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BAM! Trump wins 2012....

We grab Libyan and Iraqi oil, instantly becoming one of the ...
startling narrow-minded toilet seat church
  04/27/11
http://www.betabeat.com/files/2011/03/aw-yea.jpg
Sick Parlor Dysfunction
  04/27/11
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dgosi8Mp41Q
passionate cordovan jew whorehouse
  10/23/11
Oil co's are already taxed close to 50%. You also have all t...
Balding thirsty half-breed
  04/27/11
See: new energy technology in OP, which is what all this new...
startling narrow-minded toilet seat church
  04/27/11
Lol at OPEC listening to Trump!
Razzmatazz Painfully Honest Wagecucks
  04/27/11
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tHFCZKBL-bs/TUA4cEHeA8I/AAAAAAAAAu...
Sick Parlor Dysfunction
  04/27/11
Saudi Arabia stopped pumping extra oil to control price spik...
Balding thirsty half-breed
  04/27/11
Iraq = part of OPEC After the Don takes over, US = part of ...
startling narrow-minded toilet seat church
  04/27/11
psa: taking resources from conquered countries is just a lud...
Misanthropic laughsome location
  05/01/11
Greetings, "deplete oil supply" "oil subs...
Sable idiotic tank address
  05/01/11
cock
Iridescent Violent Space
  04/27/11
i'll still want to bang ivanka for a few more years.
Kink-friendly boiling water
  04/27/11
op is credited.
Concupiscible bespoke theatre really tough guy
  04/27/11
Trump doesn't pull any punches. He's a retarded douche who i...
motley bright windowlicker
  04/27/11
"grab" the oil with WHAT? we don't HAVE A NATIO...
Dark startled sweet tailpipe
  04/27/11
http://bionicbong.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/aircraft-ca...
hot submissive police squad senate
  04/27/11
You enslave the idiots already there (Iraqi/Libyans) and loa...
startling narrow-minded toilet seat church
  04/27/11
whose tankers?
Dark startled sweet tailpipe
  04/27/11
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01119/sirius_111...
startling narrow-minded toilet seat church
  04/27/11
god this is awesome
spectacular turquoise center
  04/27/11
*cums*
aqua gaming laptop stage
  04/27/11
180
Yellow Electric Furnace
  04/27/11
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Rusted deep laser beams twinkling uncleanness
  04/27/11
180 moniker
Concupiscible bespoke theatre really tough guy
  04/27/11
ty friend
Rusted deep laser beams twinkling uncleanness
  04/27/11
*Street Fighter II voice* PERFECT!
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  04/28/11
Greetings, I thought PERFECT was from Mortal Kombat, not ...
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  05/01/11
President Donald Trump told reporters today that Rosie O'Don...
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  04/27/11
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  05/24/11
Finally, libtards and dangerous minorities are sent to the g...
Yellow Electric Furnace
  04/28/11
this was pretty funny
slippery apoplectic school cafeteria coffee pot
  04/29/11
maybe it's the juxtaposition of "finally," that si...
Yellow Electric Furnace
  05/23/11
More plausible scenario: Trump gets us into another quagmire...
Azure Round Eye
  04/28/11
In your scenario, the spending is more than offset than Iraq...
startling narrow-minded toilet seat church
  04/29/11
sorta hard to produce oil when there is a war raging in the ...
saffron voyeur dilemma
  05/01/11
Sounds like a job for good old 'Murican elbow grease. Get so...
hot submissive police squad senate
  05/01/11
IIRC nuclear weapons were more than adequate to solve the Ja...
passionate cordovan jew whorehouse
  10/23/11
Mossad would take him out to prevent him from pissing off Ir...
Dun philosopher-king
  04/29/11
Reminder: Iran wouldn't get nukes, since the Trump Doctrine ...
passionate cordovan jew whorehouse
  10/23/11
a self-aggrandizing becombovered mediocre businessman who in...
Internet-worthy cuckold rigor
  05/01/11
Someone didn't do well in his resource economics class.
irradiated piazza
  05/01/11
San Francisco, CA
Sooty filthy old irish cottage
  05/24/11
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Yellow Electric Furnace
  10/23/11
NewsFlash: President Trump named his first cabinet pick toda...
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  10/23/11
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Date: April 27th, 2011 12:29 PM
Author: startling narrow-minded toilet seat church

We grab Libyan and Iraqi oil, instantly becoming one of the largest oil producing countries. We force OPEC to push its prices down and speed up production, accelerating supply and running the world out of oil by the end of the decade. Oil prices go down to $50 a barrel.

We use our free oil to pump the economy to astronomical growth of 8% CAGR for the next decade. Biglaw gets paid 200k base and Wall Street (including markets) are booming with 500k bonuses. Businesses grow at all levels and creates jobs for all as unemployment declines to 5%.

Meanwhile, oil profits are taxed and used by the government to develop new energy sources. The U.S. soon holds a monopoly on renewable energy technology and sells this at a huge profit to our allies. Our nation's trillion dollars in debt is easily paid off from oil and energy technology sales. Our enemies in the middle east quickly run out of energy sources and are left poor and broken, resulting in the end of the War on Terror as Al Queda is wiped out by the Israelis.

China is pwned in the next decade as it no longer has as much access to oil as the U.S., and with production sped up, as oil runs out China lacks the energy technology for its 1.5 billion citizens and its economy collapses on itself, prompting revolution and civil unrest which paves the way for a new democratic system (propped up and overseen by Taiwan and U.S. intervention).

Finally, libtards and dangerous minorities are sent to the gulags and/or deported.

Not much of a BAM! scenario so I guess the question is: what will you do with your comfortable life thanks to the Don?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17865835)



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Date: April 27th, 2011 12:32 PM
Author: Sick Parlor Dysfunction

http://www.betabeat.com/files/2011/03/aw-yea.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17865848)



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Date: October 23rd, 2011 4:44 PM
Author: passionate cordovan jew whorehouse

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dgosi8Mp41Q

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#19227313)



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Date: April 27th, 2011 12:35 PM
Author: Balding thirsty half-breed

Oil co's are already taxed close to 50%. You also have all those tax dollars with the sale of each gallon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17865870)



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Date: April 27th, 2011 12:37 PM
Author: startling narrow-minded toilet seat church

See: new energy technology in OP, which is what all this new wealth will allow us to do (as well as pay off our trillion dollar debt).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17865884)



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Date: April 27th, 2011 12:43 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Painfully Honest Wagecucks

Lol at OPEC listening to Trump!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17865921)



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Date: April 27th, 2011 12:44 PM
Author: Sick Parlor Dysfunction

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tHFCZKBL-bs/TUA4cEHeA8I/AAAAAAAAAuQ/g20_ZML5Ssg/s1600/b-2+bomber.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17865929)



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Date: April 27th, 2011 12:48 PM
Author: Balding thirsty half-breed

Saudi Arabia stopped pumping extra oil to control price spikes. "opec" does listen to each other's production levels and since we used to have SA on our side we had a decent level of influence. I do not think SA likes Obama's approach in the middle east and they are preparing to be Mubarak'ed by Obama. IMO, that is why they cut production.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17865965)



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Date: April 27th, 2011 12:50 PM
Author: startling narrow-minded toilet seat church

Iraq = part of OPEC

After the Don takes over, US = part of OPEC

US leads OPEC with military threats and undercutting everyone in the market

OPEC becomes America's bitch

any questions?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17865976)



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Date: May 1st, 2011 4:45 PM
Author: Misanthropic laughsome location

psa: taking resources from conquered countries is just a ludicrous, terrible idea that has never worked, and this needs to explanation. this is a retarded idea period. it is not even something we can consider. how could one be so stupid to consider something so ridiculous.

(libs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17898053)



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Date: May 1st, 2011 5:48 PM
Author: Sable idiotic tank address

Greetings,

"deplete oil supply"

"oil subsequently drops to historically low price"

wat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17898483)



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Date: April 27th, 2011 12:30 PM
Author: Iridescent Violent Space

cock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17865841)



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Date: April 27th, 2011 12:33 PM
Author: Kink-friendly boiling water

i'll still want to bang ivanka for a few more years.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17865858)



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Date: April 27th, 2011 12:35 PM
Author: Concupiscible bespoke theatre really tough guy

op is credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17865868)



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Date: April 27th, 2011 1:01 PM
Author: motley bright windowlicker

Trump doesn't pull any punches. He's a retarded douche who isn't worthy of trust, but everyone knows this. That's why I like him. I know what I'm voting for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17866056)



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Date: April 27th, 2011 1:03 PM
Author: Dark startled sweet tailpipe

"grab" the oil with WHAT?

we don't HAVE A NATIONAL OIL COMPANY.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17866067)



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Date: April 27th, 2011 1:07 PM
Author: hot submissive police squad senate

http://bionicbong.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/aircraft-carrier.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17866089)



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Date: April 27th, 2011 1:10 PM
Author: startling narrow-minded toilet seat church

You enslave the idiots already there (Iraqi/Libyans) and load the shit onto a tanker. It ain't hard bro. They already got all the equipment and labor set up.

Also we're gonna stop building stuff over there, it just keeps getting blown up. We should actually help to tear stuff down. That way no one can hide and everyone can easily be off'd by m14 sprays into the crowd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17866108)



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Date: April 27th, 2011 1:14 PM
Author: Dark startled sweet tailpipe

whose tankers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17866141)



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Date: April 27th, 2011 1:15 PM
Author: startling narrow-minded toilet seat church

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01119/sirius_1119879c.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c0/Atlas_Maritime%27s_Mitera_Marigo_Aframax_Oil_Tanker.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17866150)



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Date: April 27th, 2011 1:21 PM
Author: spectacular turquoise center

god this is awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17866187)



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Date: April 27th, 2011 2:35 PM
Author: aqua gaming laptop stage

*cums*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17866801)



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Date: April 27th, 2011 5:57 PM
Author: Yellow Electric Furnace

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17868661)



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Date: April 27th, 2011 6:00 PM
Author: Rusted deep laser beams twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17868698)



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Date: April 27th, 2011 6:32 PM
Author: Concupiscible bespoke theatre really tough guy

180 moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17868932)



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Date: April 27th, 2011 6:40 PM
Author: Rusted deep laser beams twinkling uncleanness

ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17868992)



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Date: April 28th, 2011 7:13 PM
Author: racy hideous macaca

*Street Fighter II voice*

PERFECT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17877263)



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Date: May 1st, 2011 5:50 PM
Author: Sable idiotic tank address

Greetings,

I thought PERFECT was from Mortal Kombat, not SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17898501)



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Date: April 27th, 2011 6:07 PM
Author: Bronze swashbuckling station degenerate

President Donald Trump told reporters today that Rosie O'Donnell was a "fucking degenerate" and that she was a "disgrace" to both the United States and the entertainment industry.

"This pathetic woman, what has she ever done? Her magazine was a joke," Trump said. "My daughter Ivanka has more talent in her little finger than Rosie has in her entire fat, disgusting body" he added.

Trump also downplayed rumors that additional troops would be sent to Russia.

http://cnn.com/NEWS/US/06/15/2014/trump.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17868759)



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Date: April 27th, 2011 6:27 PM
Author: Concupiscible bespoke theatre really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17868900)



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Date: May 24th, 2011 5:50 AM
Author: Bronze swashbuckling station degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#18076343)



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Date: April 28th, 2011 7:24 PM
Author: Yellow Electric Furnace

Finally, libtards and dangerous minorities are sent to the gulags and/or deported.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17877368)



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Date: April 29th, 2011 5:03 PM
Author: slippery apoplectic school cafeteria coffee pot

this was pretty funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17884618)



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Date: May 23rd, 2011 5:09 AM
Author: Yellow Electric Furnace

maybe it's the juxtaposition of "finally," that signpost ubiquitous in high-minded writing, against the neologism born of webchat cesspools, "libtard"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#18068378)



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Date: April 28th, 2011 8:28 PM
Author: Azure Round Eye

More plausible scenario: Trump gets us into another quagmire, spends another trillion dollars, can't cut any programs at home to pay for it because he is hamstrung by that thing called "the democratic process" and because dems retake Congress in 2014, effectively stonewalling any major reforms, we continue to lose ground to China, and Trump loses in 2016.

Oh, and attempts to develop new alternative energy sources fail because of the massive influence of oil company lobbying money and America's fear of change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17877797)



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Date: April 29th, 2011 5:02 PM
Author: startling narrow-minded toilet seat church

In your scenario, the spending is more than offset than Iraq+Libyan oil which will elevate us back to post-cold War superpower status.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17884610)



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Date: May 1st, 2011 4:43 PM
Author: saffron voyeur dilemma

sorta hard to produce oil when there is a war raging in the surrounding areas, and/or constant sabotage & bombings by the iraqis you employ to produce it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17898032)



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Date: May 1st, 2011 5:03 PM
Author: hot submissive police squad senate

Sounds like a job for good old 'Murican elbow grease. Get some good ole corn-fed Idaho boys down there and that oil'll be flowin' afore you know it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17898208)



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Date: October 23rd, 2011 4:47 PM
Author: passionate cordovan jew whorehouse

IIRC nuclear weapons were more than adequate to solve the Japanese "quagmire" in 1945.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#19227337)



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Date: April 29th, 2011 5:06 PM
Author: Dun philosopher-king

Mossad would take him out to prevent him from pissing off Iran who would nuke Tel Aviv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17884649)



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Date: October 23rd, 2011 4:50 PM
Author: passionate cordovan jew whorehouse

Reminder: Iran wouldn't get nukes, since the Trump Doctrine would give them a 48 hour ultimatum: 1) open your country to proctoscopic inspections for nuclear materials or 2) suffer a preemptive thermonuclear strike on all suspected weapons-sites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#19227361)



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Date: May 1st, 2011 4:51 PM
Author: Internet-worthy cuckold rigor

a self-aggrandizing becombovered mediocre businessman who inherited a shitload of money gets elected president and everything suddenly becomes wonderful.

why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17898109)



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Date: May 1st, 2011 5:38 PM
Author: irradiated piazza

Someone didn't do well in his resource economics class.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17898425)



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Date: May 24th, 2011 5:53 AM
Author: Sooty filthy old irish cottage

San Francisco, CA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#18076345)



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Date: October 23rd, 2011 4:35 PM
Author: Yellow Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#19227259)



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Date: October 23rd, 2011 4:49 PM
Author: passionate cordovan jew whorehouse

NewsFlash: President Trump named his first cabinet pick today.

"I believe Michael Savage will make the perfect Attorney General," he said.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZDo4xbS0r4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#19227349)



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Date: January 6th, 2012 8:06 PM
Author: Yellow Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#19724608)