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Bros, list some credited ETIQUETTE moves

I just read that you're not supposed to reach out and shake ...
An alpha male strutting through your high school  01/30/12
I do this kind of instinctively. It seems aggressive to thru...
michael yidd-killchrist  01/30/12
Greetings, Not flame. I NEVER take a woman's hand without i...
Mance Gaydar  01/30/12
From my brief (and still too long) dalliance with a girl fro...
.,.,.;.,..,..,.,:,,:,..,..,::,..,:,.,.:...:,:;.:,.  02/15/12
what qualifies a girl as being from "society"? wha...
,;.;,.;.,;.,;.;,.;,.;,.;,.;,.;,.,;.,;.,;.,.;.,;.;,  05/06/12
Not flame. Some women do not shake hands with men and some ...
twentynine  07/23/12
where'd you read this bro even?
Pat the Cat  01/30/12
fuck bro, I don't even remember. It was somewhere reputable ...
An alpha male strutting through your high school  01/30/12
Greetings, It's 100% a rule of etiquette. You don't take a ...
Mance Gaydar  01/30/12
interesting. like the broaster above, i don't generally offe...
Pat the Cat  01/30/12
idk sounds pretty beta
OSIRIS  01/30/12
apparently youre supposed to let the woman take the seat fac...
Angela Vickers  01/30/12
what if your IN the restaurant?
Pat the Cat  01/30/12
thats what im talking about if the table faces the wall f...
Angela Vickers  01/30/12
Kind of like how they always sleep on the wall side of the b...
An alpha male strutting through your high school  01/30/12
...
kai  01/30/12
IDK, I always sleep on the non-wall side when my bf and I ar...
...,,,.,.,..,,.,,.,..  01/30/12
stfu neocon pumo
Pat the Cat  01/30/12
fuck, i always like being able to keep an eye on the crowd ....
Pat the Cat  01/30/12
Greetings, You should be more worried about facing the door...
Mance Gaydar  01/30/12
(omnious threat)
Idris Elba  02/15/12
Lol
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Husband  05/06/12
I can't see Tony Soprano sitting with his back to the room, ...
Rampart  01/30/12
Precisely. No way I'm running the risk of getting sucker pun...
SHOOOOT HERRRR;;;....SHOOOOT HERRRR!!  01/30/12
180 moniker, bro.
SHOOOOT HERRRR;;;....SHOOOOT HERRRR!!  01/30/12
no man sits with his back to center of the room.
wgwaG  01/30/12
(doesn't know this shit)
............;................;.............  01/30/12
Yeah, but this puts you in a beta position where you have to...
solace and wallace  01/30/12
this is pretty obvious. women should always be seated on the...
,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.  01/30/12
Again. WRONG. The alpha bro needs to be walking on the in...
: ^)  07/24/12
I learned this from an Encyclopedia Brown book when I was 10
AmandaAcura  02/01/12
WTF this is perhaps the most basic rule of dating. I learned...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Husband  05/06/12
This is beta as fuck. An alpha bro needs to see the floor o...
: ^)  07/24/12
wtf, this shit is obvious. Didn't any of you faggots take c...
........;.;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,,,............,,;;,;,;;  01/30/12
I'm just a poor bro from a poor family.
An alpha male strutting through your high school  01/30/12
Sorry, brother. That was inconsiderate of me.
........;.;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,,,............,,;;,;,;;  01/30/12
No worries brother! Can you please DESCRIBE cotillion and a...
An alpha male strutting through your high school  01/30/12
Generally takes place in late elementary school. Mine was o...
........;.;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,,,............,,;;,;,;;  01/30/12
Oh, and it all culminated in a big ball at the end of the ye...
........;.;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,,,............,,;;,;,;;  01/30/12
This sounds excellent, brother. I'll bet you're never awkwa...
An alpha male strutting through your high school  01/30/12
Unsurprisingly, I can chit-chat much more easily with 55+ ye...
........;.;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,,,............,,;;,;,;;  01/30/12
Was the coworker a 55+, and he was like "you should mee...
SHOOOOT HERRRR;;;....SHOOOOT HERRRR!!  01/30/12
how old were you like 12? was there any making out and shit...
JustWokeUp  01/30/12
There may have been mention of how to kiss (but it was proba...
........;.;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,,,............,,;;,;,;;  01/30/12
so did you go to debutante balls in high school?
JustWokeUp  01/30/12
No, those are really their own thing. The people who do tha...
........;.;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,,,............,,;;,;,;;  01/30/12
(jewdood)
,,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:.;.:.,:.::,  01/30/12
When offered something from a tray/platter, take the closest...
Metal Up Your Ass  01/30/12
Dude, that elevator scene was 180.
An alpha male strutting through your high school  01/30/12
For all the bros wondering, here's the scene. http://www....
SHOOOOT HERRRR;;;....SHOOOOT HERRRR!!  01/30/12
Draper pwning noobs is always 180.
Sabu  01/31/12
180 as fuck
,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.;:  02/02/12
the tray thing seems so obvious but there are always the peo...
Mitt Bone  01/30/12
just do downton abbey bro
,,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:.;.:.,:.::,  01/30/12
Greetings, One enjoyable thing about that show is seeing al...
Mance Gaydar  01/30/12
lol
Suit & Tie  02/01/12
The man is supposed to go first through a revolving door.
............;................;.............  01/30/12
Really? Is that so if there's a sniper he'll draw the fire?
michael yidd-killchrist  01/30/12
lol, no it's so she doesn't have to push, lazy bitch.
............;................;.............  01/30/12
Whether the man should go first or second through a revolvin...
....,.,....,..,,,,.....,...,,,....,,,....  01/30/12
No, it really isn't. Link?
GilbertGottfried  01/30/12
I retract my statement. The expert consensus is that the man...
....,.,....,..,,,,.....,...,,,....,,,....  01/30/12
i like refusing to congratulate women on engagements. i...
" " '' ''  01/30/12
You sound aspie. So wtf, do you say aloud "I refuse to ...
.,.,.,.,.,.....`...,.,.,`.,...,'  01/30/12
i dont think you get it
" " '' ''  01/30/12
I don't think so either. Sounds neither tactful nor principl...
.,.,.,.,.,.....`...,.,.,`.,...,'  01/30/12
you congratulate a man, you give your best wishes to a woman
" " '' ''  01/30/12
So you go out of your way to say different things to each pe...
.,.,.,.,.,.....`...,.,.,`.,...,'  01/30/12
most people dont get it. i wouldnt say theyre offended.
" " '' ''  01/30/12
It sounds credited but I would fear that the prolishness of ...
.,.,.,.,.,.....`...,.,.,`.,...,'  01/30/12
That's the point
My Prole Called Life  01/30/12
In this situation, the person making the un-comprehended jok...
.,.,.,.,.,.....`...,.,.,`.,...,'  01/30/12
ok, do you still not get it?
" " '' ''  01/30/12
TITCR Why would you go out of your way to do this?
.,.,...,.,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,....,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,..  01/30/12
ty. I dont understand why you'd make a joke that is really o...
.,.,.,.,.,.....`...,.,.,`.,...,'  01/30/12
Greetings, Can someoen explain wtf this talk of "insul...
Mance Gaydar  01/30/12
credited q
.,.,.,.,.,.....`...,.,.,`.,...,'  01/30/12
xo flame apparently.
EL171ST W4SP 174  05/06/12
I think you're supposed to say "best wishes" to th...
,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:::,....,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,  02/02/12
When fucking a guy in the ass, give him a reach-around.
,.,.,..,...,....,.,.,..,.,...,.,.,,..,,.,.,,.,..  01/30/12
U KNOW WE DRINK DAT ROZAY TILL WE BLACK OUT WAKE UP DRINK...
KING_OF_RUCKUS  01/30/12
cr
" " '' ''  01/30/12
This is also what they taught at our 'cotillion' equivalent
OSIRIS  01/30/12
...
".,.,:,,:,...,:::,.,...,:,.,.:.:.,:.::.,.  01/30/12
ofs
Pat the Cat  01/30/12
...
PauliePorsche  07/24/12
When you want to convey power, handshake with you palm facin...
My Prole Called Life  01/30/12
What if you have a power bottom handshake, where you start ...
Judas Jones  01/30/12
i like to lock in and crank.
" " '' ''  01/30/12
I like to pull back two of my fingers and tickle the other g...
Mandate is out?  01/30/12
I combine this with the power bottom move described above.
Fresh White Reeboks Kickin Your Ass  01/30/12
always place your utensils together and facing he same direc...
calrose rice pudding pop  01/30/12
Greetings, wtf this just blew my mind i was taught you cro...
Mance Gaydar  01/30/12
If you notice, most savage americans leave utensils on oppos...
calrose rice pudding pop  01/30/12
Greetings, "Crossing your shit creates extra work, mak...
Mance Gaydar  01/30/12
cause if your silverware is placed together the server doesn...
calrose rice pudding pop  01/30/12
Greetings, I see. I guess I haven't been to a restaurant in...
Mance Gaydar  01/30/12
lol prole!
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,...,,:::,...,:,.,..:.:.,:.::,.  01/30/12
Greetings, I'm always grateful to be able to correct an err...
Mance Gaydar  01/30/12
Prole. Crossing your silverware is actually a signal to the ...
....,.,....,..,,,,.....,...,,,....,,,....  01/30/12
Greetings, IIRC that's incorrect. Neither American nor Cont...
Mance Gaydar  01/30/12
Think before you write. Read before you think. "If o...
....,.,....,..,,,,.....,...,,,....,,,....  01/30/12
Greetings, Fair enough. I clearly haven't had to use this s...
Mance Gaydar  01/30/12
np brah, I was wrong about the revolving doors, so it's all ...
....,.,....,..,,,,.....,...,,,....,,,....  01/30/12
No shit. What kind of dumbass biglaw bros don't know this?
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Husband  05/06/12
This is a good one. I spent a few months in England, and I ...
An alpha male strutting through your high school  01/30/12
jj
EL171ST W4SP 174  05/06/12
Also, when you do this I remember hearing once that you're s...
John Ruskin, recoiling at Demi Moore's full bush  01/30/12
You are supposed to place the blade side of the knife facing...
EL171ST W4SP 174  05/06/12
just do Emily Post, bros
........;.;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,,,............,,;;,;,;;  01/30/12
Never eat out your sister
.,.,,..,.,,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,...:.,:.::,  01/30/12
Never never or just usually never?
~~(>' ' )>  02/02/12
the exceptions prove the rule
A cocksure atheist with a 115 IQ and a LAC degree  05/06/12
if more more than one other person during a toast, don't tou...
,..,,.:....,,;,,,.,..:..,:......,;,,;,....,...:..  01/30/12
could you repeat that?
............;................;.............  01/30/12
at the end of the toast, when everyone is supposed to touch ...
,..,,.:....,,;,,,.,..:..,:......,;,,;,....,...:..  01/30/12
is this because of fears someone might be left out?
Mitt Bone  01/30/12
what if just "cheers-ing" and not a formal toast w...
.,.,.,.,.,.....`...,.,.,`.,...,'  01/30/12
the latter is cr. i only learned cheers etiquette hanging ou...
..,.,...;;..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:..,.,.  05/06/12
so credited. most people don't know this.
: ^)  07/24/12
Unless you're clearly the superior, never be the first to re...
solace and wallace  01/30/12
Pay attention who you are introducing to whom. You don't int...
............;................;.............  01/30/12
always introduce the younger person to the elder. but i forg...
Mitt Bone  01/30/12
- know how to begin a conversation - if subjected to a ru...
Mitt Bone  01/30/12
Greetings, the "what do you think" point is highl...
Mance Gaydar  01/30/12
Don't feed the doob
.,.,.,.,.,.....`...,.,.,`.,...,'  01/30/12
all of this coming from a HIGHLY ASPIE idiot. but yeah, that...
Mitt Bone  01/30/12
Greetings, Yah, he probably copypastad it from somewhere.
Mance Gaydar  01/30/12
lol. no, people will think "oh, this guy read dale carn...
............;................;.............  01/30/12
what's wrong with learning how to make friends and influence...
calrose rice pudding pop  01/30/12
the problem is that everyone has read it and they think you'...
............;................;.............  01/30/12
Not true. The vast majority of people haven't read it. And a...
SHOOOOT HERRRR;;;....SHOOOOT HERRRR!!  01/30/12
Greetings, I can't tell you anyone I know who has read it. ...
Mance Gaydar  01/30/12
"never talk with mouth full, even over the phone" ...
perish  01/30/12
Credited list breh
Rick Steves Robbing Lost Couple At Knifepoint  01/30/12
ty
Mitt Bone  01/30/12
Brother, please elaborate on the tips "know how to star...
.,.,,..,.,,.,.,:,,:,...,:,:,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,.  01/30/12
Hi, my name is Joe. What did you think of.... Well, it w...
............;................;.............  01/30/12
Can't stress enough how important canned lines like these ar...
SHOOOOT HERRRR;;;....SHOOOOT HERRRR!!  01/31/12
(7-year old)
,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.  01/31/12
please list the lines. ty.
Titus Pullo  02/02/12
This. Give me 10 perfect lines pls. Tyia.
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Husband  05/06/12
when walking side by side on the sidewalk with a bitch you b...
osama del rey  02/02/12
face the door in case a well known serial rapist reptile wal...
The Most Musculer Ginger In The World  02/02/12
When all else fails, do what the host does.
Suit & Tie  02/02/12
Outdoor Voice versus Indoor Voice are pretty big ones of min...
,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:::,....,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,  02/02/12
I can't stand loud girls. It's fucking disgusting, brother....
An alpha male strutting through your high school  02/02/12
If a girl is inside and I can hear her, it means I didn't ga...
Judas Jones  02/15/12
...
John Ruskin, recoiling at Demi Moore's full bush  02/15/12
...
Mitt Bone  02/15/12
When you are dining the appropriate method to convey to your...
Refunkulus  02/15/12
Alternatively, flip the plate face down on the table.
Judas Jones  02/15/12
Lol ty
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Husband  05/06/12
i think the more appropriate method these days is to cross f...
United Against a Nuclear Latham  05/06/12
sounds like your building modern art there brother
,.,,.,.,.,...  05/06/12
just trying to keep my server from dropping five plates on m...
United Against a Nuclear Latham  05/06/12
I think you're incorrect about flipping the fork. Also, you...
EL171ST W4SP 174  05/06/12
...
Danny Dooderstein, CPA  05/06/12
I think he's wrong too. I was always taught that you plac...
twentynine  07/23/12
good thread
,.,,.,.,.,...  05/06/12
middle class bro enjoyed this thread
..,.,...;;..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:..,.,.  05/06/12
CR. It's not hard to play the upper class game if you pay at...
SHOOOOT HERRRR;;;....SHOOOOT HERRRR!!  05/06/12
Always carry a Zippo to light a woman's cigarette.
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Husband  05/06/12
(prole trash)
: ^)  07/24/12
Who would have guessed that some of the enduring lessons I l...
,.,...,..,.,.,:,;,....,.,:,:,.,.,:,.,.:,:.,:.::,.  05/06/12
is there a credited etiquette book that covers this? there ...
A cocksure atheist with a 115 IQ and a LAC degree  05/06/12
Yes. The Rituals of Dinner, by Margaret Visser. The same a...
EL171ST W4SP 174  05/06/12
ty
A cocksure atheist with a 115 IQ and a LAC degree  05/06/12
when walking with a lady, she should always be on the "...
potatoe  07/24/12
I see I was beaten by some 4+ months: February 2nd, 2012 ...
potatoe  07/24/12
Technically, the rule is that the man should put himself bet...
SHOOOOT HERRRR;;;....SHOOOOT HERRRR!!  07/25/12
...
My Prole Called Life  08/04/12


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Date: January 30th, 2012 12:55 AM
Author: An alpha male strutting through your high school

I just read that you're not supposed to reach out and shake a woman's hand when you're being introduced to her -- gotta let her initiate. Is this flame bros?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19862965)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 1:36 AM
Author: michael yidd-killchrist

I do this kind of instinctively. It seems aggressive to thrust your hand out at a woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19863310)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:03 PM
Author: Mance Gaydar (Greetings)

Greetings,

Not flame. I NEVER take a woman's hand without it being offered to me. I don't think many professional women care, though. But in "society," it's not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19865234)



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Date: February 15th, 2012 9:56 AM
Author: .,.,.;.,..,..,.,:,,:,..,..,::,..,:,.,.:...:,:;.:,. (5ever)

From my brief (and still too long) dalliance with a girl from "society," I can vouch that it was full of all kinds of shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19968341)



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Date: May 6th, 2012 1:58 PM
Author: ,;.;,.;.,;.,;.;,.;,.;,.;,.;,.;,.,;.,;.,;.,.;.,;.;,

what qualifies a girl as being from "society"? what did her parents do? what other kinds of shit were they full of?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#20627571)



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Date: July 23rd, 2012 9:00 PM
Author: twentynine (but still appearing 28ish)

Not flame. Some women do not shake hands with men and some only do it in more formal situations than men do with each other. So you should always wait for her to offer her hand first. If she doesn't a nod and some pleasantries are sufficient.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#21157951)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 12:56 AM
Author: Pat the Cat (member: clique de bonobo )

where'd you read this bro even?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19862973)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 12:57 AM
Author: An alpha male strutting through your high school

fuck bro, I don't even remember. It was somewhere reputable though man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19862985)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:04 PM
Author: Mance Gaydar (Greetings)

Greetings,

It's 100% a rule of etiquette. You don't take a woman's hand w/o it being offered to you. But if you're in a biz casual environment, no one GAF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19865240)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:35 PM
Author: Pat the Cat (member: clique de bonobo )

interesting. like the broaster above, i don't generally offer to shake a woman's hand anyway, but was not aware of a 'rule' against it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19865404)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 12:58 AM
Author: OSIRIS (ggtp)

idk sounds pretty beta

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19862989)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 12:58 AM
Author: Angela Vickers (ted koppel ain't never steal shit from me... niggas have)

apparently youre supposed to let the woman take the seat facing the restaurant when youre at a table for two. i didnt know this until a guy told me this on a date a while ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19862993)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 1:01 AM
Author: Pat the Cat (member: clique de bonobo )

what if your IN the restaurant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19863010)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 1:17 AM
Author: Angela Vickers (ted koppel ain't never steal shit from me... niggas have)

thats what im talking about

if the table faces the wall for example you should sit on the outside facing the wall and the girl should sit on the inside facing the restaurant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19863165)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 1:19 AM
Author: An alpha male strutting through your high school

Kind of like how they always sleep on the wall side of the bed after you fuck them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19863178)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: kai (Pederastrian)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19865575)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 5:39 PM
Author: ...,,,.,.,..,,.,,.,..

IDK, I always sleep on the non-wall side when my bf and I are done fooling around. And he's totally alpha, especially in bed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19866206)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 5:42 PM
Author: Pat the Cat (member: clique de bonobo )

stfu neocon pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19866233)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 1:20 AM
Author: Pat the Cat (member: clique de bonobo )

fuck, i always like being able to keep an eye on the crowd .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19863193)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:05 PM
Author: Mance Gaydar (Greetings)

Greetings,

You should be more worried about facing the door, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19865246)



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Date: February 15th, 2012 11:45 AM
Author: Idris Elba (Ore Miner under attack. . .)

(omnious threat)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19968689)



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Date: May 6th, 2012 2:39 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Husband

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#20627907)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 1:34 AM
Author: Rampart

I can't see Tony Soprano sitting with his back to the room, even if it's impolite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19863298)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 9:24 AM
Author: SHOOOOT HERRRR;;;....SHOOOOT HERRRR!!

Precisely. No way I'm running the risk of getting sucker punched.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19864124)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 8:55 PM
Author: SHOOOOT HERRRR;;;....SHOOOOT HERRRR!!

180 moniker, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19867421)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:01 PM
Author: wgwaG

no man sits with his back to center of the room.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19865224)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 8:40 PM
Author: ............;................;.............

(doesn't know this shit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19867337)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:58 PM
Author: solace and wallace

Yeah, but this puts you in a beta position where you have to turn around if you want to get the waiter's attention. No woman wants a man who has to put so much effort into flagging someone down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19865567)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 8:37 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.

this is pretty obvious. women should always be seated on the inside wherever you are. in addition when walking on the sidewalk the man should walk on the outside

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19867318)



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Date: July 24th, 2012 1:33 AM
Author: : ^)

Again. WRONG. The alpha bro needs to be walking on the inside (closest to the street), otherwise you're putting the girl in the position that is closer to more possible dangers (swerving car, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#21160440)



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Date: February 1st, 2012 11:47 PM
Author: AmandaAcura (cctp)

I learned this from an Encyclopedia Brown book when I was 10

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19880459)



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Date: May 6th, 2012 2:41 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Husband

WTF this is perhaps the most basic rule of dating. I learned this at 18. Shocked how many xoers dint know this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#20627916)



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Date: July 24th, 2012 1:31 AM
Author: : ^)

This is beta as fuck. An alpha bro needs to see the floor of the restaurant in case any security threats arise so that he can respond to them swiftly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#21160436)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 1:02 AM
Author: ........;.;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,,,............,,;;,;,;;

wtf, this shit is obvious. Didn't any of you faggots take cotillion?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19863014)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 1:05 AM
Author: An alpha male strutting through your high school

I'm just a poor bro from a poor family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19863046)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 1:06 AM
Author: ........;.;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,,,............,,;;,;,;;

Sorry, brother. That was inconsiderate of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19863051)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 1:09 AM
Author: An alpha male strutting through your high school

No worries brother! Can you please DESCRIBE cotillion and all that shit?

The first time I heard of it was when it was in an episode of the OC man. The concept blew my mind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19863079)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 1:18 AM
Author: ........;.;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,,,............,,;;,;,;;

Generally takes place in late elementary school. Mine was once a week for a year and we learned how to dance, eat, and talk politely. Mostly what happened is the boys, dressed in blazers and khaki chinos, would dance with the girls with their hands hovering over their waists and the mothers and instructor would come by and put the hands on their waists. The instructor (in my case, a South African woman who'd gone to finishing school in the UK) would show us the dances. After dancing we'd "mix and mingle." I hated it at the time, but it was pretty cr ultimately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19863175)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 1:20 AM
Author: ........;.;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,,,............,,;;,;,;;

Oh, and it all culminated in a big ball at the end of the year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19863183)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 1:29 AM
Author: An alpha male strutting through your high school

This sounds excellent, brother. I'll bet you're never awkwardly staring at the ground trying to think of how to make small talk with some boomer faggot. Seems like things that suck as a kid are generally cr in the long run.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19863276)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 1:40 AM
Author: ........;.;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,,,............,,;;,;,;;

Unsurprisingly, I can chit-chat much more easily with 55+ year olds than I can with my fellow 20-somethings.

edit: this has actually led to some pretty cr hook-ups, notably with my coworker's niece who was a 8.5/10 that I dated for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19863351)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 10:17 AM
Author: SHOOOOT HERRRR;;;....SHOOOOT HERRRR!!

Was the coworker a 55+, and he was like "you should meet my niece?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19864248)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 1:39 AM
Author: JustWokeUp

how old were you like 12? was there any making out and shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19863344)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 1:41 AM
Author: ........;.;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,,,............,,;;,;,;;

There may have been mention of how to kiss (but it was probably just peck on the cheek, no demonstration)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19863362)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 1:42 AM
Author: JustWokeUp

so did you go to debutante balls in high school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19863375)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 1:46 AM
Author: ........;.;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,,,............,,;;,;,;;

No, those are really their own thing. The people who do that are scarily competitive about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19863417)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 1:31 AM
Author: ,,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:.;.:.,:.::,

(jewdood)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19863286)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 1:03 AM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

When offered something from a tray/platter, take the closest one to you.

In an elevator, take off your hat in the presence of women. (Don Draper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19863023)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 1:05 AM
Author: An alpha male strutting through your high school

Dude, that elevator scene was 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19863043)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 10:32 AM
Author: SHOOOOT HERRRR;;;....SHOOOOT HERRRR!!

For all the bros wondering, here's the scene.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JiP1z9qfojA

While Draper is pretty 180, the scene is 165.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19864312)



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Date: January 31st, 2012 12:02 AM
Author: Sabu

Draper pwning noobs is always 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19868863)



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Date: February 2nd, 2012 2:30 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.;:

180 as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19881179)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 1:08 PM
Author: Mitt Bone

the tray thing seems so obvious but there are always the people who let their hands hover over the food

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19864710)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 1:32 AM
Author: ,,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:.;.:.,:.::,

just do downton abbey bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19863292)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:09 PM
Author: Mance Gaydar (Greetings)

Greetings,

One enjoyable thing about that show is seeing all the shit I learned as a kid actually happen. Upper class people are WAY better at bantering and saying what they mean without saying what they mean. Also being ready and able to take the blame for nearly everything, even if it's not their fault.

Like if you go to a party and the other dood can't remember your name, you apologize and make up some story like maybe you didn't properly introduce yourself last time, or didn't do enough to help him remember you, or you realize the split second where he can't remember and introduce yourself quickly to spare him the embarrassment of revealing that he's forgotten your name.

People in the US can't do that shit for shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19865272)



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Date: February 1st, 2012 11:54 PM
Author: Suit & Tie

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19880512)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 1:35 AM
Author: ............;................;.............

The man is supposed to go first through a revolving door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19863308)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 1:38 AM
Author: michael yidd-killchrist

Really? Is that so if there's a sniper he'll draw the fire?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19863333)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 1:46 AM
Author: ............;................;.............

lol, no it's so she doesn't have to push, lazy bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19863413)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 4:29 PM
Author: ....,.,....,..,,,,.....,...,,,....,,,....

Whether the man should go first or second through a revolving door is actually a matter of dispute. Nice try.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19865759)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 5:51 PM
Author: GilbertGottfried

No, it really isn't. Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19866279)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 9:09 PM
Author: ....,.,....,..,,,,.....,...,,,....,,,....

I retract my statement. The expert consensus is that the man enters first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19867517)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 9:29 AM
Author: " " '' ''

i like refusing to congratulate women on engagements.

its both ostentatiously polite and sexist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19864129)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 9:42 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.....`...,.,.,`.,...,'

You sound aspie. So wtf, do you say aloud "I refuse to congratulate you on your engagement on policy grounds."? Or when someone says they are newly engaged you are just noticeably silent hoping they pick up on your shtick? Just lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19864152)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 9:43 AM
Author: " " '' ''

i dont think you get it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19864158)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.....`...,.,.,`.,...,'

I don't think so either. Sounds neither tactful nor principled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19864161)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 9:45 AM
Author: " " '' ''

you congratulate a man, you give your best wishes to a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19864165)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 9:52 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.....`...,.,.,`.,...,'

So you go out of your way to say different things to each person? Do people ever not get it and look back at you like you are an idiot? Are people ever offended?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19864181)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 9:54 AM
Author: " " '' ''

most people dont get it.

i wouldnt say theyre offended.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19864187)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 9:55 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.....`...,.,.,`.,...,'

It sounds credited but I would fear that the prolishness of the couple would render them unable to comprehend the insult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19864190)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 10:27 AM
Author: My Prole Called Life

That's the point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19864289)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 11:05 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.....`...,.,.,`.,...,'

In this situation, the person making the un-comprehended joke looks foolish and aspie as bride and groom stare blankly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19864376)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 11:14 AM
Author: " " '' ''

ok, do you still not get it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19864405)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: .,.,...,.,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,....,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,..

TITCR

Why would you go out of your way to do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19865121)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:07 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.....`...,.,.,`.,...,'

ty. I dont understand why you'd make a joke that is really on you to those who are listening

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19865262)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Mance Gaydar (Greetings)

Greetings,

Can someoen explain wtf this talk of "insults" and "jokes" is here?

Your friends say "we just got married"

You tell the dood "congrats"

You tell the chick "best wishes"

Where is the private joke/insult that is embarrassing to the speaker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19865285)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.....`...,.,.,`.,...,'

credited q

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19865303)



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Date: May 6th, 2012 2:25 PM
Author: EL171ST W4SP 174

xo flame apparently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#20627760)



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Date: February 2nd, 2012 2:14 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:::,....,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,

I think you're supposed to say "best wishes" to the chick and "congratulations" to the dood.

Which confirms my belief that much of etiquette exists to cover up unpleasant truths, in this case, the truth that landing a man for marriage is considered a laudatory achievement for women in society. In other words, what we mean when we say "best wishes" to the woman is really "congratulations" and vice versa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19881155)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: ,.,.,..,...,....,.,.,..,.,...,.,.,,..,,.,.,,.,..

When fucking a guy in the ass, give him a reach-around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19864160)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 9:56 AM
Author: KING_OF_RUCKUS

U KNOW WE DRINK DAT ROZAY TILL WE BLACK OUT

WAKE UP DRINK SOME MORE DEN PASS BACK OUT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19864191)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 9:56 AM
Author: " " '' ''

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19864193)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 10:24 AM
Author: OSIRIS (ggtp)

This is also what they taught at our 'cotillion' equivalent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19864273)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 4:04 PM
Author: ".,.,:,,:,...,:::,.,...,:,.,.:.:.,:.::.,.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19865596)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 4:05 PM
Author: Pat the Cat (member: clique de bonobo )

ofs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19865603)



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Date: July 24th, 2012 5:43 AM
Author: PauliePorsche



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#21161213)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 10:31 AM
Author: My Prole Called Life

When you want to convey power, handshake with you palm facing slightly downwards. Never handshake with your palm up as that makes you a bitch and the person shaking your hand will think of you as such.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19864304)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 10:40 AM
Author: Judas Jones

What if you have a power bottom handshake, where you start palm up but generate most of the power from the bottom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19864341)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 10:42 AM
Author: " " '' ''

i like to lock in and crank.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19864346)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 1:10 PM
Author: Mandate is out?

I like to pull back two of my fingers and tickle the other guy's palm while we shake. It starts off the relationship on a friendly note.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19864719)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 1:25 PM
Author: Fresh White Reeboks Kickin Your Ass (the penitent rascal master man)

I combine this with the power bottom move described above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19864773)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:06 PM
Author: calrose rice pudding pop

always place your utensils together and facing he same direction when you are finished with your meal. Do not leave the fork and knife on opposite sides of your plate like a savage!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19865256)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:17 PM
Author: Mance Gaydar (Greetings)

Greetings,

wtf this just blew my mind

i was taught you cross silverware to signal to the server that you're finished

just checked, you're right

wtf bros just wtf

edit: i do recall there being some talk about continental vs english style, so maybe this is one of those things where continentals and english do it differently? Holy cow I was taught this stuff SO LONG ago... over 15 years ago!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19865308)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:35 PM
Author: calrose rice pudding pop

If you notice, most savage americans leave utensils on opposite sides of the plate and the server always has to position the silverware on the same side before picking up the plate. Doing this yourself is a courtesy to your server. Crossing your shit creates extra work, makes your server get food all over their hands and makes your dishes harder to stack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19865406)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: Mance Gaydar (Greetings)

Greetings,

"Crossing your shit creates extra work, makes your server get food all over their hands and makes your dishes harder to stack. "

Out of curiosity, how does putting your silverware on the plate parallel alleviate the problems you've listed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19865446)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:55 PM
Author: calrose rice pudding pop

cause if your silverware is placed together the server doesn't have to touch it. They can just stack the plates as is (you can stack plates perfectly fine with silverware on it if the silverware is positioned together. The plates will be unbalanced if you try to stack them while the silverware is crossed -- source, I worked in a french restaurant and dealt with this). If there is a large number of plates so that the server has to remove the silverware from each plate to stack them neatly, placing the silverware together cuts the server's work in half.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19865549)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 4:10 PM
Author: Mance Gaydar (Greetings)

Greetings,

I see. I guess I haven't been to a restaurant in a while where you can actually stack dishes like this. I used to be a waiter, and I couldn't stack ours w/silverware in the plates no matter hte configuration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19865640)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 4:18 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,...,,:::,...,:,.,..:.:.,:.::,.

lol prole!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19865684)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 4:31 PM
Author: Mance Gaydar (Greetings)

Greetings,

I'm always grateful to be able to correct an error in behavior.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19865772)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 4:34 PM
Author: ....,.,....,..,,,,.....,...,,,....,,,....

Prole. Crossing your silverware is actually a signal to the server that you do NOT want your plate picked up while you go out or to the restroom (it's like an "X"-sign). Source: Miss Manners.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19865783)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 5:31 PM
Author: Mance Gaydar (Greetings)

Greetings,

IIRC that's incorrect. Neither American nor Continental style is to cross like I was talking about.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/lisa-mirza-grotts/table-etiquette-two-diffe_b_594518.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19866159)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 9:08 PM
Author: ....,.,....,..,,,,.....,...,,,....,,,....

Think before you write. Read before you think.

"If one is pausing while eating, the fork and knife placed in a crossed position – the handle of the fork to the left and the handle of the knife to the right, with the two instruments crossed at the center of the plate - signals the waiter or footman or host that you have not finished."

http://bit.ly/wdjH0x

And that comes from a more trusted authority on etiquette than the Huffington Post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19867511)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 9:50 PM
Author: Mance Gaydar (Greetings)

Greetings,

Fair enough. I clearly haven't had to use this shit for a very long time, and the one time I've used it recently (a few days ago at a pretty high class party) I probably unknowingly shamed myself pretty badly. :/

ty for the clarification, I sincerely enjoy improving my etiquette.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19867792)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 10:47 PM
Author: ....,.,....,..,,,,.....,...,,,....,,,....

np brah, I was wrong about the revolving doors, so it's all good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19868225)



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Date: May 6th, 2012 2:57 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Husband

No shit. What kind of dumbass biglaw bros don't know this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#20628041)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:33 PM
Author: An alpha male strutting through your high school

This is a good one. I spent a few months in England, and I noticed that over there even the most TTT pieces of shit do this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19865386)



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Date: May 6th, 2012 2:30 PM
Author: EL171ST W4SP 174

jj

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#20627805)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 4:17 PM
Author: John Ruskin, recoiling at Demi Moore's full bush

Also, when you do this I remember hearing once that you're supposed to have the cutting edge of the knife facing toward you, rather than the other members of the table.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19865681)



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Date: May 6th, 2012 2:31 PM
Author: EL171ST W4SP 174

You are supposed to place the blade side of the knife facing towards the fork, not away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#20627815)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: ........;.;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,,,............,,;;,;,;;

just do Emily Post, bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19865534)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 4:05 PM
Author: .,.,,..,.,,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,...:.,:.::,

Never eat out your sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19865601)



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Date: February 2nd, 2012 2:31 AM
Author: ~~(>' ' )>

Never never or just usually never?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19881181)



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Date: May 6th, 2012 3:03 PM
Author: A cocksure atheist with a 115 IQ and a LAC degree

the exceptions prove the rule

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#20628076)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 4:10 PM
Author: ,..,,.:....,,;,,,.,..:..,:......,;,,;,....,...:..

if more more than one other person during a toast, don't touch glasses at the end

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19865642)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 4:12 PM
Author: ............;................;.............

could you repeat that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19865649)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 4:16 PM
Author: ,..,,.:....,,;,,,.,..:..,:......,;,,;,....,...:..

at the end of the toast, when everyone is supposed to touch glasses, if it is a group of 3 or more, it is improper to actually touch another persons glass. the credited response in those situations is just to raise your glass at the end of the toast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19865673)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 4:18 PM
Author: Mitt Bone

is this because of fears someone might be left out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19865683)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 4:19 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.....`...,.,.,`.,...,'

what if just "cheers-ing" and not a formal toast w/ requisite schpeel?

I've heard that whenever, if you do, touch glasses after a toast or cheers you should look the holder of the other glass in the eyes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19865688)



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Date: May 6th, 2012 2:06 PM
Author: ..,.,...;;..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:..,.,.

the latter is cr. i only learned cheers etiquette hanging out with some europeans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#20627635)



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Date: July 24th, 2012 1:38 AM
Author: : ^)

so credited. most people don't know this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#21160464)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 4:22 PM
Author: solace and wallace

Unless you're clearly the superior, never be the first to remove your jacket.

Always hold your jacket until your host tells you where to put it.

When handed a business card, never put it in your pants pocket. The higher up the body, the better. If need be, take out your wallet and place it in that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19865705)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 4:29 PM
Author: ............;................;.............

Pay attention who you are introducing to whom. You don't introduce the boss to the intern, it's the other way around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19865758)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 4:41 PM
Author: Mitt Bone

always introduce the younger person to the elder. but i forget if the woman is introduced to the man or the other way around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19865819)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 4:37 PM
Author: Mitt Bone

- know how to begin a conversation

- if subjected to a rude remark or rude behavior, do not offer rudeness in return

- allow others to finish their sentences

- never talk with mouth full, even over the phone

- don't take part in major arguments over minor issues

- "congratulations" to the groom-to-be, "best wishes" to the bride

- make a conscious effort to use correct grammar but resist temptation to sound stuffy and overly grand; do not correct another person's grammar unless teaching an english class

- avoid raising your voice, even in the most heated discussions

- "excuse me" *not* "i'm sorry"

- when you start a phone call, be the one to end it

- when it comes to social invitations, never wait for something better to come along. accept the first one

- ask "what do you think?" as often as possible, when getting to meet new friends

- small talk should be asking questions and not volunteering information about yourself

- when you feel you've been insulted respond by saying nothing at all. it is tcr

- a firm "no" and not "no, sorry" or anything else. just no

- know how to end a conversation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19865799)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 6:22 PM
Author: Mance Gaydar (Greetings)

Greetings,

the "what do you think" point is highly 180

you'd be surprised how much people will love you if they get to talk about their opinions all night long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19866472)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 6:25 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.....`...,.,.,`.,...,'

Don't feed the doob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19866490)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: Mitt Bone

all of this coming from a HIGHLY ASPIE idiot. but yeah, that point in particular is a good one to highlight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19866494)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 8:22 PM
Author: Mance Gaydar (Greetings)

Greetings,

Yah, he probably copypastad it from somewhere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19867226)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 8:23 PM
Author: ............;................;.............

lol. no, people will think "oh, this guy read dale carnegie. i'm going to gtf away from him right now."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19867239)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 8:26 PM
Author: calrose rice pudding pop

what's wrong with learning how to make friends and influence people, bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19867247)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 8:30 PM
Author: ............;................;.............

the problem is that everyone has read it and they think you're "dale carnegie"ing them which is off putting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19867269)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 8:54 PM
Author: SHOOOOT HERRRR;;;....SHOOOOT HERRRR!!

Not true. The vast majority of people haven't read it. And a majority of those who have "read" it, promptly forgot it. One rarely sees proper execution of the book's principles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19867417)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 9:45 PM
Author: Mance Gaydar (Greetings)

Greetings,

I can't tell you anyone I know who has read it. Well, except some random poor dude on met on the bus in undergrad who saw me reading it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19867748)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 8:37 PM
Author: perish (let's have another round for the bright red devil)

"never talk with mouth full, even over the phone" ... wtf? ... What do you mean *even* over the phone? It should be *especially* over the phone... in fact, you should *never* eat when talking on the phone. It drives me crazy. As Miss Manners says, the mouthpiece of the phone picks up every sound out of your mouth... like a microphone... so it's as if you've got your mouth held up against someone's ear as you're munching away... Stop doing this, young people! I know ppl who save all their phone calls for mealtime... ugh. Also remember that any close ambient sound where you are will be magnified, sometimes very distracting to the listener... like washing dishes, shuffling papers, USING THE BATHROOM!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19867321)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 8:41 PM
Author: Rick Steves Robbing Lost Couple At Knifepoint

Credited list breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19867341)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 11:44 PM
Author: Mitt Bone

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19868750)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 11:39 PM
Author: .,.,,..,.,,.,.,:,,:,...,:,:,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,.

Brother, please elaborate on the tips "know how to start a conversation," and "know how to end a conversation?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19868700)



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Date: January 30th, 2012 11:41 PM
Author: ............;................;.............

Hi, my name is Joe. What did you think of....

Well, it was nice talking to you. I have to go now. Have a nice day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19868720)



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Date: January 31st, 2012 7:51 AM
Author: SHOOOOT HERRRR;;;....SHOOOOT HERRRR!!

Can't stress enough how important canned lines like these are. I've been told by a lot of people that I'm really social and outgoing. Absolutely wrong. I'm shy as fuck. But I memorized a dozen or so canned lines for starting convos, flirting with girls, closing on phone numbers, etc, and it's crazy effective. Plus, after awhile, the canned lines lead to genuine conversation, and that helped me loosen up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19869997)



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Date: January 31st, 2012 7:56 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.

(7-year old)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19870000)



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Date: February 2nd, 2012 2:41 AM
Author: Titus Pullo

please list the lines. ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19881204)



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Date: May 6th, 2012 3:02 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Husband

This. Give me 10 perfect lines pls. Tyia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#20628073)



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Date: February 2nd, 2012 12:06 AM
Author: osama del rey (rydem if you gottem)

when walking side by side on the sidewalk with a bitch you better walk on the "outside" (ie closest to the traffic)

this + facing the door in a restaurant are the ones i always notice (for better or worse)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19880569)



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Date: February 2nd, 2012 12:08 AM
Author: The Most Musculer Ginger In The World

face the door in case a well known serial rapist reptile walks in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19880583)



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Date: February 2nd, 2012 12:09 AM
Author: Suit & Tie

When all else fails, do what the host does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19880590)



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Date: February 2nd, 2012 2:19 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:::,....,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,

Outdoor Voice versus Indoor Voice are pretty big ones of mine. If a girl is inside and she's talking loudly it's a major turnoff.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19881162)



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Date: February 2nd, 2012 2:33 AM
Author: An alpha male strutting through your high school

I can't stand loud girls. It's fucking disgusting, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19881187)



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Date: February 15th, 2012 9:55 AM
Author: Judas Jones

If a girl is inside and I can hear her, it means I didn't gag her properly, so the gaffe is mine.

(Doobs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19968338)



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Date: February 15th, 2012 10:38 AM
Author: John Ruskin, recoiling at Demi Moore's full bush



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19968467)



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Date: February 15th, 2012 9:48 AM
Author: Mitt Bone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19968315)



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Date: February 15th, 2012 9:55 AM
Author: Refunkulus ( )

When you are dining the appropriate method to convey to your server that you are done with your food is to place the tines of your fork downards, with your utensils at one side. Most well mannered people will do the utensils at the side/at an angle, but few will remember to place the tines down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19968335)



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Date: February 15th, 2012 11:46 AM
Author: Judas Jones

Alternatively, flip the plate face down on the table.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#19968697)



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Date: May 6th, 2012 3:04 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Husband

Lol ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#20628082)



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Date: May 6th, 2012 2:01 PM
Author: United Against a Nuclear Latham

i think the more appropriate method these days is to cross fork and knife with the knife blade in the tines of the fork. flipping your fork also conveys that you are done but it makes it impossible to stack anything on that plate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#20627600)



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Date: May 6th, 2012 2:03 PM
Author: ,.,,.,.,.,...

sounds like your building modern art there brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#20627609)



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Date: May 6th, 2012 2:05 PM
Author: United Against a Nuclear Latham

just trying to keep my server from dropping five plates on me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#20627629)



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Date: May 6th, 2012 2:41 PM
Author: EL171ST W4SP 174

I think you're incorrect about flipping the fork. Also, you are supposed to face the blade of the knife toward the fork, rather than away from it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#20627917)



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Date: May 6th, 2012 2:55 PM
Author: Danny Dooderstein, CPA



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#20628028)



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Date: July 23rd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: twentynine (but still appearing 28ish)

I think he's wrong too.

I was always taught that you place the knife and fork together on the plate with the handles at about the 5 o'clock position, fork tines up and knife blade facing the fork.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#21157909)



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Date: May 6th, 2012 1:52 PM
Author: ,.,,.,.,.,...

good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#20627538)



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Date: May 6th, 2012 2:08 PM
Author: ..,.,...;;..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:..,.,.

middle class bro enjoyed this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#20627646)



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Date: May 6th, 2012 8:21 PM
Author: SHOOOOT HERRRR;;;....SHOOOOT HERRRR!!

CR. It's not hard to play the upper class game if you pay attention and pick up these little tips here and there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#20630597)



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Date: May 6th, 2012 2:37 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Husband

Always carry a Zippo to light a woman's cigarette.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#20627883)



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Date: July 24th, 2012 1:42 AM
Author: : ^)

(prole trash)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#21160488)



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Date: May 6th, 2012 2:54 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,;,....,.,:,:,.,.,:,.,.:,:.,:.::,.

Who would have guessed that some of the enduring lessons I learned from this board were about how to behave politely in high society?

thanks for the tips, bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#20628022)



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Date: May 6th, 2012 3:09 PM
Author: A cocksure atheist with a 115 IQ and a LAC degree

is there a credited etiquette book that covers this? there must be... a la strunk and white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#20628103)



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Date: May 6th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: EL171ST W4SP 174

Yes. The Rituals of Dinner, by Margaret Visser. The same author wrote a an earlier, somewhat similar book called Much Depends on Dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#20628128)



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Date: May 6th, 2012 3:20 PM
Author: A cocksure atheist with a 115 IQ and a LAC degree

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#20628158)



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Date: July 24th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: potatoe

when walking with a lady, she should always be on the "interior." So, on a sidewalk you are on the side nearest the street, she is away from the street.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#21161460)



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Date: July 24th, 2012 9:48 AM
Author: potatoe

I see I was beaten by some 4+ months:

February 2nd, 2012 12:06 AM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#21161468)



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Date: July 25th, 2012 1:04 PM
Author: SHOOOOT HERRRR;;;....SHOOOOT HERRRR!!

Technically, the rule is that the man should put himself between the woman and danger. While walking on the sidewalk, this generally means between the vehicles and the woman. But, as is often the case in MFH, there is a particularly surly looking vagrant further along the sidewalk, I will switch sides with my lady to place myself between the homeless man and her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#21171811)



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Date: August 4th, 2012 2:01 AM
Author: My Prole Called Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861225&forum_id=2#21256214)