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DOJ files masterful brief in the WH ballroom case

https://www.washingtonpost.com/documents/f5026f84-4df5-4fd9-...
onyx marvelous crackhouse
  04/28/26
institutional collapse
vigorous adulterous death wish digit ratio
  04/28/26
Only retarded jewish blackpillers care about Trump, ballroom...
Pink meetinghouse
  04/28/26
(totally based 1488 white jacked bro who doesn't "care ...
onyx marvelous crackhouse
  04/29/26
This can't be real
Beady-eyed bistre dysfunction locus
  04/28/26
Trump wrote that
Ungodly Flickering Public Bath
  04/28/26
...
Amber legal warrant tanning salon
  04/29/26
...
fishy aggressive windowlicker roast beef
  04/29/26
Seems so
coiffed school gay wizard
  04/30/26
...
mind-boggling field regret
  04/30/26
Dictated but not read. DJT
Cobalt Ratface Range
  05/06/26
...
aromatic temple gunner
  05/06/26
it's mind numbing how any of you fags ever read this shit. i...
gaped laser beams
  04/28/26
a couple of the brightest lawyers i know are working for tru...
violent low-t locale turdskin
  04/28/26
Do you know lots of retarded lawyers?
aromatic temple gunner
  05/06/26
is this some lib deep stater trying to throw the case?
blue rigpig
  04/28/26
What the fuck lmao. Idiocracy
fishy aggressive windowlicker roast beef
  04/29/26
Only the BEST!
Amber legal warrant tanning salon
  04/29/26
You just noticed?
coiffed school gay wizard
  04/30/26
Nah, but it gets more striking every day.
fishy aggressive windowlicker roast beef
  04/30/26
The ballroom has electrolytes
avocado black woman
  04/29/26
Brondo the ThirstMauler Balcony
Amber legal warrant tanning salon
  05/07/26
the brief is riddled with random Capitalized Words like a tr...
onyx marvelous crackhouse
  04/29/26
And then the occasional ALL CAPS killed me
fishy aggressive windowlicker roast beef
  04/29/26
where are the handclap emojis
Tan Whorehouse
  04/29/26
All periods should be replaced with exclamations, to mock Le...
stirring casino sandwich
  04/29/26
This is truly, truly bonkers
avocado black woman
  04/29/26
Alpha.
swashbuckling nudist market preventive strike
  04/29/26
Is this real?
navy razzle area
  04/30/26
No we are in a simulation, and it’s a cartoon
coiffed school gay wizard
  04/30/26
suddenly one shiavo level democrat makes a gay republican ch...
sticky candlestick maker
  04/30/26
U drunk?
coiffed school gay wizard
  04/30/26
no drunker than hegseth probably is rn
sticky candlestick maker
  04/30/26
JFC- hope your parole officer doesn't catch you stumbling ab...
Amber legal warrant tanning salon
  04/30/26
Trump ordering DoJ to let Tiffany ghostwrite the brief
mind-boggling field regret
  04/30/26
...
mind-boggling field regret
  04/30/26
I still can’t believe this is real
avocado black woman
  04/30/26
“The National Trust for Historic Preservation” i...
onyx marvelous crackhouse
  05/02/26
"The attack confirms that this Court’s injunction...
onyx marvelous crackhouse
  05/02/26
Majestic
avocado black woman
  05/02/26
“ChatGPT, write it as if Donald Trump wrote it” ...
coiffed school gay wizard
  05/03/26
Honestly that was my first thought
fishy aggressive windowlicker roast beef
  05/04/26
This is still so funny
fishy aggressive windowlicker roast beef
  05/04/26
i thought it was fake at first. how tf does a licensed atty ...
onyx marvelous crackhouse
  05/04/26
Venn Diagram of Trump’s DOJ, unethical lawyers, and st...
avocado black woman
  05/04/26
The judiciary is seeing it everywhere
vigorous adulterous death wish digit ratio
  05/04/26
I printed out a copy and am considering hanging it in my off...
avocado black woman
  05/04/26
Lmfao do it
fishy aggressive windowlicker roast beef
  05/04/26
What you're really just seeing is institutional collapse. No...
vigorous adulterous death wish digit ratio
  05/04/26
...
fishy aggressive windowlicker roast beef
  05/06/26
“The National Trust for Historic Preservation” i...
fishy aggressive windowlicker roast beef
  05/06/26
...
swashbuckling nudist market preventive strike
  05/06/26
Looks like some of the shit you wrote, bud, no offense.
aromatic temple gunner
  05/06/26
^^the author
avocado black woman
  05/06/26
...
aromatic temple gunner
  05/07/26
I might get a client out of this not flame. She's worried th...
vigorous adulterous death wish digit ratio
  05/06/26
It’s a motion that has no chance of succeeding. Might ...
maroon concupiscible ticket booth idea he suggested
  05/07/26


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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:24 PM
Author: onyx marvelous crackhouse

https://www.washingtonpost.com/documents/f5026f84-4df5-4fd9-a6d1-08576890ad57.pdf?itid=lk_inline_manual_2

Surprised at the stellar writing here. The prose practically sings. Didn’t expect that given that Trump has hired a bunch of hacks. Credit where it’s due.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49850100)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:25 PM
Author: vigorous adulterous death wish digit ratio

institutional collapse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49850104)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:28 PM
Author: Pink meetinghouse

Only retarded jewish blackpillers care about Trump, ballrooms or "Israel"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49850111)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:59 AM
Author: onyx marvelous crackhouse

(totally based 1488 white jacked bro who doesn't "care about desert people, why is everyone talking about jews and jewish power")

it's 180 how fast things are changing for you people. just a year ago, your above poast wouldn't have given away that you're an undercover jew. but now it's clear in two seconds. keep it up tho, it's hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49850612)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:47 PM
Author: Beady-eyed bistre dysfunction locus

This can't be real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49850134)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:49 PM
Author: Ungodly Flickering Public Bath

Trump wrote that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49850139)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:17 AM
Author: Amber legal warrant tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49850563)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:58 PM
Author: fishy aggressive windowlicker roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49852726)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:17 AM
Author: coiffed school gay wizard

Seems so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49853207)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:42 AM
Author: mind-boggling field regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49853516)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: Cobalt Ratface Range

Dictated but not read. DJT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49871175)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 10:11 PM
Author: aromatic temple gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49871216)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:50 PM
Author: gaped laser beams

it's mind numbing how any of you fags ever read this shit. it's fucking double spaced like a college kid trying to make his term paper 5 full pages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49850144)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:58 PM
Author: violent low-t locale turdskin

a couple of the brightest lawyers i know are working for trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49850154)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 10:15 PM
Author: aromatic temple gunner

Do you know lots of retarded lawyers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49871235)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 11:14 PM
Author: blue rigpig

is this some lib deep stater trying to throw the case?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49850178)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:10 AM
Author: fishy aggressive windowlicker roast beef

What the fuck lmao. Idiocracy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49850586)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:24 AM
Author: Amber legal warrant tanning salon

Only the BEST!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49850592)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: coiffed school gay wizard

You just noticed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49853211)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 3:47 PM
Author: fishy aggressive windowlicker roast beef

Nah, but it gets more striking every day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49854800)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:42 AM
Author: avocado black woman

The ballroom has electrolytes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49850603)



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Date: May 7th, 2026 6:05 AM
Author: Amber legal warrant tanning salon

Brondo the ThirstMauler Balcony

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49871593)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:00 AM
Author: onyx marvelous crackhouse

the brief is riddled with random Capitalized Words like a trump truth social poast. this thing is 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49850613)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: fishy aggressive windowlicker roast beef

And then the occasional ALL CAPS killed me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49852736)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: Tan Whorehouse

where are the handclap emojis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49852735)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 8:04 PM
Author: stirring casino sandwich

All periods should be replaced with exclamations, to mock Leon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49852744)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: avocado black woman

This is truly, truly bonkers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49852899)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: swashbuckling nudist market preventive strike

Alpha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49852938)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:04 AM
Author: navy razzle area

Is this real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49853187)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:19 AM
Author: coiffed school gay wizard

No we are in a simulation, and it’s a cartoon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49853208)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:37 AM
Author: sticky candlestick maker

suddenly one shiavo level democrat makes a gay republican chorus a "gay bipartisan chorus"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49853234)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:43 AM
Author: coiffed school gay wizard

U drunk?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49853250)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:02 AM
Author: sticky candlestick maker

no drunker than hegseth probably is rn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49853271)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:28 AM
Author: Amber legal warrant tanning salon

JFC- hope your parole officer doesn't catch you stumbling about like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49853502)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:44 AM
Author: mind-boggling field regret

Trump ordering DoJ to let Tiffany ghostwrite the brief

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49853519)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: mind-boggling field regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49853641)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 3:37 PM
Author: avocado black woman

I still can’t believe this is real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49854776)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 9:41 AM
Author: onyx marvelous crackhouse

“The National Trust for Historic Preservation” is a beautiful name, but even their name is FAKE because when they add the words “in the United States” to the National Trust for Historic Preservation, it makes it sound like a Governmental Agency, which it is not. In fact, the United States refused to continue funding it in 2005 because they strongly disagreed with their mission and objectives. They are very bad for our Country. They stop many projects that are worthy, and hurt many others. In this case, they are trying to stop one that is vital to our National Security, and

the Safety of all Presidents of the United States, both current and future, their families, staff, and Cabinet members. They were asked by the United States Military not to bring this suit because of the Top Secret nature of the important facility being built. They were shown detailed plans and specifications of this knitted, unified, and cohesive structure by Top Officers and Leaders in both

the Military and Secret Service. But this did not deter them because they suffer from Trump Derangement Syndrome, commonly referred to as TDS, as noted by Democrat Senator John

Fetterman, of Pennsylvania, and are represented by the lawyer for Barack Hussein Obama, Gregory Craig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49859226)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: onyx marvelous crackhouse

"The attack confirms that this Court’s injunction is intolerable and unsustainable as a matter of equity and Law."

Why is "law" capitalized but equity is not? it must be because the brief has been filed in a Court of Law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49859230)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 9:56 AM
Author: avocado black woman

Majestic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49859259)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: coiffed school gay wizard

“ChatGPT, write it as if Donald Trump wrote it”

*rubs hands and cackles*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49861609)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:11 PM
Author: fishy aggressive windowlicker roast beef

Honestly that was my first thought

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49864723)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:11 PM
Author: fishy aggressive windowlicker roast beef

This is still so funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49864720)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:13 PM
Author: onyx marvelous crackhouse

i thought it was fake at first. how tf does a licensed atty sign their name to this? lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49864730)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: avocado black woman

Venn Diagram of Trump’s DOJ, unethical lawyers, and stupid lawyers doing work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49864748)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 6:49 PM
Author: vigorous adulterous death wish digit ratio

The judiciary is seeing it everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49865005)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: avocado black woman

I printed out a copy and am considering hanging it in my office to remind myself exactly how dumb this era was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49864751)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:32 PM
Author: fishy aggressive windowlicker roast beef

Lmfao do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49864779)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 6:50 PM
Author: vigorous adulterous death wish digit ratio

What you're really just seeing is institutional collapse. No self respecting lawyer ever reported to Pam Bondi and none will report to Blanche. Sessions was ex-AUSA who kept it professional, and Barr was an evil genius

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49865008)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 5:14 PM
Author: fishy aggressive windowlicker roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49870391)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 5:13 PM
Author: fishy aggressive windowlicker roast beef

“The National Trust for Historic Preservation” is a beautiful name, but even their name is FAKE because when they add the words “in the United States” to the National Trust for Historic Preservation, it makes it sound like a Governmental Agency, which it is not. In fact, the United States refused to continue funding it in 2005 because they strongly disagreed with their mission and objectives. They are very bad for our Country. They stop many projects that are worthy, and hurt many others. In this case, they are trying to stop one that is vital to our National Security, and the Safety of all Presidents of the United States, both current and future, their families, staff, and Cabinet members. They were asked by the United States Military not to bring this suit because of the Top Secret nature of the important facility being built. They were shown detailed plans and specifications of this knitted, unified, and cohesive structure by Top Officers and Leaders in both the Military and Secret Service. But this did not deter them because they suffer from Trump Derangement Syndrome, commonly referred to as TDS, as noted by Democrat Senator John Fetterman, of Pennsylvania, and are represented by the lawyer for Barack Hussein Obama, Gregory Craig. The lower section of the building does not work without the upper section and, likewise, the upper section of the building does not work without the lower. It is all one highly integrated unit! As an example, one venting system, one electrical system, one plumbing system, one security system, one air conditioning and heating system, one elevator connector and, very importantly, one structural steel and enforced concrete system — and more. Even the bullet proof windows and glass, and the heavy steel, drone proof roof, protect what is below. With such a facility, it would have been impossible for an attack like that which took place last Saturday evening in D.C. when an attempted assassin, armed with a shotgun, pistol, and knives, charged through a security checkpoint at the Washington Hilton in an attempt to assassinate President Donald J. Trump, First Lady Melania Trump, and members of the President’s Cabinet and senior staff, during the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. The Secret Service fortunately neutralized the assassin before he could reach the ballroom. However, Saturday’s narrow miss—which marks the third assassination attempt on President Trump since 2024—confirms what should have already been obvious: Presidents need a secure space for large events, that currently does not exist in Washington, D.C., and this Court’s injunction stalling this Project cannot defensibly continue, for the sake of the safety of President Trump, future Presidents, and their families, Cabinets, and staff. Defendants thus request that this Court issue an indicative ruling under Rule 62.1 that it will dissolve its injunction. Three assassination attempts—including the attempt in Butler, Pennsylvania, where an assassin’s bullet hit the President’s ear—is enough. There is absolutely no argument that a woman walking her dog in the vicinity of the White House has STANDING to stop such a desperately needed structure for the people of the United States of America, as it will provide Presidents, current and future, a secure space to do their jobs.Cabinet and senior staff, during the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. The Secret Service fortunately neutralized the assassin before he could reach the ballroom. However, Saturday’s narrow miss—which marks the third assassination attempt on President Trump since 2024—confirms what should have already been obvious: Presidents need a secure space for large events, that currently does not exist in Washington, D.C., and this Court’s injunction stalling this Project cannot defensibly continue, for the sake of the safety of President Trump, future Presidents, and their families, Cabinets, and staff. Defendants thus request that this Court issue an indicative ruling under Rule 62.1 that it will dissolve its injunction. Three assassination attempts—including the attempt in Butler, Pennsylvania, where an assassin’s bullet hit the President’s ear—is enough. There is absolutely no argument that a woman walking her dog in the vicinity of the White House has STANDING to stop such a desperately needed structure for the people of the United States of America, as it will provide Presidents, current and future, a secure space to do their jobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49870387)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:41 PM
Author: swashbuckling nudist market preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49870939)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: aromatic temple gunner

Looks like some of the shit you wrote, bud, no offense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49871228)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: avocado black woman

^^the author

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49871418)



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Date: May 7th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: aromatic temple gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49871456)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 11:58 PM
Author: vigorous adulterous death wish digit ratio

I might get a client out of this not flame. She's worried the Government has some devious plot afoot and I'm like "bitch this is what the lawyers at DOJ are putting out, I think I got this."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49871428)



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Date: May 7th, 2026 12:12 AM
Author: maroon concupiscible ticket booth idea he suggested

It’s a motion that has no chance of succeeding. Might as well make it a Trump tweet. You can show the president the brief and he’ll finally feel like his lawyers are listening to him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2Reputation#49871448)