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Most annoying thing about RIFs

Is that I know the list well before hand and sometimes use t...
marvelous dysfunction psychic
  06/30/25
The other thing is that many people assume that if only they...
burgundy candlestick maker
  06/30/25
100%
marvelous dysfunction psychic
  06/30/25
By the way, being involved in this process is incredibly dep...
burgundy candlestick maker
  06/30/25
For me it was when they were going to announce the success o...
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same here. his is my... 15th one?
marvelous dysfunction psychic
  06/30/25
cr
Vibrant genital piercing philosopher-king
  06/30/25
many whites saying this
vermilion mind-boggling den
  06/30/25
In a lot of cases, it frees them up to find a better job and...
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  06/30/25
(George Clooney)
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  06/30/25
...
frisky voyeur background story
  06/30/25
Keep obsessing over me you virgin NOWAG gook.
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?
marvelous dysfunction psychic
  06/30/25
LMAO
Vibrant genital piercing philosopher-king
  06/30/25
🧐
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  06/30/25
80% of employees are worthless at best. also, lol at this ...
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  06/30/25
TT6 thinks being a middle manager at some jewish subprime le...
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  06/30/25
link?
marvelous dysfunction psychic
  06/30/25
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&mc=23&...
Odious crotch heaven
  06/30/25
nonresponsive
marvelous dysfunction psychic
  06/30/25
It's incredibly sick. And if you sit in on these meetings wi...
Vibrant genital piercing philosopher-king
  06/30/25
The the justification to employees is that we need to rights...
marvelous dysfunction psychic
  06/30/25
Go back to your home country then
Fuchsia aromatic private investor
  06/30/25
OP is a white guy Although I think he's an honorary Thai...
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  06/30/25
thankfully i dont live in thailand anymore
marvelous dysfunction psychic
  06/30/25
youre never going back? What happened to the dreams of assem...
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I got 3 kids now. All with the wife. I would go back to ...
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  06/30/25
have you given up your pussy mongering days?
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  06/30/25
yes
marvelous dysfunction psychic
  06/30/25
good for you. what led to the change? youre not even int...
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i was into swinging before going to asia. havent really had ...
marvelous dysfunction psychic
  07/01/25
Are you an HR Man
Fuchsia aromatic private investor
  06/30/25
no finance. which does a lot of the cash planning. HR just g...
marvelous dysfunction psychic
  06/30/25
Finance? Aren't you just a spreadsheet monkeyscribe?
grizzly associate filthpig
  06/30/25
yes but how do you think they get to the # to cut?
marvelous dysfunction psychic
  06/30/25
=SUM((A2:A46)-(B2:B38))
grizzly associate filthpig
  06/30/25
B46*
marvelous dysfunction psychic
  06/30/25
Gotta leave something on the home for management to pick at
grizzly associate filthpig
  06/30/25
actually you dont subtract. you just do sumifs and you chang...
marvelous dysfunction psychic
  06/30/25
(guy who def went to law school)
territorial mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
That equation just about maxes out my Excel formula skillz. ...
grizzly associate filthpig
  06/30/25
the most annoying part is fuckfaces like you who humblebrag ...
territorial mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
how low in your job are you that you think working on RIFs i...
marvelous dysfunction psychic
  06/30/25
you're the one who made this thread to humblebrag... I have...
territorial mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
jfc. i never thought this would be considered a humble. its ...
marvelous dysfunction psychic
  06/30/25
paralegal muhammad is humblebragging and should go back to h...
Fuchsia aromatic private investor
  06/30/25
tcr
burgundy candlestick maker
  06/30/25
Companies are shit, employees are shit, jobs are shit, it's ...
frisky voyeur background story
  06/30/25
Setstein, do you know who talks like that?
burgundy candlestick maker
  06/30/25
Had a VP in a recent call state that a group of people would...
wonderful wine international law enforcement agency
  06/30/25
Nahgunawerkhearaneemor
grizzly associate filthpig
  06/30/25
this sounds like a gag from the office. lmao @ irl
rose swollen crackhouse
  06/30/25
😏
Fuchsia aromatic private investor
  06/30/25
I saw where this was going as soon as I started reading this...
burgundy candlestick maker
  06/30/25
*farts cum*
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  06/30/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: marvelous dysfunction psychic

Is that I know the list well before hand and sometimes use these people to move the process along.

Also they get zero warning and one day are done and maybe get 1 more paycheck as severance for signing a waiver.

lol @ corporate bootlickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060671)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: burgundy candlestick maker

The other thing is that many people assume that if only they did whatever (some stupid conference or managed some project better) that they would have survived the RIF. In most cases there's a cost savings target and they just go down an org chart. Sometimes entire groups get cut and the work gets sent to a BPO vendor in India. In most cases nothing these people did or didn't do mattered at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060683)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: marvelous dysfunction psychic

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060693)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: burgundy candlestick maker

By the way, being involved in this process is incredibly depressing. I basically went from "omg, free market capitalism is the best thing ever" to "Euro style employment laws are probably tcr and this absolutely shouldn't be allowed."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060742)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: cordovan boyish bbw

For me it was when they were going to announce the success of a big project and then a regional VP told the corporate communications ppl to tone it down so people wouldn't expect bonuses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060768)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: marvelous dysfunction psychic

same here. his is my... 15th one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060778)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Vibrant genital piercing philosopher-king

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060873)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: vermilion mind-boggling den

many whites saying this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060993)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: frisky voyeur background story

In a lot of cases, it frees them up to find a better job and they can leave "blamelessly". You're often doing them a favor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060748)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: grizzly associate filthpig

(George Clooney)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060891)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: frisky voyeur background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49061185)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: galvanic shimmering casino useless brakes

Keep obsessing over me you virgin NOWAG gook.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060754)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: marvelous dysfunction psychic

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060780)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Vibrant genital piercing philosopher-king

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060874)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: rose swollen crackhouse

🧐

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49061321)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Odious crotch heaven

80% of employees are worthless at best.

also, lol at this sad humblebrag poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: Abusive arousing digit ratio ticket booth

TT6 thinks being a middle manager at some jewish subprime lender in ARE country makes him a captain of industry big shot, it’s lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060793)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: marvelous dysfunction psychic

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060871)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Odious crotch heaven

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&mc=23&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060940)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: marvelous dysfunction psychic

nonresponsive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060965)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: Vibrant genital piercing philosopher-king

It's incredibly sick. And if you sit in on these meetings with execs, there isn't a shred of humanity in the room. Everyone outside of their immediate purview is just a number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060881)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: marvelous dysfunction psychic

The the justification to employees is that we need to rightsize the company in order to get the "financials in order for stability." But its 100% about hitting certain EBITDA targets for the PE firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060887)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Fuchsia aromatic private investor

Go back to your home country then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060900)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: rambunctious hairraiser pocket flask trailer park

OP is a white guy

Although I think he's an honorary Thai at this point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060948)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: marvelous dysfunction psychic

thankfully i dont live in thailand anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060967)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: rambunctious hairraiser pocket flask trailer park

youre never going back? What happened to the dreams of assembling a baby momma Harem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060988)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: marvelous dysfunction psychic

I got 3 kids now. All with the wife.

I would go back to TH for vacation or retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060990)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: rambunctious hairraiser pocket flask trailer park

have you given up your pussy mongering days?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49061931)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: marvelous dysfunction psychic

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49062159)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:35 AM
Author: rambunctious hairraiser pocket flask trailer park

good for you. what led to the change?

youre not even into swinging or whatever, thats a big scene here in the States

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49062758)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: marvelous dysfunction psychic

i was into swinging before going to asia. havent really had the time with 3 kids under age 5 and when my wife was pregnant, i didnt want to fuck others and fuck her for health reasons.

i am hoping i can get back into a lil bit of fun in the next year or so but no rush. hanging out with my kids is #1 for me



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49062768)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Fuchsia aromatic private investor

Are you an HR Man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060898)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: marvelous dysfunction psychic

no finance. which does a lot of the cash planning. HR just gets the docs ready and makes a nice message

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060911)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: grizzly associate filthpig

Finance? Aren't you just a spreadsheet monkeyscribe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060915)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: marvelous dysfunction psychic

yes but how do you think they get to the # to cut?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060917)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: grizzly associate filthpig

=SUM((A2:A46)-(B2:B38))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060928)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: marvelous dysfunction psychic

B46*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060944)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: grizzly associate filthpig

Gotta leave something on the home for management to pick at

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060949)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: marvelous dysfunction psychic

actually you dont subtract. you just do sumifs and you change things to exclude in the sumif rather than subtract from it.

subtraction is TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060951)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: territorial mad-dog skullcap

(guy who def went to law school)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060962)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: grizzly associate filthpig

That equation just about maxes out my Excel formula skillz. I'm a liberal artist BTW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49061273)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: territorial mad-dog skullcap

the most annoying part is fuckfaces like you who humblebrag about being on the clooney side of the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060957)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: marvelous dysfunction psychic

how low in your job are you that you think working on RIFs is high up? jfc this is the lowest/dumbest part of my job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060963)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: territorial mad-dog skullcap

you're the one who made this thread to humblebrag... I have to get in knife fights with our TDS board and in some cases discuss with congress to get them to stop being fuckheads about this stuff. end off the day fuckheads will be fuckheads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060975)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: marvelous dysfunction psychic

jfc. i never thought this would be considered a humble. its actually an embarrassing part of my job.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060976)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Fuchsia aromatic private investor

paralegal muhammad is humblebragging and should go back to his home country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49061014)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:43 PM
Author: burgundy candlestick maker

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49062047)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: frisky voyeur background story

Companies are shit, employees are shit, jobs are shit, it's all shit. RIF them all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49061189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:44 PM
Author: burgundy candlestick maker

Setstein, do you know who talks like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49062048)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: wonderful wine international law enforcement agency

Had a VP in a recent call state that a group of people would benefit from a job rotation. All of the direct managers were nodding. And then the VP said rotate outside the company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49061209)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: grizzly associate filthpig

Nahgunawerkhearaneemor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49061315)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: rose swollen crackhouse

this sounds like a gag from the office. lmao @ irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49061324)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Fuchsia aromatic private investor

😏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49061397)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:34 PM
Author: burgundy candlestick maker

I saw where this was going as soon as I started reading this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49061583)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: Titillating rusted space pozpig

*farts cum*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49061936)