Rating posters as moments from TMF's life (Estrada)
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Bonkers amethyst psychic | 06/25/11 | | Coral violent hairy legs | 09/10/11 | | Azure duck-like chapel marketing idea | 01/31/11 | | Titillating Menage | 01/31/11 | | bat shit crazy hall boltzmann | 02/01/11 | | cyan travel guidebook | 02/01/11 | | indecent sex offender skinny woman | 01/31/11 | | Titillating Menage | 02/01/11 | | Saffron exciting area | 02/01/11 | | Wonderful adulterous dopamine | 02/01/11 | | Talented cuckoldry native | 02/01/11 | | indecent sex offender skinny woman | 02/01/11 | | Saffron exciting area | 02/01/11 | | indecent sex offender skinny woman | 02/01/11 | | Out-of-control theatre kitty | 02/01/11 | | Titillating Menage | 02/01/11 | | Out-of-control theatre kitty | 02/01/11 | | Vivacious Scarlet Resort | 02/01/11 | | misanthropic orchid ape | 02/01/11 | | Federal Fanboi Church | 02/01/11 | | Titillating Menage | 02/01/11 | | Razzle-dazzle Unhinged Water Buffalo Idiot | 02/01/11 | | awkward police squad | 02/01/11 | | chest-beating codepig pit | 02/01/11 | | Titillating Menage | 02/01/11 | | Federal Fanboi Church | 02/01/11 | | awkward police squad | 02/01/11 | | milky sanctuary masturbator | 06/02/11 | | Vivacious Scarlet Resort | 02/01/11 | | Titillating Menage | 02/01/11 | | Vivacious Scarlet Resort | 02/01/11 | | bat shit crazy hall boltzmann | 02/01/11 | | Burgundy regret karate | 02/01/11 | | bat shit crazy hall boltzmann | 02/01/11 | | Titillating Menage | 02/01/11 | | misanthropic orchid ape | 02/01/11 | | Slate site | 02/01/11 | | bat shit crazy hall boltzmann | 02/01/11 | | Domesticated curious old irish cottage | 02/01/11 | | bat shit crazy hall boltzmann | 02/01/11 | | Domesticated curious old irish cottage | 02/01/11 | | Provocative Plaza Elastic Band | 02/01/11 | | angry indirect expression | 02/01/11 | | Titillating Menage | 02/01/11 | | Razzmatazz hell | 02/01/11 | | Titillating Menage | 02/01/11 | | Frum cobalt market | 02/03/11 | | Alcoholic scourge upon the earth | 02/01/11 | | Titillating Menage | 02/01/11 | | awkward police squad | 02/01/11 | | Fighting Nowag | 02/01/11 | | awkward police squad | 02/01/11 | | Out-of-control theatre kitty | 02/01/11 | | Puce haunting national security agency | 02/01/11 | | Titillating Menage | 02/01/11 | | Razzle-dazzle Unhinged Water Buffalo Idiot | 02/01/11 | | awkward police squad | 02/01/11 | | Passionate maniacal striped hyena | 02/01/11 | | Cracking drunken internal respiration pervert | 02/01/11 | | Razzle-dazzle Unhinged Water Buffalo Idiot | 02/01/11 | | up-to-no-good location | 02/01/11 | | wild talking crotch | 02/01/11 | | Navy round eye background story | 02/01/11 | | Razzmatazz hell | 02/01/11 | | startling national | 02/01/11 | | Infuriating den | 02/01/11 | | Nighttime university | 02/01/11 | | Grizzly hairraiser genital piercing | 02/01/11 | | insane trailer park | 02/01/11 | | up-to-no-good location | 02/01/11 | | angry indirect expression | 02/01/11 | | up-to-no-good location | 02/01/11 | | Twinkling glittery weed whacker | 02/01/11 | | insane trailer park | 02/02/11 | | bat shit crazy hall boltzmann | 02/02/11 | | insane trailer park | 02/03/11 | | zombie-like excitant hissy fit heaven | 02/03/11 | | idiotic gas station shitlib | 04/08/11 | | wild talking crotch | 06/24/11 | | Bonkers amethyst psychic | 07/05/11 | | brass meetinghouse dragon | 07/07/11 | | wild talking crotch | 07/07/11 | | bronze field juggernaut | 09/10/11 | | Diverse clear digit ratio | 09/13/11 | | Diverse clear digit ratio | 10/18/11 |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:40 PM Author: Titillating Menage
Interviewer #1: "Even in Silicon Valley, we're not used to getting a JD applicant who is a fluent Russian speaker AND has a CS background. We're really excited about you."
Interviewer #2: "Say, with a name like Fish, are you a big Tim Salmon fan? He used to really rake it in for my Angels."
It was then that TMF got up and left.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186484) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:12 AM Author: Titillating Menage
DeXiashao, the star summer associate of the 2045 class, came into Mr. Fish's corner office after another day of striving. He found the senior name partner laying back in his chair, looking up at the skylight, and cursing.
"Mr. Fish, why do you curse? You have built this firm from scratch, completed one of the most epic comebacks in the history of the profession, and now own multiple properties across the world."
"They tease me, boy"
"Who teases you?"
"The stars. What untold luxuries must they hide! Every orb in the sky is another world of cars I will never buy, houses I will never live in, riches I will never have for myself!"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186808) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:31 AM Author: Titillating Menage
As he and Mandy were unpacking in their new rent-controlled NYC apartment, Fish took out his gold throw pillow and put it on the floor, in the usual place of honor.
"You really brought that with you?," Mandy asked.
"I told you, the miniature giraffe will lie on it one day. One day."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186968) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:47 AM Author: Titillating Menage
"Ooooh, I'm Fish!", Boris said as he began TMF's wedgie. "One day I will be rich and I'll have gay sex with my Armenian butler!"
*struggle to breath* *gasp* "No......u"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187111)
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:12 PM Author: Titillating Menage
“Fish, I can’t fit my hands around this orange. Can you come juice it for me?”
“Sigh. Among the old Russian nobility, the man never had to prepare food.”
“If you’re Russian nobility, why can’t we afford an electric juicer?”
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191603)
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:41 PM Author: Alcoholic scourge upon the earth
To be fair,
Outstanding.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189162) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:12 PM Author: Titillating Menage
“Old man, why do you cry?”
“I have lost my son. Why do you cry?”
“I have lost my job.”
“My son was your age. He was to inherit my business empire, but cruel fate took him from me.”
(light bulb turns on above TMF’s head)
“Maybe you just found a son, then?”
“Maybe. Tell me, how do you think Uruguay will do in the World Cup?”
“...”
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191607) |
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