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cobalt love of her life gas station
  01/31/11
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disturbing effete sneaky criminal jew
  01/31/11
As TMF was kicking a can down a Moscow side street, letting ...
cobalt love of her life gas station
  01/31/11
ty
disturbing effete sneaky criminal jew
  01/31/11
lololololol
electric startling water buffalo senate
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Razzle Violent Friendly Grandma
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marvelous native
  02/01/11
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electric startling water buffalo senate
  01/31/11
As TMF handed her the ring, she noticed that it was lined wi...
cobalt love of her life gas station
  01/31/11
lol
Cerebral fanboi
  01/31/11
I lol'd
Histrionic crawly stag film pistol
  01/31/11
lolol
Bronze wagecucks
  01/31/11
waaay too cute for estrada. i bet he has a gf who's posting ...
Umber 180 casino
  02/01/11
280
Medicated motley jap
  02/01/11
lol
Ruby apoplectic pit
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hairraiser whorehouse hunting ground
  01/31/11
"Where are you going?", 11 year old TMF said. &quo...
cobalt love of her life gas station
  01/31/11
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Fragrant purple trailer park new version
  01/31/11
The laser inched closer and closer to his prisoner's head, j...
cobalt love of her life gas station
  01/31/11
Tyty
Fragrant purple trailer park new version
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magenta exhilarant site
  02/01/11
180^180
laughsome sable set
  02/02/11
(please let it be something related to his CS education, or ...
Swollen Jewess Station
  01/31/11
I'll rate you as the time that TMF used bubble sort to find ...
cobalt love of her life gas station
  01/31/11
holy shit. 180^180.
Swollen Jewess Station
  01/31/11
180
Histrionic crawly stag film pistol
  01/31/11
lol
Olive garrison
  02/01/11
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magenta exhilarant site
  02/01/11
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salmon base
  01/31/11
It was 1:03 AM when TMF was summoned into the partner's offi...
cobalt love of her life gas station
  01/31/11
This was quality.
garnet mentally impaired hall degenerate
  01/31/11
I cried
pontificating legal warrant church building
  02/01/11
180
Medicated motley jap
  02/01/11
lol
Olive garrison
  02/01/11
wtf this is hilarious and out of character for Estrada.
Ruby apoplectic pit
  02/01/11
genius
Beady-eyed knife brunch
  02/01/11
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Cerebral fanboi
  01/31/11
At Lenin Elementary School, Miss Chernikov had her first gra...
cobalt love of her life gas station
  01/31/11
ty, lenin elementary was a nice touch
Cerebral fanboi
  01/31/11
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magenta exhilarant site
  02/01/11
our schools had numbers, not names.
laughsome sable set
  02/02/11
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contagious obsidian field codepig
  01/31/11
"Churka, bring me another drink!", Fish yelled at ...
cobalt love of her life gas station
  01/31/11
lol
Cerebral fanboi
  01/31/11
This one made me sad.
garnet mentally impaired hall degenerate
  01/31/11
this thread is so wrong but so lulzy
electric startling water buffalo senate
  01/31/11
Wow. 180. Brutal thread overall.
contagious obsidian field codepig
  01/31/11
ouch.
Bronze wagecucks
  01/31/11
oh man
marvelous native
  02/01/11
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Medicated motley jap
  02/01/11
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maize institution community account
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garnet mentally impaired hall degenerate
  01/31/11
Interviewer #1: "Even in Silicon Valley, we're not used...
cobalt love of her life gas station
  01/31/11
BIG WILLIE STYLE!!!
garnet mentally impaired hall degenerate
  01/31/11
lol
Cerebral fanboi
  01/31/11
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Glittery pearly gaming laptop
  01/31/11
After enduring yet another beating by Boris, the local bully...
cobalt love of her life gas station
  01/31/11
lulz
Cerebral fanboi
  01/31/11
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Razzle Violent Friendly Grandma
  01/31/11
"Gypsy! Do not stand in front of me at the convenience ...
cobalt love of her life gas station
  01/31/11
OMG
Razzle Violent Friendly Grandma
  01/31/11
lmao
Swollen Jewess Station
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...
marvelous native
  02/01/11
wow
Umber 180 casino
  02/01/11
omgomgomg
boyish maniacal lay
  02/01/11
Flawless victory.
Poppy hideous market
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Supple wild corner half-breed
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Galvanic home preventive strike
  02/01/11
180
Floppy rusted black woman
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180
Olive garrison
  02/01/11
pwn pwn pwn
Ruby apoplectic pit
  02/01/11
...
magenta exhilarant site
  02/01/11
LOL
seedy tattoo
  02/01/11
WINNER!
garnet mentally impaired hall degenerate
  02/01/11
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Henna charismatic milk
  06/01/11
this is the top post of 2011.
Olive garrison
  06/01/11
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mewling multi-colored stock car area
  06/25/11
simultaneously hilarious and chilling
green incel nibblets
  09/10/11
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Stimulating Marketing Idea Mood
  01/31/11
"I am going through a rough road right now, so to speak...
cobalt love of her life gas station
  01/31/11
180
Umber 180 casino
  02/01/11
rofl
Opaque travel guidebook
  02/01/11
Preved
carnelian becky
  01/31/11
As Mrs. Kropotkin gave the visiting Americans a tour of the ...
cobalt love of her life gas station
  02/01/11
ok best post in the thread
electric startling water buffalo senate
  02/01/11
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judgmental church
  02/01/11
lol
Cerebral fanboi
  02/01/11
But surely in Russia she would be Kropotkina!
carnelian becky
  02/01/11
i love the names he's giving these people like the barten...
electric startling water buffalo senate
  02/01/11
pretty funny guy, I must admit
carnelian becky
  02/01/11
nice
marvelous native
  02/01/11
DeXiashao, the star summer associate of the 2045 class, came...
cobalt love of her life gas station
  02/01/11
tyty
marvelous native
  02/01/11
This
pontificating legal warrant church building
  02/01/11
nice
seedy tattoo
  02/01/11
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concupiscible personal credit line
  02/01/11
"Oh Fish," Natasha said, swooning. "Your eyes...
cobalt love of her life gas station
  02/01/11
ty
Galvanic home preventive strike
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magenta exhilarant site
  02/01/11
I feel really guilty for poasting ITT, encouraging you to an...
frum irradiated ticket booth deer antler
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As he and Mandy were unpacking in their new rent-controlled ...
cobalt love of her life gas station
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concupiscible personal credit line
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magenta exhilarant site
  02/01/11
omg!
heady twinkling uncleanness office
  06/02/11
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pontificating legal warrant church building
  02/01/11
"Ooooh, I'm Fish!", Boris said as he began TMF's w...
cobalt love of her life gas station
  02/01/11
ouch (butt fair)
pontificating legal warrant church building
  02/01/11
rofl
Umber 180 casino
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bearded parlor
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'strada old boy, think you've really got your groove back wi...
Umber 180 casino
  02/01/11
ty too bad it will soon disappear into the back pages of ...
cobalt love of her life gas station
  02/01/11
that's why god invented bookmarks, FRIEND.
seedy tattoo
  02/01/11
180 thread
flushed hell
  02/01/11
no seriously this is good ish guise
Umber 180 casino
  02/01/11
Fish is becoming the new whokebe; a mythical character with ...
Blue karate dog poop
  02/01/11
the unemployment is real
Umber 180 casino
  02/01/11
And whok really plays basketball. Not to take away from...
Blue karate dog poop
  02/01/11
Wrong. Everything written about that Russian faggot is backe...
Medicated motley jap
  02/01/11
180 thread. unreal.
Razzle-dazzle carmine candlestick maker range
  02/01/11
Geeky Executive at Tech Company: “Fish, you’re an extremely ...
cobalt love of her life gas station
  02/01/11
must be rated
boyish maniacal lay
  02/01/11
“Fish, I can’t fit my hands around this orange. Can you come...
cobalt love of her life gas station
  02/01/11
ouch
Ruby apoplectic pit
  02/03/11
To be fair, Outstanding.
Metal coldplay fan center
  02/01/11
As the old steamer Ingria pulled into New York harbor, the s...
cobalt love of her life gas station
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magenta exhilarant site
  02/01/11
i dont mind you at all fish and i think most of these are co...
Crystalline death wish
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magenta exhilarant site
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marvelous native
  02/01/11
shoot
tripping pervert stage
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“Old man, why do you cry?” “I have lost my son. Why do yo...
cobalt love of her life gas station
  02/01/11
hehehehe
Galvanic home preventive strike
  02/01/11
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magenta exhilarant site
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...
Razzle Violent Friendly Grandma
  02/01/11
moar!
maize institution community account
  02/01/11
...
Galvanic home preventive strike
  02/01/11
It's great to see a young poster hit peak form.
Olive garrison
  02/01/11
holy shit. best thread of 2011 so far.
Henna charismatic milk
  02/01/11
Fish is a friend but this thread is hilarious
Duck-like spot
  02/01/11
Im so relieved that he came into this thread and is blessing...
boyish maniacal lay
  02/01/11
this is an amazing thread, estrada. 180.
sinister state
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disturbing effete sneaky criminal jew
  02/01/11
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Racy crackhouse
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Dashing Theater Kitty Cat
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disgusting deep psychic
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Olive garrison
  02/01/11
I think the TMF narrative meme may be approaching a Kurzweil...
Razzle-dazzle carmine candlestick maker range
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Olive garrison
  02/01/11
hit me
drunken provocative stage dingle berry
  02/01/11
bump
disgusting deep psychic
  02/02/11
ya'll didn't see this coming even after his askav threads? (...
Umber 180 casino
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disgusting deep psychic
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passionate ladyboy shitlib
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Talented resort
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Henna charismatic milk
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mewling multi-colored stock car area
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ruddy meetinghouse macaca
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Henna charismatic milk
  07/07/11
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:22 PM
Author: cobalt love of her life gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186319)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:22 PM
Author: disturbing effete sneaky criminal jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186321)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:24 PM
Author: cobalt love of her life gas station

As TMF was kicking a can down a Moscow side street, letting off steam about his recent layoff, he ran across a Chihuahua wearing a Gucci collar. The two stared at each other for a few seconds, before the dog scurried into the yard of a nearby mansion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186336)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:25 PM
Author: disturbing effete sneaky criminal jew

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186339)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:28 PM
Author: electric startling water buffalo senate

lololololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186355)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:32 PM
Author: Razzle Violent Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186391)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:10 AM
Author: marvelous native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186779)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:22 PM
Author: electric startling water buffalo senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186323)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:26 PM
Author: cobalt love of her life gas station

As TMF handed her the ring, she noticed that it was lined with half of a torn $50 bill. "You get the other half if you say yes," he said.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186348)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:28 PM
Author: Cerebral fanboi

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186357)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:28 PM
Author: Histrionic crawly stag film pistol

I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186362)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:48 PM
Author: Bronze wagecucks

lolol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186546)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:06 AM
Author: Umber 180 casino

waaay too cute for estrada. i bet he has a gf who's posting for him and just not telling us about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187278)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 11:54 AM
Author: Medicated motley jap

280

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188877)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:41 PM
Author: Ruby apoplectic pit

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189545)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:24 PM
Author: hairraiser whorehouse hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186329)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:27 PM
Author: cobalt love of her life gas station

"Where are you going?", 11 year old TMF said. "I have a plan - we will find the buried Cossack treasure soon!"

Then he noticed that he was the only one left in the clubhouse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186353)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:24 PM
Author: Fragrant purple trailer park new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186330)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:31 PM
Author: cobalt love of her life gas station

The laser inched closer and closer to his prisoner's head, just as TMF had programmed it. "And now, Mr. Bond," he said, "you will turn over your networking contacts in the Magic Circle, or die."

Seconds of silence passed, followed by a splat. TMF sighed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186382)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:33 PM
Author: Fragrant purple trailer park new version

Tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186407)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:20 PM
Author: magenta exhilarant site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191649)



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Date: February 2nd, 2011 3:56 PM
Author: laughsome sable set

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17197910)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:24 PM
Author: Swollen Jewess Station

(please let it be something related to his CS education, or lack thereof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186331)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:32 PM
Author: cobalt love of her life gas station

I'll rate you as the time that TMF used bubble sort to find himself a job. The program is still running...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186396)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:33 PM
Author: Swollen Jewess Station

holy shit. 180^180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186401)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:36 PM
Author: Histrionic crawly stag film pistol

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186438)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:35 PM
Author: Olive garrison

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189503)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:20 PM
Author: magenta exhilarant site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191652)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:25 PM
Author: salmon base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186340)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:35 PM
Author: cobalt love of her life gas station

It was 1:03 AM when TMF was summoned into the partner's office. "I wanted to show you something, Fish. See this plaque? It was given to me for fifteen years of good work for our clients. Whenever I want to complain about the long hours I work, I just look at this plaque, and it makes it all worth it."

On the way home, TMF envisioned one day having TWO plaques in his office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186427)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:38 PM
Author: garnet mentally impaired hall degenerate

This was quality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186447)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:43 AM
Author: pontificating legal warrant church building

I cried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187073)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 11:55 AM
Author: Medicated motley jap

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188893)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:36 PM
Author: Olive garrison

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189506)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:42 PM
Author: Ruby apoplectic pit

wtf this is hilarious and out of character for Estrada.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189551)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:18 PM
Author: Beady-eyed knife brunch

genius

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191638)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:27 PM
Author: Cerebral fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186354)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:38 PM
Author: cobalt love of her life gas station

At Lenin Elementary School, Miss Chernikov had her first graders draw what they dreamed of the night before. TMF drew three houses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186455)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:40 PM
Author: Cerebral fanboi

ty, lenin elementary was a nice touch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186479)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:21 PM
Author: magenta exhilarant site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191656)



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Date: February 2nd, 2011 3:57 PM
Author: laughsome sable set

our schools had numbers, not names.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17197919)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:34 PM
Author: contagious obsidian field codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186416)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:36 PM
Author: cobalt love of her life gas station

"Churka, bring me another drink!", Fish yelled at Moscow's hippest club. Turning to Mandy, he put his arm around her and smiled. "We've made it. We've finally made it. Nobody can take this away now!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186439)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:38 PM
Author: Cerebral fanboi

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186453)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:38 PM
Author: garnet mentally impaired hall degenerate

This one made me sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186454)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:39 PM
Author: electric startling water buffalo senate

this thread is so wrong but so lulzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186476)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:40 PM
Author: contagious obsidian field codepig

Wow. 180. Brutal thread overall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186483)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:49 PM
Author: Bronze wagecucks

ouch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186555)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:10 AM
Author: marvelous native

oh man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186784)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 11:56 AM
Author: Medicated motley jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188899)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:24 PM
Author: maize institution community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189432)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:34 PM
Author: garnet mentally impaired hall degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186421)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:40 PM
Author: cobalt love of her life gas station

Interviewer #1: "Even in Silicon Valley, we're not used to getting a JD applicant who is a fluent Russian speaker AND has a CS background. We're really excited about you."

Interviewer #2: "Say, with a name like Fish, are you a big Tim Salmon fan? He used to really rake it in for my Angels."

It was then that TMF got up and left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186484)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:41 PM
Author: garnet mentally impaired hall degenerate

BIG WILLIE STYLE!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186487)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:42 PM
Author: Cerebral fanboi

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186501)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:38 PM
Author: Glittery pearly gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186452)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:43 PM
Author: cobalt love of her life gas station

After enduring yet another beating by Boris, the local bully, TMF dusted himself off and looked square at his attacker. "I used to think that when I got rich, I would hire you as a security guard. But now, I think I will hire you only in the mail room."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186514)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:47 PM
Author: Cerebral fanboi

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186542)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:50 PM
Author: Razzle Violent Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186569)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:52 PM
Author: cobalt love of her life gas station

"Gypsy! Do not stand in front of me at the convenience store. I a lawyer and must return to my office soon!"

"For your impatience, may you wait forever to return to your office!", the gypsy said, making a pentagram with her finger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186590)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:55 PM
Author: Razzle Violent Friendly Grandma

OMG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186613)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:55 PM
Author: Swollen Jewess Station

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186620)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:09 AM
Author: marvelous native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186768)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:09 AM
Author: Umber 180 casino

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187295)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:29 PM
Author: boyish maniacal lay

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189109)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:32 PM
Author: Poppy hideous market

Flawless victory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189123)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:15 PM
Author: Supple wild corner half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189382)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:20 PM
Author: Galvanic home preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189404)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:23 PM
Author: Floppy rusted black woman

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189425)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:37 PM
Author: Olive garrison

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189515)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:45 PM
Author: Ruby apoplectic pit

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189572)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:23 PM
Author: magenta exhilarant site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191670)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:05 PM
Author: seedy tattoo

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191921)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 8:32 PM
Author: garnet mentally impaired hall degenerate

WINNER!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192699)



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Date: June 1st, 2011 12:14 AM
Author: Henna charismatic milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18138061)



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Date: June 1st, 2011 4:37 AM
Author: Olive garrison

this is the top post of 2011.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18139461)



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Date: June 25th, 2011 7:59 PM
Author: mewling multi-colored stock car area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18345702)



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Date: September 10th, 2011 1:51 AM
Author: green incel nibblets

simultaneously hilarious and chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18942859)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:50 PM
Author: Stimulating Marketing Idea Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186571)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:55 PM
Author: cobalt love of her life gas station

"I am going through a rough road right now, so to speak," TMF said.

The salesman smiled. "I have just the car for you, then..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186617)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:09 AM
Author: Umber 180 casino

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187297)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:13 AM
Author: Opaque travel guidebook

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187324)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:54 PM
Author: carnelian becky

Preved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186607)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:00 AM
Author: cobalt love of her life gas station

As Mrs. Kropotkin gave the visiting Americans a tour of the orphanage, she stopped to point out the shortest boy. "This is Fish. He want to move to capitalist world and become millionaire."

"No," said Fish. "Since I won't have kids, I will be BILLIONAIRE."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186663)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:01 AM
Author: electric startling water buffalo senate

ok best post in the thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186668)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:12 AM
Author: judgmental church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186804)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:02 AM
Author: Cerebral fanboi

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186684)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:02 AM
Author: carnelian becky

But surely in Russia she would be Kropotkina!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186685)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:03 AM
Author: electric startling water buffalo senate

i love the names he's giving these people

like the bartender "churka"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186692)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:05 AM
Author: carnelian becky

pretty funny guy, I must admit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186716)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:02 AM
Author: marvelous native

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186680)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:12 AM
Author: cobalt love of her life gas station

DeXiashao, the star summer associate of the 2045 class, came into Mr. Fish's corner office after another day of striving. He found the senior name partner laying back in his chair, looking up at the skylight, and cursing.

"Mr. Fish, why do you curse? You have built this firm from scratch, completed one of the most epic comebacks in the history of the profession, and now own multiple properties across the world."

"They tease me, boy"

"Who teases you?"

"The stars. What untold luxuries must they hide! Every orb in the sky is another world of cars I will never buy, houses I will never live in, riches I will never have for myself!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186808)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:14 AM
Author: marvelous native

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186827)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:45 AM
Author: pontificating legal warrant church building

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187088)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:06 PM
Author: seedy tattoo

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191933)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:02 AM
Author: concupiscible personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186681)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:17 AM
Author: cobalt love of her life gas station

"Oh Fish," Natasha said, swooning. "Your eyes, your brown, beautiful eyes. They have been looking at me all night. Can I have this dance?"

"How much were those earrings?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186862)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:22 PM
Author: Galvanic home preventive strike

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189414)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:25 PM
Author: magenta exhilarant site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191677)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:25 AM
Author: frum irradiated ticket booth deer antler

I feel really guilty for poasting ITT, encouraging you to antagonize my COMRADE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186928)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:31 AM
Author: cobalt love of her life gas station

As he and Mandy were unpacking in their new rent-controlled NYC apartment, Fish took out his gold throw pillow and put it on the floor, in the usual place of honor.

"You really brought that with you?," Mandy asked.

"I told you, the miniature giraffe will lie on it one day. One day."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186968)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:07 AM
Author: concupiscible personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187281)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:30 PM
Author: magenta exhilarant site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191705)



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Date: June 2nd, 2011 11:13 AM
Author: heady twinkling uncleanness office

omg!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18146502)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:42 AM
Author: pontificating legal warrant church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187066)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:47 AM
Author: cobalt love of her life gas station

"Ooooh, I'm Fish!", Boris said as he began TMF's wedgie. "One day I will be rich and I'll have gay sex with my Armenian butler!"

*struggle to breath* *gasp* "No......u"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187111)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:48 AM
Author: pontificating legal warrant church building

ouch

(butt fair)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187123)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:10 AM
Author: Umber 180 casino

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187298)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:01 AM
Author: bearded parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187234)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:09 AM
Author: Umber 180 casino

'strada old boy, think you've really got your groove back with this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187292)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:25 AM
Author: cobalt love of her life gas station

ty

too bad it will soon disappear into the back pages of XO, with no search to recover it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187391)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:07 PM
Author: seedy tattoo

that's why god invented bookmarks, FRIEND.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191938)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:16 AM
Author: flushed hell

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187337)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 11:51 AM
Author: Umber 180 casino

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188857)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:00 PM
Author: Blue karate dog poop

Fish is becoming the new whokebe; a mythical character with only the most tenous connection to the poster he was once connected to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188934)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:01 PM
Author: Umber 180 casino

the unemployment is real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188937)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:02 PM
Author: Blue karate dog poop

And whok really plays basketball.

Not to take away from what's been done here, this is a 180 thread of course. Estrada kills on these things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188945)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:03 PM
Author: Medicated motley jap

Wrong. Everything written about that Russian faggot is backed by the facts of his TTT subhuman existence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188953)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:03 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle carmine candlestick maker range

180 thread. unreal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188961)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:11 PM
Author: cobalt love of her life gas station

Geeky Executive at Tech Company: “Fish, you’re an extremely qualified applicant, but we just don’t have the money right now to hire you. I wish I could go into God Mode and get enough cash to give you a job, but I’ve forgotten the key combination for that.”

TMF: “Tell me more about this God Mode...”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191601)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:28 PM
Author: boyish maniacal lay

must be rated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189105)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:12 PM
Author: cobalt love of her life gas station

“Fish, I can’t fit my hands around this orange. Can you come juice it for me?”

“Sigh. Among the old Russian nobility, the man never had to prepare food.”

“If you’re Russian nobility, why can’t we afford an electric juicer?”



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191603)



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Date: February 3rd, 2011 9:29 PM
Author: Ruby apoplectic pit

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17208072)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:41 PM
Author: Metal coldplay fan center

To be fair,

Outstanding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189162)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:12 PM
Author: cobalt love of her life gas station

As the old steamer Ingria pulled into New York harbor, the surviving immigrants piled onto the deck to ooh and aww at the Statue of Liberty.

But 12 year old Fish went to the other deck, amazed by the skyscrapers of Manhattan. “Wow,” he told his friend Anatol, “if I could work in one of those, even for just eight months, I would be happy.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191611)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:28 PM
Author: magenta exhilarant site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191689)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:37 PM
Author: Crystalline death wish

i dont mind you at all fish and i think most of these are complete 180s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191742)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:33 PM
Author: magenta exhilarant site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192177)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:53 PM
Author: marvelous native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191859)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:21 PM
Author: tripping pervert stage

shoot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189410)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:12 PM
Author: cobalt love of her life gas station

“Old man, why do you cry?”

“I have lost my son. Why do you cry?”

“I have lost my job.”

“My son was your age. He was to inherit my business empire, but cruel fate took him from me.”

(light bulb turns on above TMF’s head)

“Maybe you just found a son, then?”

“Maybe. Tell me, how do you think Uruguay will do in the World Cup?”

“...”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191607)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:16 PM
Author: Galvanic home preventive strike

hehehehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191627)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:42 PM
Author: magenta exhilarant site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192285)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 8:57 PM
Author: Razzle Violent Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192852)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:21 PM
Author: maize institution community account

moar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189413)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:23 PM
Author: Galvanic home preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189423)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:42 PM
Author: Olive garrison

It's great to see a young poster hit peak form.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189548)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:45 PM
Author: Henna charismatic milk

holy shit. best thread of 2011 so far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189566)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:49 PM
Author: Duck-like spot

Fish is a friend but this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189600)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:28 PM
Author: boyish maniacal lay

Im so relieved that he came into this thread and is blessing it with his wonderful sense of humor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191693)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:33 PM
Author: sinister state

this is an amazing thread, estrada. 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191714)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 9:11 PM
Author: disturbing effete sneaky criminal jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192984)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:35 PM
Author: Racy crackhouse



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:46 PM
Author: Dashing Theater Kitty Cat



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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:02 PM
Author: disgusting deep psychic



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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:19 PM
Author: Olive garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192042)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:27 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle carmine candlestick maker range

I think the TMF narrative meme may be approaching a Kurzweilian singularity... Unbelievable work ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192113)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 8:16 PM
Author: Olive garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192574)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 9:19 PM
Author: drunken provocative stage dingle berry

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17193058)



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Date: February 2nd, 2011 3:44 PM
Author: disgusting deep psychic

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17197809)



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Date: February 2nd, 2011 3:47 PM
Author: Umber 180 casino

ya'll didn't see this coming even after his askav threads? (no wonder askav doesn't love me. i must become a better poster for him)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17197827)



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Date: February 3rd, 2011 2:47 AM
Author: disgusting deep psychic



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Date: February 3rd, 2011 8:42 PM
Author: passionate ladyboy shitlib



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