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blue people who are hurt
  01/31/11
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Racy Parlour
  01/31/11
As TMF was kicking a can down a Moscow side street, letting ...
blue people who are hurt
  01/31/11
ty
Racy Parlour
  01/31/11
lololololol
Ocher Beady-eyed Church Doctorate
  01/31/11
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bat shit crazy deep brunch
  01/31/11
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silver aromatic roast beef
  02/01/11
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Ocher Beady-eyed Church Doctorate
  01/31/11
As TMF handed her the ring, she noticed that it was lined wi...
blue people who are hurt
  01/31/11
lol
crusty yarmulke business firm
  01/31/11
I lol'd
glassy forum
  01/31/11
lolol
Lake Boltzmann
  01/31/11
waaay too cute for estrada. i bet he has a gf who's posting ...
wine trust fund
  02/01/11
280
Cracking snowy fortuitous meteor sandwich
  02/01/11
lol
Umber brethren national security agency
  02/01/11
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hateful sex offender
  01/31/11
"Where are you going?", 11 year old TMF said. &quo...
blue people who are hurt
  01/31/11
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Low-t pervert
  01/31/11
The laser inched closer and closer to his prisoner's head, j...
blue people who are hurt
  01/31/11
Tyty
Low-t pervert
  01/31/11
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Idiotic sooty sound barrier
  02/01/11
180^180
drab gunner native
  02/02/11
(please let it be something related to his CS education, or ...
nudist indian lodge indirect expression
  01/31/11
I'll rate you as the time that TMF used bubble sort to find ...
blue people who are hurt
  01/31/11
holy shit. 180^180.
nudist indian lodge indirect expression
  01/31/11
180
glassy forum
  01/31/11
lol
Turquoise resort
  02/01/11
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Idiotic sooty sound barrier
  02/01/11
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walnut bespoke coldplay fan haunted graveyard
  01/31/11
It was 1:03 AM when TMF was summoned into the partner's offi...
blue people who are hurt
  01/31/11
This was quality.
Razzle-dazzle school
  01/31/11
I cried
Mewling Glittery Stead
  02/01/11
180
Cracking snowy fortuitous meteor sandwich
  02/01/11
lol
Turquoise resort
  02/01/11
wtf this is hilarious and out of character for Estrada.
Umber brethren national security agency
  02/01/11
genius
mind-boggling chocolate theatre
  02/01/11
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crusty yarmulke business firm
  01/31/11
At Lenin Elementary School, Miss Chernikov had her first gra...
blue people who are hurt
  01/31/11
ty, lenin elementary was a nice touch
crusty yarmulke business firm
  01/31/11
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Idiotic sooty sound barrier
  02/01/11
our schools had numbers, not names.
drab gunner native
  02/02/11
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Haunting demanding volcanic crater ceo
  01/31/11
"Churka, bring me another drink!", Fish yelled at ...
blue people who are hurt
  01/31/11
lol
crusty yarmulke business firm
  01/31/11
This one made me sad.
Razzle-dazzle school
  01/31/11
this thread is so wrong but so lulzy
Ocher Beady-eyed Church Doctorate
  01/31/11
Wow. 180. Brutal thread overall.
Haunting demanding volcanic crater ceo
  01/31/11
ouch.
Lake Boltzmann
  01/31/11
oh man
silver aromatic roast beef
  02/01/11
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Cracking snowy fortuitous meteor sandwich
  02/01/11
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splenetic patrolman stage
  02/01/11
...
Razzle-dazzle school
  01/31/11
Interviewer #1: "Even in Silicon Valley, we're not used...
blue people who are hurt
  01/31/11
BIG WILLIE STYLE!!!
Razzle-dazzle school
  01/31/11
lol
crusty yarmulke business firm
  01/31/11
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Up-to-no-good box office
  01/31/11
After enduring yet another beating by Boris, the local bully...
blue people who are hurt
  01/31/11
lulz
crusty yarmulke business firm
  01/31/11
...
bat shit crazy deep brunch
  01/31/11
"Gypsy! Do not stand in front of me at the convenience ...
blue people who are hurt
  01/31/11
OMG
bat shit crazy deep brunch
  01/31/11
lmao
nudist indian lodge indirect expression
  01/31/11
...
silver aromatic roast beef
  02/01/11
wow
wine trust fund
  02/01/11
omgomgomg
lascivious domesticated temple
  02/01/11
Flawless victory.
impertinent point multi-billionaire
  02/01/11
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Duck-like party of the first part
  02/01/11
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carmine police squad spot
  02/01/11
180
Startled stimulating nursing home bbw
  02/01/11
180
Turquoise resort
  02/01/11
pwn pwn pwn
Umber brethren national security agency
  02/01/11
...
Idiotic sooty sound barrier
  02/01/11
LOL
Indigo church building personal credit line
  02/01/11
WINNER!
Razzle-dazzle school
  02/01/11
...
Transparent Razzmatazz International Law Enforcement Agency Cuckold
  06/01/11
this is the top post of 2011.
Turquoise resort
  06/01/11
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Light jet-lagged property
  06/25/11
simultaneously hilarious and chilling
vibrant main people shrine
  09/10/11
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Vermilion abode factory reset button
  01/31/11
"I am going through a rough road right now, so to speak...
blue people who are hurt
  01/31/11
180
wine trust fund
  02/01/11
rofl
Awkward fluffy dilemma
  02/01/11
Preved
copper stirring parlor
  01/31/11
As Mrs. Kropotkin gave the visiting Americans a tour of the ...
blue people who are hurt
  02/01/11
ok best post in the thread
Ocher Beady-eyed Church Doctorate
  02/01/11
...
Cruel-hearted thriller office
  02/01/11
lol
crusty yarmulke business firm
  02/01/11
But surely in Russia she would be Kropotkina!
copper stirring parlor
  02/01/11
i love the names he's giving these people like the barten...
Ocher Beady-eyed Church Doctorate
  02/01/11
pretty funny guy, I must admit
copper stirring parlor
  02/01/11
nice
silver aromatic roast beef
  02/01/11
DeXiashao, the star summer associate of the 2045 class, came...
blue people who are hurt
  02/01/11
tyty
silver aromatic roast beef
  02/01/11
This
Mewling Glittery Stead
  02/01/11
nice
Indigo church building personal credit line
  02/01/11
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Slap-happy Private Investor Legal Warrant
  02/01/11
"Oh Fish," Natasha said, swooning. "Your eyes...
blue people who are hurt
  02/01/11
ty
carmine police squad spot
  02/01/11
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Idiotic sooty sound barrier
  02/01/11
I feel really guilty for poasting ITT, encouraging you to an...
abnormal location hairy legs
  02/01/11
As he and Mandy were unpacking in their new rent-controlled ...
blue people who are hurt
  02/01/11
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Slap-happy Private Investor Legal Warrant
  02/01/11
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Idiotic sooty sound barrier
  02/01/11
omg!
Infuriating Buck-toothed Affirmative Action Base
  06/02/11
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Mewling Glittery Stead
  02/01/11
"Ooooh, I'm Fish!", Boris said as he began TMF's w...
blue people who are hurt
  02/01/11
ouch (butt fair)
Mewling Glittery Stead
  02/01/11
rofl
wine trust fund
  02/01/11
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Bisexual mad-dog skullcap death wish
  02/01/11
'strada old boy, think you've really got your groove back wi...
wine trust fund
  02/01/11
ty too bad it will soon disappear into the back pages of ...
blue people who are hurt
  02/01/11
that's why god invented bookmarks, FRIEND.
Indigo church building personal credit line
  02/01/11
180 thread
Metal address
  02/01/11
no seriously this is good ish guise
wine trust fund
  02/01/11
Fish is becoming the new whokebe; a mythical character with ...
Curious black woman school cafeteria
  02/01/11
the unemployment is real
wine trust fund
  02/01/11
And whok really plays basketball. Not to take away from...
Curious black woman school cafeteria
  02/01/11
Wrong. Everything written about that Russian faggot is backe...
Cracking snowy fortuitous meteor sandwich
  02/01/11
180 thread. unreal.
gold home antidepressant drug
  02/01/11
Geeky Executive at Tech Company: “Fish, you’re an extremely ...
blue people who are hurt
  02/01/11
must be rated
lascivious domesticated temple
  02/01/11
“Fish, I can’t fit my hands around this orange. Can you come...
blue people who are hurt
  02/01/11
ouch
Umber brethren national security agency
  02/03/11
To be fair, Outstanding.
Apoplectic spectacular love of her life clown
  02/01/11
As the old steamer Ingria pulled into New York harbor, the s...
blue people who are hurt
  02/01/11
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Idiotic sooty sound barrier
  02/01/11
i dont mind you at all fish and i think most of these are co...
Claret vivacious psychic principal's office
  02/01/11
...
Idiotic sooty sound barrier
  02/01/11
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silver aromatic roast beef
  02/01/11
shoot
Unhinged lodge
  02/01/11
“Old man, why do you cry?” “I have lost my son. Why do yo...
blue people who are hurt
  02/01/11
hehehehe
carmine police squad spot
  02/01/11
...
Idiotic sooty sound barrier
  02/01/11
...
bat shit crazy deep brunch
  02/01/11
moar!
splenetic patrolman stage
  02/01/11
...
carmine police squad spot
  02/01/11
It's great to see a young poster hit peak form.
Turquoise resort
  02/01/11
holy shit. best thread of 2011 so far.
Transparent Razzmatazz International Law Enforcement Agency Cuckold
  02/01/11
Fish is a friend but this thread is hilarious
bearded purple meetinghouse
  02/01/11
Im so relieved that he came into this thread and is blessing...
lascivious domesticated temple
  02/01/11
this is an amazing thread, estrada. 180.
boyish cocky marketing idea masturbator
  02/01/11
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Racy Parlour
  02/01/11
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laughsome misanthropic new version institution
  02/01/11
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Heady hyperactive hospital therapy
  02/01/11
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stubborn reading party
  02/01/11
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Turquoise resort
  02/01/11
I think the TMF narrative meme may be approaching a Kurzweil...
gold home antidepressant drug
  02/01/11
...
Turquoise resort
  02/01/11
hit me
Submissive Naked Ticket Booth Ape
  02/01/11
bump
stubborn reading party
  02/02/11
ya'll didn't see this coming even after his askav threads? (...
wine trust fund
  02/02/11
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stubborn reading party
  02/03/11
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sickened internet-worthy corn cake windowlicker
  02/03/11
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Pink hilarious stage internal respiration
  04/08/11
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Transparent Razzmatazz International Law Enforcement Agency Cuckold
  06/24/11
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Light jet-lagged property
  07/05/11
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Twinkling Dead Heaven Digit Ratio
  07/07/11
...
Transparent Razzmatazz International Law Enforcement Agency Cuckold
  07/07/11
nice work e
Soggy Faggotry
  09/10/11
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Thirsty exhilarant chad
  09/13/11
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Thirsty exhilarant chad
  10/18/11


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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:22 PM
Author: blue people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186319)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:22 PM
Author: Racy Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186321)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:24 PM
Author: blue people who are hurt

As TMF was kicking a can down a Moscow side street, letting off steam about his recent layoff, he ran across a Chihuahua wearing a Gucci collar. The two stared at each other for a few seconds, before the dog scurried into the yard of a nearby mansion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186336)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:25 PM
Author: Racy Parlour

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186339)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:28 PM
Author: Ocher Beady-eyed Church Doctorate

lololololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186355)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:32 PM
Author: bat shit crazy deep brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186391)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:10 AM
Author: silver aromatic roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186779)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:22 PM
Author: Ocher Beady-eyed Church Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186323)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:26 PM
Author: blue people who are hurt

As TMF handed her the ring, she noticed that it was lined with half of a torn $50 bill. "You get the other half if you say yes," he said.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186348)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:28 PM
Author: crusty yarmulke business firm

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186357)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:28 PM
Author: glassy forum

I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186362)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:48 PM
Author: Lake Boltzmann

lolol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186546)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:06 AM
Author: wine trust fund

waaay too cute for estrada. i bet he has a gf who's posting for him and just not telling us about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187278)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 11:54 AM
Author: Cracking snowy fortuitous meteor sandwich

280

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188877)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:41 PM
Author: Umber brethren national security agency

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189545)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:24 PM
Author: hateful sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186329)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:27 PM
Author: blue people who are hurt

"Where are you going?", 11 year old TMF said. "I have a plan - we will find the buried Cossack treasure soon!"

Then he noticed that he was the only one left in the clubhouse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186353)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:24 PM
Author: Low-t pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186330)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:31 PM
Author: blue people who are hurt

The laser inched closer and closer to his prisoner's head, just as TMF had programmed it. "And now, Mr. Bond," he said, "you will turn over your networking contacts in the Magic Circle, or die."

Seconds of silence passed, followed by a splat. TMF sighed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186382)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:33 PM
Author: Low-t pervert

Tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186407)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:20 PM
Author: Idiotic sooty sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191649)



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Date: February 2nd, 2011 3:56 PM
Author: drab gunner native

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17197910)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:24 PM
Author: nudist indian lodge indirect expression

(please let it be something related to his CS education, or lack thereof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186331)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:32 PM
Author: blue people who are hurt

I'll rate you as the time that TMF used bubble sort to find himself a job. The program is still running...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186396)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:33 PM
Author: nudist indian lodge indirect expression

holy shit. 180^180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186401)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:36 PM
Author: glassy forum

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186438)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:35 PM
Author: Turquoise resort

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189503)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:20 PM
Author: Idiotic sooty sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191652)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:25 PM
Author: walnut bespoke coldplay fan haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186340)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:35 PM
Author: blue people who are hurt

It was 1:03 AM when TMF was summoned into the partner's office. "I wanted to show you something, Fish. See this plaque? It was given to me for fifteen years of good work for our clients. Whenever I want to complain about the long hours I work, I just look at this plaque, and it makes it all worth it."

On the way home, TMF envisioned one day having TWO plaques in his office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186427)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:38 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle school

This was quality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186447)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:43 AM
Author: Mewling Glittery Stead

I cried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187073)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 11:55 AM
Author: Cracking snowy fortuitous meteor sandwich

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188893)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:36 PM
Author: Turquoise resort

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189506)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:42 PM
Author: Umber brethren national security agency

wtf this is hilarious and out of character for Estrada.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189551)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:18 PM
Author: mind-boggling chocolate theatre

genius

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191638)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:27 PM
Author: crusty yarmulke business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186354)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:38 PM
Author: blue people who are hurt

At Lenin Elementary School, Miss Chernikov had her first graders draw what they dreamed of the night before. TMF drew three houses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186455)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:40 PM
Author: crusty yarmulke business firm

ty, lenin elementary was a nice touch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186479)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:21 PM
Author: Idiotic sooty sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191656)



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Date: February 2nd, 2011 3:57 PM
Author: drab gunner native

our schools had numbers, not names.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17197919)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:34 PM
Author: Haunting demanding volcanic crater ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186416)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:36 PM
Author: blue people who are hurt

"Churka, bring me another drink!", Fish yelled at Moscow's hippest club. Turning to Mandy, he put his arm around her and smiled. "We've made it. We've finally made it. Nobody can take this away now!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186439)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:38 PM
Author: crusty yarmulke business firm

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186453)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:38 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle school

This one made me sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186454)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:39 PM
Author: Ocher Beady-eyed Church Doctorate

this thread is so wrong but so lulzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186476)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:40 PM
Author: Haunting demanding volcanic crater ceo

Wow. 180. Brutal thread overall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186483)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:49 PM
Author: Lake Boltzmann

ouch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186555)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:10 AM
Author: silver aromatic roast beef

oh man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186784)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 11:56 AM
Author: Cracking snowy fortuitous meteor sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188899)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:24 PM
Author: splenetic patrolman stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189432)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:34 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186421)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:40 PM
Author: blue people who are hurt

Interviewer #1: "Even in Silicon Valley, we're not used to getting a JD applicant who is a fluent Russian speaker AND has a CS background. We're really excited about you."

Interviewer #2: "Say, with a name like Fish, are you a big Tim Salmon fan? He used to really rake it in for my Angels."

It was then that TMF got up and left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186484)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:41 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle school

BIG WILLIE STYLE!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186487)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:42 PM
Author: crusty yarmulke business firm

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186501)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:38 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186452)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:43 PM
Author: blue people who are hurt

After enduring yet another beating by Boris, the local bully, TMF dusted himself off and looked square at his attacker. "I used to think that when I got rich, I would hire you as a security guard. But now, I think I will hire you only in the mail room."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186514)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:47 PM
Author: crusty yarmulke business firm

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186542)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:50 PM
Author: bat shit crazy deep brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186569)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:52 PM
Author: blue people who are hurt

"Gypsy! Do not stand in front of me at the convenience store. I a lawyer and must return to my office soon!"

"For your impatience, may you wait forever to return to your office!", the gypsy said, making a pentagram with her finger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186590)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:55 PM
Author: bat shit crazy deep brunch

OMG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186613)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:55 PM
Author: nudist indian lodge indirect expression

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186620)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:09 AM
Author: silver aromatic roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186768)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:09 AM
Author: wine trust fund

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187295)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:29 PM
Author: lascivious domesticated temple

omgomgomg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189109)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:32 PM
Author: impertinent point multi-billionaire

Flawless victory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189123)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:15 PM
Author: Duck-like party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189382)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:20 PM
Author: carmine police squad spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189404)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:23 PM
Author: Startled stimulating nursing home bbw

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189425)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:37 PM
Author: Turquoise resort

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189515)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:45 PM
Author: Umber brethren national security agency

pwn pwn pwn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189572)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:23 PM
Author: Idiotic sooty sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191670)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:05 PM
Author: Indigo church building personal credit line

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191921)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 8:32 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle school

WINNER!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192699)



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Date: June 1st, 2011 12:14 AM
Author: Transparent Razzmatazz International Law Enforcement Agency Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18138061)



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Date: June 1st, 2011 4:37 AM
Author: Turquoise resort

this is the top post of 2011.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18139461)



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Date: June 25th, 2011 7:59 PM
Author: Light jet-lagged property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18345702)



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Date: September 10th, 2011 1:51 AM
Author: vibrant main people shrine

simultaneously hilarious and chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18942859)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:50 PM
Author: Vermilion abode factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186571)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:55 PM
Author: blue people who are hurt

"I am going through a rough road right now, so to speak," TMF said.

The salesman smiled. "I have just the car for you, then..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186617)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:09 AM
Author: wine trust fund

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187297)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:13 AM
Author: Awkward fluffy dilemma

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187324)



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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:54 PM
Author: copper stirring parlor

Preved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186607)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:00 AM
Author: blue people who are hurt

As Mrs. Kropotkin gave the visiting Americans a tour of the orphanage, she stopped to point out the shortest boy. "This is Fish. He want to move to capitalist world and become millionaire."

"No," said Fish. "Since I won't have kids, I will be BILLIONAIRE."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186663)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:01 AM
Author: Ocher Beady-eyed Church Doctorate

ok best post in the thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186668)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:12 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted thriller office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186804)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:02 AM
Author: crusty yarmulke business firm

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186684)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:02 AM
Author: copper stirring parlor

But surely in Russia she would be Kropotkina!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186685)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:03 AM
Author: Ocher Beady-eyed Church Doctorate

i love the names he's giving these people

like the bartender "churka"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186692)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:05 AM
Author: copper stirring parlor

pretty funny guy, I must admit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186716)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:02 AM
Author: silver aromatic roast beef

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186680)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:12 AM
Author: blue people who are hurt

DeXiashao, the star summer associate of the 2045 class, came into Mr. Fish's corner office after another day of striving. He found the senior name partner laying back in his chair, looking up at the skylight, and cursing.

"Mr. Fish, why do you curse? You have built this firm from scratch, completed one of the most epic comebacks in the history of the profession, and now own multiple properties across the world."

"They tease me, boy"

"Who teases you?"

"The stars. What untold luxuries must they hide! Every orb in the sky is another world of cars I will never buy, houses I will never live in, riches I will never have for myself!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186808)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:14 AM
Author: silver aromatic roast beef

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186827)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:45 AM
Author: Mewling Glittery Stead

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187088)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:06 PM
Author: Indigo church building personal credit line

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191933)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:02 AM
Author: Slap-happy Private Investor Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186681)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:17 AM
Author: blue people who are hurt

"Oh Fish," Natasha said, swooning. "Your eyes, your brown, beautiful eyes. They have been looking at me all night. Can I have this dance?"

"How much were those earrings?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186862)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:22 PM
Author: carmine police squad spot

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189414)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:25 PM
Author: Idiotic sooty sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191677)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:25 AM
Author: abnormal location hairy legs

I feel really guilty for poasting ITT, encouraging you to antagonize my COMRADE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186928)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:31 AM
Author: blue people who are hurt

As he and Mandy were unpacking in their new rent-controlled NYC apartment, Fish took out his gold throw pillow and put it on the floor, in the usual place of honor.

"You really brought that with you?," Mandy asked.

"I told you, the miniature giraffe will lie on it one day. One day."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186968)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:07 AM
Author: Slap-happy Private Investor Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187281)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:30 PM
Author: Idiotic sooty sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191705)



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Date: June 2nd, 2011 11:13 AM
Author: Infuriating Buck-toothed Affirmative Action Base

omg!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18146502)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:42 AM
Author: Mewling Glittery Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187066)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:47 AM
Author: blue people who are hurt

"Ooooh, I'm Fish!", Boris said as he began TMF's wedgie. "One day I will be rich and I'll have gay sex with my Armenian butler!"

*struggle to breath* *gasp* "No......u"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187111)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:48 AM
Author: Mewling Glittery Stead

ouch

(butt fair)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187123)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:10 AM
Author: wine trust fund

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187298)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:01 AM
Author: Bisexual mad-dog skullcap death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187234)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:09 AM
Author: wine trust fund

'strada old boy, think you've really got your groove back with this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187292)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:25 AM
Author: blue people who are hurt

ty

too bad it will soon disappear into the back pages of XO, with no search to recover it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187391)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:07 PM
Author: Indigo church building personal credit line

that's why god invented bookmarks, FRIEND.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191938)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:16 AM
Author: Metal address

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187337)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 11:51 AM
Author: wine trust fund

no seriously this is good ish guise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188857)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:00 PM
Author: Curious black woman school cafeteria

Fish is becoming the new whokebe; a mythical character with only the most tenous connection to the poster he was once connected to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188934)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:01 PM
Author: wine trust fund

the unemployment is real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188937)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:02 PM
Author: Curious black woman school cafeteria

And whok really plays basketball.

Not to take away from what's been done here, this is a 180 thread of course. Estrada kills on these things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188945)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:03 PM
Author: Cracking snowy fortuitous meteor sandwich

Wrong. Everything written about that Russian faggot is backed by the facts of his TTT subhuman existence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188953)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:03 PM
Author: gold home antidepressant drug

180 thread. unreal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188961)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:11 PM
Author: blue people who are hurt

Geeky Executive at Tech Company: “Fish, you’re an extremely qualified applicant, but we just don’t have the money right now to hire you. I wish I could go into God Mode and get enough cash to give you a job, but I’ve forgotten the key combination for that.”

TMF: “Tell me more about this God Mode...”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191601)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:28 PM
Author: lascivious domesticated temple

must be rated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189105)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:12 PM
Author: blue people who are hurt

“Fish, I can’t fit my hands around this orange. Can you come juice it for me?”

“Sigh. Among the old Russian nobility, the man never had to prepare food.”

“If you’re Russian nobility, why can’t we afford an electric juicer?”



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191603)



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Date: February 3rd, 2011 9:29 PM
Author: Umber brethren national security agency

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17208072)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:41 PM
Author: Apoplectic spectacular love of her life clown

To be fair,

Outstanding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189162)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:12 PM
Author: blue people who are hurt

As the old steamer Ingria pulled into New York harbor, the surviving immigrants piled onto the deck to ooh and aww at the Statue of Liberty.

But 12 year old Fish went to the other deck, amazed by the skyscrapers of Manhattan. “Wow,” he told his friend Anatol, “if I could work in one of those, even for just eight months, I would be happy.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191611)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:28 PM
Author: Idiotic sooty sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191689)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:37 PM
Author: Claret vivacious psychic principal's office

i dont mind you at all fish and i think most of these are complete 180s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191742)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:33 PM
Author: Idiotic sooty sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192177)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:53 PM
Author: silver aromatic roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191859)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:21 PM
Author: Unhinged lodge

shoot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189410)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:12 PM
Author: blue people who are hurt

“Old man, why do you cry?”

“I have lost my son. Why do you cry?”

“I have lost my job.”

“My son was your age. He was to inherit my business empire, but cruel fate took him from me.”

(light bulb turns on above TMF’s head)

“Maybe you just found a son, then?”

“Maybe. Tell me, how do you think Uruguay will do in the World Cup?”

“...”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191607)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:16 PM
Author: carmine police squad spot

hehehehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191627)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:42 PM
Author: Idiotic sooty sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192285)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 8:57 PM
Author: bat shit crazy deep brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192852)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:21 PM
Author: splenetic patrolman stage

moar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189413)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:23 PM
Author: carmine police squad spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189423)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:42 PM
Author: Turquoise resort

It's great to see a young poster hit peak form.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189548)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:45 PM
Author: Transparent Razzmatazz International Law Enforcement Agency Cuckold

holy shit. best thread of 2011 so far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189566)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:49 PM
Author: bearded purple meetinghouse

Fish is a friend but this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189600)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:28 PM
Author: lascivious domesticated temple

Im so relieved that he came into this thread and is blessing it with his wonderful sense of humor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191693)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:33 PM
Author: boyish cocky marketing idea masturbator

this is an amazing thread, estrada. 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191714)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 9:11 PM
Author: Racy Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192984)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:35 PM
Author: laughsome misanthropic new version institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191730)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:46 PM
Author: Heady hyperactive hospital therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191807)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:02 PM
Author: stubborn reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191902)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:19 PM
Author: Turquoise resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192042)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:27 PM
Author: gold home antidepressant drug

I think the TMF narrative meme may be approaching a Kurzweilian singularity... Unbelievable work ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192113)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 8:16 PM
Author: Turquoise resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192574)



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Date: February 1st, 2011 9:19 PM
Author: Submissive Naked Ticket Booth Ape

hit me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17193058)



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Date: February 2nd, 2011 3:44 PM
Author: stubborn reading party

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17197809)



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Date: February 2nd, 2011 3:47 PM
Author: wine trust fund

ya'll didn't see this coming even after his askav threads? (no wonder askav doesn't love me. i must become a better poster for him)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17197827)



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Date: February 3rd, 2011 2:47 AM
Author: stubborn reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17203421)



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Date: February 3rd, 2011 8:42 PM
Author: sickened internet-worthy corn cake windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17207708)



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Date: April 8th, 2011 10:09 PM
Author: Pink hilarious stage internal respiration



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Date: June 24th, 2011 9:01 PM
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Date: July 5th, 2011 10:48 PM
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Date: July 7th, 2011 11:14 PM
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Date: July 7th, 2011 11:16 PM
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Date: September 10th, 2011 1:53 AM
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Date: September 13th, 2011 10:26 PM
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Date: October 18th, 2011 12:37 AM
Author: Thirsty exhilarant chad



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