
This thing about picking up my dog’s shit and looking ...
Narrow-minded Greedy Windowlicker Yarmulke
  09/18/24
Lol, sounds cringy af
snowy nubile point
  09/19/24
Dog material usually connects at standup shows - large overl...
slap-happy space circlehead
  05/06/25
expected OP to be snoot
insanely creepy rigor abode
  09/18/24
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Fighting toaster menage
  09/18/24
whats the deal with that?
drab vibrant travel guidebook school cafeteria
  09/18/24
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frisky carnelian field
  09/19/24
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Rose Faggot Firefighter
  10/04/24
Get some pointers from CSLG I believe he said he was going t...
Frozen Scarlet Juggernaut
  09/19/24
This is one of those things you get good at by doing it a lo...
Misanthropic elite locale pervert
  09/19/24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3BEUX5n0nY
razzmatazz copper shitlib
  10/04/24
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Narrow-minded Greedy Windowlicker Yarmulke
  12/20/24
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Amber Party Of The First Part
  02/27/25
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Sienna Zippy Institution Foreskin
  04/16/25
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pube
  01/15/26


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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Greedy Windowlicker Yarmulke

Fucking assholes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Reputation#48106661)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: appetizing well-lubricated principal's office

WTF you've got YEARS of material to work with, right here.

Did you try out Biden growling "who told you that? Mike Fart?"

That always kills here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Reputation#48106668)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:49 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Greedy Windowlicker Yarmulke

I’ve considered doing the “just imagine what pussy and sex was like for Inuits 200 years ago” bit but never have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Reputation#48106744)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:12 PM
Author: appetizing well-lubricated principal's office

Try this one:

"Isn't it crazy? We have a whole medical field devoted to the care and maintenance of vaginas."

*pause for two beats*

"And they're still a disaster."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Reputation#48110065)



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Date: October 4th, 2024 11:16 PM
Author: Deep degenerate

read off that poast with a drink in your hand and exit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Reputation#48165197)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: comical tattoo

What was your best joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Reputation#48106673)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Greedy Windowlicker Yarmulke

This thing about picking up my dog’s shit and looking for a place to put it went over OK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Reputation#48106681)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:10 PM
Author: snowy nubile point

Lol, sounds cringy af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Reputation#48110055)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: slap-happy space circlehead

Dog material usually connects at standup shows - large overlap between people who go to them and people who are obsessed with their Doggo McDoggerfaces

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Reputation#48909629)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: insanely creepy rigor abode

expected OP to be snoot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Reputation#48106676)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: Fighting toaster menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Reputation#48106680)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: drab vibrant travel guidebook school cafeteria

whats the deal with that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Reputation#48106750)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 12:29 PM
Author: frisky carnelian field



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Date: October 4th, 2024 11:07 PM
Author: Rose Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Reputation#48165171)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 12:30 PM
Author: Frozen Scarlet Juggernaut

Get some pointers from CSLG I believe he said he was going to start this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Reputation#48109057)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:15 PM
Author: Misanthropic elite locale pervert

This is one of those things you get good at by doing it a lot. You can only read so much about it everything else requires stage time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Reputation#48110078)



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Date: October 4th, 2024 11:19 PM
Author: razzmatazz copper shitlib

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3BEUX5n0nY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Reputation#48165203)



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Date: December 20th, 2024 1:34 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Greedy Windowlicker Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Reputation#48468190)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Amber Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Reputation#48699040)



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Date: April 16th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: Sienna Zippy Institution Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Reputation#48855321)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 3:14 PM
Author: pube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Reputation#49592052)