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"Texas toast" is a rapacious and humiliating marketing gimmick to bait proles

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cu...
Tantric dragon area
  06/27/25
what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with ...
useless heady candlestick maker
  06/27/25
where restaurants serve texas toast?
rebellious national coffee pot
  06/27/25
I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance...
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  06/27/25
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rose newt legal warrant
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Cyan dashing fat ankles
  06/27/25
You are all debating the merits of prole-feed. At My 180 ...
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Cyan dashing fat ankles
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deep tripping fortuitous meteor gaping
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Startling brunch
  06/28/25
I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. W...
lemon laser beams
  06/27/25
You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a sim...
Emerald queen of the night station
  06/27/25
wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re...
light therapy legend
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Emerald queen of the night station
  06/27/25
the long arc of history bends toward truth to power
Angry disgusting kitchen
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mildly autistic glassy marketing idea national security agency
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Bonkers Exhilarant Becky
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Up-to-no-good lilac stead
  06/28/25
Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious
fuchsia roommate
  06/27/25
it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!
misunderstood office
  06/27/25
(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consu...
seedy orchestra pit
  06/27/25
when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart ma...
Trip cuckoldry
  06/27/25
*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast* "It's Ok...
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olive pontificating whorehouse degenerate
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I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places...
Startling brunch
  06/28/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:36 AM
Author: Tantric dragon area

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cut it thicker and probably save on serving quantities, and there's less surface area to spread shit on so they save money on butter and whatever else. OOH but it's *TEXAS TOAST*, look how rich and DECADENT. it's fucking thick cut white bread lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Reputation#49053126)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:41 AM
Author: useless heady candlestick maker

what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with more than one slice of texas toast? you are getting more by it being thicker you fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Reputation#49053129)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:13 AM
Author: rebellious national coffee pot

where restaurants serve texas toast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Reputation#49053141)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:25 AM
Author: useless heady candlestick maker

I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance zaxby's and dairy queen both provide such toast with their chicken fingers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Reputation#49053151)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: rose newt legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Reputation#49053224)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:18 AM
Author: Cyan dashing fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Reputation#49053148)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:47 AM
Author: Vigorous Lime Round Eye Locale

You are all debating the merits of prole-feed.

At My 180 Cabin™, the toa$t is carved from petrified wood and buttered with the rendered fat of forgotten sorrows.

The Grizzlies do not complain about the surface area. They are, as Clark initially referred to them, "Gentlemen."

Your Zaxby's discourse has been logged. It will be reviewed during your final audit.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Reputation#49053240)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:54 AM
Author: Cyan dashing fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Reputation#49053339)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:05 AM
Author: deep tripping fortuitous meteor gaping

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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Startling brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Reputation#49057030)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:43 AM
Author: lemon laser beams

I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. What would you be spreading on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Reputation#49053235)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:08 AM
Author: Emerald queen of the night station

You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a simple scots Irish SEC grad from prolestock" because of threads like this. Frozen Texas toast and (entree, often matched with spaghetti) was a late 90s/early 2000s proleslop staple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Reputation#49053248)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:55 AM
Author: light therapy legend

wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re: Texas toast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Reputation#49053340)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: Emerald queen of the night station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Reputation#49053353)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: Angry disgusting kitchen

the long arc of history bends toward truth to power

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Reputation#49053354)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: mildly autistic glassy marketing idea national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Reputation#49053357)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Bonkers Exhilarant Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Reputation#49053422)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Orange bat shit crazy casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Reputation#49053974)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Impressive vermilion new version digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Reputation#49054728)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: coral goyim theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Reputation#49054732)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Impressive vermilion new version digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Reputation#49056968)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good lilac stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Reputation#49057073)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: fuchsia roommate

Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Reputation#49053360)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: misunderstood office

it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Reputation#49053367)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: seedy orchestra pit

(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consume good old fashioned child pornography instead)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Reputation#49053959)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: Trip cuckoldry

when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart making their own fresh baked Texas Toast which was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Reputation#49053964)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Diverse affirmative action crotch

*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast*

"It's Oklahoma toast now!"

*entire table laughs uproariously, somebody yells "YEEE-HAWW"*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Reputation#49053980)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Impressive vermilion new version digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Reputation#49054729)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: rose newt legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Reputation#49054743)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: olive pontificating whorehouse degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Reputation#49054117)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Startling brunch

I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places and it was literally a piece of bread with butter sprayed all over it. Very disappointed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Reputation#49057026)