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Most annoying thing about RIFs

Is that I know the list well before hand and sometimes use t...
Olive Razzle-dazzle Ladyboy
  06/30/25
The other thing is that many people assume that if only they...
Puce indirect expression nursing home
  06/30/25
100%
Olive Razzle-dazzle Ladyboy
  06/30/25
By the way, being involved in this process is incredibly dep...
Puce indirect expression nursing home
  06/30/25
For me it was when they were going to announce the success o...
cerebral nibblets double fault
  06/30/25
same here. his is my... 15th one?
Olive Razzle-dazzle Ladyboy
  06/30/25
cr
Copper spot trust fund
  06/30/25
many whites saying this
Spruce Foreskin
  06/30/25
In a lot of cases, it frees them up to find a better job and...
Provocative becky
  06/30/25
(George Clooney)
Crawly cruel-hearted striped hyena
  06/30/25
...
Provocative becky
  06/30/25
Keep obsessing over me you virgin NOWAG gook.
Charismatic jew office
  06/30/25
?
Olive Razzle-dazzle Ladyboy
  06/30/25
LMAO
Copper spot trust fund
  06/30/25
🧐
Topaz stimulating clown knife
  06/30/25
80% of employees are worthless at best. also, lol at this ...
disturbing range candlestick maker
  06/30/25
TT6 thinks being a middle manager at some jewish subprime le...
duck-like aphrodisiac market main people
  06/30/25
link?
Olive Razzle-dazzle Ladyboy
  06/30/25
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&mc=23&...
disturbing range candlestick maker
  06/30/25
nonresponsive
Olive Razzle-dazzle Ladyboy
  06/30/25
It's incredibly sick. And if you sit in on these meetings wi...
Copper spot trust fund
  06/30/25
The the justification to employees is that we need to rights...
Olive Razzle-dazzle Ladyboy
  06/30/25
Go back to your home country then
coiffed razzle messiness brunch
  06/30/25
OP is a white guy Although I think he's an honorary Thai...
hilarious really tough guy
  06/30/25
thankfully i dont live in thailand anymore
Olive Razzle-dazzle Ladyboy
  06/30/25
youre never going back? What happened to the dreams of assem...
hilarious really tough guy
  06/30/25
I got 3 kids now. All with the wife. I would go back to ...
Olive Razzle-dazzle Ladyboy
  06/30/25
have you given up your pussy mongering days?
hilarious really tough guy
  06/30/25
yes
Olive Razzle-dazzle Ladyboy
  06/30/25
good for you. what led to the change? youre not even int...
hilarious really tough guy
  07/01/25
i was into swinging before going to asia. havent really had ...
Olive Razzle-dazzle Ladyboy
  07/01/25
Are you an HR Man
coiffed razzle messiness brunch
  06/30/25
no finance. which does a lot of the cash planning. HR just g...
Olive Razzle-dazzle Ladyboy
  06/30/25
Finance? Aren't you just a spreadsheet monkeyscribe?
Crawly cruel-hearted striped hyena
  06/30/25
yes but how do you think they get to the # to cut?
Olive Razzle-dazzle Ladyboy
  06/30/25
=SUM((A2:A46)-(B2:B38))
Crawly cruel-hearted striped hyena
  06/30/25
B46*
Olive Razzle-dazzle Ladyboy
  06/30/25
Gotta leave something on the home for management to pick at
Crawly cruel-hearted striped hyena
  06/30/25
actually you dont subtract. you just do sumifs and you chang...
Olive Razzle-dazzle Ladyboy
  06/30/25
(guy who def went to law school)
fragrant center french chef
  06/30/25
That equation just about maxes out my Excel formula skillz. ...
Crawly cruel-hearted striped hyena
  06/30/25
the most annoying part is fuckfaces like you who humblebrag ...
fragrant center french chef
  06/30/25
how low in your job are you that you think working on RIFs i...
Olive Razzle-dazzle Ladyboy
  06/30/25
you're the one who made this thread to humblebrag... I have...
fragrant center french chef
  06/30/25
jfc. i never thought this would be considered a humble. its ...
Olive Razzle-dazzle Ladyboy
  06/30/25
paralegal muhammad is humblebragging and should go back to h...
coiffed razzle messiness brunch
  06/30/25
tcr
Puce indirect expression nursing home
  06/30/25
Companies are shit, employees are shit, jobs are shit, it's ...
Provocative becky
  06/30/25
Setstein, do you know who talks like that?
Puce indirect expression nursing home
  06/30/25
Had a VP in a recent call state that a group of people would...
opaque piazza cuckold
  06/30/25
Nahgunawerkhearaneemor
Crawly cruel-hearted striped hyena
  06/30/25
this sounds like a gag from the office. lmao @ irl
Topaz stimulating clown knife
  06/30/25
😏
coiffed razzle messiness brunch
  06/30/25
I saw where this was going as soon as I started reading this...
Puce indirect expression nursing home
  06/30/25
*farts cum*
Adventurous native doctorate
  06/30/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Olive Razzle-dazzle Ladyboy

Is that I know the list well before hand and sometimes use these people to move the process along.

Also they get zero warning and one day are done and maybe get 1 more paycheck as severance for signing a waiver.

lol @ corporate bootlickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060671)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Puce indirect expression nursing home

The other thing is that many people assume that if only they did whatever (some stupid conference or managed some project better) that they would have survived the RIF. In most cases there's a cost savings target and they just go down an org chart. Sometimes entire groups get cut and the work gets sent to a BPO vendor in India. In most cases nothing these people did or didn't do mattered at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060683)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Olive Razzle-dazzle Ladyboy

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060693)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Puce indirect expression nursing home

By the way, being involved in this process is incredibly depressing. I basically went from "omg, free market capitalism is the best thing ever" to "Euro style employment laws are probably tcr and this absolutely shouldn't be allowed."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060742)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: cerebral nibblets double fault

For me it was when they were going to announce the success of a big project and then a regional VP told the corporate communications ppl to tone it down so people wouldn't expect bonuses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060768)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Olive Razzle-dazzle Ladyboy

same here. his is my... 15th one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060778)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Copper spot trust fund

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060873)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Spruce Foreskin

many whites saying this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060993)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: Provocative becky

In a lot of cases, it frees them up to find a better job and they can leave "blamelessly". You're often doing them a favor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060748)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Crawly cruel-hearted striped hyena

(George Clooney)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060891)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Provocative becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49061185)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Charismatic jew office

Keep obsessing over me you virgin NOWAG gook.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060754)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Olive Razzle-dazzle Ladyboy

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060780)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Copper spot trust fund

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060874)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Topaz stimulating clown knife

🧐

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49061321)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: disturbing range candlestick maker

80% of employees are worthless at best.

also, lol at this sad humblebrag poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: duck-like aphrodisiac market main people

TT6 thinks being a middle manager at some jewish subprime lender in ARE country makes him a captain of industry big shot, it’s lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060793)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: Olive Razzle-dazzle Ladyboy

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060871)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: disturbing range candlestick maker

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&mc=23&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060940)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Olive Razzle-dazzle Ladyboy

nonresponsive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060965)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: Copper spot trust fund

It's incredibly sick. And if you sit in on these meetings with execs, there isn't a shred of humanity in the room. Everyone outside of their immediate purview is just a number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060881)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: Olive Razzle-dazzle Ladyboy

The the justification to employees is that we need to rightsize the company in order to get the "financials in order for stability." But its 100% about hitting certain EBITDA targets for the PE firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060887)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: coiffed razzle messiness brunch

Go back to your home country then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060900)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: hilarious really tough guy

OP is a white guy

Although I think he's an honorary Thai at this point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060948)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Olive Razzle-dazzle Ladyboy

thankfully i dont live in thailand anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060967)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: hilarious really tough guy

youre never going back? What happened to the dreams of assembling a baby momma Harem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060988)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Olive Razzle-dazzle Ladyboy

I got 3 kids now. All with the wife.

I would go back to TH for vacation or retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060990)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: hilarious really tough guy

have you given up your pussy mongering days?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49061931)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Olive Razzle-dazzle Ladyboy

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49062159)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:35 AM
Author: hilarious really tough guy

good for you. what led to the change?

youre not even into swinging or whatever, thats a big scene here in the States

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49062758)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Olive Razzle-dazzle Ladyboy

i was into swinging before going to asia. havent really had the time with 3 kids under age 5 and when my wife was pregnant, i didnt want to fuck others and fuck her for health reasons.

i am hoping i can get back into a lil bit of fun in the next year or so but no rush. hanging out with my kids is #1 for me



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49062768)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: coiffed razzle messiness brunch

Are you an HR Man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060898)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: Olive Razzle-dazzle Ladyboy

no finance. which does a lot of the cash planning. HR just gets the docs ready and makes a nice message

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060911)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: Crawly cruel-hearted striped hyena

Finance? Aren't you just a spreadsheet monkeyscribe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060915)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Olive Razzle-dazzle Ladyboy

yes but how do you think they get to the # to cut?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060917)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: Crawly cruel-hearted striped hyena

=SUM((A2:A46)-(B2:B38))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060928)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Olive Razzle-dazzle Ladyboy

B46*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060944)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Crawly cruel-hearted striped hyena

Gotta leave something on the home for management to pick at

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060949)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Olive Razzle-dazzle Ladyboy

actually you dont subtract. you just do sumifs and you change things to exclude in the sumif rather than subtract from it.

subtraction is TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060951)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: fragrant center french chef

(guy who def went to law school)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060962)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Crawly cruel-hearted striped hyena

That equation just about maxes out my Excel formula skillz. I'm a liberal artist BTW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49061273)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: fragrant center french chef

the most annoying part is fuckfaces like you who humblebrag about being on the clooney side of the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060957)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: Olive Razzle-dazzle Ladyboy

how low in your job are you that you think working on RIFs is high up? jfc this is the lowest/dumbest part of my job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060963)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: fragrant center french chef

you're the one who made this thread to humblebrag... I have to get in knife fights with our TDS board and in some cases discuss with congress to get them to stop being fuckheads about this stuff. end off the day fuckheads will be fuckheads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060975)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Olive Razzle-dazzle Ladyboy

jfc. i never thought this would be considered a humble. its actually an embarrassing part of my job.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060976)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: coiffed razzle messiness brunch

paralegal muhammad is humblebragging and should go back to his home country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49061014)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:43 PM
Author: Puce indirect expression nursing home

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49062047)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: Provocative becky

Companies are shit, employees are shit, jobs are shit, it's all shit. RIF them all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49061189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:44 PM
Author: Puce indirect expression nursing home

Setstein, do you know who talks like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49062048)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: opaque piazza cuckold

Had a VP in a recent call state that a group of people would benefit from a job rotation. All of the direct managers were nodding. And then the VP said rotate outside the company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49061209)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Crawly cruel-hearted striped hyena

Nahgunawerkhearaneemor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49061315)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: Topaz stimulating clown knife

this sounds like a gag from the office. lmao @ irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49061324)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: coiffed razzle messiness brunch

😏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49061397)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:34 PM
Author: Puce indirect expression nursing home

I saw where this was going as soon as I started reading this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49061583)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: Adventurous native doctorate

*farts cum*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49061936)