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Most annoying thing about RIFs

Is that I know the list well before hand and sometimes use t...
jet-lagged range
  06/30/25
The other thing is that many people assume that if only they...
translucent exhilarant prole
  06/30/25
100%
jet-lagged range
  06/30/25
By the way, being involved in this process is incredibly dep...
translucent exhilarant prole
  06/30/25
For me it was when they were going to announce the success o...
indecent fuchsia sweet tailpipe
  06/30/25
same here. his is my... 15th one?
jet-lagged range
  06/30/25
cr
Lake Site Blood Rage
  06/30/25
many whites saying this
lascivious weed whacker business firm
  06/30/25
In a lot of cases, it frees them up to find a better job and...
Offensive bonkers theatre
  06/30/25
(George Clooney)
plum impertinent school cafeteria
  06/30/25
...
Offensive bonkers theatre
  06/30/25
Keep obsessing over me you virgin NOWAG gook.
Soggy faggot firefighter
  06/30/25
?
jet-lagged range
  06/30/25
LMAO
Lake Site Blood Rage
  06/30/25
🧐
Lime temple ceo
  06/30/25
80% of employees are worthless at best. also, lol at this ...
mentally impaired internal respiration area
  06/30/25
TT6 thinks being a middle manager at some jewish subprime le...
costumed hissy fit antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
link?
jet-lagged range
  06/30/25
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&mc=23&...
mentally impaired internal respiration area
  06/30/25
nonresponsive
jet-lagged range
  06/30/25
It's incredibly sick. And if you sit in on these meetings wi...
Lake Site Blood Rage
  06/30/25
The the justification to employees is that we need to rights...
jet-lagged range
  06/30/25
Go back to your home country then
floppy maize useless brakes property
  06/30/25
OP is a white guy Although I think he's an honorary Thai...
Heady bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
thankfully i dont live in thailand anymore
jet-lagged range
  06/30/25
youre never going back? What happened to the dreams of assem...
Heady bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
I got 3 kids now. All with the wife. I would go back to ...
jet-lagged range
  06/30/25
have you given up your pussy mongering days?
Heady bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
yes
jet-lagged range
  06/30/25
good for you. what led to the change? youre not even int...
Heady bawdyhouse
  07/01/25
i was into swinging before going to asia. havent really had ...
jet-lagged range
  07/01/25
Are you an HR Man
floppy maize useless brakes property
  06/30/25
no finance. which does a lot of the cash planning. HR just g...
jet-lagged range
  06/30/25
Finance? Aren't you just a spreadsheet monkeyscribe?
plum impertinent school cafeteria
  06/30/25
yes but how do you think they get to the # to cut?
jet-lagged range
  06/30/25
=SUM((A2:A46)-(B2:B38))
plum impertinent school cafeteria
  06/30/25
B46*
jet-lagged range
  06/30/25
Gotta leave something on the home for management to pick at
plum impertinent school cafeteria
  06/30/25
actually you dont subtract. you just do sumifs and you chang...
jet-lagged range
  06/30/25
(guy who def went to law school)
Razzle-dazzle iridescent whorehouse background story
  06/30/25
That equation just about maxes out my Excel formula skillz. ...
plum impertinent school cafeteria
  06/30/25
the most annoying part is fuckfaces like you who humblebrag ...
Razzle-dazzle iridescent whorehouse background story
  06/30/25
how low in your job are you that you think working on RIFs i...
jet-lagged range
  06/30/25
you're the one who made this thread to humblebrag... I have...
Razzle-dazzle iridescent whorehouse background story
  06/30/25
jfc. i never thought this would be considered a humble. its ...
jet-lagged range
  06/30/25
paralegal muhammad is humblebragging and should go back to h...
floppy maize useless brakes property
  06/30/25
tcr
translucent exhilarant prole
  06/30/25
Companies are shit, employees are shit, jobs are shit, it's ...
Offensive bonkers theatre
  06/30/25
Setstein, do you know who talks like that?
translucent exhilarant prole
  06/30/25
Had a VP in a recent call state that a group of people would...
Deep Plaza
  06/30/25
Nahgunawerkhearaneemor
plum impertinent school cafeteria
  06/30/25
this sounds like a gag from the office. lmao @ irl
Lime temple ceo
  06/30/25
😏
floppy maize useless brakes property
  06/30/25
I saw where this was going as soon as I started reading this...
translucent exhilarant prole
  06/30/25
*farts cum*
Garnet meetinghouse
  06/30/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: jet-lagged range

Is that I know the list well before hand and sometimes use these people to move the process along.

Also they get zero warning and one day are done and maybe get 1 more paycheck as severance for signing a waiver.

lol @ corporate bootlickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060671)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: translucent exhilarant prole

The other thing is that many people assume that if only they did whatever (some stupid conference or managed some project better) that they would have survived the RIF. In most cases there's a cost savings target and they just go down an org chart. Sometimes entire groups get cut and the work gets sent to a BPO vendor in India. In most cases nothing these people did or didn't do mattered at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060683)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: jet-lagged range

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060693)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: translucent exhilarant prole

By the way, being involved in this process is incredibly depressing. I basically went from "omg, free market capitalism is the best thing ever" to "Euro style employment laws are probably tcr and this absolutely shouldn't be allowed."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060742)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: indecent fuchsia sweet tailpipe

For me it was when they were going to announce the success of a big project and then a regional VP told the corporate communications ppl to tone it down so people wouldn't expect bonuses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060768)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: jet-lagged range

same here. his is my... 15th one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060778)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Lake Site Blood Rage

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060873)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: lascivious weed whacker business firm

many whites saying this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060993)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: Offensive bonkers theatre

In a lot of cases, it frees them up to find a better job and they can leave "blamelessly". You're often doing them a favor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060748)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: plum impertinent school cafeteria

(George Clooney)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060891)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Offensive bonkers theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49061185)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Soggy faggot firefighter

Keep obsessing over me you virgin NOWAG gook.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060754)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: jet-lagged range

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060780)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Lake Site Blood Rage

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060874)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Lime temple ceo

🧐

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49061321)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: mentally impaired internal respiration area

80% of employees are worthless at best.

also, lol at this sad humblebrag poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: costumed hissy fit antidepressant drug

TT6 thinks being a middle manager at some jewish subprime lender in ARE country makes him a captain of industry big shot, it’s lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060793)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: jet-lagged range

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060871)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: mentally impaired internal respiration area

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&mc=23&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060940)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: jet-lagged range

nonresponsive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060965)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: Lake Site Blood Rage

It's incredibly sick. And if you sit in on these meetings with execs, there isn't a shred of humanity in the room. Everyone outside of their immediate purview is just a number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060881)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: jet-lagged range

The the justification to employees is that we need to rightsize the company in order to get the "financials in order for stability." But its 100% about hitting certain EBITDA targets for the PE firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060887)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: floppy maize useless brakes property

Go back to your home country then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060900)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Heady bawdyhouse

OP is a white guy

Although I think he's an honorary Thai at this point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060948)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: jet-lagged range

thankfully i dont live in thailand anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060967)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: Heady bawdyhouse

youre never going back? What happened to the dreams of assembling a baby momma Harem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060988)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: jet-lagged range

I got 3 kids now. All with the wife.

I would go back to TH for vacation or retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060990)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Heady bawdyhouse

have you given up your pussy mongering days?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49061931)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: jet-lagged range

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49062159)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:35 AM
Author: Heady bawdyhouse

good for you. what led to the change?

youre not even into swinging or whatever, thats a big scene here in the States

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49062758)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: jet-lagged range

i was into swinging before going to asia. havent really had the time with 3 kids under age 5 and when my wife was pregnant, i didnt want to fuck others and fuck her for health reasons.

i am hoping i can get back into a lil bit of fun in the next year or so but no rush. hanging out with my kids is #1 for me



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49062768)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: floppy maize useless brakes property

Are you an HR Man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060898)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: jet-lagged range

no finance. which does a lot of the cash planning. HR just gets the docs ready and makes a nice message

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060911)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: plum impertinent school cafeteria

Finance? Aren't you just a spreadsheet monkeyscribe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060915)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: jet-lagged range

yes but how do you think they get to the # to cut?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060917)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: plum impertinent school cafeteria

=SUM((A2:A46)-(B2:B38))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060928)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: jet-lagged range

B46*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060944)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: plum impertinent school cafeteria

Gotta leave something on the home for management to pick at

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060949)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: jet-lagged range

actually you dont subtract. you just do sumifs and you change things to exclude in the sumif rather than subtract from it.

subtraction is TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060951)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle iridescent whorehouse background story

(guy who def went to law school)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060962)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: plum impertinent school cafeteria

That equation just about maxes out my Excel formula skillz. I'm a liberal artist BTW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49061273)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle iridescent whorehouse background story

the most annoying part is fuckfaces like you who humblebrag about being on the clooney side of the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060957)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: jet-lagged range

how low in your job are you that you think working on RIFs is high up? jfc this is the lowest/dumbest part of my job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060963)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle iridescent whorehouse background story

you're the one who made this thread to humblebrag... I have to get in knife fights with our TDS board and in some cases discuss with congress to get them to stop being fuckheads about this stuff. end off the day fuckheads will be fuckheads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060975)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: jet-lagged range

jfc. i never thought this would be considered a humble. its actually an embarrassing part of my job.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060976)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: floppy maize useless brakes property

paralegal muhammad is humblebragging and should go back to his home country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49061014)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:43 PM
Author: translucent exhilarant prole

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49062047)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: Offensive bonkers theatre

Companies are shit, employees are shit, jobs are shit, it's all shit. RIF them all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49061189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:44 PM
Author: translucent exhilarant prole

Setstein, do you know who talks like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49062048)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Deep Plaza

Had a VP in a recent call state that a group of people would benefit from a job rotation. All of the direct managers were nodding. And then the VP said rotate outside the company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49061209)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: plum impertinent school cafeteria

Nahgunawerkhearaneemor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49061315)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: Lime temple ceo

this sounds like a gag from the office. lmao @ irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49061324)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: floppy maize useless brakes property

😏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49061397)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:34 PM
Author: translucent exhilarant prole

I saw where this was going as soon as I started reading this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49061583)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: Garnet meetinghouse

*farts cum*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49061936)