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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:48 AM Author: brindle passionate multi-billionaire A United States Marine was taking some college courses between assignments. He had completed 20 missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist, and a member of the ACLU.
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "GOD, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am GOD, I'm still waiting."
It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.
The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned, and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What in the world is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"
The Marine calmly replied, "GOD was too busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me."
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:50 AM Author: 180 Brilliant Dragon P.S. The Marine was charged with a hate crime and sentenced to 15-20 years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863748) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:12 AM Author: 180 Brilliant Dragon A United States Marine was taking some college courses between assignments. He *KAAABOOOOOOM!!!*
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:07 AM Author: Alcoholic Crystalline Menage An atheist, communist, ACLU lawyer professor was teaching a class on Karl Marx. "Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and accept that Marx was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, greater than Jesus Christ!" At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL stood up, holding a rock. "How old is this rock, professor?" The arrogant professor smirked and smugly replied "4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian." "Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now." The professor was visibly shaken. He dropped his chalk and stormed out of the classroom. The students applauded and all registered Republican. An eagle flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. That flag waves until this day, despite the lack of wind in the classroom. Semper Fi. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863795) |
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Edit: Is this shit seriously on reddit now?
2nd edit: http://pastebin.com/5ENzjzdh
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Date: January 30th, 2012 8:40 AM Author: Odious hall The government is incredibly adept at convincing people that our resource grabs have something to do with our Constitutional rights. It's laughable that people aren't able to discern this and further evidence that the Founders were right: the unwashed masses are dangerous and incapable of self-government. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19864075) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:22 PM Author: chrome hunting ground ratface I love that this story implies an overburdened God sitting behind a disheveled desk, frantically trying to meet deadlines as his wife bugs him about picking up dinner on the way home. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19865011) |
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Date: January 31st, 2012 12:20 PM Author: Ungodly balding center filthpig "shitshitshit I totally forgot about embarrassing that atheist professor. shirley could you get a marine to step in for me." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19870501) |
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Date: April 25th, 2014 1:39 AM Author: impertinent disrespectful goyim set IN fairness, the Marine Hymn DOES claim that god has Marines guarding heaven. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#25443158) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 7:40 PM Author: Adventurous Rehab I love how all these are country email forwards just implicitly assume that any given marine is a god fearing Christian. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19866945) |
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Date: September 11th, 2012 8:58 PM Author: gold kitchen ITT: Someone posts something popular on 4chan and reddit; everyone believes it originated on xoxo.
Same thing happened with lolcats. |
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Date: April 25th, 2014 1:31 AM Author: aromatic nubile lodge travel guidebook A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, “God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I’ll give you exactly 15 minutes.” The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop.
Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, “Here I am God. I’m still waiting.” It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and lifted up his arm to strike him.
At that moment the professor was transformed into a 7-foot grizzly, wreathed in a halo of holy fire. The bear spoke: "Blasphemer thou art, thou thinkst to take the place of God? Those who deny me face eternal fire, but you who knows my work and yet commits the sin of Satan I curse a hundred times over!" The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently picking at his boils. Then Richard Dawkins burst into the room, wielding a copy of The Selfish Gene and crying "Leave that boy alone, you pathetic atavism!" As the holy bear whirled around, terrible light flashing in its eyes, Dawkins shed his mortal form, raised each of his seven horned heads, and hissed. "It'ssss me you want!". And then the Lord and the Antichrist joined in the final battle.
The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. |
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