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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
coral razzle-dazzle associate boistinker
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
Carmine cocky quadroon
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
Violet field
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
Peach violent range
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
Flesh judgmental plaza roast beef
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
coral razzle-dazzle associate boistinker
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
Flesh judgmental plaza roast beef
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
Peach violent range
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
Flesh judgmental plaza roast beef
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
Peach violent range
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
Flesh judgmental plaza roast beef
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
Peach violent range
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
Flesh judgmental plaza roast beef
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
coral razzle-dazzle associate boistinker
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
Flesh judgmental plaza roast beef
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
Peach violent range
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
Flesh judgmental plaza roast beef
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
Hilarious Temple Psychic
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
Flesh judgmental plaza roast beef
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
Hilarious Temple Psychic
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
Flesh judgmental plaza roast beef
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
grizzly naked yarmulke
  04/08/25
that's rude
Flesh judgmental plaza roast beef
  04/08/25
...
coral razzle-dazzle associate boistinker
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
appetizing mustard institution nibblets
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
Peach violent range
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
ivory selfie
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
Flesh judgmental plaza roast beef
  04/08/25
...
coral razzle-dazzle associate boistinker
  04/08/25
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Flesh judgmental plaza roast beef
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
coral razzle-dazzle associate boistinker
  04/09/25
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coral razzle-dazzle associate boistinker
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
internet-worthy translucent sound barrier corner
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
vermilion geriatric lay
  04/09/25
Ty
Flesh judgmental plaza roast beef
  04/09/25
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angry arousing forum son of senegal
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
Insecure Shitlib
  04/09/25
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Flesh judgmental plaza roast beef
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
canary point
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
Flesh judgmental plaza roast beef
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
Flesh judgmental plaza roast beef
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
irradiated stage gunner
  05/02/25
...
Flesh judgmental plaza roast beef
  05/12/25
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Flesh judgmental plaza roast beef
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
Flesh judgmental plaza roast beef
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
vermilion geriatric lay
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
Flesh judgmental plaza roast beef
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
Hilarious Temple Psychic
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
Flesh judgmental plaza roast beef
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
Hilarious Temple Psychic
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
comical brunch volcanic crater
  06/03/25
...
Flesh judgmental plaza roast beef
  06/26/25
OP?
Flesh judgmental plaza roast beef
  06/27/25
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Flesh judgmental plaza roast beef
  07/09/25
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chandler (retired)
  07/31/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: coral razzle-dazzle associate boistinker

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Carmine cocky quadroon

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Violet field

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Peach violent range

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Flesh judgmental plaza roast beef

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: coral razzle-dazzle associate boistinker

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Flesh judgmental plaza roast beef

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Peach violent range

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Flesh judgmental plaza roast beef

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Peach violent range

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Flesh judgmental plaza roast beef

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Peach violent range

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Flesh judgmental plaza roast beef

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: coral razzle-dazzle associate boistinker

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Flesh judgmental plaza roast beef

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Peach violent range

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Flesh judgmental plaza roast beef

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: Hilarious Temple Psychic

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Flesh judgmental plaza roast beef

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Hilarious Temple Psychic

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Flesh judgmental plaza roast beef

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: grizzly naked yarmulke

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Flesh judgmental plaza roast beef

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: coral razzle-dazzle associate boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: appetizing mustard institution nibblets

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Peach violent range

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: ivory selfie

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Flesh judgmental plaza roast beef

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: coral razzle-dazzle associate boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Flesh judgmental plaza roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: coral razzle-dazzle associate boistinker

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: coral razzle-dazzle associate boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: internet-worthy translucent sound barrier corner

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: vermilion geriatric lay

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: Flesh judgmental plaza roast beef

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: angry arousing forum son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Insecure Shitlib

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Flesh judgmental plaza roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: canary point

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Flesh judgmental plaza roast beef

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Flesh judgmental plaza roast beef

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: irradiated stage gunner

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Flesh judgmental plaza roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Flesh judgmental plaza roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: Flesh judgmental plaza roast beef

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: vermilion geriatric lay

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Flesh judgmental plaza roast beef

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: Hilarious Temple Psychic

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Flesh judgmental plaza roast beef

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Hilarious Temple Psychic

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: comical brunch volcanic crater

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: Flesh judgmental plaza roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#49051261)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Flesh judgmental plaza roast beef

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Flesh judgmental plaza roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#49087305)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: chandler (retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#49145215)