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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Racy resort
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
bat-shit-crazy shitlib
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Self-centered tanning salon
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
supple talking nursing home
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
habeas penem
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
charcoal fat ankles
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
geriatric multi-colored regret
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Contagious nighttime pit
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Maroon market elastic band
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Racy resort
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
amethyst senate coffee pot
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
concupiscible jew mother
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Puce queen of the night
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Racy resort
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
chartreuse up-to-no-good gay wizard liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Low-t Naked Trailer Park Pistol
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
aggressive henna school cafeteria
  06/30/25
cr
Racy resort
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
amethyst senate coffee pot
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Big violent heaven black woman
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
chartreuse up-to-no-good gay wizard liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
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flirting locale
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Puce queen of the night
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
aggressive henna school cafeteria
  06/30/25
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rambunctious generalized bond
  07/01/25
*bussy
Passionate Reading Party Station
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
geriatric multi-colored regret
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
hyperactive brass haunted graveyard famous landscape painting
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Territorial cruise ship halford
  06/30/25
fuck
Puce queen of the night
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
hyperactive brass haunted graveyard famous landscape painting
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
bat-shit-crazy shitlib
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Puce queen of the night
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Big violent heaven black woman
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Racy resort
  06/30/25
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sealclubber
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Vigorous university
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Bonkers odious marketing idea
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
rough-skinned razzle brethren trump supporter
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Racy resort
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Bonkers odious marketing idea
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
flirting locale
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Bonkers odious marketing idea
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
kink-friendly step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Racy resort
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
adventurous patrolman
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Silver maniacal mad cow disease
  06/30/25
tcr
flirting locale
  07/01/25
just jump
cracking milky new version
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Racy resort
  06/30/25
...
red godawful office
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Thriller Ladyboy Preventive Strike
  06/30/25
wow
Racy resort
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
beady-eyed tan tattoo spot
  06/30/25
JFC man
Racy resort
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Maroon market elastic band
  06/30/25
...
cracking milky new version
  06/30/25
...
Puce queen of the night
  06/30/25
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chartreuse up-to-no-good gay wizard liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
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Stirring Dog Poop Stag Film
  06/30/25
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unhinged swashbuckling den boistinker
  06/30/25
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adventurous patrolman
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Silver maniacal mad cow disease
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Vigorous university
  06/30/25
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Thirsty Skinny Woman Brunch
  07/01/25
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rambunctious generalized bond
  07/01/25
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coiffed hissy fit
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
exciting hyperventilating digit ratio
  07/01/25
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galvanic saffron laser beams hall
  07/01/25
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supple talking nursing home
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
charcoal fat ankles
  06/30/25
bro
Racy resort
  06/30/25
...
Silver maniacal mad cow disease
  06/30/25
lol
flirting locale
  07/01/25
...
sticky swollen half-breed
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
razzmatazz fluffy love of her life
  06/30/25
jfc
Racy resort
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
amethyst senate coffee pot
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Stirring Dog Poop Stag Film
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
unhinged swashbuckling den boistinker
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
flirting locale
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
razzmatazz fluffy love of her life
  07/01/25
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rough-skinned razzle brethren trump supporter
  07/01/25
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gumbo
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
galvanic saffron laser beams hall
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Zombie-like angry mexican
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Big violent heaven black woman
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Racy resort
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Puce queen of the night
  06/30/25
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Racy resort
  07/01/25
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Sienna piazza community account
  07/01/25
lol
flirting locale
  07/01/25
...
cracking milky new version
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Duck-like filthy center
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Hideous disgusting old irish cottage
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
pearly soul-stirring orchestra pit
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
effete emerald degenerate
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
mint location ceo
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Sienna piazza community account
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
titillating white hospital
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Racy resort
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
flirting locale
  07/01/25
...
Racy resort
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
rambunctious generalized bond
  07/01/25
😟
Opaque rehab
  07/01/25
...
Adulterous dysfunction gas station
  07/01/25
holy shit
Racy resort
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Sienna piazza community account
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
crimson cuckold
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
galvanic saffron laser beams hall
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
geriatric multi-colored regret
  07/01/25
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Racy resort
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
galvanic saffron laser beams hall
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
galvanic saffron laser beams hall
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
My rapist was well hung
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Gay Grandpa
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Trump Tariffs Can Do No Wrong
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
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  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Much Poasting Activity!
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
\'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Trump Tariffs Can Do No Wrong
  07/06/25
...
My rapist was well hung
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Judas Jones
  07/06/25
...
gumbo
  07/06/25
lol
chilmata
  07/07/25
wow
Trump Tariffs Can Do No Wrong
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Racy resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy shitlib

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Self-centered tanning salon

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: supple talking nursing home

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: habeas penem

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: charcoal fat ankles

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: geriatric multi-colored regret

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Contagious nighttime pit

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Maroon market elastic band

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Racy resort

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: amethyst senate coffee pot

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: concupiscible jew mother

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Puce queen of the night

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Racy resort

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: chartreuse up-to-no-good gay wizard liquid oxygen

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Low-t Naked Trailer Park Pistol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: aggressive henna school cafeteria

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Racy resort

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: amethyst senate coffee pot

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Big violent heaven black woman

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: chartreuse up-to-no-good gay wizard liquid oxygen

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: flirting locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Puce queen of the night

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: aggressive henna school cafeteria

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: rambunctious generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Passionate Reading Party Station

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: geriatric multi-colored regret

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: hyperactive brass haunted graveyard famous landscape painting

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Territorial cruise ship halford

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Puce queen of the night

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: hyperactive brass haunted graveyard famous landscape painting

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy shitlib

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Puce queen of the night

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Big violent heaven black woman

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Racy resort

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: sealclubber



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Vigorous university

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Bonkers odious marketing idea

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: rough-skinned razzle brethren trump supporter

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Racy resort

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Bonkers odious marketing idea

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: flirting locale

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Bonkers odious marketing idea

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: kink-friendly step-uncle's house

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Racy resort

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: adventurous patrolman

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Silver maniacal mad cow disease

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: flirting locale

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: cracking milky new version

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Racy resort

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: red godawful office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Thriller Ladyboy Preventive Strike

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Racy resort

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: beady-eyed tan tattoo spot

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Racy resort

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Maroon market elastic band

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: cracking milky new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Puce queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: chartreuse up-to-no-good gay wizard liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Stirring Dog Poop Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: unhinged swashbuckling den boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: adventurous patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Silver maniacal mad cow disease

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Vigorous university

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Thirsty Skinny Woman Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: rambunctious generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: coiffed hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: exciting hyperventilating digit ratio

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: galvanic saffron laser beams hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: supple talking nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: charcoal fat ankles

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Racy resort

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Silver maniacal mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: flirting locale

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: sticky swollen half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: razzmatazz fluffy love of her life

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Racy resort

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: amethyst senate coffee pot

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Stirring Dog Poop Stag Film

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: unhinged swashbuckling den boistinker

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: flirting locale

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: razzmatazz fluffy love of her life

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: rough-skinned razzle brethren trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: gumbo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: galvanic saffron laser beams hall

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Zombie-like angry mexican

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Big violent heaven black woman

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Racy resort

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Puce queen of the night

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Racy resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Sienna piazza community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: flirting locale

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: cracking milky new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Duck-like filthy center

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Hideous disgusting old irish cottage

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: pearly soul-stirring orchestra pit

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: effete emerald degenerate

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: mint location ceo

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Sienna piazza community account

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: titillating white hospital

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Racy resort

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: flirting locale

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Racy resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: rambunctious generalized bond

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Opaque rehab

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Adulterous dysfunction gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Racy resort

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Sienna piazza community account

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: crimson cuckold

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: galvanic saffron laser beams hall

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: geriatric multi-colored regret

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Racy resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: galvanic saffron laser beams hall

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: galvanic saffron laser beams hall

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: My rapist was well hung

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Gay Grandpa

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Trump Tariffs Can Do No Wrong (TDNW)

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: This page intentionally left blank

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Much Poasting Activity! (No Future)

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: \'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Trump Tariffs Can Do No Wrong (TDNW)

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: My rapist was well hung



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Judas Jones

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: gumbo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: chilmata

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Trump Tariffs Can Do No Wrong (TDNW)

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49078889)