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DOJ files masterful brief in the WH ballroom case

https://www.washingtonpost.com/documents/f5026f84-4df5-4fd9-...
flatulent skinny woman senate
  04/28/26
institutional collapse
Appetizing Legal Warrant
  04/28/26
Only retarded jewish blackpillers care about Trump, ballroom...
Exciting jap
  04/28/26
(totally based 1488 white jacked bro who doesn't "care ...
flatulent skinny woman senate
  04/29/26
This can't be real
Sickened School Circlehead
  04/28/26
Trump wrote that
sepia gunner black woman
  04/28/26
...
Supple saffron philosopher-king theater stage
  04/29/26
...
clear corner
  04/29/26
Seems so
onyx buck-toothed menage puppy
  04/30/26
...
wonderful translucent alpha
  04/30/26
Dictated but not read. DJT
Bespoke seedy queen of the night
  05/06/26
...
cordovan stag film toaster
  05/06/26
it's mind numbing how any of you fags ever read this shit. i...
metal zombie-like sex offender
  04/28/26
a couple of the brightest lawyers i know are working for tru...
razzle place of business
  04/28/26
Do you know lots of retarded lawyers?
cordovan stag film toaster
  05/06/26
is this some lib deep stater trying to throw the case?
Pea-brained azure halford
  04/28/26
What the fuck lmao. Idiocracy
clear corner
  04/29/26
Only the BEST!
Supple saffron philosopher-king theater stage
  04/29/26
You just noticed?
onyx buck-toothed menage puppy
  04/30/26
Nah, but it gets more striking every day.
clear corner
  04/30/26
The ballroom has electrolytes
Magenta Weed Whacker
  04/29/26
Brondo the ThirstMauler Balcony
Supple saffron philosopher-king theater stage
  05/07/26
the brief is riddled with random Capitalized Words like a tr...
flatulent skinny woman senate
  04/29/26
And then the occasional ALL CAPS killed me
clear corner
  04/29/26
where are the handclap emojis
odious lay
  04/29/26
All periods should be replaced with exclamations, to mock Le...
glassy codepig hell
  04/29/26
This is truly, truly bonkers
Magenta Weed Whacker
  04/29/26
Alpha.
Motley rehab
  04/29/26
Is this real?
fishy tanning salon wagecucks
  04/30/26
No we are in a simulation, and it’s a cartoon
onyx buck-toothed menage puppy
  04/30/26
suddenly one shiavo level democrat makes a gay republican ch...
Rose sadistic half-breed
  04/30/26
U drunk?
onyx buck-toothed menage puppy
  04/30/26
no drunker than hegseth probably is rn
Rose sadistic half-breed
  04/30/26
JFC- hope your parole officer doesn't catch you stumbling ab...
Supple saffron philosopher-king theater stage
  04/30/26
Trump ordering DoJ to let Tiffany ghostwrite the brief
wonderful translucent alpha
  04/30/26
...
wonderful translucent alpha
  04/30/26
I still can’t believe this is real
Magenta Weed Whacker
  04/30/26
“The National Trust for Historic Preservation” i...
flatulent skinny woman senate
  05/02/26
"The attack confirms that this Court’s injunction...
flatulent skinny woman senate
  05/02/26
Majestic
Magenta Weed Whacker
  05/02/26
“ChatGPT, write it as if Donald Trump wrote it” ...
onyx buck-toothed menage puppy
  05/03/26
Honestly that was my first thought
clear corner
  05/04/26
This is still so funny
clear corner
  05/04/26
i thought it was fake at first. how tf does a licensed atty ...
flatulent skinny woman senate
  05/04/26
Venn Diagram of Trump’s DOJ, unethical lawyers, and st...
Magenta Weed Whacker
  05/04/26
The judiciary is seeing it everywhere
Appetizing Legal Warrant
  05/04/26
I printed out a copy and am considering hanging it in my off...
Magenta Weed Whacker
  05/04/26
Lmfao do it
clear corner
  05/04/26
What you're really just seeing is institutional collapse. No...
Appetizing Legal Warrant
  05/04/26
...
clear corner
  05/06/26
“The National Trust for Historic Preservation” i...
clear corner
  05/06/26
...
Motley rehab
  05/06/26
Looks like some of the shit you wrote, bud, no offense.
cordovan stag film toaster
  05/06/26
^^the author
Magenta Weed Whacker
  05/06/26
...
cordovan stag film toaster
  05/07/26
I might get a client out of this not flame. She's worried th...
Appetizing Legal Warrant
  05/06/26
It’s a motion that has no chance of succeeding. Might ...
snowy soul-stirring step-uncle's house dog poop
  05/07/26


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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:24 PM
Author: flatulent skinny woman senate

https://www.washingtonpost.com/documents/f5026f84-4df5-4fd9-a6d1-08576890ad57.pdf?itid=lk_inline_manual_2

Surprised at the stellar writing here. The prose practically sings. Didn’t expect that given that Trump has hired a bunch of hacks. Credit where it’s due.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49850100)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:25 PM
Author: Appetizing Legal Warrant

institutional collapse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49850104)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:28 PM
Author: Exciting jap

Only retarded jewish blackpillers care about Trump, ballrooms or "Israel"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49850111)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:59 AM
Author: flatulent skinny woman senate

(totally based 1488 white jacked bro who doesn't "care about desert people, why is everyone talking about jews and jewish power")

it's 180 how fast things are changing for you people. just a year ago, your above poast wouldn't have given away that you're an undercover jew. but now it's clear in two seconds. keep it up tho, it's hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49850612)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:47 PM
Author: Sickened School Circlehead

This can't be real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49850134)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:49 PM
Author: sepia gunner black woman

Trump wrote that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49850139)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:17 AM
Author: Supple saffron philosopher-king theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49850563)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:58 PM
Author: clear corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49852726)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:17 AM
Author: onyx buck-toothed menage puppy

Seems so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49853207)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:42 AM
Author: wonderful translucent alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49853516)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: Bespoke seedy queen of the night

Dictated but not read. DJT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49871175)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 10:11 PM
Author: cordovan stag film toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49871216)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:50 PM
Author: metal zombie-like sex offender

it's mind numbing how any of you fags ever read this shit. it's fucking double spaced like a college kid trying to make his term paper 5 full pages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49850144)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:58 PM
Author: razzle place of business

a couple of the brightest lawyers i know are working for trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49850154)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 10:15 PM
Author: cordovan stag film toaster

Do you know lots of retarded lawyers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49871235)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 11:14 PM
Author: Pea-brained azure halford

is this some lib deep stater trying to throw the case?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49850178)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:10 AM
Author: clear corner

What the fuck lmao. Idiocracy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49850586)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:24 AM
Author: Supple saffron philosopher-king theater stage

Only the BEST!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49850592)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: onyx buck-toothed menage puppy

You just noticed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49853211)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 3:47 PM
Author: clear corner

Nah, but it gets more striking every day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49854800)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:42 AM
Author: Magenta Weed Whacker

The ballroom has electrolytes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49850603)



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Date: May 7th, 2026 6:05 AM
Author: Supple saffron philosopher-king theater stage

Brondo the ThirstMauler Balcony

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49871593)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:00 AM
Author: flatulent skinny woman senate

the brief is riddled with random Capitalized Words like a trump truth social poast. this thing is 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49850613)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: clear corner

And then the occasional ALL CAPS killed me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49852736)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: odious lay

where are the handclap emojis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49852735)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 8:04 PM
Author: glassy codepig hell

All periods should be replaced with exclamations, to mock Leon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49852744)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Magenta Weed Whacker

This is truly, truly bonkers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49852899)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: Motley rehab

Alpha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49852938)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:04 AM
Author: fishy tanning salon wagecucks

Is this real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49853187)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:19 AM
Author: onyx buck-toothed menage puppy

No we are in a simulation, and it’s a cartoon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49853208)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:37 AM
Author: Rose sadistic half-breed

suddenly one shiavo level democrat makes a gay republican chorus a "gay bipartisan chorus"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49853234)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:43 AM
Author: onyx buck-toothed menage puppy

U drunk?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49853250)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:02 AM
Author: Rose sadistic half-breed

no drunker than hegseth probably is rn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49853271)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:28 AM
Author: Supple saffron philosopher-king theater stage

JFC- hope your parole officer doesn't catch you stumbling about like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49853502)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:44 AM
Author: wonderful translucent alpha

Trump ordering DoJ to let Tiffany ghostwrite the brief

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49853519)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: wonderful translucent alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49853641)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 3:37 PM
Author: Magenta Weed Whacker

I still can’t believe this is real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49854776)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 9:41 AM
Author: flatulent skinny woman senate

“The National Trust for Historic Preservation” is a beautiful name, but even their name is FAKE because when they add the words “in the United States” to the National Trust for Historic Preservation, it makes it sound like a Governmental Agency, which it is not. In fact, the United States refused to continue funding it in 2005 because they strongly disagreed with their mission and objectives. They are very bad for our Country. They stop many projects that are worthy, and hurt many others. In this case, they are trying to stop one that is vital to our National Security, and

the Safety of all Presidents of the United States, both current and future, their families, staff, and Cabinet members. They were asked by the United States Military not to bring this suit because of the Top Secret nature of the important facility being built. They were shown detailed plans and specifications of this knitted, unified, and cohesive structure by Top Officers and Leaders in both

the Military and Secret Service. But this did not deter them because they suffer from Trump Derangement Syndrome, commonly referred to as TDS, as noted by Democrat Senator John

Fetterman, of Pennsylvania, and are represented by the lawyer for Barack Hussein Obama, Gregory Craig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49859226)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: flatulent skinny woman senate

"The attack confirms that this Court’s injunction is intolerable and unsustainable as a matter of equity and Law."

Why is "law" capitalized but equity is not? it must be because the brief has been filed in a Court of Law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49859230)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 9:56 AM
Author: Magenta Weed Whacker

Majestic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49859259)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: onyx buck-toothed menage puppy

“ChatGPT, write it as if Donald Trump wrote it”

*rubs hands and cackles*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49861609)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:11 PM
Author: clear corner

Honestly that was my first thought

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49864723)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:11 PM
Author: clear corner

This is still so funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49864720)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:13 PM
Author: flatulent skinny woman senate

i thought it was fake at first. how tf does a licensed atty sign their name to this? lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49864730)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: Magenta Weed Whacker

Venn Diagram of Trump’s DOJ, unethical lawyers, and stupid lawyers doing work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49864748)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 6:49 PM
Author: Appetizing Legal Warrant

The judiciary is seeing it everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49865005)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: Magenta Weed Whacker

I printed out a copy and am considering hanging it in my office to remind myself exactly how dumb this era was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49864751)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:32 PM
Author: clear corner

Lmfao do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49864779)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 6:50 PM
Author: Appetizing Legal Warrant

What you're really just seeing is institutional collapse. No self respecting lawyer ever reported to Pam Bondi and none will report to Blanche. Sessions was ex-AUSA who kept it professional, and Barr was an evil genius

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49865008)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 5:14 PM
Author: clear corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49870391)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 5:13 PM
Author: clear corner

“The National Trust for Historic Preservation” is a beautiful name, but even their name is FAKE because when they add the words “in the United States” to the National Trust for Historic Preservation, it makes it sound like a Governmental Agency, which it is not. In fact, the United States refused to continue funding it in 2005 because they strongly disagreed with their mission and objectives. They are very bad for our Country. They stop many projects that are worthy, and hurt many others. In this case, they are trying to stop one that is vital to our National Security, and the Safety of all Presidents of the United States, both current and future, their families, staff, and Cabinet members. They were asked by the United States Military not to bring this suit because of the Top Secret nature of the important facility being built. They were shown detailed plans and specifications of this knitted, unified, and cohesive structure by Top Officers and Leaders in both the Military and Secret Service. But this did not deter them because they suffer from Trump Derangement Syndrome, commonly referred to as TDS, as noted by Democrat Senator John Fetterman, of Pennsylvania, and are represented by the lawyer for Barack Hussein Obama, Gregory Craig. The lower section of the building does not work without the upper section and, likewise, the upper section of the building does not work without the lower. It is all one highly integrated unit! As an example, one venting system, one electrical system, one plumbing system, one security system, one air conditioning and heating system, one elevator connector and, very importantly, one structural steel and enforced concrete system — and more. Even the bullet proof windows and glass, and the heavy steel, drone proof roof, protect what is below. With such a facility, it would have been impossible for an attack like that which took place last Saturday evening in D.C. when an attempted assassin, armed with a shotgun, pistol, and knives, charged through a security checkpoint at the Washington Hilton in an attempt to assassinate President Donald J. Trump, First Lady Melania Trump, and members of the President’s Cabinet and senior staff, during the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. The Secret Service fortunately neutralized the assassin before he could reach the ballroom. However, Saturday’s narrow miss—which marks the third assassination attempt on President Trump since 2024—confirms what should have already been obvious: Presidents need a secure space for large events, that currently does not exist in Washington, D.C., and this Court’s injunction stalling this Project cannot defensibly continue, for the sake of the safety of President Trump, future Presidents, and their families, Cabinets, and staff. Defendants thus request that this Court issue an indicative ruling under Rule 62.1 that it will dissolve its injunction. Three assassination attempts—including the attempt in Butler, Pennsylvania, where an assassin’s bullet hit the President’s ear—is enough. There is absolutely no argument that a woman walking her dog in the vicinity of the White House has STANDING to stop such a desperately needed structure for the people of the United States of America, as it will provide Presidents, current and future, a secure space to do their jobs.Cabinet and senior staff, during the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. The Secret Service fortunately neutralized the assassin before he could reach the ballroom. However, Saturday’s narrow miss—which marks the third assassination attempt on President Trump since 2024—confirms what should have already been obvious: Presidents need a secure space for large events, that currently does not exist in Washington, D.C., and this Court’s injunction stalling this Project cannot defensibly continue, for the sake of the safety of President Trump, future Presidents, and their families, Cabinets, and staff. Defendants thus request that this Court issue an indicative ruling under Rule 62.1 that it will dissolve its injunction. Three assassination attempts—including the attempt in Butler, Pennsylvania, where an assassin’s bullet hit the President’s ear—is enough. There is absolutely no argument that a woman walking her dog in the vicinity of the White House has STANDING to stop such a desperately needed structure for the people of the United States of America, as it will provide Presidents, current and future, a secure space to do their jobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49870387)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:41 PM
Author: Motley rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49870939)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: cordovan stag film toaster

Looks like some of the shit you wrote, bud, no offense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49871228)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: Magenta Weed Whacker

^^the author

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49871418)



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Date: May 7th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: cordovan stag film toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49871456)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 11:58 PM
Author: Appetizing Legal Warrant

I might get a client out of this not flame. She's worried the Government has some devious plot afoot and I'm like "bitch this is what the lawyers at DOJ are putting out, I think I got this."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49871428)



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Date: May 7th, 2026 12:12 AM
Author: snowy soul-stirring step-uncle's house dog poop

It’s a motion that has no chance of succeeding. Might as well make it a Trump tweet. You can show the president the brief and he’ll finally feel like his lawyers are listening to him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49871448)