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Rating posters as moments from TMF's life (Estrada)
| exciting cruise ship | 01/31/11 |
| Aphrodisiac Stage Voyeur | 01/31/11 |
| exciting cruise ship | 01/31/11 |
| Aphrodisiac Stage Voyeur | 01/31/11 |
| Lemon swashbuckling parlor place of business | 01/31/11 |
| Chartreuse foreskin abode | 01/31/11 |
| provocative public bath | 02/01/11 |
| Lemon swashbuckling parlor place of business | 01/31/11 |
| exciting cruise ship | 01/31/11 |
| Curious background story | 01/31/11 |
| idiotic emerald chapel | 01/31/11 |
| excitant double fault | 01/31/11 |
| Lavender famous landscape painting doctorate | 02/01/11 |
| Soul-stirring rough-skinned multi-billionaire | 02/01/11 |
| Adventurous locus | 02/01/11 |
| Misunderstood galvanic degenerate | 01/31/11 |
| exciting cruise ship | 01/31/11 |
| Bonkers Partner | 01/31/11 |
| exciting cruise ship | 01/31/11 |
| Bonkers Partner | 01/31/11 |
| elite big-titted idiot | 02/01/11 |
| diverse state | 02/02/11 |
| greedy whorehouse gaming laptop | 01/31/11 |
| exciting cruise ship | 01/31/11 |
| greedy whorehouse gaming laptop | 01/31/11 |
| idiotic emerald chapel | 01/31/11 |
| Motley Menage | 02/01/11 |
| elite big-titted idiot | 02/01/11 |
| vibrant spot | 01/31/11 |
| exciting cruise ship | 01/31/11 |
| geriatric insane scourge upon the earth institution | 01/31/11 |
| Amber comical nowag theater stage | 02/01/11 |
| Soul-stirring rough-skinned multi-billionaire | 02/01/11 |
| Motley Menage | 02/01/11 |
| Adventurous locus | 02/01/11 |
| Cocky purple stock car locale | 02/01/11 |
| Curious background story | 01/31/11 |
| exciting cruise ship | 01/31/11 |
| Curious background story | 01/31/11 |
| elite big-titted idiot | 02/01/11 |
| diverse state | 02/02/11 |
| Vigorous flatulent bbw party of the first part | 01/31/11 |
| exciting cruise ship | 01/31/11 |
| Curious background story | 01/31/11 |
| geriatric insane scourge upon the earth institution | 01/31/11 |
| Lemon swashbuckling parlor place of business | 01/31/11 |
| Vigorous flatulent bbw party of the first part | 01/31/11 |
| excitant double fault | 01/31/11 |
| provocative public bath | 02/01/11 |
| Soul-stirring rough-skinned multi-billionaire | 02/01/11 |
| stirring ultramarine stage | 02/01/11 |
| geriatric insane scourge upon the earth institution | 01/31/11 |
| exciting cruise ship | 01/31/11 |
| geriatric insane scourge upon the earth institution | 01/31/11 |
| Curious background story | 01/31/11 |
| chestnut floppy theatre pisswyrm | 01/31/11 |
| exciting cruise ship | 01/31/11 |
| Curious background story | 01/31/11 |
| Chartreuse foreskin abode | 01/31/11 |
| exciting cruise ship | 01/31/11 |
| Chartreuse foreskin abode | 01/31/11 |
| greedy whorehouse gaming laptop | 01/31/11 |
| provocative public bath | 02/01/11 |
| Lavender famous landscape painting doctorate | 02/01/11 |
| angry haunted graveyard sex offender | 02/01/11 |
| umber ticket booth | 02/01/11 |
| big rebellious casino giraffe | 02/01/11 |
| Avocado philosopher-king | 02/01/11 |
| pungent saffron jew | 02/01/11 |
| Motley Menage | 02/01/11 |
| Adventurous locus | 02/01/11 |
| elite big-titted idiot | 02/01/11 |
| Hairless roast beef | 02/01/11 |
| geriatric insane scourge upon the earth institution | 02/01/11 |
| crawly karate | 06/01/11 |
| Motley Menage | 06/01/11 |
| ruby plaza | 06/25/11 |
| Brass at-the-ready old irish cottage resort | 09/10/11 |
| violent roommate property | 01/31/11 |
| exciting cruise ship | 01/31/11 |
| Lavender famous landscape painting doctorate | 02/01/11 |
| Yellow vivacious cumskin yarmulke | 02/01/11 |
| shivering racy rigpig idea he suggested | 01/31/11 |
| exciting cruise ship | 02/01/11 |
| Lemon swashbuckling parlor place of business | 02/01/11 |
| Jet Lay Pervert | 02/01/11 |
| Curious background story | 02/01/11 |
| shivering racy rigpig idea he suggested | 02/01/11 |
| Lemon swashbuckling parlor place of business | 02/01/11 |
| shivering racy rigpig idea he suggested | 02/01/11 |
| provocative public bath | 02/01/11 |
| exciting cruise ship | 02/01/11 |
| provocative public bath | 02/01/11 |
| Amber comical nowag theater stage | 02/01/11 |
| Hairless roast beef | 02/01/11 |
| Sienna Lodge | 02/01/11 |
| exciting cruise ship | 02/01/11 |
| Avocado philosopher-king | 02/01/11 |
| elite big-titted idiot | 02/01/11 |
| Dashing Slate Business Firm | 02/01/11 |
| exciting cruise ship | 02/01/11 |
| Sienna Lodge | 02/01/11 |
| elite big-titted idiot | 02/01/11 |
| Seedy obsidian tanning salon | 06/02/11 |
| Amber comical nowag theater stage | 02/01/11 |
| exciting cruise ship | 02/01/11 |
| Amber comical nowag theater stage | 02/01/11 |
| Lavender famous landscape painting doctorate | 02/01/11 |
| Contagious Hunting Ground Halford | 02/01/11 |
| Lavender famous landscape painting doctorate | 02/01/11 |
| exciting cruise ship | 02/01/11 |
| Hairless roast beef | 02/01/11 |
| harsh puce fortuitous meteor wrinkle | 02/01/11 |
| Lavender famous landscape painting doctorate | 02/01/11 |
| Free-loading translucent gas station | 02/01/11 |
| Lavender famous landscape painting doctorate | 02/01/11 |
| Free-loading translucent gas station | 02/01/11 |
| Soul-stirring rough-skinned multi-billionaire | 02/01/11 |
| charismatic school | 02/01/11 |
| exciting cruise ship | 02/01/11 |
| angry haunted graveyard sex offender | 02/01/11 |
| exciting cruise ship | 02/01/11 |
| Adventurous locus | 02/03/11 |
| Razzmatazz Boltzmann | 02/01/11 |
| exciting cruise ship | 02/01/11 |
| elite big-titted idiot | 02/01/11 |
| jade community account | 02/01/11 |
| elite big-titted idiot | 02/01/11 |
| provocative public bath | 02/01/11 |
| Rusted overrated house deer antler | 02/01/11 |
| exciting cruise ship | 02/01/11 |
| Avocado philosopher-king | 02/01/11 |
| elite big-titted idiot | 02/01/11 |
| Chartreuse foreskin abode | 02/01/11 |
| stirring ultramarine stage | 02/01/11 |
| Avocado philosopher-king | 02/01/11 |
| Motley Menage | 02/01/11 |
| crawly karate | 02/01/11 |
| Stimulating Ratface | 02/01/11 |
| angry haunted graveyard sex offender | 02/01/11 |
| duck-like gaping | 02/01/11 |
| Aphrodisiac Stage Voyeur | 02/01/11 |
| Onyx dopamine feces | 02/01/11 |
| claret friendly grandma | 02/01/11 |
| irradiated prole | 02/01/11 |
| Motley Menage | 02/01/11 |
| charismatic school | 02/01/11 |
| Motley Menage | 02/01/11 |
| Brilliant nofapping church building reading party | 02/01/11 |
| irradiated prole | 02/02/11 |
| Lavender famous landscape painting doctorate | 02/02/11 |
| irradiated prole | 02/03/11 |
| light clown trailer park | 02/03/11 |
| filthy aromatic persian area | 04/08/11 |
| crawly karate | 06/24/11 |
| ruby plaza | 07/05/11 |
| Lime Judgmental Depressive | 07/07/11 |
| crawly karate | 07/07/11 |
| Exhilarant slap-happy school cafeteria | 09/10/11 |
| unholy office | 09/13/11 |
| unholy office | 10/18/11 |
Poast new message in this thread
Date: January 31st, 2011 11:22 PM Author: exciting cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186319) |
Date: January 31st, 2011 11:22 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Stage Voyeur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186321) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:24 PM Author: exciting cruise ship As TMF was kicking a can down a Moscow side street, letting off steam about his recent layoff, he ran across a Chihuahua wearing a Gucci collar. The two stared at each other for a few seconds, before the dog scurried into the yard of a nearby mansion. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186336) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:25 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Stage Voyeur ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186339) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:28 PM Author: Lemon swashbuckling parlor place of business lololololol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186355) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:32 PM Author: Chartreuse foreskin abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186391) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:10 AM Author: provocative public bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186779) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:22 PM Author: Lemon swashbuckling parlor place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186323) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:26 PM Author: exciting cruise ship As TMF handed her the ring, she noticed that it was lined with half of a torn $50 bill. "You get the other half if you say yes," he said. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186348) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:28 PM Author: Curious background story lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186357) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:28 PM Author: idiotic emerald chapel I lol'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186362) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:48 PM Author: excitant double fault lolol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186546) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:06 AM Author: Lavender famous landscape painting doctorate waaay too cute for estrada. i bet he has a gf who's posting for him and just not telling us about it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187278) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 11:54 AM Author: Soul-stirring rough-skinned multi-billionaire 280 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188877) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:41 PM Author: Adventurous locus lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189545) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:24 PM Author: Misunderstood galvanic degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186329) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:27 PM Author: exciting cruise ship "Where are you going?", 11 year old TMF said. "I have a plan - we will find the buried Cossack treasure soon!"
Then he noticed that he was the only one left in the clubhouse. |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:24 PM Author: Bonkers Partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186330) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:31 PM Author: exciting cruise ship The laser inched closer and closer to his prisoner's head, just as TMF had programmed it. "And now, Mr. Bond," he said, "you will turn over your networking contacts in the Magic Circle, or die."
Seconds of silence passed, followed by a splat. TMF sighed. |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:33 PM Author: Bonkers Partner Tyty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186407) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:20 PM Author: elite big-titted idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191649) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2011 3:56 PM Author: diverse state 180^180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17197910) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:24 PM Author: greedy whorehouse gaming laptop (please let it be something related to his CS education, or lack thereof) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186331) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:32 PM Author: exciting cruise ship I'll rate you as the time that TMF used bubble sort to find himself a job. The program is still running... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186396) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:33 PM Author: greedy whorehouse gaming laptop holy shit. 180^180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186401) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:36 PM Author: idiotic emerald chapel 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186438) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:35 PM Author: Motley Menage lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189503) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:20 PM Author: elite big-titted idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191652) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:25 PM Author: vibrant spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186340) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:35 PM Author: exciting cruise ship It was 1:03 AM when TMF was summoned into the partner's office. "I wanted to show you something, Fish. See this plaque? It was given to me for fifteen years of good work for our clients. Whenever I want to complain about the long hours I work, I just look at this plaque, and it makes it all worth it."
On the way home, TMF envisioned one day having TWO plaques in his office. |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:38 PM Author: geriatric insane scourge upon the earth institution This was quality. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186447) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:43 AM Author: Amber comical nowag theater stage I cried (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187073) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 11:55 AM Author: Soul-stirring rough-skinned multi-billionaire 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188893) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:36 PM Author: Motley Menage lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189506) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:42 PM Author: Adventurous locus wtf this is hilarious and out of character for Estrada. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189551) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:18 PM Author: Cocky purple stock car locale genius (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191638) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:27 PM Author: Curious background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186354) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:38 PM Author: exciting cruise ship At Lenin Elementary School, Miss Chernikov had her first graders draw what they dreamed of the night before. TMF drew three houses. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186455) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:40 PM Author: Curious background story ty, lenin elementary was a nice touch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186479) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:21 PM Author: elite big-titted idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191656) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2011 3:57 PM Author: diverse state our schools had numbers, not names. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17197919) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:34 PM Author: Vigorous flatulent bbw party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186416) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:36 PM Author: exciting cruise ship "Churka, bring me another drink!", Fish yelled at Moscow's hippest club. Turning to Mandy, he put his arm around her and smiled. "We've made it. We've finally made it. Nobody can take this away now!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186439) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:38 PM Author: Curious background story lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186453) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:38 PM Author: geriatric insane scourge upon the earth institution This one made me sad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186454) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:39 PM Author: Lemon swashbuckling parlor place of business this thread is so wrong but so lulzy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186476) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:40 PM Author: Vigorous flatulent bbw party of the first part Wow. 180. Brutal thread overall. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186483) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:49 PM Author: excitant double fault ouch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186555) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:10 AM Author: provocative public bath oh man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186784) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 11:56 AM Author: Soul-stirring rough-skinned multi-billionaire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188899) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:24 PM Author: stirring ultramarine stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189432) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:34 PM Author: geriatric insane scourge upon the earth institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186421) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:40 PM Author: exciting cruise ship Interviewer #1: "Even in Silicon Valley, we're not used to getting a JD applicant who is a fluent Russian speaker AND has a CS background. We're really excited about you."
Interviewer #2: "Say, with a name like Fish, are you a big Tim Salmon fan? He used to really rake it in for my Angels."
It was then that TMF got up and left. |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:41 PM Author: geriatric insane scourge upon the earth institution BIG WILLIE STYLE!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186487) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:42 PM Author: Curious background story lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186501) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:38 PM Author: chestnut floppy theatre pisswyrm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186452) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:43 PM Author: exciting cruise ship After enduring yet another beating by Boris, the local bully, TMF dusted himself off and looked square at his attacker. "I used to think that when I got rich, I would hire you as a security guard. But now, I think I will hire you only in the mail room." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186514) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:47 PM Author: Curious background story lulz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186542) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:50 PM Author: Chartreuse foreskin abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186569) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:52 PM Author: exciting cruise ship "Gypsy! Do not stand in front of me at the convenience store. I a lawyer and must return to my office soon!"
"For your impatience, may you wait forever to return to your office!", the gypsy said, making a pentagram with her finger. |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:55 PM Author: Chartreuse foreskin abode OMG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186613) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:55 PM Author: greedy whorehouse gaming laptop lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186620) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:09 AM Author: provocative public bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186768) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:09 AM Author: Lavender famous landscape painting doctorate wow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187295) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:29 PM Author: angry haunted graveyard sex offender omgomgomg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189109) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:32 PM Author: umber ticket booth Flawless victory. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189123) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:15 PM Author: big rebellious casino giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189382) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:20 PM Author: Avocado philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189404) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:23 PM Author: pungent saffron jew 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189425) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:37 PM Author: Motley Menage 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189515) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:45 PM Author: Adventurous locus pwn pwn pwn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189572) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:23 PM Author: elite big-titted idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191670) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:05 PM Author: Hairless roast beef LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191921) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 8:32 PM Author: geriatric insane scourge upon the earth institution WINNER! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192699) |
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Date: June 1st, 2011 12:14 AM Author: crawly karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18138061) |
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Date: June 1st, 2011 4:37 AM Author: Motley Menage this is the top post of 2011. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18139461) |
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Date: June 25th, 2011 7:59 PM Author: ruby plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18345702) |
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Date: September 10th, 2011 1:51 AM Author: Brass at-the-ready old irish cottage resort simultaneously hilarious and chilling (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18942859) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:50 PM Author: violent roommate property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186571) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:55 PM Author: exciting cruise ship "I am going through a rough road right now, so to speak," TMF said.
The salesman smiled. "I have just the car for you, then..." |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:09 AM Author: Lavender famous landscape painting doctorate 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187297) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:13 AM Author: Yellow vivacious cumskin yarmulke rofl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187324) |
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Date: January 31st, 2011 11:54 PM Author: shivering racy rigpig idea he suggested Preved (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186607) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:00 AM Author: exciting cruise ship As Mrs. Kropotkin gave the visiting Americans a tour of the orphanage, she stopped to point out the shortest boy. "This is Fish. He want to move to capitalist world and become millionaire."
"No," said Fish. "Since I won't have kids, I will be BILLIONAIRE." |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:01 AM Author: Lemon swashbuckling parlor place of business ok best post in the thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186668) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:12 AM Author: Jet Lay Pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186804) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:02 AM Author: Curious background story lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186684) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:02 AM Author: shivering racy rigpig idea he suggested But surely in Russia she would be Kropotkina! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186685) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:03 AM Author: Lemon swashbuckling parlor place of business i love the names he's giving these people
like the bartender "churka" |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:05 AM Author: shivering racy rigpig idea he suggested pretty funny guy, I must admit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186716) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:02 AM Author: provocative public bath nice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186680) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:12 AM Author: exciting cruise ship DeXiashao, the star summer associate of the 2045 class, came into Mr. Fish's corner office after another day of striving. He found the senior name partner laying back in his chair, looking up at the skylight, and cursing.
"Mr. Fish, why do you curse? You have built this firm from scratch, completed one of the most epic comebacks in the history of the profession, and now own multiple properties across the world."
"They tease me, boy"
"Who teases you?"
"The stars. What untold luxuries must they hide! Every orb in the sky is another world of cars I will never buy, houses I will never live in, riches I will never have for myself!" |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:14 AM Author: provocative public bath tyty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186827) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:45 AM Author: Amber comical nowag theater stage This (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187088) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:06 PM Author: Hairless roast beef nice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191933) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:02 AM Author: Sienna Lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186681) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:17 AM Author: exciting cruise ship "Oh Fish," Natasha said, swooning. "Your eyes, your brown, beautiful eyes. They have been looking at me all night. Can I have this dance?"
"How much were those earrings?" |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:22 PM Author: Avocado philosopher-king ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189414) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:25 PM Author: elite big-titted idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191677) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:25 AM Author: Dashing Slate Business Firm I feel really guilty for poasting ITT, encouraging you to antagonize my COMRADE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17186928) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:31 AM Author: exciting cruise ship As he and Mandy were unpacking in their new rent-controlled NYC apartment, Fish took out his gold throw pillow and put it on the floor, in the usual place of honor.
"You really brought that with you?," Mandy asked.
"I told you, the miniature giraffe will lie on it one day. One day." |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:07 AM Author: Sienna Lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187281) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:30 PM Author: elite big-titted idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191705) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2011 11:13 AM Author: Seedy obsidian tanning salon omg! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18146502) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:42 AM Author: Amber comical nowag theater stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187066) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:47 AM Author: exciting cruise ship "Ooooh, I'm Fish!", Boris said as he began TMF's wedgie. "One day I will be rich and I'll have gay sex with my Armenian butler!"
*struggle to breath* *gasp* "No......u"
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:48 AM Author: Amber comical nowag theater stage ouch (butt fair) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:10 AM Author: Lavender famous landscape painting doctorate rofl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187298) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:01 AM Author: Contagious Hunting Ground Halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187234) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:09 AM Author: Lavender famous landscape painting doctorate 'strada old boy, think you've really got your groove back with this one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187292) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:25 AM Author: exciting cruise ship ty
too bad it will soon disappear into the back pages of XO, with no search to recover it |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:07 PM Author: Hairless roast beef that's why god invented bookmarks, FRIEND. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191938) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:16 AM Author: harsh puce fortuitous meteor wrinkle 180 thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17187337) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 11:51 AM Author: Lavender famous landscape painting doctorate no seriously this is good ish guise (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188857) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:00 PM Author: Free-loading translucent gas station Fish is becoming the new whokebe; a mythical character with only the most tenous connection to the poster he was once connected to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188934) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:01 PM Author: Lavender famous landscape painting doctorate the unemployment is real (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188937) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:02 PM Author: Free-loading translucent gas station And whok really plays basketball.
Not to take away from what's been done here, this is a 180 thread of course. Estrada kills on these things. |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:03 PM Author: Soul-stirring rough-skinned multi-billionaire Wrong. Everything written about that Russian faggot is backed by the facts of his TTT subhuman existence (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188953) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:03 PM Author: charismatic school 180 thread. unreal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17188961) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:11 PM Author: exciting cruise ship Geeky Executive at Tech Company: “Fish, you’re an extremely qualified applicant, but we just don’t have the money right now to hire you. I wish I could go into God Mode and get enough cash to give you a job, but I’ve forgotten the key combination for that.”
TMF: “Tell me more about this God Mode...” |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:28 PM Author: angry haunted graveyard sex offender must be rated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189105) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:12 PM Author: exciting cruise ship “Fish, I can’t fit my hands around this orange. Can you come juice it for me?”
“Sigh. Among the old Russian nobility, the man never had to prepare food.”
“If you’re Russian nobility, why can’t we afford an electric juicer?”
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Date: February 3rd, 2011 9:29 PM Author: Adventurous locus ouch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17208072) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 12:41 PM Author: Razzmatazz Boltzmann To be fair,
Outstanding. |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:12 PM Author: exciting cruise ship As the old steamer Ingria pulled into New York harbor, the surviving immigrants piled onto the deck to ooh and aww at the Statue of Liberty.
But 12 year old Fish went to the other deck, amazed by the skyscrapers of Manhattan. “Wow,” he told his friend Anatol, “if I could work in one of those, even for just eight months, I would be happy.” |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:28 PM Author: elite big-titted idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191689) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:37 PM Author: jade community account i dont mind you at all fish and i think most of these are complete 180s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191742) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:33 PM Author: elite big-titted idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192177) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:53 PM Author: provocative public bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191859) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:21 PM Author: Rusted overrated house deer antler shoot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189410) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:12 PM Author: exciting cruise ship “Old man, why do you cry?”
“I have lost my son. Why do you cry?”
“I have lost my job.”
“My son was your age. He was to inherit my business empire, but cruel fate took him from me.”
(light bulb turns on above TMF’s head)
“Maybe you just found a son, then?”
“Maybe. Tell me, how do you think Uruguay will do in the World Cup?”
“...” |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:16 PM Author: Avocado philosopher-king hehehehe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191627) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:42 PM Author: elite big-titted idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192285) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 8:57 PM Author: Chartreuse foreskin abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192852) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:21 PM Author: stirring ultramarine stage moar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189413) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:23 PM Author: Avocado philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189423) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:42 PM Author: Motley Menage It's great to see a young poster hit peak form. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189548) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:45 PM Author: crawly karate holy shit. best thread of 2011 so far. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189566) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 1:49 PM Author: Stimulating Ratface Fish is a friend but this thread is hilarious (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17189600) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:28 PM Author: angry haunted graveyard sex offender Im so relieved that he came into this thread and is blessing it with his wonderful sense of humor. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191693) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:33 PM Author: duck-like gaping this is an amazing thread, estrada. 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191714) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 9:11 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Stage Voyeur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192984) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:35 PM Author: Onyx dopamine feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191730) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 6:46 PM Author: claret friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191807) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:02 PM Author: irradiated prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17191902) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:19 PM Author: Motley Menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192042) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 7:27 PM Author: charismatic school I think the TMF narrative meme may be approaching a Kurzweilian singularity... Unbelievable work ITT. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192113) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 8:16 PM Author: Motley Menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17192574) |
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Date: February 1st, 2011 9:19 PM Author: Brilliant nofapping church building reading party hit me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17193058) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2011 3:44 PM Author: irradiated prole bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17197809) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2011 3:47 PM Author: Lavender famous landscape painting doctorate ya'll didn't see this coming even after his askav threads? (no wonder askav doesn't love me. i must become a better poster for him) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17197827) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2011 2:47 AM Author: irradiated prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17203421) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2011 8:42 PM Author: light clown trailer park (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17207708) |
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Date: April 8th, 2011 10:09 PM Author: filthy aromatic persian area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#17720298) |
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Date: June 24th, 2011 9:01 PM Author: crawly karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18337254) |
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Date: July 5th, 2011 10:48 PM Author: ruby plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18430096) |
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Date: July 7th, 2011 11:14 PM Author: Lime Judgmental Depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18447817) |
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Date: July 7th, 2011 11:16 PM Author: crawly karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18447839) |
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Date: September 10th, 2011 1:53 AM Author: Exhilarant slap-happy school cafeteria nice work e (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18942871) |
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Date: September 13th, 2011 10:26 PM Author: unholy office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#18965579) |
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Date: October 18th, 2011 12:37 AM Author: unholy office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1550927&forum_id=2#19192147) |